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What weird shit do you want? Anonymous 02/08/19 (Fri) 23:00:20 No.401760

>no musty facesititng bf

Anonymous 02/10/19 (Sun) 00:14:38 No.401839

>>401760

I got a huge fetish for cuteboys in pantyhose, and facesitting ;)

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 01:42:27 No.401938

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>>401760

That's not weird. I want to sit on someone's face and have them eagerly sniff at my ass.

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 01:49:44 No.401940

>>401938

For the love of Talos please tell me you live in Florida

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 02:49:05 No.401942

>>401938

TEXAS

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 12:54:16 No.401964

>>401940

Where in florida do you live anon?

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 13:58:11 No.401965

>>401964

Central Florida. Like an hour or two away from Orlando

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 19:47:48 No.401974

Cute blue eyeed underage trap gf (male), though i don't think it's that weird.

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 22:00:40 No.401980

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>>401974

>underage

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 23:11:22 No.401983

>>401965

Sheeeit. I live in Sebastian, which is about 30 minutes to an hour south of Orlando.

Im an ass man. Like it if the ass is smooth as possible. Its ok if it has some fuzz. Make sure the anus is clean clean. Dont mind a little foot scent.

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 23:20:09 No.401984

>>401983

I try to keep it clean but I got that weird dark color because I don't have the time or money to bleach my butthole. I'd prefer to be the one who's face is getting sat on tbh rather than sitting on someone's face. I think I have an ok butt though. Unfortunately not very feminine :C

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 23:30:49 No.401987

One fantasy of mine is a muscley-curvy yaoi bishonen with thick pecs where I can suck off of the nipples and eat his ass out.

And I can lick the sweat off his painted toes.

Another fantasy of mine is to be cuddled up with some horny pudgy shota motorboating their belly.

Yet another fantasy is to have a yaoi cuntboy lay on his belly while I with a long serpentine tongue tickle his uterus.

Last but not least, I imagine myself as some bishonen hermaphrodite getting dicked so hard I cum buckets and pass out from exhaustion. Then I wake up, the moment my feet land on the floor and take a step to the bathroom, my legs give way. My partner hears me fall and chuckles, picks me up and princess- carries me outside to our private bathpool in the garden.

Anonymous 02/11/19 (Mon) 23:36:30 No.401988

>>401984

Use body wash. I wash my asshole three to five times in one shower. Also, use laxative (epsom salt) with hot tea to clean out your colon fully.

Its ok if youre not feminine. God designed men to as masculine as genetics dictate and women as feminine as genetics will dictate. If anything, he couldve made us androgynous hermaphrodites with manly strength and womanly curves but whatever.

Just have a nice round butt.

Anonymous 02/12/19 (Tue) 14:09:45 No.402013

>>401988

I'll work on that. I'm also trying to do excersize to get a nicer butt. Squats and whatnot. Maybe one day I can get it to a quality that can please you ♡