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How to become? Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 02:50:54 No.239432

Hello! I was wondering if anyone can post those images I saw a while ago on how to become a cuteboy. Pls post if you have them

pic unrelated

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:00:49 No.239434

>shave face

>shave legs

>shave dick

>shave chest

>cross legs when sitting

>walk like a girl

>do not act like a typical LGBT flag waving faggot ie no gay voice and no dyed hair

>use a shitton of acne cream twice a day, gotta keep a smooth and youthful face

>

Admin 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:03:26 No.239435

Cardio

Lose weight to ideal weight

Exercise your hips and ass

Gain fat if you want to be soft and plump

This is how to trap

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:07:44 No.239436

>>239435

>>239434

Although it's not the images, that helps a ton. What do I do if my face is generally like 5 or 6/10ish? I guess just make the best of it?

Admin 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:14:06 No.239438

>>239436

Learn how to use makeup

Lose weight if you're overweight to reduce face fat

Get a cute haircut

Trim eyebrows

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:17:14 No.239440

>>239438

What would you constitute as a cute haircut? I have a generally shitty short on sides, longer on top style, I think it looks okayish, but not really what I'm going for.

I weigh about 144lb, but my face is still fat :(

Admin 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:18:00 No.239441

>>239440

Whatever you think looks cute on you

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:19:50 No.239442

>>239441

What if my mother asks why I'm doing all this shit? Also, brb for a shower, I'll be about 10-15 minutes.

Admin 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:29:41 No.239446

>>239442

Well

You can either tell her the truth or you can just tell her you're trying a different look

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:30:48 No.239447

>>239442

>What if my mother asks why I'm doing all this shit?

tell her u're working on your gay level

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:31:42 No.239449

>>239442

Plainly tell her you want to look cute, she gives you any sass say deal with it; which she probably shouldn't. It's pretty normal to want to work on your look; especially at your age Anon (inb4 underage banned).

Also eating well, scrubbing/washing you face, using moisturizer, goes a long way.

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:34:49 No.239454

>>239449

having a mother doesnt automatically imply underage u plen

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:41:57 No.239457

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>>239454

i dont know, from all the underage banned i see on /b/ and what not, they always bring in their mothers so i suppose it would be a reasonable assumption they're underage banned.

also Admin, how many people have/ do you ban for being underage banned?

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:48:55 No.239465

>>239457

>>239449

Nah, I got out of highschool a year ago, I just live with my mom still

Admin 01/19/16 (Tue) 03:50:09 No.239468

>>239457

I don't have any stats but I'm gonna pull a completely random number out of my ass and say like 5% of the people I ban get banned because they're underage

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 04:54:35 No.239500

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Is this what you're looking for?

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 14:14:31 No.239583

>>239500

what is a "sissy squat"?

Anonymous 01/20/16 (Wed) 01:27:18 No.239672

>>239500

don't drink alcohol. it makes cum taste like shit.

Anonymous 01/20/16 (Wed) 01:45:47 No.239678

>>239449

What moisturizers would you recommend? Obviously it's gonna be a bit varied person to person but is there anything I should be on the lookout for?