No.241984
>see a cuteboy at school
>undercut hair, skinny, cute face
>MFW no social skills, no mutual friends, no idea if even fag
WHAT DO /CB/?
No.242000
>undercut hair
Ask him if he has a tumblr lolol
probably don't do that. At least not as an opener
No.242002
>>241984
Just ask him if he wants to hang out. Then through that social encounter, you can slowly probe out if he likes to suck on the meat stick or not.
No.242011
>>242002
one does not simply come up to a person and ask for a private encounter.
At least not with my level of awkwardness.
No.242014
>>241984
Does he wear any nice clothes? Every time a guy approaches me they always complement on my shoes or cardigan as opener
No.242017
>>242011
Just find something you both have in common, then ride on that. That way, even if you are kind of autismo, it won't seem all that forced. If in fact you guys have nothing in common, I would just let it go and pursue someone because this relationship probably wouldn't work out anyway.
No.242038
>>241984
I have that issue except im in college and dont even know if he likes dicks
No.242041
>>242038
njoy your ban boi
No.242043
No.242046
>>242041
You seem confused
No.242092
>>241984
>undercut hair
I don't think I could ever love a person who has that, unless it's because they're in the Hitler Youth, which is unlikely these days.
No.242136
>>241984
Risk it for a Biscuit. you have nothing to lose.
Its better to regret something you have done then something you havent.
No.242159
>undercut hair
Fuck no, that shit is fucking disgusting white trash normalfaggotry.
No.242169
wtf is undercut hair
oh fuck no i see that shit all the time, looks awful
No.242208
>>242169
It's the only hair style that exists in Germany these days.
No.242230
>>242208
While the style is indeed the only acceptable cut at the moment, topknots are also a rarer alternative that has become quiet prevalent.
No.242241
>>242159
>>242159
Umm, I might have phrased it wrong. Long-ish (15cm?). With one side short, whatever you call it.
No.242246
>>242230
Oh god, I just looked up photos of it. That's just awful. What kind of horrible person would do that? It's acceptable if you're a samurai, but there's nothing good about this.
No.242255
>>242241
It's disgusting Hitlerjugend shit.
>>241984
Nie zapominaj o tym ze jestes w Polsce. Nie wiem czy powinienes mowic ludziom ktorych nie znasz ze jestes pedalem.
No.242364
>>242041
College in America equates to university elsewhere. We call "college" highschool.
No.242383
>>241984
I'd stuff your face with my kelbasa if you know what I'm sayin'
No.242461
>>242255
jak chcesz mieć spierdolone życie socjalne do końca szkoły i dostawać wpierdol w szatni, jasne, czemu nie
No.242527
>>242461
Also that.
Well, I'm not full on gay, more of a cute boy
enthusiast.
>>242255
Hitlerjugend is cute.
No.242798
>>242527
>Well, I'm not full on gay, more of a cute boy enthusiast.
That's gay. You're propably gayer than most people who straight up say they're gay if you can enjoy fucking undercuts.
No.247909
>>242255
>>242798
Sounds like you're just upset the Germans took your boicherry without lube in 1939… ;^)
No.247912
>>241984
Offer him some cheeseburgers if he lets you suck his dick.
No.247994
>>247909
Are you retarded or just pretending?
No.248011
>>247994
Too many croissants in your ears, Jacques? Or should I say… Ahmed. You'll be aching for undercuts once the Islamic Caliphate of France makes beards and turbans the only legal haircut. Then you'll have to fuck twinks with beards. And that won't be fun.
No.248012
>>248011
>Canadian during the current year calling other people Ahmed
No.248018
>>248011
wow I've never said wow in a chan post before but wow just fucking wow you're that retarded, wow.
No.248028
You're both guys. Just don't come off like you want to fuck and act like you're being a guy.
No.248031
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>>248018
Found the Quebecer lol
No.248036
>>248031
Anon you might want to examine >>247994 flag a bit more closely.
No.248075
>>248011
Fucking lol
Maybe if I asked you to identify the flag of Tanzania I'd understand you fucking it up that bad, are you retarded or just an Ugly north American
No.248136
>>248011
> tfw no canadian bf for shitposting together
Why alive?
No.248297
>>241984
To co inne cebulojęzyczne danony mówiły.
Znam gościa co wyszedł z szafy w gimbie, miał przepierdolone, ja, żeby nie wyjść na sympatyka segregacji śmieci też go szkalować musiałem ;_;. Jak dobrze, że za rok wypierdalam hardo na studia…
BTW. gdzie mieszkasz danone?
No.248300
>>241984
Ur in poland
I dunno if its smart to do that
No.248397
Thanks for abandoning the bread, OP scum.
No.248400
>>248300
Why? Everyone in Poland is gay.
No.248404
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>>248400
Sorry to break your bubble, but no. Skinheads, "tracksuits" (picrel) will fuck your shit up.
No.248409
No.248419
>>242527
hitlerjugend will gas u degenerate slav tho
No.248463
>>248419
> still thinking anyone was gased
good goy shoa was real dont forget 6 billion :^)
No.248465
tfw literally no cuties in the shithole i love in to domminate
why live ?
No.248466
No.248697
>>248463
intelligenzaktion :^)
No.251892
>>248697
>intelligenzaktion
why does everything sound angry in german?
even my husbando Till Lindeman sounds angry af, but in a sexy rapey way.
No.251974
>>248297 Mniej więcej Bydgoszcz.
No.251975
>>248404
Funnily enough, haven't seen many in a loooong time.
No.252019
>>241984
Powiem ci tylko, że trochę nas jest w Polsce i znam sporo ludzi którzy chcieliby żebyś do nich zagadał, więc zawsze można spróbować. Z tym, że w moich kręgach wszyscy się poujawniali na studiach, to jakiś taki duży przeskok jeśli chodzi o kulturę środowiska.