/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

Whoever that Canadian anon was, if you see this I definitely will think about what you said though.

My concern here is that I would be really shitty as a guy's boyfriend.

If I switched teams I would be a dominant to who has a dozen reservations about how he's going to fuck you, and the only action your dick would get is either rubbing against mine, or getting jerked off and that just seems selfish.

Is that even something you guys would even be able to tolerate?

Then why not just stick to women?

>>239177

Me again: just saying you never know until you try it. Even if it goes south it's a learning experience, if you don't do it you might be haunted with "what ifs" or something.

>>239180

I could stick to women but I'd still have to be honest with myself and admit that I have a thing for short, blonde little cute boys with pretty faces :/

>>239181

Well, here's where I am basically.

I've thought about the other night a little while now and this is how I feel about it.

Anuses are not sexy. They just aren't. When he started lubing himself up I had to look away

>But they feel so good

I could probably never suck a guy off.

>But we did do whatever tribbing is called for men where we rubbed cocks and it was pretty good. It was also a turn on to watch it bounce around while I fucked him

At one point he called me baby and it sounded so weird coming from a guy

>but his moans were so hot they drove me crazy

I hate acting like an effeminate fag.

BUT I FUCKED A DUDE AND CAME THREE TIMES IN HIS BED

And he really is a nice guy… I had no idea he was gay until he started trying to lift up my shirt to see my wheat the party.

He doesn't dress gay or act any different than you'd expect from a straight guy.

>>239183

*My shirt to see my abs.

>>239182

I don't even know how to be romantic and shit with a dude.

This guy was literally the perfect storm though.

If you're just looking at his face he could probably be mistaken for a gril. He's like 5'5", he likes the same stuff I like, he has blond hair and blue eyes,, I was helpless.

It was practically rape.

>>239183

>At one point he called me baby and it sounded so weird coming from a guy

>I don't even know how to be romantic and shit with a dude.

Sounds like you're just not comfortable with gay situations yet. Give yourself some time to get accustomed, and decide whether or not you like it enough to want to continue.

'Cause dicks taste great.

>>239187

It's like being romantic with any person? I dunno, guy might even not be looking for a relationship for all you know. Maybe he's more into the friends with benefits deal which you have to admit, you'd probably be cool with.

>>239195

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>>239196

"hey i was going to head to barnes and noble tomorrow to see if they have the last Dune novel, you wanna come with and grab a coffee?"

Now we wait.

I have no idea why this is making me nervous.

I mean I've already fucked the guy, he fell asleep in my lap with my hand on his dick, it's not like coffee will make that any gayer.

Kind of passed the point of no return.

>>239200

>I have no idea why this is making me nervous.

You asked someone out basically, kind of normal.

Should I let you guys know how it goes?

>>239215

YES

>>239237

I'm not gay.

I could be bisexual but I'm not gay.

I'm 98% straight.

>>239239

Lol ur ghey.

Dick is like meth. You can't just quit.

>>239243

>>239241

;_;

Is this some sort of hazing?

>>239249

I'm not really interested in getting more male ass….

I mean this guy sort of just fell in my lap, I wouldn't pursue it if it was between guys and girls, I'd always chase the girl.

>>239250

We'll see about that after you suck dick.

>>239251

Don't scare him or they'll never get married

>>239262

I should look that up actually.

That has to be a thing.

>>239239

You fucked a man

Just sayin

>>239250

Love him as a person, not as a boy. If he turns you on simply have fun with him and if you want to be with him, live life with him happily. Don't prioritize him any differently than you would a girl and be loyal where you generally would be.

It's just a person. Learn to know him as who he is, too.

>>239250

>>239279

I get that it sounds really romantic, but I really feel like a healthy relationship is more like a close friendship where you fuck each other as well. So perhaps try thinking of it in that way if that's makes you more comfortable.

>>239320

Deleted the post.

I'm just messing with you anon/Martin. Try to have fun alright? Don't take this so seriously. All you're going to do is coffee and chill with a qt. Enjoy it.

And for the record it's called frotting. You have a lot to learn.

If it works out with this guy you might find it useful posting/lurking here or infinity chan whenever they make that work.

>>239327

Thanks, I will.

I think I'd rather learn from experience tho friend.

Moving to Infinity Chan… ehhhhh… I was kind of in love with the idea of the memory of this thread burning out in the last day of 8chan.

>>239313

>That… sounds really good… how would that work in practice? I've never done the friends with benefits thing like someone else suggested, I kind of like the foreplay of going out to eat or for a walk or whatever.

>

>Sex is just so much more satisfying and intimate after making a personal connection with the other person.

>

>That's just a personal preference though maybe I'm weird.

lol no that's normal as fuck, it seems like even people who just fuck random people still want that on some level, just give up on it

or at least I feel you

>>239313

> It doesn't have to be on my knees like a bitch right?

Nah. You can even call him your woman if you fuck him good enough

>>239217

Alright…

So, that was the heaviest car ride I have ever had.

He really did want to talk to me about something.

He apologized for Friday night and explained that he "wasn't really like that." And it was just the alcohol.

I asked him like what

"You know… I'm not a slut"

Thank god I thought you were going to say something else. He goes on to give me a spiel about not sleeping with just anybody and gave a few excuses.

I told him I had a confession too and told him I wasn't gay.

I'll save a shit ton of time and just say that from that point on we talked about sexuality.

His story was interesting, it goes like this:

He claims that when he started high school he was straight, but after getting rejected because he was shorter than most of the girls in class he started fantasizing about a girl approaching him and acting like the boy, and little by little he just started fantasizing about guys.

He asked about me and I told him I still considered myself straight.

"Uh… how do you accomplish that? I thought you said you liked it?"

"Yeah I did. I just… don't think of it like that. Did you ever study ancient history?"

"Yeah?"

"You remember what a catamite is?"

*thirsty expression* yeah."

"I think I want one."

I swear he wanted me to kiss him right there, but I was driving.

From there on out the date was less awkward. That first conversation was painful though. It was cute hearing him apologizing for putting out though.

We flirted casually for the rest of the day, and by the time we got to getting coffee we were talking about what we want to do next.

I told him my offer was still open and he started giving me this pouty look… I think he was too embarrassed to ask if we could try the friends with benefits thing, so I asked him.

We started talking about it for awhile, a long time actually. And he has one rule, as long as I'm fucking him, we cannot fuck anyone else.

He promised that his ass would be all mine as long as I was good to him and didn't sleep around.

"I don't want an STD alright?"

I don't have a problem with this at all, and I loved the way he offered himself…

Unfortunately both of our schedules are kind of fucked this week because we aren't NEETs, and while he was still free the rest of the day he said he really didn't want to come over today because he hasn't waxed in awhile and he wanted to be cute and smooth for when I claim it.

>I need a cold shower pretty bad guys…

And so this Friday he's coming over to spend the night with me….

So… I have my own cute little ass to play with now but I don't get to make it mine until Friday. :(

>>239345

Holy shit… You are my hero dude. You've made sucking dick actually sound awesome.

I have no idea what my fetishes are tbh but now I know what I'm doing Saturday morning.

Uh… should I b-buy lube or something?

You changed your tune pretty quickly. You must be pretty riled up.

Maybe it's for the best you have to wait to get it in though.

Now you can spend the week building it all up, maybe you can ask for a photo of his waxed bottom, and getting to know each other.

>>239418

Yeah you should. I don't think you would know about how lube works but there are three kinds with different feels.

Swiss Navy is awesome and cheap and easy to clean up. Buy that for starters.

He could bring his own but… I kind of like getting oiled by the guy…

>_<

>>239426

Yeah it's because I'm horny as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck….

>>239416

>I'm not a slut

>Ah okay cool, I'm not gay

Not to bully, OP. But this exchange wouldn't be out of place in a comedy. You're both in denial.

Oh well, if you prefer the term straight over bi, then that's your prerogative. People have identified as far less logical things, after all.

>>239451

Yeah I kind of don't believe him myself.

Hence my use of the terms spiel and excuses.

>>239451

I do kind of think he's trying to not be a slut though.

As for me preferring the term bi… I don't know, I feel like using it would give people the wrong impression, since I can't see myself settling down with a guy. Besides I've only been at this four 3-4 days anon :(

>>239459

>I do kind of think he's trying to not be a slut though.

Don't kid yourself.

>>239463

Hmm.

Do you think there's something I should watch for?

>>239475

Well the monogamous FwB thing can be taken a couple ways.

If it's not too personal are you really taking the promise seriously?

>>239483

I'm good on my word, mostly because I can't handle a relationship rn.

I'm a student.

Having something sweet to work out my needs with every once in awhile would be nice, especially if there's no complicating risk of falling for them.

That's the most shallow thing I've ever confessed to but I haven't really had sex since before graduation……

>>239489

>I haven't really had sex since before graduation……

I think this might be a factor in your newfound sexuality.

>>239492

If that's true I'd be both relieved and a little ashamed.

How would I be able to tell though?

>>239493

Well… If I were you I'd go through with what your plans are and play house for a little while.

Fuck until your body gives out and when you've gotten rid of your blue balls and can think clearly make your decision.