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 No.247058

Is it posssible for a man to get an ass like this? I just seem to get the usual muscular male ass

 No.247059

Yes, I have one. Just do squats and pose like that girl. Also genetics help


 No.247075

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>>247058

here ya go


 No.247076

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>>247075

two more for the road


 No.247092

>>247059

Well go ahead and post it.


 No.247108

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>>247059

Calling bullshit, post pics. Men and women are structured totally differently, and that's even before shit like chromosomes and hormones do a number on your body once you hit your teens. Having very low muscle and fat percentages and doing squats will get you those results if you're a woman, but it'll look totally different as a guy.

Look at the the other end of the scale at muscleheads who don't use steroids or major body changing drugs: women butts stay orbed and curvy even with major muscle, whereas guys' get more beefy and angular. You're not getting lady butt without surgery and/or homone therapy and/or winning the genetic lottery and being an uber feminine guy.


 No.247117

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I have an ass of a girl. Big and nicely shaped.

All I do is basically sit on my ass all day. Don't eat a lot of food. I am basically borderline anorexic and have the figure of a girl. Not even a trap. Too tall to be one so not worth doing it.

Wish I had a smaller ass because its not like I am a homo or anything


 No.247124

>do squats

But I don't want big legs.


 No.247131

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>>247124

>But I don't want big legs.

Sorry, but that's not how biology or exercising works. You can't just work a specific set of muscles and not the rest of them cause it's like a connected, complex system of pulleys and weights.

Hypothetically? If you hooked some electrodes up to your bum and shocked them the correct voltage and frequency then yes, only your bum would tense and only those muscles would be worked. However, you'd need to take additional calories to build up bum mass or it'd stay teeny tiny. Eating calories makes you get fatter/bulkier all over, so you'd need to do cardio to counterbalance it (and that would make you muscular in the legs/arms cause you're taking on calories and working muscles) or eat exact amounts of calories to a very carefully balanced degree. And even if all that worked? Congrats, you've got a perfect butt that still needs perfect diet and shocking to maintain, and that is probably difficult for your feeble legs to support so they'll start building muscle from the strain (unless you spend most of forever sitting in a chair).

TL;DR – You're a fucking idiot, that's not how real life works. Your options are: do squats and full leg exercises, get saline injections, or be happy with your bum as it is. It is physically impossible to cultivate just one specific part of your body save for injecting nasty shit into yourself or paying a surgeon.


 No.247137

>>247117

>I have an ass of a girl. Big and nicely shaped.

>its not like I am a homo or anything

I'll be the judge of that. show me your ass and I can tell you if you're a homo or not

trust me, I'm a lawyer


 No.247172

>>247117

I'm going to need some photographs please

>>247124

Big thighs are hot though. If you have a round butt with skinny chicken legs that'll look retarded


 No.247183

>>247058

is it straight for me to say that's a nice butt? I like boy butts more, but that girl's but is cute but pussies are still really gross


 No.247184

>tfw great ass thanks to good genes

Feels good mayne


 No.247423

>>247183

A butt's a butt. No matter if it a guy's ass or a girl, they both are great


 No.248003

>>247075

So I'm about to go into my off day for the guide I'm fallowing and it says that need I do 30 minutes of yoga on these days. Does anyone have a recommendation for a beginners guide?


 No.248004

It is posible


 No.248560

>>247108

accurate


 No.248689

>>247076

what is a sissy squat?

>>247117

>claims to be underweight and thinks he has an ass

yeah no, fat goes to the stomach in men, you have no reason for fat to be on your ass




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