Sup fags non gay fag here.Since some of you are traps i'm guessing I need your wisdom, I shaved my dick but cuz i'm a poor fag I had no foam and just used soap, did not go so well got all bumps and its red and shit.How do I make the pain go away?<

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Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 21:49:40 No.247935

Sup fags non gay fag here.

Since some of you are traps i'm guessing I need your wisdom, I shaved my dick but cuz i'm a poor fag I had no foam and just used soap, did not go so well got all bumps and its red and shit.

How do I make the pain go away?

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:19:05 No.247937

Did that shit with 15 out of curiosity lol.

I dont really know how to help though, it just royally sucks and you may get many little pimples that will go away though soon.

Now you might smear balsam-or if you dont have that-honey down there and wait for like 20-30 minutes.

There are people who claim it helps.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:42:51 No.247940

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>>247937

Thanks mr german guy.

I give you a meme as a sign of respect.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:47:50 No.247943

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>>247940

A splendid meme! :3

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:56:41 No.247944

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>>247943

>cute face

You best not be coming onto me, I only do gay for pay.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:02:24 No.247945

Rub Vaseline over it.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:08:07 No.247946

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>>247944

Hey, I gave you a pretty rare pepe after all, shouldnt that be sufficent?

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:21:01 No.247950

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>>247946

Sure, good thing I am in a country far away so any deal I make will be worth nothing anyway :^)

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:31:15 No.247951

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>>247950

ok ;__;

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 14:29:14 No.248066

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>>247950

>not fighting to make it work with German-anon

>not working for a qt to fuck you softly and whisper long silly words in your ear

>not at least trying obtain his Bratwurst

Du bist doof. German husbands are best husbands, even if they don't understand jokes.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:12:15 No.248073

>>247935

rub some soothing lotion or balm on it. theres tons of ways to get rid of razor burn.

next time try a hair removal cream or just a plain shaving cream/gel with a sharp razor.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:26:50 No.248081

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>>247951

Sorry you, take my last maymay and thanks for the help.

>>248066

They do have cool voices and nice dubs..

>>248073

I will, I thought I could get away with no foam but I was mistaken.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:29:32 No.248084

>>248081

yup! some people can get away with soap but i would say thats not true for most. skin is just sensitive to sharp stuffs yo :\

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:45:36 No.248090

>>248084

Anything you kinda recommend, I don't really know shit about foams and creams.

(sorry no meme for you I ran out of them)

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:47:23 No.248092

>>248090

Fugging VPN fucked my flag.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 19:14:58 No.248117

>>247937

>>248073

Hairs itchs like hell have not shaved in fear the skin becomes more irritated, will it be fine to shave with the kinda pimples or should I just wait it out?

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 19:44:30 No.248125

>>248117

i'd wait a few days to a week and buy some soothing salve or something. they'll go away soon enough is just annoying af… shaving the pimples is fine if youre careful and use shaving solution of some kind.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:03:07 No.248130

>>248125

What percent of your shaves end in pain? Or am I just retarded and fucked up.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:04:57 No.248131

>>248130

0% though i dont really have body hair im pretty much naturally hairless. i shave once every 3 months or so and i use shaving gel and a nice razor with a good guard to protect me from being cut

hair removal creams are also nice for your asshole to get a porn-tier look

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:15:28 No.248133

>>248131

Thanks mane.

Know any kinda ways to remove the hair forever? I'm not hairy any where else but it's a pain while its short and stumpy.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:22:16 No.248134

>>248133

unfortunately hair removal cream (if your skin isnt too sensitive to it, you gotta put it on your skin like on your leg with a little dab and make sure that it dosent burn a bit or anything) is the easiest but non permanent.

the only permanent thing is electrolysis and its kinda painful! laser hair removal is pretty effective as well but its not as permanent as electrolysis but it dose remove a fair amount forever.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:05:12 No.248137

>>248134

I can take pain, maybe electrothingy, thanks for the help man.

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:09:21 No.248138

>>248137

yup! i know some people who got laser on their pubes and really liked the results. hair removal places are pretty common if you look around and theyre happy to do it anywhere on your body

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:11:44 No.248139

>>248138

So ur, I don't really mind but will it end up having some fat chick look at my dick while she zaps away the hair or do they cover up my junk or wut?

Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 07:03:04 No.248256

>>247935

Dude, you should have just used an electric hair trimmer.