No.250305
Describe what you'd want your partner to be like, /cb/.
>long hair (by male standards, short by female standards)
>feminine mannerisms, but not over the top to the point of talking dressing like them and using makeup and stuff
>about the same height/weight/age as me
>has a sense of fashion
>hairy arms (clashes with the femininity, I know)
>not muscular
>likes to go out a lot
>has a cute laugh
>has a very distinct smell
>always wants to try something new
>brown hair and eyes
I'm not picky, I'm just describing someone I know ;_;
No.250308
>>250305
>Short hair
>Facial hair
>Hairy body
>Large and strong
>Dominant and confident
>Good with his hands
I just want a slightly fitter, younger Ron Swanson to be honest. Yay for daddy issues.
No.250311
>white or asian, maybe spic if he's the light-skinned type
>switch trap or just top or bottom i'm cool with either
>is okay with a twink who might want to try crossdressing
>shut-in loser with few friends
>introvert
>conservative
>doesn't play faggot casual games
>total sperg
>likes banter
Not happening, right?
No.250315
>pretty face
>likes fun outdoor things like rollerblading, climbing or exploring
>patient
>passion for a technical subject
>not disproportionately over/under weight
>coordinated dress sense
>immature and playful personality
im probably going to be dreaming for a long time
No.250318
>shorter than me (6'1')
>about the same age (18)
>likes playing video games / doesn't mind me playing all day
>likes watching anime/tv/movies together
>faithful
>switch/sub, even dom if they don't mind giving back sometimes
>cute
>no facial hair
>real ;_;
No.250322
>>250311
>>250315
>>250318
>tfw I fit pretty much all your criteria.
No.250323
No.250324
>>250323
The smelly armpit of America, the used condom state, Cuban immigration center. I also only fit most of each person's. I wouldn't be a perfect match for any of you guys.
No.250326
>>250305
this is one quality topic OP
I actually match your criteria except
- "like to go out a lot" > I take NEET to new levels
- "always wants to try…" > no no no. I'm most happy with a lot of routine
>long hair
>slim
>no hair on body
>no muscles
>submissive to the point they've stopped fighting it and have accepted their natural position
>over 200 anime watched
>hardcore gamer
>laid back personality
>pure heart virgin
>knee-high and cute socks
No.250327
>>250326
Good luck finding a pure hearted virgin who's living in this day and age and has seen 200 anime series.
No.250328
>>250326
>tfw i've only seen like 30 anime series and can't possibly force myself to watch anymore because i've already seen all the ones worth watching
No.250330
>>250324
Which things do you fit?
No.250331
No.250334
>>250311
>doesn't play faggot casual games
I enjoy games like The Witcher, Deus Ex, Xcom, Metroid, New Vegas, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and plan on playing Gim Dawn and Vampires: The Masquerade Bloodlines.
Do I count?
No.250336
The more I think about my dream partner, nothing comes to mind. Then the more I realize I'm a fucked up person who should probably not have a partner.
No.250337
>>250308
Same here, bruv. You described what I'd love to have.
>tfw never ever
No.250338
No.250340
>>250334
Depends.
Witcher 1 was cool, but 3 was garbage.
I don't really have any opinion of Deus Ex.
The new XCOM is absolute garbage. The originals were the only good ones.
Never played Metroid
NV, STALKER, and VtMB are cool.
Haven't played Grim Dawn.
No.250341
>>250340
One's my favorite. Didn't mind 3 but could have been better.
I mean the original Xcom.
No.250342
>>250341
You're pretty cool then.
No.250344
>>250338
Pretty much everything but being a trap. I'm not trap tier unfortunately.
I also play plenty of casual games, but not constantly.
No.250347
>>250326
>I actually match your criteria
No one is like him.
For a very interesting story about him which unfolded during the last ~3 weeks, see >>>/b/5359769
No.250350
>>250347
Him? What the fuck am I reading?
No.250351
>>250350
>Him?
Last line in OP
>I'm just describing someone I know
No.250353
>>250351
Are there archives of his previous threads?
No.250354
>>250353
Does the archive even work?
No.250373
>tall
>long hair
>is open minded when it comes to sex
>slight skin imperfections like bumps around the body/ face
>introvert (I need somebody to keep me from going out all of the time)
>likes anime, video games, and (similar taste of) music
>cute laugh
>likes creepy things
>will make out with me while listening to music for hour(s)
>is kind, honest, and open about their feelings
>will carry me, hold my hand, cuddle, and other cute couple stuff
>faithful
>likes cross dressers
I'm sure more could come to mind, I'm just really not that picky when it comes to guys. I guess this is as closest to a "dream guy" that I can think of.
No.250374
Pretty sure i've met my dream guy. Or something very close to it. Too bad nothing will ever come of it ;~;
No.250376
>the same age (18) or slightly older
>taller than me (6') and strong
>long (for a guy) light-brown hair
>short full beard and lots of body hair
>green eyes
>faithful
>dominant personality, but still loving and protective towards me
>passionate about a science or tech subject
>likes anime and vidya, but isn't a total sperg about it
>likes cuddling and holding hands
>similar taste in music
>will tease me about cross dressing
I'll keep dreaming, but I'm less picky in real life.
>>250326
This is pretty much me, except being a "hardcore gamer"
No.250377
>Around the age 20-28
>Not too short, taller is more preferable, but not an absolute necessity
>Blonde hair would be ideal, but brown/black is fine too
>Not too much body hair
>Thin to around average bodysize
>Somewhat extroverted
>Likes to hang out and have fun
>Likes videogames
>Be reasonably intelligent
>Down to earth
>Has his life together
No.250378
>age 19 through 25 (I'm 20)
>taller than me (easy, I'm 5'4)
>not American
>smooth, slight toned muscle OR fit, hairy, muscular bear
>masculine personality
>is /fa/
>not NEET
>has good hygiene and grooms himself
>monogamous and wants closed relationship
>easy-going, doesn't take things too seriously but still sticks to his guns when needed
>sees the world logically but is still able to get in touch with his emotional side
>enjoys learning and experiencing new things from me, while also eager to share and teach me unfamiliar things he's into
>related to above; has different/overlapping tastes in music, art, movies, anime, etc
>smiles a lot
>likes being handsy with me(cuddling, hand holding, picking me up, bear hugs)
Good thing is I've met some great guys that fit this perfectly,bad thing is they're straight %100 of the time
No.250397
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>Introverted with an occasional love for adventure (Roadtrips, concerts, vacations, etc.)
>Intelligent and curious about the world
>Has something they're passionate about
>Monogamous
>Feminine in appearance
>Shorter than me
>Submissive in the bedroom
>Healthy
>Likes being taken care of, held, kissed
>Someone I can always relax with, talk to, and enjoy life with
>Lives somewhere in the mid-atlantic U.S.
No.250405
>under my age
>under my 6ft (or 6ft
>decent ass
>some ambition
>not /fa/
>Monogamous > Polygamy
>/g/enius
>not fat
>not pajeet
That's all I ask :L
No.250409
>loyal
>taller or shorter than me
>long hair
>eye rings with the implication of staying up all night
>feminine as fuck don't have to be a trap just a super girly dude who looks a girl
>age 21-26
>okay with just staying in and relaxing
>loves animation or vidya or both
>fine with me hiding the fact we're dating from my parents
>wants to be part of my schemes and shit
>is okay with the fact i'll always mentally be in 2004 and everything i see and do is just stuck in a past decade, long-forgotten
>straight-man, but can take a joke obviously, not being too serious, but knows when enough is enough
>communicates with me, and even when i'm acting nuts tries to ask what's up
>likes holding hands and stuff, and is okay i act a little weird when it comes to touching
>when it comes to the bedroom, a little open, and maybe a tad adventurous, but isn't pushy or super eager about it to make me feel comfortable
>a little sweet and a little sour
>genuinely wants to hear about me and my day, or whatever stupid thing i'm up to
>live in new york, so i can hold him now and not 5 months from now
i know he exists, all your dreamboys exist /cuteboys/, it's a matter of being on the right board or place at the right time
No.250411
Pretty much exactly me but 10-years-old.
No.250412
No.250413
>>250405
How old are you?
>>250412
It's a fashion board.
No.250415
>>250308
>>250337
You'll never have me, not in a million years
No.250418
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>>250413
21
I'm black
I look like 50 cent had a baby with Jamie Foxx
>>250412
I don't like people that care more about how others will think about them than how I think about them :/
I just want pic related every night, is that too much to ask?
No.250420
>>250413
oh, I actually thought it was some furry stuff haha
No.250421
Is the slut thread broken?
No.250422
No.250423
>>250422
I thought I was the only one, huh, I actually had something to post this time lol
No.250436
>white, blonde and blue eyed
>either taller than me and only slightly fit or equal height with me and also skinny
>If taller than me and fit, dominant, if else we can be equally submissive to eachother and trade off randomly I guess
>same age (18)
>redpiled on the kikes and their lies and loves Trump
>cute voice
>medium or long hair, I don't like hair too short
>likes vidya and animu but isn't a weeb so far off the deep end that, for example, they would be totally fine with wearing a big ugly Miku hat in public
>virgin
>clingy because I'm also clingy
>likes to cuddle a lot
>monogamous
I can dream, can't I?
>>250311
Not a trap but I pretty much meet this description, unless your definition of non-casual games differs from mine DOOM ON THE HIGHEST DIFFICULTY, RIP AND TEAR
Alright, my vidya taste is fucking pleb 2K+ hours in TF2 but you can bully me gently into gitting gud taste
>>250318
>>250397
>>250405
I pretty much meet these, too.
No.250445
>long hair, maybe down past his shoulders like me
>/fit/ he needs to go to the gym with me & be my workout partner. must be able to bench 2pl8 & squat 3 minimum.
>Sporty as fuck. has to go surf with me, skate, bmx, rock climb, essentially everything extreme sports
>active as fuck. "Babe, let's go hiking up mt baldy this weekend at 2am, then finish off camping at the base to stargaze in our tents."
>literary smart guy. I want to read our books together in our quiet but comfy library nook of our hawaiian cottage that overlooks the north shore.
>has to have a passion in life that he follows.
>animu watcher & uses gurren laggan quotes to break pr's in lifting.
>hates to lie & will always tell you the truth, no matter how painful it might be.
Essentially a perfect boyfriend.
Such high standards I have…
No.250463
>>250334
>console x-com
> wanting to reward activision for fucking up troika's masterpiece and taking troika down with it
basically best goy
No.250464
>>250334
>console x-com
> wanting to reward activision for fucking up troika's masterpiece and taking troika down with it
basically best goy
posting error
No.250467
No.250480
>>250305
An angel from a renaissance painting with a huge dick.
No.250496
>dommy boi
>shorter than me (6') but maybe as tall
>long hair for boys
>helps me shave
>whips me into cuteboi shape gently
>trains me in dressing up in pretty clothes
>rewards me with snugs together
>finally gets me trained up and I become his cuteboi
>gives me my first kiss
;_;
No.250503
>>250496
also someone who doesn't mind that I'm way into video games and keyboards and stuff.
bonus points if he'd play super nintendo with me.
No.250509
>>250463
>console x-com
see
>>250341
No.250523
ITT: I want a long haired, girly twink with a hairless body and submissive attitude
Get a woman.
No.250524
No.250525
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>>250523
Fucking this
Although remember where you are, nearly everyone here is bi and strongly attracted to femininity
No.250531
>>250523
This is cuteboys and women are awful. Your argument is invalid.
No.250532
>>250523
But I don't like women.
No.250535
>>250305
>long hair (by male standards)
>blonde
>hairless
>cute face and body
>nice ass
>into crossdressing
>into bondage
>into slave/master kink
>likes animu and mangos
>likes non-casul vidya
>likes indie/underground music
>dresses nicely
No.250542
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>CA
>casual gamer
>doesn't like garbage video game music or weeb shit
>bluepilled
>doesn't lift weights
>doesn't like cars
>doesn't like guns
>effay
>prefer taller
>body hair doesn't matter, from hairy af to bare
>prefer darker hair
>can be average build up to barely chubby
>doesn't smoke (weed)
>doesnt spout fucking memes all day
>has a brain stem
>can think about shit besides sex
>on a scale of 1-10 they'd rate themselves about a 7.5/8 on a good day
should like something like this https://youtu.be/R9l58Z2yFEs
should look something like any of these guys.
No.250544
>>250523
What if I want a long-haired pretty boy who dominates me with his dick and doesn't have a disgusting meat curtain?
No.250545
>>250523
Sorry for wanting someone of the gender whose members have personalities.
Sorry for wanting to have a relationship with a sane person.
Sorry for wanting to be with someone I can understand deeply and have clear communication with.
Sorry for wanting more than just a fuck.
Sorry for wanting someone like me in many ways.
No.250546
>>250542
bit excited much m8?
No.250547
No.250548
>>250542
The first guy with shoulder-length hair is pretty close to what I'd want.
>>250545
I feel like a lot of people here are just bitter straight people.
No.250550
>>250545
guys are just more easygoing i feel, i've met a few easygoing girls but one just got happiness from making me admit a certain thing i wasn't comfortable with
there's a girl i'm friends with now, she just reminds me of a guy friend though so i'm just kinda like whatever
No.250551
>>250550
definitely guys have a totally different vibe, its not just as simple as swapping a vagina for a dick.
No.250555
>>250523
>Woman
>Self entitled to everything on the planet for being born with a vagina
>periods
>can get pregnant
>alimony
>Disgusting breasts
>Petty
>Feminism
>Children
>Low intelligence
>Selfish
>Placed on a pedestal by kikes
>Untrustworthy
>Materialistic
>Stubborn
>Will cry and hold their breath and scream until they get what they want
No, sir, I want a fucking BOY. Fuck you.
No.250557
>>250548
>I feel like a lot of people here are just bitter straight people
I never actually had a relationship with a woman, nor had much interaction in my life with them (both because of where I live).
As much as I hate feminism and its bullshit, they're right about media depictions making people (at least me) think of women as sex objects.
Women in movies are just there for the guy to sweep in and rescue them, I see female streamers and YouTubers just showing cleavage in their videos and doing nothing else, all I see from Instagram girls is tits everywhere. I am fully aware how this is 100% feminist rhetoric
What about the personality? Okay, I've seen your tits and ass a thousand times, but what are you like?
So media and women themselves are telling me that they're just shallow creatures looking to fuck a hundred times a month. I'm not looking for that. I want love, not lust.
I want someone to care about me the same way I care about them. Someone to feels genuinely happy to see me and looks forward to it.
Eventually I'm going to marry a woman and have kids, but before that, I want to feel real love.
No.250558
>>250535
Oh fuck yes
>>250542
Why would you want a bluepilled bf? To redpill them or what?
No.250560
>>250496
I'm not dom, but that's a cute fantasy I'd be willing to try.
No.250562
>>250558
nah bc I'm bluepilled scum and I realize thats a huge no no around here but I just ammmm pls accept me senpai.
No.250563
>dominating but loving
>smart
>funny
>someone who wants to be in control of almost every aspect of the relationship
>female or mtf
No.250568
>>250523
>ugly guy upset about not being cute
lol
I don't get he long hair part these people keep wanting though. Seriously, what the fuck? Long hair is fucking awful whether it's on a boy or girl.
No.250569
>skinny doesn't matter if skelington it would just make us able to make xylophone music in bed as, long as he's not holocaust skinny
>medium to long hair preferred
>preferably 18 or 19 but I could handle him being a year or two older than me
>switch
>NEET so we can either be useless together, or work on not being useless together
>doesn't mind me caring way too much about him
>cuddling is a must
>not clinically depressed, or at least not to the point where I'd have to worry about him killing himself every night
>cannot be anti-guns, beyond that political views don't really matter to me
>Lives near or in fucking Idaho ;-;
Lets find out if I still remember how to greentext properly.
No.250570
>>250563
>female
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. The straight club is two blocks down.
No.250571
>>250557
>Eventually I'm going to marry a woman and have kids, but before that, I want to feel real love.
>Eventually I'm going to marry a woman and have kids, but before that, I want to feel real love.
>Eventually I'm going to marry a woman and have kids, but before that, I want to feel real love.
KILL
YOURSELF
GTFO
Seriously, fuck you. You're literally the bitter straight guy the other anon was talking about. You are the absolute worst type of person that doesn't belong here and should get out.
No.250573
>>250569
I plan on moving to Idaho soon
>>250557
>Finding a woman and having kids
GET OUT
No.250576
>>250568
I adore running my hand through long hair, it's one of my favorite feelings. I also think it looks pretty and elegant.
No.250577
>>250570
But I'm so cute and /femdom/ is dead.
No.250578
>>250571
>>250573
See my flag? You don't.
I intentionally hide it.
See what I posted?
>because of where I live
No.250579
>>250573
What part of potatoland?
No.250580
>>250578
What does that have to do with it? Unless you're going to be forcibly married off.
Why is your flag hidden?
No.250581
>>250577
Good, femdom is the worst thing ever invented by humanity.
>>250580
He probably lives in Islamland of some variety and will have to play the straight game to avoid being burned at the stake.
No.250582
>>250580
are you thick dude, he probably lives in some god forsaken mudhut wasteland like iran or some shit where they cut your dick off and put it in your mouth if you admit you like dicks.
No.250583
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>Low body fat and athletic build with a nice V-Taper (Working towards that myself)
>Long hair between shoulder and chest-length (This too)
>Ligth skin, hair and eyes.
>Slightly cocky but friendly
>No body or hair at all
>Intelligent
>Switch (If he has a preference for topping ir bottoming it should be only slightly)
>Within two inches of my height (5'10)
>Should be into kissing or cuddling
>Not a feet fetishist or into bdsm
>Should have exactly the same standards as I do
>18 - 25 years old
>Should be into Industrial
>Not a Goth (Their music is okay though) or a Hipster
>Not promiscous
>Few partners before me
>>250568
Because short hair looks so fucking boring and ugly.
No.250585
>>250583
long hair makes you look like a scrawny basement dwelling warlock.
No.250586
>>250581
It's the same as regular bdsm but with a girl. I just want someone to control me and I like tits.
No.250587
>>250585
Only if you already looked like that to begin with. Sean Bean doesn't look like a basement dweller in LotR because he has long hair.
No.250588
>>250585
As long as I'm not ugly like short haired guys I'm fine with that.
No.250589
>>250560
Thanks anon!
It probably wouldn't happen though :<
No.250590
>>250587
Or like Chris Hemsworth as Thor.
No.250592
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>>250588
when I hear the words 'long haired guy' all I can see in my head is this, convert me if you can.
Sell me on long haired boys
No.250593
>>250586
I don't like BDSM to begin with, but femdom feels so horribly emasculating you might as well become a sissy whore for a man instead. Men really shouldn't be submissive to women, it feels wrong. Any average man should beat the average woman in any fight, so being dominated by one just feels fake. Even if you pretend you aren't, you're still the one in control because you could just overpower her at any point.
No.250596
No.250597
>>250593
Really because it feels so good to me. I find its much easier for women to be that to be that perfect mix of dominant but loving. Most guys I've subbed for are all about just being dominant without things like good aftercare and stuff like that.
And you don't need to be physically dominanting to be in power.
No.250602
>>250588
>implying short hair makes guys ugly
It's fine not to like it, but going that far is silly.
No.250603
>>250583
>Because short hair looks so fucking boring and ugly.
Maybe buzzcut mode. but all the best qts have ear-length hair, or chin-length at the absolute max. Once you get to the point where it's actually hanging off of your head and swinging around, it gets gross.
No.250605
>>250592
Why? It's your personal preference. Examples of good-looking men with long hair are plentiful in movies and such. If you still don't like them, I doubt a few words from me will change that. Nor do I feel any need to attempt to change what you like.
No.250606
That's just barely any better than short hair and can never compare to a glorious, healthy long mane. In a lot of cases that kind of middle-length hair can make a guy look like a lesbo dyke.
>>250603
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>>250305
Muscular old men with great hair and beard.
No.250633
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No.250634
>>250557
>Eventually I'm going to marry a woman and have kids
>tfw feel obligated to do this even though i really don't want to
I have a sister but she's a fucking liberal feminist bitch, which already says she will never settle down or have kids, but she's also (surprise) a failure at everything she does in life and blames everyone else for it.
If I don't continue the bloodline, who will?
No.250635
>>250634
What's so valuable about your bloodline that it ought to be preserved? Do you hail from a family of constant geniuses or something?
No.250636
No.250637
>>250635
>he's not proud of his heritage
>doesn't feel a duty to continue it
>lol just let the shitskins do all the breeding we don't need to preserve anything ;P
Fucking degenerate.
No.250639
>>250637
I'll interpret that as a "Nothing at all" then.
No.250640
>>250637
the 'duty' you're talking about is your stupid animal instinct to fuck and reproduce, and in the future you're gonna get fucking sterilized bc we've overpopulated the planet with shitsticks like you who interpret their base animal desires as lofty ideals like 'duty' and 'heritage' but really we're all just a bunch of fucking apes that put our cocks in each others shitholes.
No.250641
>>250637
If you feel a strong duty to preserve your individual values then you should be working towards an influential position in society and pushing for them using that power, like you see with whoever runs Chik-fil-a. Your specific bloodline is always going to be diluted 50% if you're not inbreeding, the values you instill are more important than the DNA you pass on.
No.250642
No.250643
>>250637
if you want to amount to fucking anything you need to fix the way your stupid monkey brain works and start thinking like upright man you filthy fucking savage, or are you no better than the shitskins you genetic reject.
No.250644
>>250642
if you think brown tide is going to wipe out your "genetic descendents" all youre doing is buying into basic fucking animal fear, maybe you don't understand but there's a reason the shitskin are advocating rape and "outbreeding" whites, bc they're apes and they cant possibly fathom winning any other way than screwing, if you're going to stoop to that level you're just trying to beat the ape at their own game, fucking.
No.250645
>>250642
Are you going to tell me that passing on 50% of your genes is more important than influencing others with your values and ideals?
I will be proud of the things I do in this life and the people I influence in this life, not about something I had no influence over. I may look at what an ancestor did as something to emulate because I think it was the right thing, but ascribing pride to something you had no part doing in doing is self-inflating and lazy.
If you think it is important to breed within your own race or what have you, then that's fine, but do not use that as a substitute for influencing the world in a real, meaningful way. If Albert Einstein only had 3 children and you have 6, is your contribution to this world doubled by comparison because there is twice your DNA walking around, or less because the ideas he passed on are much more influential?
No.250650
>>250644
>lol why should we care? they're ONLY winning by outbreeding lol why we would we stoop to their level it's only the destruction of our entire race lol stop being a monkey lol
>>250645
>Are you going to tell me that passing on 50% of your genes is more important than influencing others with your values and ideals?
Yes, and with a partner who also has good genes. You're a good little cuck for believing otherwise, though.
>raising a kid
>"no influence over"
Are you being for real?
>having a kid to continue your family and raising him
>no part in doing
????
>substitute
No one ever said it's a substitute. Having power is something to do when you're alive because what the fuck else is there to do. Making sure your bloodline doesn't cease to exist the second you're dead is something you can't just neglect, and has a much longer-standing impact.
>If Albert Einstein only had 3 children and you have 6, is your contribution to this world doubled
No. It's just a yes or no thing. Is your bloodline going to have a next generation? If yes, then you did good. If no, then you fucked up. Having more kids does make it easier for the next generation, though. More siblings means more likelihood of one of them actually wanting kids, so one that doesn't want kids isn't forced into having kids.
If my sister wasn't a complete fuckup, I would feel no duty whatsoever to do this. I fucking hate her for this.
No.250653
>+/- 2 years of age (I'm 18)
>no facial hair (Idk why I'm not attracted to it)
>skinny
>no dyed hair
>5'6" - 6'0" (I'm 6'0")
>likes video games that I like
>introverted
>no cross dressing
>looks like a boy, not a man, not a girl
>switch
>white/hispanic/asian as long as skin isn't dark
Besides that his personality wouldn't matter to me. If he liked different things than me then it would just bring new things for me to do.
I don't know if I'm being too picky or what..
No.250661
>>250650
You tell me that yes, passing on your genes is more important than influencing others, and then tell me later that no, your contribution to the world is not double of Einstein's merely for passing double the genes he did. There's a logical dissonance there if you mean to say that you would not be more influential than Einstein simply for having more children while flatly telling me in the same post that passing no genes is more important than passing on ideas. You continue to miss my point that you will affect much more change in the world with massive proliferation of your ideals than you will by creating 2-3 more children. I never said that the two were mutually exclusive, I am trying to give you perspective on the importance one has over the other in a society that can pass information in more forms than simply DNA.
Also, if you are directly quoting me in "no influence over" then that is out of context because that passage was referring to having no influence over the actions of your ancestors. If you are saying you are proud of having influence over the children you raise and influence in this life and are literate enough to understand the rest of that passage, then you will understand we are in agreement there. Again, if you are directly quoting me in "no part in doing" then you are either being intellectually dishonest or at least partially illiterate to English.
No.250664
>>250661
cognitive dissonance*, I should say
No.250666
>>250653
>no facial hair (Idk why I'm not attracted to it)
Depends on the facial hair.
Most of the time, it's not good on twinks. But there are rare times when it does look good.
>>250650
>If my sister wasn't a complete fuckup, I would feel no duty whatsoever to do this
Personally, I said fuck it to everything I believed in and asked myself who I wanted to be. I'm putting back anything good if that's what I want myself to be.
Don't do something because you only think you have to. Do it because it's what you want.
Do you want this for yourself?
You're trying to live for other people, be it your race or your family, and that is good, but haven't you forgotten to live for yourself? They'll live the way they want because of you, but what about the way you want to live? Who'll help you with that?
Don't forget yourself.
No.250671
>>250661
>You tell me that yes, passing on your genes is more important than influencing others
Yes.
>and then tell me later that no
I don't.
>your contribution to the world is not double of Einstein's merely for passing double the genes he did.
This has literally zero relevance. Passing on your genes is what's important. It doesn't matter how many times you do it as long as you do it at least once.
>because that passage was referring to having no influence over the actions of your ancestors.
Which is incorrect. You sure as hell have WAY more influence on your kids than you will ever have on other people. How your kids turn out is entirely 100% your doing. This also affects how they would raise their kids.
No.250674
>>250666
>satanic trips
This doesn't discredit what I said, though.
It's a real advice, fam.
No.250675
>>250671
>yes and I don't
that is incorrect but I'm not going to bother explaining it at this point. You can look back at the posts and see for yourself if you care to, but I doubt you do
>passing on your genes is what's important
that's just wrong. You yourself talk about the importance of how you raise your kids as being so extremely important, because of how you influence them and their development. Which brings me back to the point that it is about the transference of information to the next generation, not just genetic information.
>it doesn't matter how many times you do it as long as you do it once
if it was so important then doing it more would matter more, you describe it as an arbitrary duty to clean yourself of a past guilt you have hangups about. If you really cared that much by principle and not by guilt then you wouldn't see it as something you have to do at least once and be over with.
If it doesn't look like you're grasping things any better the next time you post I'm not going to bother because your genetic line isn't worth preserving to begin with. But if you do see having children as this grim duty then don't leave any gay children you have with hangups as bad as the ones you have.
No.250681
This is not the thread for this discussion. Why don't you spergs take your autism to Steam, Skype, or somewhere else.
No.250698
I usually wake up too early. I slide out of bed and put on some underwear. I don't know what time I rolled away from my position as little spoon last night, but I vaguely recall feeling too warm. I check the thermostat on my way into the kitchen where I start coffee and pack yesterday's dinner leftovers in our lunch bags. Then I start a load of laundry, shower, and do a quick wipedown of the bathroom with disinfectant spray. By now the coffee should be ready. I carry both our cups into our room, leaving the hall light on behind me. I can tell you're only half-asleep, because you farted and rolled over as soon as I pushed the door open. I rub your chest, and try to softly rouse you from your sleep. When I finally get a "hrrrm" out of you, I offer breakfast, to which you usually reply, "nn-uhh."
Back in the kitchen I have time to do some meal prep for tonight's dinner. That way when I get home from work dinner will be easy. Afterwards I wipe down the kitchen with disinfectant spray and pour myself a second cup of coffee. Laundry should be ready to be put in the dryer by now. I don't hear you getting ready, so I go to wake you up again. This time a little more aggressively, "Come on, babe. Get up. You can't be late again. Your coffee is getting cold."
>I'm up.
>I'm up.
You start to sit up, but instead pull me back onto the bed. "No, I'm going to be late," I protest, "and you stink!" But I give in, and lay with you in bed for a few minutes. Soft petting, necking, maybe a little talk about the coming day. "Ok champ, I have to go. Your lunch in in the fridge. Don't work too hard. I'll see you after work."
>Have a good day. I love you.
"I love you too."
No.250703
>below 5'9"
>any hair color, preferably lighter
>thin
>white or asian
>happy and cheerful
>likes video games
>likes the metal scene
>girly features
>loves cuddling and sex
I'm reaching pretty far, but one can hope
No.250706
not really too specific aside from the metal scene :p
No.250710
>>250326
I fit most of this criteria, though I don't think I've watched over 200 anime ;-; This also basically describes my criteria, minus the 200 anime watched, but I think anime's ok ans they do't need to be sub. :P
No.250712
>>250698
>tfw you'll never have an average lifestyle with your loving husband
No.250713
>a couple inches taller than me
>pretty blue eyes
>light skin with caucasian facial structure
>introverted and grumpy in public, but sweet and gentle in private
>likes vidya
>like cooking
>shitlord
>non-religious
>boyish face
>thin waist with hide hips
>soft round butt
>not muscular, but still fit
>cute and quiet voice
>mostly top but will sometimes bottom
>always wants to cuddle and hold hands
No.250719
>>250712
Not with that attitude.
No.250721
>taller than me (I'm 5'7)
>not hairy
>muscular
>white
>pref. blue eyes
>loves to cuddle at night
;_;
No.250725
>>250713
Message me on Skype.
jojomagee1
No.250726
I want someone that isnt fat and hairy to play games, cuddle and do lewd things with
No.250731
>>250551
pretty much this, also let's be honest the penis is the more funner genital
but fuck i feel lots of trust with men and shit it's i dunno whatever
>>250555
i wanna be the guy who puts cock on a pedastal
No.250738
>>250721
>Fit all of this
>Blue eyes, 5'11, strong/big, cuddlemaster supreme, not hairy
No.250741
>>250738
eh, hi…
want to talk on kik? :3
No.250742
is interesting
wants to drink tea with me and relax
someone i would take me out for dinner and vice versa
is more of a /cuteboy/ than a trap
smells nice
medium length boyish hair
is cute physically
shorter than me
decent taste in games, music, animu, tv, etc.
someone who listens to what i have to say (i will do the same for them)
someone i can cook for
likes to go hiking, wants to workout with me
down to earth
someone who is a bottom and sub in bed
(but can dom me when its time~)
lewds to do lewd
loves to cuddle
someone i can spoon
someone ill love to roll around with
cares about me
is actually close to me (im in mass)
man im tired. what a lazy reply i made. tfw no bf
No.250750
>>250703
I literally fit all of this except a bit above the height and and my hair is dark
No.250751
>>250378
>not american
welp
No.250756
>Wake up naked, tied up, gagged and locked in chastity
>Unable to move at all, totally helpless
>BF comes in and taunts you and plays with you
>after a while he removes the gag
>Tell him you're so thirsty
>He takes a bowl of water and places it across the room
>You try to wriggle over to it
>"Not so fast, now."
>He sits on you
>"You've been a bad little slut, lately. I can't just let you take that water can I? I need you to do a little favor first."
>He forces your mouth onto his dick and holds your head there to suck him dry
>After he cums he eases his grip on you and you manage to get to the water and lap it up like some animal
>He leaves and comes back later to untie you, but he's not done yet
>Fucks your ass senseless
>You're still in chastity, your dick ready to burst
>About to pass out
>He carries you to the bathroom, sits down in the bath with you and turns it on to clean you off after reminding you that you belong to him
>The bath tub is small and tight and you can feel his body, his cock especially, pressing against your inferior back.
>He dries you off and has you put on your maid costume, business as usual.
>He goes off to work, you want to do your best to make him happy
>Clean the house, cook before he gets home
>The whole time you're desperate to relieve your restrained dick, but he's hidden the key to the lock on it
>You try teasing it yourself, but decide to save it all for him, or else he'll double your punishment if he comes home to find you've cheated on it again
>He's finally back, you feel whole again, but still inferior compared to him
>He loves your cooking and tries not to show it, but you can tell by the look in his eye
>He unlocks the chastity and fucks your ass with an iron grip on your inferior cock
>Fills you to the brim with his cum
>You cum all over yourself
>He sighs and has to clean you again
>"The things I do for a slut like you, I swear."
>After that he lovingly cuddles with you in bed
>You fall asleep with your head on his shoulder, to the sound of his breathing and the warmth of his body.
>tfw can't live this fantasy
No.250763
>>250726
That should be trivially easy.
No.250811
>>250763
I know but my crippling shyness doesnt really help
No.250816
>>250811
What things are you shy to? Or is it just everything?
No.250818
>>250750
Fug, you live in canada
>tfw wont be able to listen to northlane and play vidya while cuddling
No.250821
>>250816
Approaching people
All of my relationships any kind started with people approaching me so yea.
No.250822
>>250821
Well there are other ways to start a relationship. Online is a nice place, it's a lot easier to remain calm and you don't feel so exposed for being right there in the open. Have you tried the steam threads before?
No.250825
>>250741
Why, sure. Tell me a bit about yourself first, and your kik id. :)
No.250828
>>250822
>I tried online but everyone I like is always far far away
No.250829
>>250828
didnt mean to greentext
No.250834
>>250825
what do you want to know?
redpandaonnutella
No.250844
>>250828
If you're old enough you should be able to make enough money to eventually meet up with them. You just gotta bear it out, anon.
No.250846
>>250698
It's a rainy day, and I'm going to keep dreaming.
You texted me at work today for no reason in particular. You don't do this often, so these moments are especially appreciated by me. I'm baking that man some cookies tonight.
When I get home from work I have to start the load in the dryer again. There's too many wrinkles. I prefer to have it done before work, but today I got distracted. :3
I change into house clothes and pour myself a glass of wine before making dinner. Not too long into it you come home. "Smells good," you say, kissing me hello, "let me know when it's ready."
I have to go out to the garage to let you know. You wouldn't be able to hear me over the metal you have blasting. I stop to gaze at you and the dog hanging out together. It looks like you poured some beer into his dish. Tsk. My little family - it's a cute sight. "Dinner is ready."
>"I'll be in in a minute."
I clean the mess from cooking while I wait, and wipe the kitchen down with disinfectant spray. When I hear you washing your hands I move our food from the oven to the table. We talk about our day in between bites. I tell you how nice it was to receive your text today, which reminds me I need to turn the oven back on.
You were sweet enough to load the dishwasher after dinner. But I still have to double check to make sure all the hard-to-remove spots are pre-rinsed well enough beforehand while I wait for this premade cookie dough to cook. You must be watching something funny because I hear you laughing. I set our glasses of milk and a plate of cookies on the coffee table before sitting damn near on top of you on the couch. I brought a couple of dog bisquets too. Then the three of us zone out together until bedtime. I'm tired early and I want you to come to bed with me tonight. I can tell you don't want to, but I don't beg for this request often.
>Ok handsome, let's go to bed.
No.250848
>>250844
being lazy as well doesnt help ;;
No.250850
>>250846
>>250698
This is really autistic, and I can't bring myself to read more than a single line of this before cringing uncontrollably and needing to switch tabs.
No.250853
>>250848
Well, depending on who you want a relationship with they may end up visiting you. Plus you can always dream.
No.250856
>>250698
>>250846
Even though we're taking my car, you insist on driving. On the way to your parents house you turn down the volume during a song on the radio that I secretly like to rant about niggers. You do that a lot while we're driving. You know what the doctor said about your blood pressure I think to myself rubbing your thigh.
>>250850
You're going to miss the best part.
No.250860
>>250853
I just hope I can find someone within Oberfranken
No.250863
>>250860
Hopefully you can. Just imagine people in America though, they have to travel cross-continent for some of their partners.
On a side note, my Oma came from an area near Oberfranken iirc. Closer to Munich though.
fix your site HW, please.
No.250888
>>250751
Well this is a dream' partner thread after all. I am %100 not opposed to a domestic boy :)
No.250893
>>250756
I like you. Where do you live?
No.250906
No.250913
>>250906
Damn. You're on the other side of the country. Not willing to relocate are you?
Pretty much my exact fantasy, except from the dom's perspective.
>tfw no subby bf to be in complete control of and take care of
>tfw no subby bf to be sadistic and loving with
No.250914
>>250913
fuck
>tfw no dom bf
No.250964
>i meet a lot of these criteria
>tho not into BDSM, feet, or crossdressing, etc.
>>250305
already found mine irl
>6ft tall
>long brown hair like in OP pic
>super cool with everyone
>used to play football so he can lift me and every hug is like a zero gravity cuddle
>has huge eyelashes
>shares all of my interests
>sometimes gives me piggyback rides
and i guess i'll just describe myself now
>medium length brown hair but sometimes someone will think it's ginger or blond
>grey eyes
>generic /cuteboy/ face
>slightly feminine but still a /boy/
>soft pale skin
>5ft 7in tall
>kinda quiet
>really ticklish
>into vidya, /tech/, and occasional 420
No.250973
>>250964
>really ticklish
Don't know how this escaped me.
Definitely something I'd want.
No.250975
>>250964
>and occasional 420
Dropped. And you were doing so well up until that part too.
No.251046
Hey I'm 18 looking for
Fem guy, super submissive
Any heights fine
In the USA
Young (18-26)
Loves video games and Netflix
Loyal
No.251047
If you want to contact me, just message me at gnick567891@Gmail.com
No.251053
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>>251046
anon, are you real?
i might feel like a creep because age difference i'm 24
No.251054
>>250742
Fuck, you're in America.
No.251055
>>251046
"Loyal"
really? who the fuck are these newfags… and why do I have to see chubbies and baras every time i'm here. wtf
No.251056
>>251055
why's loyalty a bad thing?
No.251058
i honestly dont even think about having a bf anymore because i dont deserve it and i dont think someone can be attracted to me but if i was in an imaginary world where everything went my way it would go a bit like this:
>bottom
>pretty face
>likes to cuddle, hold hands & other cute stuff
>joyful & funny
>black (others are fine too)
>shorter/same height as me
>willing to help me out through life while i do the same for him
>not hairy, has some muscle
>cute voice (i dont mean like a woman but like that kind of boyish tone some people have)
>cute mannerisms while not being an overly effeminate flaming mega fag
>faithful monogamous soulmate 5 eva
>can deal with my weird, unpredictable way of being
>not into any strange sub/dom relationship thing, content with being just two somewhat normal guys who love each other
>doesnt have a problem with having pets
>at least somewhat active and into sports (doesnt really matter but it would be a plus)
>would like watching dumb YouTube videos while we snuggle
>knows all the dank maymays
welp… a man can dream
No.251069
>>251056
ignore him, he's obviously a cuck
No.251081
It's weird but it's not so much physical features that appeal to me: all he has to do is be bearish and/or manly, like at least a few similar things, and love me back equally. When I think dream guy it's more of a scenario:
>come home
>he's already cooking as it's his turn
>kiss him on the neck and cuddle into his back
>he laughs and tells me to shift so he can plate
>sit and make small talk about our days
>I do the dishes as it's only fair
>kick off my boots and trousers and take off my overshirt
>grab a few bottles of something alcoholic and jump onto the couch
>he's started one of the dumb movies we both love and thrown the spare duvet on the couch
>cuddle into him while watching
>no need to be sexually intimate tonight, just maybe hold his hand and stroke some of his body fuzz
>sit and drink and chatter about the film because we've seen it a million times
>slightly tipsy by the end
>go brush our teeth and sort the dumb things like the recycling
>put some TV series on for a little bit of noise
>lie down and cuddle in as his little spoon as he wraps an arm around me
>start to drift off to sleep
>"I love you." "I love you too."
No.251082
>>251058
>black
People aren't attracted to you not because you're ugly, but because you're into bestiality.
No.251102
>/v/
>/leftypol/
>dominant but not in a way that makes me cringe
>around my age, 19, so I don't constantly worry about one of us dying first
>attractive to me, but it's very arbitrary, I in no way have a describable type
Is that too much to ask?
Apparently fucking yes.
No.251104
>>251102
>/leftypol/
>but not cringey lol
How does that work?
No.251106
>>251104
I like people who read.
No.251131
>>250756
My dreams either. ;-.
No.251152
>>250834
What would someone see if they look at you initially? What is something about yourself a person wouldn't notice right away?
What are you into?
Sorry, I'm slow at this responding thing with work and all.
No.251153
No.251154
>>251149
This is really all I have with trump.
No.251162
>>251152
>What would someone see if they look at you initially?
um I don't know, a skinny white 5'7 curly haired 18 year old boy?
>What is something about yourself a person wouldn't notice right away?
A scar on my arm
>What are you into?
horror movies (especially from the 80s), drawing, reading comics, playing video games, swimming, etc., the usual
It's ok, we could always talk on kik
No.251166
>>251106
How does that answer my question at all?
No.251174
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>>250308
>Ron Swanson
Young Nick Offerman is my ideal parner tbh.
No.251200
>>251102
>/leftypol/
>Canada
Checks out, are you preparing for the Zimbabwe-tier inflation?
No.251201
>>251154
>>251137
You need to go back.
No.251208
>>251174
He looks better without facial hair regardless of age, honestly.
No.251217
>>251082
jump off the nearest bridge pls
No.251233
No.251234
>>251217
>muh lefty fee fees
Sorry anon, but the darker the skin the less attractive.
No.251236
>>250496
>>250503
Also to keep going
>snuggly and likes holding hands and gives me head pats
>encouraging
>nice but knows when to be demeaning to me
>as smart as or smarter than me but doesn't rub it in or act smug
I want a boyfriend so bad
No.251256
>>251200
>>251201
>tfw no bf who doesn't unironically get his opinions from imageboard memes
No.251262
>>251174
>cropping the huge foam cock out
Why?
No.251264
>>251262
Giant fake dicks were hilarious in grade school, and they're hilarious now.
No.251269
>>251256
>tfw no leftypol sub who's dainty as fuck and doesn't derive his opinions from dank-lol-culture
idk… you sound hot.
description plz. just for curiosity
also, on a side note, dom pol - sub leftypol pairing should be a thing…
No.251276
>>251269
Nothing special, just a white spooky skeleton with dark brown hair. I seem to mostly get called 1/10 and 10/10, so it's a gamble really.
For your side note, you'd think so but /leftypol/ tends to see /pol/, ironically, as a bunch of cucks, too obsessed with identity to see how a minority ruling class is exploiting them.
No.251283
>>251276
I kind of like very polarized couples, so… even if unlikely I would like to see a new trend develop for leftypol - pol… It's got potential imo.
but hard-left here wink wink
"white spooky skeleton" sounds sexy. Always has for me. Especially paired with sub.
I kind of miss the Mitt Romney memes. I feel they should make a come back as well. Especially the bootleg covers. 1 per centers are unlikely to change the status quo from which they benefit but let's totally vote for them!
No.251288
>>251283
Well back on 4chan /polgbt/ was a thing so it's not too much of a stretch.
Don't taunt me by living in Germany.
I miss doom paul.
I don't even have any on this computer.
No.251292
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>>251288
don't taunt me by implying interest under the hardship of distance
Here's one for you. You had your chance America.
No.251294
>>251292
I didn't mean to imply anything, I meant to state it.
No.251295
>>251256
>tfw no bf who doesn't get his political views from his women's studies course at his art school
No.251302
>>251295
iktf, fuggin liberals
No.251307
>>251294
because love first
I see… This flirting has got me all flustered.
Let me think of something, but in the meantime, let's keep this going.
>>251295
>tfw when Marx is read everywhere because he was objectively an important political economist and your secret hero Adolf couldn't even make art school
No.251329
>>251307
>secret hero
>secret
???
No.251337
>>250373
why don't you wanna go out all the time?
No.251352
>>251307
>he was objectively an important political economist
Yeah, his policies are still murdering millions today
No.251356
Alright, alright, we all love Trump and hate commies, enough about politics, this board's for cute gay boys.
>tfw no cuteboy to carry me to bed
>tfw no cuteboy to hold me tight as his little spoon
>tfw
No.251359
>>251356
>tfw cuteboy to carry to bed
>tfw cuteboy to hold tight under comfy blankies and give goodnight kisses to
>tfw Trump is going to be the next president
You just have to believe in yourself Anon, you can make /cuteboys/ great again! Since submissive bottom fags are the most common type of fags it will be easy, you just need confidence!
No.251360
>>251307
yuropoors can have two flags?
And sure, though I'll be honest, I don't know what to say.
I'm a little embarrassed for the three posters above me.
No.251361
>>251329
>???
Telling people you know that you like Hitler is generally bad for your social status, unless you happen to have a very open (read: rare) group of friends. It's pretty much social suicide.
No.251391
>introverted, kind of shy
>shut-in hermit but still likes to go out once in a blue moon
>top/big spoon
>bearish, not a femboy
>likes to cuddle
>laid back and easygoing
No.251397
>>251391
..i meet the beat quality, and cuddling and maybe the top
a-are you a trap or femboi?
maybe, i don't know.. i go out too much to be a shut-in hermit i guess, but that's mainly for class–
i'm sorry, i'm gonna go now
No.251416
>>251410
jesus, christ okay i won't!
i just wanna see if he's my type, dude!
>>251391
w-what state too?
No.251417
>>251416
Good man.
and now it looks like it was all you the entire time, other than the missing link to my post
I am genius!
No.251418
>>251397
>>251416
I live in WA but I'm not a trap or femboi at all, sorry.
No.251426
>>251418
it ain't your fault, it's mine for being such a wimp
i hope you find yours, anon
No.251427
>Cuddly
>Interesting
>Fun
I know Its a generic list but thats all i need :D
No.251429
>>251427
Its also very subjective
No.251431
>>251426
Nobody's fault, it's just the way things go. Hope you find your guy, too.
No.251439
>>250569
>likes guns
>NEET
Then how do you guns?
No.251444
>>251234
>my personal preferences are fact
No.251449
>>251361
If I can't say anything on my mind without any fear of ever being judged to someone, I don't consider them a friend.
Besides, I'll openly tell any random people how awesome I think Hitler is if it comes up in a coversation. I just don't go full skinhead on them, and I've never had anyone react badly.
No.251479
>>251054
Teleport here anon
pls
No.255695
My dream guy
>5'7 height
>Skinny
>Sense of humor
>Shaved
>Switch
>Brown or Blonde hair
>Medium/long hair
>Blue, green or hazel colored eyes
>Somewhat extroverted
>Affectionate, likes to snuggle
>Plays PC games and watches anime
No.255697
>>255695
>somewhat extroverted
No.255796
>>255695
Fits me pretty well
No.255824
>>250405
>not pajeet
Too bad ;_; though I understand there are no many good looking Indians, even I find myself to be average.
No.255836
>>255824
Sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I just really hate that I see you everywhere on every video chat with your curry dick flopping everywhere.
Also your food taste bad sometimes, so I imagine the smell must be horrendous :(
No.255856
>blond
>white
>muscular
>at least 6 feet tall
>National Socialist
>actively fights against Bolshevism
Pic related.
No.255912
To be honest…
>my younger sister
>with a huge cock instead of pussy
She's seen me wear her clothes with a raging boner that can't fit in her panties many times and never seemed to mind me walking around with a butt plug tail and a painfully visible boner. She masturbates loudly too. Lots of slapping it. I just wish she had a dick. Sex would be worth proposing then. I'm not proud.
No.255934
>>255912
I hate you so god damn much.
I want a little sister who loudly masturbates and could potentially have sex with.
No.255935
>around my height 6ft
>slim body and cute face, probably white, asian or latino
>also looks good in feminine clothes and cosplays well
>switch or dom
>likes science
>won't be 4/3 stocked in melee/sm4sh
>not a meleefag
>likes to cuddle and kiss
>has a cute androgynous voice, and not that gay shit
>a bit lazy and commanding but devoted when interested
>can be financially independent
>can deal with my shitty personality
>willing to make me wear a collar/some formore of ownership to him
Basically I want to have sex with myself :v
No.256170
>conservative
>likes outdoor things like fishing instead of video games
>under 24
>introverted, socially inept
>not hairy
>not fat or chubby
>not black
That's pretty much all I care about.
No.256184
>more boyish than girly
>shorter than me
>likes to do guy things
>cute
>nice personality
>ultra spoonable
>scrawny
>smooth/shaven (I understand this can't be maintained all the time though!)
>likes to travel and hike
>has goals in life
>hard worker or is a potential hard worker
>smells nice
>likes to cuddle
>likes vidya, tv, anime, music, reading, etc.
>likes to go shopping
>likes to cook (with me)
>submissive when alone with me, but my qt equal in public
>bottom (that can sometimes switch)
>easy to talk to
>isn't a sjw
>isn't a stormfag
>not pretentious
No.256212
>big guy
>can be exremly painful
>crashing planes is part of his plan
>knows when its time to go mobile
>born and molded by darkness
No.256236
>>256184
Those sound like pretty standard, depending on how tall you are.
No.256275
>interesting personality, able to hold a conversation well
>passionate and driven
>sexually adventurous
>cute/fem or a cross dresser
>enjoys going out and having fun as well as staying in and playing vidya
>a bottom, but not a lazy sub
>good sense of humor
>likes music a lot and has good taste
>spontaneous and adventurous
maybe someday I'll meet someone like this, maybe someday.
No.256707
>>256236
I'm 5'10. I'll say that is average height. I wouldn't mind dating someone taller though.
No.256718
25-45
Some self-respect
Not black
Everything else can be conditioned into an improvement. I just have to find out what treats make your mouth water.
No.256777
>>256707
yeah you are average I think, I'm around 5'7 ●ᴥ●
No.256923
>>256777
Where's your location anon?
No.256927
Any time I try to think of what I would really like in a person that I would be in a relationship with, I just start sobbing and crying because I can't think of anything or anyone without reminding myself I'm too awful and pathetic to deserve anybody.
I really think this is rock bottom socially. Completely unable to rationalise that I deserve any affection, friendship or social connection.
No.256928
>>256927
Why do you think you are awful and pathetic?
No.256933
>>250305
>short-ish hair i like guys with a fringe
>very cute mannerisms
>same height as me or atleast an inch or 2 shorter
>age gap doesn't matter but not 2 years older or 2 years younger
>good sense of clothing but doesn't care
>flexible wants to experiment loves to try new stuff etc ..
>blonde or brunette with blue/green eyes
>out going wants to go outside all the time 50% of the time
>the other 50% be a massive nerd love of vidya and media espeacially movies
>also politically similar (center with a dislike for the left and right)
No.256934
>>255856
>>255695
me except i have short hair shaved and sides and medium up top
No.257036
No experience with men here, but submissive-curious and bi-curious, so:
6'3" or taller, big and built
Well endowed enough that accommodating him orally or anally is possible but never entirely comfortable
Strict and demanding, with a mindset that the more he enforces submission, the more submissive I become–no "days off"
Insists on frequent acts of subservience…obviously getting him off on demand, but also foot worship, nudity, collar and leash, kneeling beside him at a club, etc.
Kind of a control freak
No.257042
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>Isn't fat
>doesn't have huge lips
>round the same height as me
>doesn't have unkempt long hair
>Not anti-social/house dweller
>Loyal
>Nice personality
>likes to sport
>likes history
>doesn't call me a sperg if i invite him to go to the museum ( ;__; )
>likes to go out/on trips
>trap would be cute, but not a must, he shouldn't spend all his time on it
>Sane
No.257065
>>250376
I fit a lot of your stuff, but I can't really grow a beard and my body hair is there but not that pronounced. It's not bear-tier.
Too bad for you I live in the United States of Awesome while you live in Trudeau's new feminist state. At least it's 2016!
>>250378
>not into fashion
>American.
Hah, get rekt.
>>250721
I fit this as well, mostly at least. Hair is removable of course.
>>250373
This one I fit the most with, though I've never made out so that's kind of subjective and my hair only really gets down to the nape of my neck in the back.
I guess I should do mine now.
>I'd like some shorter than me(6'1")(Bet you didn't expect that.)
>Girlish or tomboyish features
>Someone loving
>Someone who wants a long-lasting relationship.
No.257184
tbh mine changes so much if they are Dom/top or sub/bottom. I'm fine with either, or neither if we are both similar. Anyways
Dom
>No more than 3 years older than me (18)
>Same height or taller than me (5ft11)
>Super hygenic + organized
>Generally fit, more so than me, sporty, will help motivate me
>Is equal to me if not more adept socially. Can rely on them, they are generally more outgoing + successful than me, but we are generally equals outside of bedroom.
>Has stuff going on with their lives, social.
>Also willing to play vidya, stay at home a lot, etc.
>Not into some obsessive anime/vidya/whatever shit.
>Dick bigger than me (6-6.5in)
>/leftypol/ or non SJW lefty/SocDem/green who is smart politically but doesn't care enough or doesn't want to talk politics.
>laidback
>can enjoy some of the same types of humor
>into traveling a lot
>not obsessed w SJW/gay scene
>dominant in bedroom, into some bullying, general Dom stuff. Isn't looking to bottom.
>Can be super gay whatever as long as they aren't making an attempt to be.
>Not a ton of edgy PDA
>Is o.k with being closed off from other people socially if it's healthy and not gross.
>Any race if they are cute tbh fam
>Dresses clean, normie to good.
>Professional
>Masc looking
Same if they are sub p much but
>My age or within 3 yrs younger. I'm 18 now tho so obv they would be my age or 17, when I get a lil older tho that's generally it.
>Super hygenic
>Sporty enough but lazy.
>Stays fit enough.
>My height or shorter.
>Weebish but not obsessive. Can be a normie if they want with no problems.
>Super hygenic in general and esp. in the bedroom.
>Cute ass
>Same-ish or smaller dick than me
>Likes staying up with themselves, staying hairless, whatever.
>Introvert
>Innocent like
>Independent enough from me but still a lil insecure for fun
>Lightskin black, maybe Asian, most likely white or white latino. Idk
If they are switch/vers than a mix of things. I probs could compromise on any of them though. I'm from US and (I am p sure) v cute if not a lil masc for cute boys (even tho I'm like completely hairless and don't even need to shave). I feel like I'm too normie for cuteboys and have a bit too many varied interests for like your normal twink. I don't even use chans besides cuteboyz and leftypol. I'm so confused how people actually look irl on here. Or if everyone on chans are mainly catfisges.
Also about me
>5ft 11
>Short light brown hair.
>Attractive enough cuteboy.
>Fem but def still boy.
>18
>White
>Uni next year in East Coast USA
>Not that into chans. Likes vidya.
No.257229
He would need to be taller and bigger than me. Has to have a rough look, stubble/facial hair. Also he can't be a faggot. I'd be fine with some narcissistic asshole as long as he isn't an obnoxious faggot fuck.
I don't really care what he does with his life. Just as long as he isn't some liberal retard and is strong and good looking I don't give a shit. He would also need to be okay with being with me being a nutjob shut-in. And I'm no femboy either, so he can't be into that pussy gay shit.
No.257232
>>257184
>East Coast
>Fem but def still a boy
I may be your candidate, how do we get in touch?
No.257271
>>257232
Uhm I don't really know. what do you have to contact, i'll accomodate
No.257312
No.257530
>>250405
A Pajeet is the reason I'm browsing this board right now. (he wasn't born there, but still)
Don't knock 'em yet.
No.257548
>>257530
did he smell of curry?
most of em do & I hate it
No.257916