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 No.251015

>be gay

>find anal penetration disgusting

I can't be the only one. Why are so many people on this board (and homosexuals in general) so fixated on the anus? It is literally just a hole that shit comes out of. Do I even stand a chance of finding a bf when most of the faggots I encounter are totally dick-in-pooper-centric?

General thread for non-anal faggots?

 No.251016

>tfw got dicked in the butt twice yesterday and i came buckets

Keep living that pleb life lad ;^)


 No.251025

Ever since my wife (who introduced me to 8ch and, as such, has no problem with my cuteboy lust) ventured southward back in 09, I've enjoyed the occasional prostate tickle. It likes being tickled and the nerve-endings in and around the anus also enjoy the attention.

>tfw no cuteboy to lick my ass and fulfill the two fantasies my wife can't.


 No.251028

>>251015

I'd be fine with having a boyfriend who only wants to suck cock.

I like anal, but sometimes it's a pain.


 No.251031

>>251025

>fulfill the two fantasies my wife can't.

Anything that requires a dick can be substituted with a strap-on. You can even get crazy ones these days that go up into the lady's vagoo (i.e. it's not just tied on her pelvis) which is as close as it gets to gaynal if you want to bottom.


 No.251035

>>251015

So basically you want to have a relationship with someone without ever having sex with him? Not happening man.


 No.251036

>>251035

speak for yerself


 No.251041

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>Why are so many people on this board (and homosexuals in general) so fixated on the penis? It is literally just a lump of meat that piss and cum shoot out of.

>Why are so many people in the world (and heterosexuals in general) so fixated on the vagina? It is literally just a hole that blood and babies come out of.

>Why are so many people on the internet (and weebs in general) so fixated on memes? They are literally just dumb in-jokes that people run into the ground.

>Why are so many NEETs (and nerds in general) so fixated on videogames? It is literally just flashing lights on a screen controlled with button presses.

>Why are so many people IRL (and jocks in general) so fixated on sports? It is literally just people moving themselves or objects to certain places competitively.

Just because you don't like it doesn't make it a bad thing. Simplifying it doesn't dismiss it as terrible. Fap to different types of porn with anal focus and you'll probably find a niche you like, and if you still don't like it stop acting like you're the only sane fag and find someone else who hates it.


 No.251043

>>251041

>asking a question about why people like something is dismissing it

That's not what I was going for. If other people like it, I have no problem with that. I just don't get the appeal.

>Fap to different types of porn with anal focus

I already said that I'm repulsed by it, so why would I do that?

>find someone else who hates it

Why do you think I made this thread?


 No.251044

After an enema last night I still got a big surprise dollop of poop on the end of my dildo. I like anal, but it just doesn't work.


 No.251057

>>251025

> wife introduced him to 8ch

more fantasy story season on cuteboys

""wife""


 No.251059

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>>251035

because obviously sex is limited to anal

>oral is not a thing

> x-jobs aren't either

> there aren't other forms of penetration

amiright?


 No.251061

I'd be happy with a cuteboy that just sucked me off and let me fuck their thighs.


 No.251070

Ass to mouth is too gross for me. If I feel like sucking my dildo I even have to give it a really deep clean.


 No.251071

>>251031

Yeah we were talking about that actually. Pity our money situation is what it is. The two fantasies were her licking my ass and my sucking a cuteboy dick.

Given how good our relationship is otherwise, I can't complain too much. Some days I just crave that naughty feeling more than others.

>>251057

I don't lie. Ever. Believe what you want.


 No.251084

>>251015

If you sucked my dick and didn't complain too much I'd consider it.


 No.251089

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Go find a woman, faggot. You can fuck their vaginas, giving the fact that you dont like butt play.


 No.251093

I have issues with my butt, I bleed really easily because of these issues, but I'm a virgin and can barely fit a finger inside. It's not a lot of blood or anything, but I've been afraid to date or anything because I figure people would think I was gross if I bled on them. I don't find it disgusting, I'm just afraid others will.


 No.251098

>>251093

>people would think I was gross if I bled on them

that be kinda cool tbqhwyf


 No.251145

>>251061

Same nigga.

I just don't get it. I chose boys because I don't want a hole.


 No.251150

>>251015

>Why are so many people on this board (and homosexuals in general) so fixated on the anus?

Because it's the only way to have anything resembling actual sex when it's two guys? How the fuck is this even a question?


 No.251205

Personally, I think that if I ever found a BF, anal would be the minority of sexual encounters. Like weekly. It's so much work just to play with your butt and I'd probably just suck his dick or rub our dicks together or just let him fuck my ass crack lubed up. I'd get creative, but you really can't have heat-of-the-moment anal.


 No.251219

>>251061

>let me fuck their thighs

I-I'd like that a lot…

Already have a boyfriend, though!


 No.251253

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>>251150

How the fuck can you be this incoherent?

At least pay respects to your ancestors who did it between the thighs for hundreds upon hundreds of years because they were no fags and had respect.

What do you think Plato would say about this? He would be ashamed of you. Plato was literally rolling in boypussy, he was a literal boypussy magnet thanks to his smarts. And do you think he acted on it? NO!

You will never know the greatness of the intellect.


 No.251298

>>251253

>incoherent

I'd ask if English was your first language, but judging by your flag, I can tell it isn't.


 No.251309

>>251298

am I missing something here?

I didn't see or read a single argument.

Must have been the wind.

**as for the minor issue you raised.

incoherent. lacking coherence.

isn't that a word? wtf? someone clarify this**


 No.251315

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>>251298

I'm going to call bullshit on this.

1) You can't tell shit by the flag alone, because… you know, the UK is part of Europe… or you know, the UK as in the country that gave yours its language and most of its post-colonial culture.

2) BULLSHIT.

Incoherent is a word. Wtf are you even rambling about. You got me doubting a language I know better than you.

Some redneck trying to teach about the correct usage of the English language. muh feelz

Incoherent in 7 definitions you're not :

1.

without logical or meaningful connection; disjointed; rambling:

an incoherent sentence.

2.

characterized by such thought or language, as a person:

incoherent with rage.

3.

not coherent or cohering:

an incoherent mixture.

4.

lacking physical cohesion; loose:

incoherent dust.

5.

lacking unity or harmony of elements:

an incoherent public.

6.

lacking congruity of parts; uncoordinated.

7.

different or incompatible by nature, as things.


 No.251325

>>251059

>no other forms of penetration

anal is just the best kind

Before actually receiving from a living breathing guy, I thought that anal just wasn't for me because of how unsatisfying dildos were. If anyone is discounting anal without actually trying it with a patient partner who has a warm, pulsing penis under his control, stay open to the possibility.


 No.251330

>>251309

Now you're the one getting incoherent, fam.


 No.251331

>>251315

You might be losing your mind, anon.


 No.251335

>>251044

Did you do the enema, sleep, then do stuff w/your dildo? Or am I confused.

>>251093

What were the conditions you bled under? Does it just bleed but not hurt? You probably can prevent it.

Also can someone explain thigh fucking?


 No.251428

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>>251335

like…uh…they close their legs tight and you stick it in their thigh gap. All I have is a straight version


 No.251436

>>251015

It can be very pleasant if everything is clean

But not ever guy has to have anal

Blowjobs and cuddles would be enough for me


 No.251747

>>251335

>What were the conditions you bled under? Does it just bleed but not hurt? You probably can prevent it.

I had an internal cut after years of IBS. No, it will not heal. It doesn't hurt either. It bleed a really tiny amount, but I'm so self conscious and afraid of someone being offended.


 No.251756

My hubby doesn't like being fucked, which used to be frusting but I'm ok with it now. Lots of blowjobs instead :3 and occasionally fucking other guys.


 No.251828

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>not being in a purely romantic relationship devoid of the entrapment's of the flesh


 No.251835

>>251756

>and occasionally fucking other guys.

end urself


 No.251836

>>251828

That's called a friendship.


 No.251838

>>251836

It's called love, what you degenerates think is love is just lust.


 No.251841

>>251015

I know this feeling. I tried doing butt stuff, but just it felt gross. Not wrong and it did feel good, but it was outweighed by the gross. Finding someone who could go without sex is like a miracle I search for OP. Though I doubt that is what you mean.


 No.251844

>>251838

Love leads to sex. No one but retarded teenage girls think it's the other way around like you seem to wan to believe.

no sex= no love


 No.251868

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>>go on hiking trip with bf

>>haven't fucked for days because travelling/other people so no intimacy

>>stay the night at some tiny cabins at the mountains

>>bf wants to stick it in pooper the moment we are alone

>>both sweaty, dirty, I tell him I'm too gross

>>he still gives me a dirty, funky plowing, bareback

>> so gross yet so damn lewd

Good think I didn't poop on his dick


 No.251905

>>251868

Your bf is a trooper, dirty sex seems so hot but also so risky.


 No.251909

I haven't been fugged in the butt by a a person yet, but it would be nice to give someone that pleasure. Anal with my dildo doesn't interest e at all though because I can't cum from it.


 No.251911

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>>251298

>american education


 No.252150

>>251835

but spitroasting guys with my hubby is fun :c


 No.252197

>>251089

schindler's list?

Is choosing to fuck a hairy man's gaping ass approved of by the nazi regime?


 No.252266

>>251025

>wife who introduced me to 8ch

Ask her did she ever use /cgl/ back on cuckchan, if yes divorce her.


 No.252281

>>252266

She was a lurker on cuckchan. Wallpapers board and the various porn boards.


 No.252388

>>251298

Guaranteed replies




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