No.245333
So much negativity here. Let's cheer everyone up with mentally unsound optimism. Or just the good things that happened recently.
Like if you've been contaced on zeemap, found somebody to fill your hole, found somebody to fill his hole etc.
Everything goes as long as it's delusionally positive.
> mfw actually getting contacted through the zeemaps
> hooray.jpg
pic unrelated
No.245335
met gorl in canukistan who fills all my holes physical and metaphysical
No.245346
>>245335
This person gets it :^)
The question remains though, what is a "gorl"?
No.245352
> tfw every day that I live, gets me closer to dying of old age
>tfw the ride will eventually end
ty based mother nature
No.245353
No.246146
Eventually I will meet the perfect bf and I will love him forever and he will love me back just as much and we will be so happy like omg!!!
No.246189
>>246146
maybe if you move out of our shitty country m8 ._.
No.246212
>too masc to be a qt and don't want a qt
>8chs-only-active-gay-board.png
>talk to a nearby weirdo
>he's pretty cool
>soon trade pics
>he's bearmode and thinks I'm cute anyway
>things are getting friendly
>he's a little anxious but pretty fun
>hoping to meet at some point when he gets more comfortable
>MFW he's still being coy
Don't give up qts, you're gonna make it. If a dumb, wannabe otter can find a cool bear on a board of femmy faggots then you guys have got it fucking made. Until then, have a saccharine video on fighting the loneliness: https://youtu.be/k7X7sZzSXYs Seriously, why the fuck is there still no embedding on this board?
No.246232
>>246189
You know I would like nothing more ;__;
No.246392
uh…. my mom adopted a rabbit and she brought it when she visited me last week
it was pretty fun
yay… i guess
No.246407
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Trump won NH and is probably actually going to get elected.
No.246412
>>246407
no "probably" about it, his competition consists of Hillary (I don't even need to explain), Bernie (keeps getting cucked by his own party with Hillary getting all of the superdelegates), Cruz (Canadian, huge liar and crook), Carson (needs a nap), Jeb (should open a petshop instead), and some robot who broke his tooth.
It is going to come down to Trump and Hillary, and Hillary can't function without a script, she will be fucking destroyed
No.246507
Bump for more optimism, it is what the board needs
No.246524
>>246412
>Trumpian future
cannot fucking wait. he's not the best man for the job, but he's certainly the best out of the pile of slop he is currently fighting in.
bernie sandanista and hitlery kilton need to leave.
No.246561
Can anyone photoshop a cock on this?
>>246407
Can't stump, Trump.
No.247229
>>246407
A thread about optimism and you managed to make it political in less than 16 posts. Seems legit.
Ah well I managed to get a cute dude to learn with me :3
No.247240
>>246412
Hillary will get elected.
Not because she's the best person for the job, not because people want her to lead but because she's a woman. How do you one up the first black president? By giving people the first female president.
Presidents aren't elected by the publics votes, they're figureheads to distract people from the fact that everything is on a downward spiral and the government knows all they can do is ride it out until it crashes.
No.247288
>>247240
>thread of needless optimism
>United Kaliphate cuck arrives
Hillary has nothing Obongo had. She is not "hip" and no one thinks she is honest. Not even the Sanders voting pinko idiots like her. No one likes her.
Hillary getting elected would completely defeat the purpose of "figureheads to distract people from the fact that everything is on a downward spiral".
No.247304
>boy I lewd with online tells me he has a giant crush on me, and that he felt bad about kissing a girl on new year's Eve
Put a smile on my face. I'm still a kissless virgin but this is the first time a boy has ever admitted to liking me.
No.247308
>>247288
She's a woman and that's all that matters, sure she's not as big as Obama was but she's still enough to have people circlejerking about how progressive they all are for 4+ years.
No.247310
>>247308
You know literally nothing about american politics do you? It must be hard being a serf for thousands of years unlike the freemen across the Atlantic.
You have no rights, none of the commonwealth does, you poor fuckers have 'privileges' the government lets you talk, the government lets you assemble, the government lets you protest, none of these are enshrined rights and can be revoked at any time.
What's worse is that you brits still believe that you have some sort of world relevance, the empire is over, your military is a fucking joke which only exists now to support the USA; you couldn't even scrap together enough ships for the Queen's jubilee. You're barely even a secondary player in world politics, you've sold off all your industry and you're giving up your culture so a bunch of fucking wogs don't feel sad because there isn't an overpowering stench of cumin and curry fucking everywhere.
In conclusion, you brits know nothing and are experts at even less
No.247311
>>247310
why do you sound so bothered, anon?
No.247323
>>247308
hahaha
No.
have you seen the kind of reaction that the bernie voters give when she wins because of superdelegates? Fucking John Ellis "good little moose" Bush has more of a chance at getting public support than her.
>b-but public support doesn't matter
Oh yes it does, when you are trying to maintain the facade that voters get who they vote for you do not prop up someone like Hillary, who unites every political spectrum under the banner of "yeah she is an evil cunt"
No.248429
>>247311
I guess his jimmies were rustled. As if America was a relevant power these days :^)
Anyways, did presentation got 93% mark. Now I have time to learn for maths and physics and all the other stupid stuff. And maybe get laid :3
No.248436
>"Hooray! Thread for everyone to be happy and positive!"
>Hijacked by Americans and their political pissing contests
>Dragging what is 90% of /n/ and /pol/ and /leftypol/ into this fucking board too
This is why we can't have nice things. Shut up and post excessively cute/fun/happy/positive things.
>>248429
Wunderbar! Great job, anon!
No.248441
>>248436
Thanks based britbong! Go tell them bullying americans, hijacking this thread with politics ;_;
No.248469
>>248441
Y-you too, German anon.
No.248513
No.249170
Found myself a camslut. Appearantly I have a dominant trait that I didn't know that well before…
Now I have the desire to tease a /cuteboy/ while lewding him though …
No.249224
I talked to a cute boy yesterday, swapped pics and got his lewds. Perfect age, body type, height, etc, and hopefully he likes me back.
No.249304
>Trump will soon undoubtedly be president
No fucking brakes on the Trump train. That's what I'm optimistic about.
No.249333
>>249304
It is a fucking great feeling, especially after that recent MSNBC backfire.
Admittedly I am mostly in it for the guns, but the job security of not having millions of illegals undercutting US workers will aid in getting more guns.
I really hope he can undo some of the damage obobo has caused
Be careful though Anon, Europeans don't like American optimism, it is like Making America Great Again isn't optimistic to them or something
No.249371
>>249333
Actually europeans want Trump to get in so we can laugh at America for having sterotype murrican businessman leading their country and making outlandish and cartoonishly wild declarations about mexicans and chinese.
If it's not my country Trump is gonna fuck up then I hope he gets into office.
No.249396
>>249371
I just want to see a president get assasinated in my lifetime. Trump is top canidate for that kinda shit.
No.249403
>>249333
>Thinking the whole world cares about your political popularity contest
>Thinking anything will change regardless of party
I want anyone in just so you'll all shut up. Personally, I think it's funny that your country's crème de la crème is effectively a toss up between a racist, out of touch businessman and an entitled, useless cunt of a first lady. They're both slimey, shifty types like Nixon, so as long as one of those is in and you all shut the fuck up while the rest of us watch it all burn, that'll suit me nicely.
Enough derailing, faggots, go to the conservative cuteboys thread if you want an echo chamber. Let the rest of us talk about nice things like puppies and éclairs.
No.249422
>>249403
Great I want an éclair now. According to marjory from fat fighters (little britain), you can only eat half the eclair for half the calories, and since it's only half the calories, you can eat twice as much!
Met up with a cute guy I know, it's fucking cute to see a full grown guy pet his dogs and playing with them…
No.249434
>>249422
>German
>Into British comedy
>Into éclairs
>Into dogs
Congrats on being perfect, mate.
No.249466
Food, Dogs, Taking over the world … I'm a simple man :3
No.249502
>>249466
>come to needless optimism thread
>end up sad I'll never have a German husband
Well this was unexpected, back to the sadness thread then. Nice dubs.
No.249505
>>249403
See, here's proof that brits are always more level headed than murricans, with a better sense of humor and also turn out to be better fags.
I really want to fuck a brit friend of mine but he's straight, oh well.
No.249551
>>249505
There are plenty of level headed Americans. You just either haven't found any or aren't looking in the right places.
Also rip on that straight friend of yours.
No.249553
>>245333
>if you've been contaced on zeemap
I have, but it hasn't gone anywhere. Maybe I should make an account on some instant communication service, because email discussions are always disappointingly slow and suspenseful.
No.249557
>>249403
Enjoy being level headed under sharia m8
No.249567
>>249505
>I really want to fuck a brit friend of mine but he's straight, oh well
I know these feels, but replace "brit" with "american" and "fuck" with "live with for the rest of my life and love one another intimately"
No.249609
>>245333
I got contacted thru there too but they replied back in December and it's now March but i'm still optimistic
No.249610
>>249609
keep sending those emails, eventually one will stick and you can snuggle and fall in love and have a wonderful time forever
unless you are just looking for casual sex, in which case that too I guess
No.249615
>>249553
That's why you usually asked for instant right when you get email. Guy asked after the third email.
So trains aren't driving to my school today, and I get to stay home. I could've slept longer q.q
No.249621
>canada gorl is making my life wonderful
>my health is no longer deteriorating
>my stretch marks are fading
>i am sexy again
>i have money now
>i am no longer a pussy
>i have become much more alpha
>i quit smoking
>trump will be the next president
>i have much more life experience now
>my writer's block hasn't gone anywhere but my fiction-related creativity has been replaced with machining/engineering-related ideas and drive to create
life is seriously just getting better
No.249737
>>249621
Good to hear fam. If you're into machining/engineering get into lathes and mills, you can make almost anything with those two tools :)
No.250222
Just finished english exam it went well …
No.250225
>>250222
doing well on english exams thx to chan
No.250230
>find guy on skype
>somehow likes everything I like (it wasn't een he just agreed after I said I liked something, it was the other way around)
>has loads of BD dildos
>likes to wear panties
>is extremely patient and nice
This surely can't be happening
No.250252
>>250230
>This surely can't be happening
It is! Come on m8, get some confidence!
No.250469
>>249224
Follow up, going on a date with him sometime this week. Keep emailing and chatting, gotta find someone you like eventually
No.250484
>all but online relationship with guy
>he tries to act mannish but is a boy at heart
>we lewd chat and I've sent him NN lewds before
>he gets absolutely piss drunk
>he's usually quite reserved but he's so inebriated all he does is call me cute and tell me how much he likes me
>calls me cute names over voice chat
Feels all too good, /cuteboys/. It feels far too good.
No.250494
>>250484
Good going fam. Friendly reminder: If something is too good to be true, don't let itself become self-fullfilling prophecy. You deserve good times too :)
No.251720
I'm happy because you guys are happy <3
No.251745
No.251821
>just the good things that happened recently.
I went home with a middle-aged woman with fantastic breasts. The cuddling was nice and relaxing, it reminded me of my mother.
No.251932
>>251745
My cats are cute. My other one is grumpy because he doesn't like the dog though :<
No.252039
>>250469
Double follow up
We had a date planned for today but he cancelled last minute. ;_;
In optimistic news though, I only have one more week until spring break so maybe I will be able to spend some of it with a cute boy.
No.252055
Today I:
>got a 100/100 on my physics exam
>found a 5 dollar bill on the street
>ran into an old friend I haven't seen since middle school
>now sitting in cute undies while drinking hibiscus tea and listening to the new kendrick album
No.252076
>>252055
Pls describe cute undies
No.252094
>>252076
I'll let the pics describe themselves :)
No.252109
>>252094
Those are cute, what's in them ain't half bad either
No.252110
>>252094
You're pretty fucking cute anon
No.252144
>>252094
This is still cuter than what I expected. Good job anon.
No.252169
>>250494
I-i sent him my first nude lewd. Just my butt. I was scared he wasn't going to like it but I got a lot of lewd responses from him. I've never crushed on a guy this hard veggie. Considering buying a plane ticket to meet him and choke on his cock.
No.252172
>>252169
requesting video/story if it happens
No.252461
>>252094
>mrw
Please post more.
No.252518
>>252109
>>252110
>>252461
Haha thanks anons
>>252144
Ty. What were you expecting though?
>>252461
I'll only post one pic. I don't want to derail this thread ;)
No.252718
>>252518
Cute, but not a butt that booty-ful.
I thought it was funny
No.252727
>>252094
Where can I buy underwear like this. This is important.
No.252763
No.253158
I've been feeling way better and have been puling myself from this year long bout of severe depression. I'm feeling happy/ sociable again and my hobbies are starting to interest me. Also my bf is really cute so that's nice!
No.255496