No.247441
Anyone else wish that their cock was different? Personally I wish mine was smaller b/c I am a submissive little bottom.
Got to the visualiser and create your dream cock. The 1st one is my actual cock and the second is what I wish it could be, both erect and flaccid.
No.247442
No.247443
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No.247477
>What I have
Girth for days
>What I want
Cute hairless little-kid dick
No.247498
I wish mine didn't have a 70° angle at the midpoint
No.247550
My dick really doesn't feel that big, and I thought something had to be wrong when I added the phone to the image. I ended up using my phone to check, and apparently that's the right scale. Still feels weird. Anyway, I just wish I wasn't cut.
No.247630
I'm pretty pleased with my dick tbh. I just wish it was bigger when flaccid
No.247656
I'm mostly fine with my dick, I do wish I were a shower, not a grower.
No.247702
World average vs my penis and what I wish my cock was.
Never big enough.
No.247730
i could make a good living out of it
No.247735
so… do people lie about their dick size on here or is 5.5" average smaller than it really is so people feel better about themselves? you always see people on IBs claiming to have wayyy bigger than that, i've never tried to get the average from a thread but it would prolly be like at least an inch bigger than 5.5"
No.247744
>>247735
Lies all over the place. "I'm mostly happy" said the dude who supposedly had an eight inch donger.
That being said, the actual average for the board might be a bit higher considering the average for gay guys is higher.
No.247811
>>247477
>Cute hairless little-kid dick
th-that'd be nice…
No.248929
>>247744
I wasn't lying though. And my problem is when my dick is limp it looks very small because grower.
Not everybody is a liar there, you tiny-dicked amerinigger
No.249077
I'm quite happy with my dick. If anything I just need to lose some weight.
No.249080
>>248929
>I wasn't lying
>tiny-dicked amerinigger
lol okay, whatever you say man.
No.249516
>>247735
the 5.5 average is the *global* average, the actual average varies widely. basically if you are asian you will have a small penis, if you are african or south american you will have a big penis, if you are anywhere else you will be within the "world average"
No.249530
7.75" hard, but I wish I was small.
Say 4" hard, about 2" thick and with foreskin covering most of my head when hard
I love having a partner who is bigger than me. But it almost never happens ;_;
No.249539
>bone pressed
>still smaller than average asian
Fucking hell I lost out on the asian gene lottery.
No.249558
>>249539
Don't worry. If you're asian then it doesn't matter because you're just a girly sub anyway.
No.249574
No.249578
>>249574
You don't really have a choice in the matter, sadly. It's in your blood.
No.249585
In case you can't tell, I'm not very happy with the size of my dick. I can't fap to porn where small or average dicks are present.
No.249646
>>249516
still, the 17cm thread average would fall within the average of African and South American countries, and i'm pretty sure most of you aren't neither African nor South American
it's not like i'm mad because i think my dick is small, i'm at 17cm and since i'm South American and have African ancestry it's just average
but for all of you to have way bigger dicks than your countries' average… it's hard to believe
No.249668
5.5 inches hard but that's fine for me tbh
No.249698
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No.249708
I wish my penis was a Denel Y3A 40mm Automatic Grenade Launcher, capable of lobbing high explosives over one mile on flat ground.
No.249709
>>249646
Usually only people who aren't worried about their size would post.
No.249725
IM THE BEST AROUND
NO ONES EVER GONA KEEP ME DOWN
No.249730
Girth is a guesstimate, but it's pretty thicc. Wish I could pack on another inch or two, just to feel better about it, but I guess I'm within the average. Not like I'm using it for anything anyway…
No.249766
>>249708
lol look at this fucking nerd, needing a calculator for his cock
Get a fucking Mk 19 like a real man
>b-but Denel Y3A is newer
fuck off with your African bullshit, newer doesn't always mean better.
No.249769
>>249766
The ballistics calculator is there in case you need it, because it has a longer effective range and higher ROF than the MK19
No.249775
>>249769
>longer effective range
Mk 19 beats it by a hundred meters or so
>hurr fastur rpm
While I too wish the military adopted the MG-3, come on m8 it's a fucking grenade launcher
No.249832
I've always been turned on by small dick humiliation/size comparisons. My dick is kinda average, so I'd like to have a tiny one.
Pic 2 is my ideal size difference.
No.250736
Eh I'm alright with myself, quite pleased actually
No.250771
Pretty damn happy about myself….
No.250911
i feel like posting my dick for no reason at all, though i will say there is nothing i would like to change about it. how do i really measure my girth though? do i need a measuring rope?
No.251639
>tfw 6 inches and fairly thick
why cant i have a tiny sub cock
No.251688
No.251713
>>250911
Yes, a measuring tape that you can measure the circumference with. You have a lovely cock, tbqh.
No.251717
>>250911
You can just use a piece of string to measure, mark the string with a sharpie, and then stretch the string out along a ruler. Easy.
No.251741
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>>247441
>Personally I wish mine was smaller b/c I am a submissive little bottom.
same tbqh.
No.251921
>>251741
Oh now, as a top, I rather like it when the bottom has a great big schlong flopping about as I ram them….
No.251953
>>251921
i guess being useless is more "acceptable" to me that being optimal in form but unwilling in spirit.
yes i realize that is autistic af, just being honest.
No.252020
im quite happy with my cock as it is