No.92790
I feel like there should be a general questions thread for people since alot of browsers are new to /cuteboys/ and our ways. Similar to the general question thread on /g/
I'd start off with a question on where is the best place to get cheap string vibrators (preferably under $10)
No.92796
>cheap string vibrators
Care to elaborate? I think I might know what you're talking about but by a different name
No.92840
>>92796basically the stuff you see in doujinshi alot, just the small little electric vibrators that have a decent length string to activate
No.92842
>>92840Ah, bluet vibrators
No.92989
w-where do you guys buy your dildos? please have subtle packaging.
No.92992
>>92989from the dildo store in my town. If you don't want to do that for some reason Amazon ships it subtly enough.
No.92995
>>92992I'm not american and amazon only ships some stuff over…
No.93001
>>92995Easy. If there's a dildo shop in town then ask for discreet packaging, if they are shitheads and don't have packaging, just go to another store, buy something, then use that packaging to bring home the dildo.
If you lack a dildo emporium, then gift ship to yourself ship from amazon. If you can't do that, then… use a hairbrush?
No.93002
Australia here, so those locally would be a great help. Don't like paying $20+ for postage…
I've been looking around for an enema/douche since I don't have a retractable showerhead. Just wanna stay clean, preferably for use in the shower. and it's so hot
Willing to pay heavy money if I can get my hands on one. They're deceptively hard to find, and I'd like to assure that it is plain packaged.
Alternatively, suggestions for homemade ones are appreciated. Thanks in advance.
No.93075
>>93002>$1 store>turkey baster>waterYou know what to do
No.93197
>>93075That never crossed my mind…
No.93390
>>93197Water bottle works fine aswell, the lack of pressure means you have to lie down tho…
No.94136
>>92842could you give a link? all I've found are actual vibrator dildos and whatnot
No.94164
>>93075cold warm or hot wzter?
No.94165
>>94164r u havin a giggle?
warm you idiot
No.94481
No.94525
i have question, just started taking pueraria mirifica about a week ago, already have a vegie low test diet from what i can tell. I've also been lifting weights wid my legs and butt, so a lot of squats and going for runs in hopes of gaining a decent figure. basicly i wonna know if any of this is a gd idea, not sure if its working and/or even if its possible to get a more femanine figure if u just have a man build? any advice?
No.94528
>>94481>No remoteC'mon BD, you could have had the complete exhibitionist market in your fingertips.
No.95511
So here's one.
>put anything up my ass, lube, all the normal stuff
>hurts like hell, but supposedly that's normal, but there's more
>dick stays hard but all the good, stimulating feeling goes away
>sharp pain slowly builds up in the tip of my cock
I haven't found answers for this anywhere.
I don't want to be a vers, but I don't think i'm ever going to get laid as a top, so I need to make a compromise, but first I need to figure this out,
or at least find out how to get over it.
No.95515
>>95511>>hurts like hell, but supposedly that's normal, but there's moreTHAT IS NOT NORMAL No.95908
No.95927
guys how do I have sex like they do in my doujins
real sex is really lame
No.95929
>>95927Have you tried being a turboslut?
No.95930
Guys… how do I stop having so much shit in my ass. I try to eat as healthy as I can with my not so much money, I eat boiled eggs, apples, some chicken meat, nuts and peanuts, sometimes to potatoes or rice, beans, or sometimes the occasional threat such as chocolate or biscuits.
Let me first say that I never ever used a dildo before, but I have always wanted to use one. The thing is, that I insert my finger in my ass, even if I did shit a few hours ago, and I either hit a dead end on some hard shit from just a few centimeters, or I pull my finger full of shit. I cannot understand this, it happened for years. Is it because I never fully penetrated myself and only used a finger?
Do I really really have to do an enema? I would just hate to get through all that hassle every time I want to masturbate… also, I usually shit once a day, no more. At worst, maybe I shit once in two days.
No.95933
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>>95929I have, i'm even organizing an orgy now, nothing seems to work
No.95935
>>95930why's an enema a hassle? just get a giant syringe and stick it in your butt
No.95937
No.95938
>>95937Not him, but I'm actually thinking of resorting to this.
I can't seem to orgasm at all.
No.95939
>>95935> just get a giant syringe and stick it in your buttuhh… that sounds like a hassle, you need to stick it in your butt, go to the bathroom to clean your ass again, clean the syringe etc. It's like cleaning those fuck toys, such a hassle that I don't bother with them.
Plus, I don't know, it feels unnatural as fuck to insert liquid into my ass frequently and it probably disrupts your internal region, especially if you do it dozens of times. Do I really have to do an enema? Is this the only way?
No.95945
>>95938Nothing wrong with experimenting.
No.95949
>>95938Yeah! What's the kind of drugs they use in anime to mindbreak traps into sex slaves?
No.95951
>>95939Normally there shouldn't be anything in your lower ass region if you don't feel the need to crap. Depends how far up you go, I suppose. Maybe you need to time your crapping to your buttplaying. You could always try and shit the natural way. Apart from that though, there's no easy way to get your shit down. There's laxatives, but they're dangerous to use regularly, used too much and your natural ass-rhythms stop, and you're left unable to crap without them, and all sorts of bowel problems
(bulimic mother, that's how I know).Regular enema use has the same danger. I suppose really you need to get in touch with your inner self. Meaning your bowels. Or you could just put up with getting crap on your toys. There's no ingenious alternative here.
No.95953
>>95939anal masturbation is a way bigger hassle, with all the lube and everything.
Just put water inside before you brush your teeth/ shave, poop it out and shower. if you're just concerned about blockage a bit of water is enough
No.95954
>>95511As far as it goes, most of the slutty guys seem to be bottom anyway. There's a bit of a top shortage. I dunno what you think makes one "type" of person a top vs bottom.
There's probably some practice or method or something you could do. But if you don't feel like it, why bother? Stick with what you like.
No.95957
>>95949I dunno, but presumably they only work in anime. If there was a drug that made people into sex-slaves, the world would be a fair bit different.
No.95958
>>95949>What's the kind of drugs they use in anime to mindbreak traps into sex slaves?Coke, molly, ketamine
No.95962
>>95958Yeah but not really though. On ketamine you're lucky if you can stand up without collapsing, never mind sex-slave. MDMA and particularly coke
might make someone more inclined to wanna fuck, but it doesn't mean they'll fuck
you.
To get people into the mood, there's one drug that's been used forever, and that's alcohol.
No.95964
>>95962No you're supposed to take all of those and be the turboslut
No.95967
>>95964OH! People want drugs to turn themselves into a turboslut? People NEED drugs to turn themselves into a turboslut?
Just one drug you need, and it's vitamin COCK.
No.95968
>>95967Or booze. You don't wanna
know what I've almost gone home with when I'm really wasted. Doesn't happen often tho.
No.95969
>>95968I'm not asking for something that'll make me have sex with anyone though, I'm already like that. Is there anything that increases the stimulation?
No.95974
>>95969The stuff previously listed does a good job
No.95977
>>95969oh has anyone tried poppers?
No.95994
>>95977Yeah. They're alright. Kind of fun but nothing extraordinary.
No.96000
>>95994>>95977It really all depends on the person, drugs effect everyone differently
No.96117
>>93197Not recommended.
Turkey baster works fine I mean, but please use saline.
Shit's cheap as hell and slightly safer for your anuses sake.
Tap water may cause infections. That's bad stuff.
No.96163
>>94528$15 is still pretty good considering they literally fuck you out of all your money with their other products.
No.96164
>>95938>>95949weed, seriously. Fap/have sex on weed and your mind will be blown
No.96190
>>95938>>95933You guys tried taking a long break from fap/sex, overdosing on Vitamin E, and then doing something particularly exciting, like a rollercoaster/shooting/heavy workouts?
Perhaps it's just my personal tastes I suppose, but it might work for you.
Drugs can be handy a lil bit but they also can make for some dependency issues….
No.96191
>>96190Oh right, and down some chocolate and/or some icecream.
No.96602
How much does it smell like shit in the room or your dick when you are having anal sex? Isn't there really a smell of shit when having anal? I've never done it before, so I'm curious how others cope with it.
No.96809
>>96602i wouldn't know personally but i assume not unless you're literally shitting. when you have anal the other person is generally fairly clean up there, and even if not people dont walk around smelling like shit constantly.
No.96822
What other things are there to shaving (something like Nair) product names would help a lot. Thanks :)
No.96924
How do I increase the sensitivity of my nipples?
No.96925
>>96924you could
have someone suck on them No.96929
>>96924>>96925You could have me suck on them
No.97444
>>95511S-so far people have only addressed the first two lines. The second two lines are what I really need help with
No.97445
>>97444MAYBE THE ASS PAIN THAT SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IS CAUSING IT
No.97712
Not sure if this is the place to ask, but I'm mtf trans and sick and fucking tired of the medical system here. What resources should I be using to make sure I get the right types and dosage of estrogen? What should I look out for?
No.97786
I bought some saw palmetto and soy lecithin. Does this shit actually work?
No.97787
>>97445Well what do i do? What is the problem? You're not helping by just repeating the problem.
No.97831
>>95511My ass hole burns as well whenever a forien object goes in it sucks.
>>96924My nipples aren't that sensitive but yesterday I tried the idea of putting clothe spins on them because I'm kinky like that and I found that afterwards they where really sensitive. They are still sensitive now but for me that sensitivity is mostly just ticklish.
No.97901
>>97831NOT THE POINT.
SENSUAL NUMBNESS.
SHARP.
PAIN.
IN PENIS.
WHY?
No.98024
>>97901I don't know if it concerns you that much see your fucking doctor >_>
No.102486
Got a question:
Despite me being a skeleton my nipples look like pic related. Is this normal?
I used to like to play with my nipples since I was really young, like <7. My mom always jokingly told me to not do it but never really said why when I asked. I still do it pretty often nowadays.
No.102487
>>102486It is abnormal, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Like having heterochromia.
No.102490
>>102486i like them like that
No.102491
>>102486You got gyno bro.
No.102499
>>102491I suspected that. Just wanted a second opinion. If it's nothing to worry about then I suppose i'll just keep it this way.
No.102502
>>93002This is what I use.
Wash the mustard out first. Or don't, if you're hardcore.
And for those of you skittish about getting a dildo, a lint roller is handier than a hair brush handle, as you're not gripping the… bristles? teeth? The brushy part.
No.102515
>>102499I have it too.
Now I never played with my nipples but one good thing about coming to terms with wanting to be a feminine faggot is that it no longer bothers me
No.104146
whats the most time efficient way of cleaning my arsehole? last time time i tried i spent 2 hours in the bathroom and came out with a sore arse.
>>92790
>/g/
>not /tech/
cuck pls
>>96924
lips and tongue
No.104158
>>96924
Play with them. Rub them a bit and don't wear a shirt. Once they stick out all the way spend some time flicking and pinching them.
Wear something tight over them. Go to bed with a wrap or a bra that keeps them covered. The longer you keep it on the better.
No.104160
>>102486
I'm >>104158
Not gonna lie, I'm kinda jelly. Those look fun
No.104178
>>104160
It's kind of fun to rub them when you have a hand free or something. But it's also a bit embarrassing when you get to be topless, like at the beach, and people mocking you, even jokingly, is a bit… upsetting.
No.113106
This is a really stupid question, but…
If I'm going to be femboying and crossdressing, what the hell do I wear on my chest for lingerie? I mean, panties, yes, stockings, yes, but what about above that? Anything with bra cups just looks kind of lame on a flat boy chest, and my chest isn't so wonderful that I don't think it would look better with something sexy over my nipples.
Do they make, like, flat bras or something?
No.113120
>>113106
post pics so we can advise you
No.113142
>>113106
some people tape their nipples with little crosses. get stretchy stuff like electrical tape so you won't chafe.
some people leave their nipples open because, you know, that way the top can lick your DFC.
No.114357
I want a cuteboy to dominate me. How would I ever go about proposing that idea if I find one?
No.114358
>>114357
The same way you'd propose the idea to anyone else. Secretly not all cuteboys bottom 24/7.
No.114388
No.114392
On occasion I jerk off to gay stuff. Usually cute twinks and traps. I especially like videos of cute twinks getting breeded by a group of men, but it's so hard to find one in the way I like it. I like when the twink is on all fours and the guys all just take turns in his ass one after the other but all the videos of this sort of thing are mostly typical gangbang stuff where they all crowd round him all at once. After I am done jerking off I experience two things. Shame. And disgust. I know it is immoral and that a man should not do or think of such things. I should be more than this. Once I am done jerking off I don't even find these things even slightly attractive anymore. I have lost count of the number of times I've downloaded some torrents of gay or tranny porn and then deleted it a few days later after deciding I no longer needed it.
Why do I jerk off to things I obviously don't like except for when I am overcome with lust?
No.114399
>>114392
not enough morality in your life mr hizzle
No.114404
>>114392
>once I am done jerking off I don't even find these things even slightly attractive
Unless you have another personality that only surfaces when you're horny, it sounds like you're just super in the closet and don't want to admit to yourself that you like dudes. Being horny does not make you gay. You are attracted to men 24/7 and you just aren't forced to confront it until you become aroused.
No.114410
>>114392
>>114404
There's a meme being passed around on tumblr calling it "highsexual" bi when you're high
No.114425
>>114410
yeah well fuck tumblr and their need to make up bullshit words.
No.114439
Where do you find most of your porn? It's so hard to find good twinky/femboy porn vids out there.
No.114442
>>114404
Is this your tough guy cop that you were talking about?
it's pretty cute
No.114529
>>114439
I don't know if you're into chastity/ orgasm denial, but I enjoyed the content on:
http://lockedndenied.tumblr.com/
and
http://boyj3.tumblr.com/
No.114749
I wanna skip epilation and just shave until i can afford lasor body hair removal
Thoughts?
No.114793
how do i get rid of this goddamned belly I hate it so much
No.114794
>>114793
wrong pic but i'll leave it that way
No.114848
>>114793
hop on your bicycle and go for a ride every day. cycle a few miles (as in, start at 4 and work your way up as your lungs get used to it), you might feel it at first but after a while youll just get used to it and you can increase your distance and pace. im not the fittest of guys, but when theres no traffic i can do 10 miles in 40 minutes, which combined with the resistance caused by the wind, burns somewhere between 600 to 1100 kcal / journey, and i live in a flat city.
only thing id suggest for it is getting used to cycling flat out with your arse well off the seat, and taking a bottle of water with you for when you get half way on longer journeys. also a good bike will make things easier for you, theyre a good investment.
No.114873
>>114793
Occasionally, a bird will end up in your house. This will often be just a terrifying for that bird as it will be for you, so remember, one of you must keep calm! If a bird enters your home, whether through an open window or through a crack in your siding, ceiling, or roof, try to corral your house pets into an area that can be blocked off from the bird. Cats love to chase things, and having a feline predator helping you will only make your trapped bird more frantic. Once pets are stashed away, close up any other rooms that you can, forcing the bird into one area of the home. Light is going to be your enemy now. Close off and cover any windows in the containment area except for one. This window should be opened as wide as possible. Turn off any lights so that the interior of the home is as dark as possible. With some time, the bird will fly toward the open window and back out into the wild. If significant time passes and the bird still hasn’t gone out the window, you can try to steer the bird using a large sheet. Hold the sheet in both hands with your arms raised. Herd the bird toward the window without touching it, just as a Border Collie steers cattle through a pasture. Do not hit the bird with a broom, towel, or any other object. Birds are very sensitive to pressure, and a hit that may seem gentle to you may seriously injure the bird. Birds are also very sensitive and can die from stressful situations. Take care to remain calm and patient when dealing with the bird in your house.
No.114875
>>114873
what the fuck man
No.143832
What's the best household object I can use to stimulate my prostate?
No.143847
No.143880
I have funnel chest (google it), what can I do about it? I hate taking my shirt off because of this. What do I do?
No.143989
>>143880
There's apparently certain surgeries for it. I am currently visiting a doctor about my own similar chest.
However I need to convince him that my breathing difficulties are bad enough that I would need the treatment and will be going for some further tests. No chance they would do it if I just said "pls fix my fugly chest".
No.144017
d-do any of you like girls… because i really really like cute boys….
No.144108
>>144017
GRILL?!
not sure if that answers your question, but i'd guess at least some do, i myself like both, but that's not the majority consensus here.
No.144111
>>144017
I'm probably a minority here but I really really don't like faghags.
does that answer your question?
No.144140
>>144045
>>144108
I was just curious! I've always been more interested in cuter boys so
>>144111
I wouldn't really call myself a faghag…
No.144147
How do I get rid of back/butt pimples and scars. I have a little of them and dont know how to get rid of them.
No.144404
>>144147
not sure if its called the same thing in the states, but Bio-Oil for the scars, and for the pimples i have no idea i'm suffering from the same problem
No.144424
What are some good things to stick up my butt if I've never done it before?
No.144428
>>144424
Just try a finger? Lube it up and go slow. Be safe and use something with a flared tip so it doesn't get sucked up into your pooper.
No.152938
>>102502
How do you not get shit all in that hole?
No.152940
How long does it take for an enema to remove the all of the poop?
No.154366
>>152940
I was trying to play with myself the other day, and I started out, I did about 10-15 minutes with maybe a half liter of water each time, but even after four times it wasn't coming out clean, am I doing something wrong? Should I use more water? Hold it longer? It shouldn't have to take more than 2 hours to do an enema properly? I just want to be able to play with my bad dragon without being dirty…
No.154369
>>154366
probably diet problem
No.160712
there's a simple formula to losing weight eat less and move more. instead of eating junk learn to cook you'll save money and you can control whats in it. get a calorie counter on you're phone and use it religiously (mine was free) aim for under 2000 calories. through this method I've lost 18 pounds of fat because i didn't want to be fat and get diabetes. i'm still working on my belly but i'm close a few more months and I'll be there. feels good
No.161371
I've been looking for a guy who made some videos on Xhampster. He had a Tumblr, but he stopped posting for a while and came back with him explaining he'd been gone for a while, and was in a bad relationship, but then he deleted his tumblr.
I think he had 2-3 videos on Xhampster, one was him cumming into his panties, the other was him fucking a fleshlight, and the third involved panties as well if I recall.
Can anybody remember who he was?
No.161376
>>161371
Also I think this is him.
No.161377
No.161380
No.161382
No.161383
>>161382
The guy I'm referring to went through the same stuff so I just figured :P
No.161469
I seriously need some shaving tips, prepare for lengthy greentext.
>Be me, have a long weekend for once
>Decide to shave
>Decide to go all in and shave everything even though it never ends well
>Sit with two safety razors, tub of shaving creme, and a razor cleaner.
>Fast forward four hours
>Patchy in impossible-to-reach places, but otherwise great
>feelsgoodman.jpg
…
>Wake up today
>OH GOD EVERYTHING ITCHES
>Stubble. Stubble everywhere.
>TFW work trousers feel like sandpaper
>Get home
>Legs are red and sore, groin is bumpy and raised like I've got fucking hives or ezcema.
>Exfoliate and moisturise like a motherfucker
Currently sat in soft, old cotton boxers with gauze around my legs so the duvet doesn't rub them raw. How the fuck do you do it, shaving bros? inb4 "use veet faggot": risking chemical burns to my skin is kinda a last resort, I do not need more leg scars.
No.161483
>>161469
Here's a tip, after you shave go pants less and allow as much airflow as you're able.
No.161612
>>161469
Before shaving go to shower and exfoliate really good
Use a loofah or something to make your dried dead skin come off
That way when your hair regrows it wont become ingrown
No.161781
>>161371
>>161376
Does anybody know?
No.161789
>>154366
Provided you have a free-ish schedule and good bowel control, it's easy enough. Personal routine:
>Wait until regular pooping time, have a movement.
>Make sure you're all done, even if you're sat with a book.
>Wipe thoroughly, then spend an hour(ish) doing non-butt stuff.
>Get your douching gear or sort the shower head, and lube/finger as necessary.
>Start filling and pay attention to your insides. Don't overdo it.
>Hold it for a few (to a dozen) seconds, then push out on the toilet. Rinse and repeat until clear water is coming out.
Honestly, this should be enough cause you're getting rid of matter, then rinsing for settled debris. Also:
>You don't need to fill your guts until you're almost gargling unless you're getting a) a colonscopy b) elbow-deep fisted. Filling well into the intestine means you'll be pushing for a while before it comes back out (and, if it goes deep enough, it'll probably bring even more poop with it).
>Holding water is for fad enemas when you want it absorbed. Don't hold it for too long, cause your butt will probably absorb it then leak it when you've got dildo pressure up in there.
No.162080
Any tips on waxing your ass?
No.162307
>>162080
ive been using electric clippers. i use it once every three or four days. at first it hurts and shit, but after two weeks it just doesnt grow back as much. waxing is annoying and painful.
electric clippers all the way
No.162384
>>114392
Because you're a faggot.
No.171110
>>161469
I've had the best results drawing a bath and just soaking in it for like 15-20 minutes before I start shaving. That and, make sure you do Short strokes With the grain until you're able to shave without your skin freaking out.
No.171128
>>92992
(if they ship to where ever you are) Try Adam & Eve, they're pretty discreet though I'm not too sure if it's US only or not.
No.171469
How to enjoy anal masturbation?
No.171473
>>171469
>Enjoy having stuff up your butt
>Put stuff up your butt
I don't really know beyond that.
Just keep doing it until it's fun.
No.171930
Any way to grow your hair out w/o looking like an autistic 12 year old?
also do we have a kik group or something? im looking to meet someone to play vidya with and fall asleep in their arms :3
No.171950
>>92790
en-nls sell "Rich Rotors" for $2 each, postage isnt cheap but you can stock up. Be careful with them they break pretty easy
I also was dumb enough to shove one up and let it slip in deep when i didnt clean out properly so i had to just throw it out
No.171986
>>171469
Use lube.
Use dildoes long enough to hit your prostate
also, use dildoes, don't use candles or other household shit, they're not made for that.
I use toys that are actually designed for such purpose.
No.171992
>>171469
get a nice clean shaved ass, get an erection, then see how many fingers you can fit in your ass.
No.172078
>>161376
if thats him thats michelletrap from 4chan back in the day
No.172091
>>96164
If you think having sex on weed is mindblowing, try acid.
No.172184
is there a way to change my face to be more feminine but without having my boobs grow?
No.172188
What makes somebody cute to you?
Like, any specific features?
No.172222
>>144017
mebbe, that depends what kind of girl you are…are you one that wants to put a strap-on on and have fun that way? >.<
No.172291
>>172222
>mebbe
> that entire post
Why do you do this anon? Why!?
How much would any of you pay a man (slimmed down) to do butt/BDSM stuff on cam? Would you tip him?
I can't work and need money.
No.172294
>>172184
Different haircuts, styling the eyebrows, curling the eyelashes, waxing instead of shaving facial hair and then after all that you can try makeup if you're not satisfied with the results.
No.172334
Are any cute guys here into black guys? I don't believe many are, I want to know if there's hope for someone like myself.
No.173580
Not sure if I should post here.
But my bfs birthday is coming up and I want to dress up for him.
Does anyone know where to find good cat ears and cat socks?
No.174179
>>172078
Thanks anon, do you know where I can find all his stuff seeing as he seemed to have most of it removed?
No.187188
>>173580
Amazon might be a good place to look, as might local costume stores
No.187978
>>114873
Oi mate what the fuck.
No.192172
>>187978
Its either a funny joke or someone replayed after seeing the image and only read the first 8 words of his post
No.192201
>>173580
These idiots are idiots
https://kittensplaypen.net
If you want specificity, try this out
http://www.kittensplaypen.net/sets/116-teal-cat-set-.html
It's a costy place but holy fuck is it good quality. Everything is handmade and customisable. It's great.
No.192290
I have a question
> want to try ass play
> poop always gets on finger/sharpie
How2prevent this?
No.192417
>>95511
>stimulating prostate
>blood still in your cock
>stimulation in the area dissapears
>slow onset pain in your glans
maybe your blood stops actualling flowing in your cock or something, and your nerves are just starved of blood
No.192426
/cb/ I've just bought my first toy and it arrived in the mail this morning.
It hurts so much to use and I can't manage to fit it very deep. (Inch or two max). I'm trying to use a flood of lube but it doesn't help.
Any tips?
No.192430
>>192426
Stay calm and relax. Don't worry about going fast or whatever the first time.
Might want to try with fingers first, or a sharpie if that's too eww for you. Also I can't say this enough, but relax - if your nervous your whole body tenses up, and that's what hurts.
No.192457
Where is a good site to buy myself a sailor uniform?
I want to be the qt anime girl but problem is I dunno where to start and I don't want to end up ordering a shit quality uniform.
No.192739
Okay this is more of a confession than a question but I can't live with how terrible I feel, So many guys think I am a girl even when I am not dressed up so when I do dress up I pass very well I hear but thats not the point I have used my passing to get tons of boyfriends, but the thing is I am not gay ;-; so I dont know I feel terrible for doing it ;-;
No.193662
just out of curiosity,
is it a somewhat common for someone to want to take a cuteboy and turn him into a slave wife
No.193748
how do I even start to be lewd with someone
like I dont even know where to begin when im alone with them
No.193752
No.193753
No.193810
>>192290
enema.
its 2015 how do people still not know this?
No.194262
How do I take care of my skin? I know I should be exfoliating occasionally and moisturizing. Is there anything else I should be doing? What are some good moisturizers?
No.194277
Ok guys. Please help me. I need a business plan.
>be 20
>want to study
>want to actually make money instead of denbts
I'm a gamer and want to afford consoles, pc, iphone etc., but since I also really really want to study that's a problem. So I thought about fucking old men for their money. What's the best way to fuck as many needy old rich men as possible in the least amount of time to make the most money? I heard you can easily get pretty fucking wealthy within a year being a slut. Am just confused where to start. Where are the grandpas at?
No.194321
No.194356
I got off while fingering myself last night (not just from fingering, though, had to fap as well) and I shot a nice, big, runny load. Some of it was yellow, though, and I haven't shot yellow cum since I was a teenager. Does this normally happen if you cum while fingering yourself? I'm not alarmed or anything, just curious as to why that would happen after years of shooting out white.
No.194363
>>194360
Oh nice, so I probably managed to find my prostate. Last time I came before then was just two days before (though before that, I was going a week without cumming to charge up), so it was either me rubbing my prostate or the fact that I was fingering myself for a good hour or so.
No.194381
im reposting this from another board that is dead as heck since i know there are lots of mentally ill faggots as well.
how do i "know" if i am trans or not? how do i know im not just being a big baby? i hate pretty much everything about myself right now. my body, my voice, my attitude, my perspective, the way people expect me to act, the way people expect me to look, etc. i wear oversized shirts and tights to my classes and pretty much everywhere else i go but when i see girls walking past me wearing similar stuff, i just get extremely jealous and angry and depressed because i will never be them.
how am i supposed to know if all of these feelings actually make me trans, or if it just means im being a special snowflake baby?
im going to confess these feelings to a therapist for the first time ever on wednesday and i want to make sure i understand how im really feeling.
No.194400
>tfw no qt butt slut to service my cock and cuddle
Why live?
No.194413
>>152938
>tfw I just use an antibacterial wipe because god forbid someone catch me washing an ass juice covered dildo
>tfw I don't know how to make the poop go away so I just wipe it off the day after
No.194660
>>93002
Get one of those water things with the drinking hose people take hiking.
it holds like 2 or three liters and has decent length hose on it. usually the tip can unscrew and you might be able to find something that will screw onto the end like the tip from a hemorrhoid cream tube, or alternatively you could just cut all the sharp threads off so that the whole thing is smooth.
No.194661
>>93197
>>93075
>>96117
agreed. in most countries tap water is not intended for consumption, and even in the first world countries you can find parasites in the tap water.
In america in I think louisiana there were two cases where people were using neti post and they used unboiled tap water and got a brain eating parasite and it killed them.
if youre going to use tap water the very minimum you should do is boil it.
I recommend distilled water, maybe also boiled just to be sure its clean.
another thing to be aware of is all of the heavy metals in tap water, nasty stuff in there.
No.196593
I like dressing up for myself and occasionally other people. I've done so for two people now: a man and a woman.
The guy I'm talking with online suggested I try dressing up in women's sleepwear. As can be expected, women's sleepwear accentuates the breasts I don't have.
He wants a more down to earth look so I'm thinking frilly well cut blue panties and a blue tanktop. The tanktop is going to be an issue working out.
Any /cuteboy/ have experience with this sort of thing? Anyone wear feminine sleepwear?
No.196627
>>92790
Some answers to some questions I've seen:
Ass cleaning: use a plastic water bottle and squirt small amounts. Insert small plug or dildo, move about, remove. Rinse repeat until you can fuck yourself for a good 5min without problems. I guess people have been mentioning that you shouldn't use tap water, so use what you think you should. I've also had good results by just learning to keep my second sphincter closed and lubing up, no cleaning involved.
Nipples: make more sensitive by pinching with clips, also stimulate while masturbating. Consider only stimulating them in the middle of masturbating.
Body hair: get a massive double headed epillator and use it on everything, applying proper before/after skincare. Way faster/more effect than shaving at the end of the day.
>>194381
Hey anon, hope your appointment went well. I've had similar worries as you, but have had success in eliminating them by letting go of my laundry list of gender roles and characteristics. Instead, I just step into my gender 'as I am' rather than compare myself to it as an abstraction.
No.196633
What do you guys think about a cute femboy who can take on any role in bed (sub, dom, power bottom, w.e), but uses a strapon as his penetrative device and doesn't use his penis?
I get the feeling that most gay guys are after cock, even if it's beneath a fem role or girly clothes. Not wanting to use mine could be a major barrier to having a mutually fulfilling sex life, but I'm curious as to what the CB community thinks.
No.196635
>>196633
Why can't you just use your dick?
No.196650
>>196633
Do you have a problem with using your own dick or do you just think it's not as good as a strapon?
Personally, I think most strapons are way too big, but if you could find one small enough, I would say go for it.
No.196698
Is this hairstyle named "short straight alternative" or something else? I really wanna be a femboi with this hairstyle like this qt.
No.196736
i'm very new so yea this is gonna sound bad but…
what is a cuteboy?
is it like a trans?
or just effeminate?
like to dress and act like girls but don't want to be one?
do you like only other cuteboys or do you like men that like cuteboys?
not trying to sound ignorant just trying to understand what it's all about.
No.196737
>>196736
>what is a cuteboy?
Just a 'Cute' Boy
>is it like a trans?
Some cuteboys are trans, but not all, they are in the minority.
>or just effeminate?
its about 50/50, some like to dress fem, some don't
>like to dress and act like girls but don't want to be one?
Pretty spot on.
>do you like only other cuteboys or do you like men that like cuteboys?
It varies wildly person to person, i personally don't like non cuteboys, but thats because i have high standards.
Hope that helps anon ^^
No.196741
>>196635
>>196650
I've been way too into porn and vidya in the past and associate orgasm w/ unhealthy habits. I tend to want 'more, now' even after I've had it… not an apt analogy, but I feel it's like an alocholic who refuses to drink anything.
I'm cool with doing absolutely anything with anyone in bed, just not using the penis, at least at the start of the relationship. I bet I could find someone willing, but still interested in what people think.
No.196742
>>196737
>Just a 'Cute' Boy
So any boy that's cute would qualify? Like my next door neighbor is cute but he doesn't dress or look effeminate, he's just cute. I guess what I'm asking is..It's not a "label" used by guys that like to dress and act like girls or have feminine qualities?
I know I sound stupid…Sorry
No.196744
>>196742
yep any boy that is cute qualifies.
you dont sound stupid anon ^^
No.196748
>>196744
>you dont sound stupid anon ^^
thanks ^_^
No.196749
Do you guys find autofellatio sexy?
No.196764
>>196749
I do
>wishes I could do it
No.196765
>>196749
i wish i was flexible enough to… i'm definitely big enough
No.196786
>>196749
It doesn't feel even half as good as your hand.
It's literally like having your own dick in your own mouth + terrible back pain if you stay in the position for too long.
No.196799
>>196627
hi i've just now come back to this thread.
the therapist never called me back after i confirmed all my insurance information and stuff with her.
i found a new therapist that works with lgbt issues (ugh i feel so stupid using that phrase) and i sent her an email today and i know she takes my insurance so hopefully i could see her in the next week or two.
i really want to figure this out.
No.196802
>>196764
That's good to hear
>>196765
Do yoga!!
>>196786
But cumming in your own mouth is something else
No.196810
>>196786
suck your own dick correctly and responsibly
i mean everyone should swallow their own cum, but once you break the threshold of a palmful you have to shoot in a cup and slam that semen while it's still piping hot
anyway practice safe masturbation
No.196826
At what age do you stop being a cuteboy and become a cuteman?
No.196837
>>196826
too soon anon too soon-_-
No.196839
>>95949
try https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopolamine, just dont take too much or bad things may happen like a permanate trip (seriously its a really scary drug. you are entirely aware of everything your doing but essentually lose the ability to say no. just go to columbia and sniff some of the flowers on the tree.
No.196971
Sometimes I'm alone at a friend's house when he goes to the store and I'm too lazy to come.
He has a big dog and I kind of want that dog to fuck me. Would that be dangerous/risky for me or the dog? Would it even fit? I've sucked him off twice and it seems too sloppy to effortlessly insert it.
Also, is it possible I've gotten diseases by sucking doggy dick and swallowing?
No.196976
>>196837
I've never been cute and I'll never be cute so why don't you enjoy your fucking cuteness while it lasts then?
Find a bf that'll stay with you, be a slut, whatever the fuck you want and be happy you stupid fucking faggot
No.196978
>>196971
that sounds kinda hot…
But no you shouldn't have any diseases, but you should probably get checked if you are worried..
No.197096
>>196971
I haven't heard of anyone getting diseases from sex with animals. You might be able to research it online though.
A dog's cock should fit in your ass just like a human's. It would just take time to guide them in properly.
No.197114
>>196971
Yes that would be dangerous to do if your friend is just going to the store. You don't know how the dog is going to respond, nor do you know if you can handle his knot. Look up a guide and check his species' size. If you have a full day alone with him then maybe, but if the consequences of being discovered is the loss of that friendship (or even legal consequences) I'm not sure why you'd risk it.
No.197140
>>196971
>>197096
I should probably clarify my earlier response. I haven't heard of humans getting any type of sexually transmittable disease from an animal. Of course animals carry diseases that humans can become infected with.
btw…The thought of watching you suck a dog off makes me hard
No.197143
can you boys give me some tips about shaving down below? I've been letting it get out of hand and it's really starting to tangle and knot
No.197157
Is it possible/normal for some people to not feel any pleasure when topping?
I've only ever bottomed, but yesterday I got the chance to top, and I felt nothing while doing it. He was a top, but was nice enough to let me fuck him when I told him I'd never tried it before.
His hand felt better than his ass. His small dick in my loose ass felt much better. It just doesn't make any sense to me.
I thought I was versatile; apparently I'm not. Could it be me? Could it be that he just wasn't that in to it?
No.197173
>>197157
I also get absolutely nothing from it
sighs
No.197218
>>196971
>>196978
>>197096
>>197140
What the fuck? This piece of shit is thinking of fucking an inconsenting animal, and you people are cheering him on? Jesus fucking christ, you people are degenerate. Absolutely degenerate.
Even for an absolute hugbox board, this is ridiculous.
No.197224
>>197218
It's an animal, not a child. Animals fuck all the time. Don't apply human psychology and morals to it. They don't consent to having their testicles removed either, but nobody bats an eye when you do that. And I bet it would be pretty hard to get an unwilling dog to fuck you.
No.197256
>>197224
Yea, for reproduction, not for pleasure. In fact, alot of animals feel pain during sex.
As for castration, that you do for actual reasons, like not having unwanted puppies, which you can't always prevent from happening. It also helps reduce by both mental and physical conditions.
The fact that it's an animal means nothing. Dogs are specifically not known for having sex for pleasure. Forcing yourself on one for the sake of "uh, uh I'm cumming, I'm cumming" is as low as it gets.
Furthermore, the point is that it's a dog, it can't necessarily be "unwilling" or "willing", because it just follows its instincts when it comes to reproduction - it does not take pleasure in sex, meaning, the logical thing to do is not to fuck it like a degenerate.
No.197258
>>197256
People have been using animals for their own benefit for Milena.
Are you arguing that it's harmful to the animal, or just that it disgusts you? Because as far as animal abuse goes, I think bending over and letting it fuck you must be pretty low on the list.
No.197262
>>197258
>i think bending over and letting it fuck you must be pretty low on the list
How is it "low on the list" if it's likely painful, or atleast uncomfortable for the animal? You cannot possibly get a dogs consent. It's really that simple, you fucking baboon.
>people have been using animals for their own benefit for millenia
Assuming you mean at the expense of pain for the animal, how does it matter what people have done in the past? How is that relevant? We're not mindless slaves to our instincts anymore, atleast, we shouldn't be.
>are you arguing that it's harmful to the animal, or just that it disgusts you?
It's harmful, and it disgusts me. If you didn't understand this from my argument, you can't understand my argument, likely because you are a degenerate.
No.197263
>>197258
Fuck it, you people aren't worth my time. Too bad none or not enough of your predecessors died in Auschwitz.
And Admin is apparently not banning you, but banning someone for saying something racist. At the very least, I sincerely hope all of you will never go through with something this degenerate.
No.197266
>>197262
>>197263
As far as I know, it's only painful for them if they struggle while tied.
I'm not even trying to advocate it. I just don't like your moral puritan attitude.
No.197285
>>196971
what the fuck man
No.197311
>>197157
>>197173
Strange. I'm the opposite. I hardly get any sexual pleasure from bottoming, if at all. Topping is amazing though. I have been with one guy before who must have been really loose though because I wasn't feeling much at all from topping him. Maybe that's the case with you? I can't imagine a hand feeling better than a butt.
I'm jealous of guys who get a lot of pleasure from bottoming though. I do enjoy bottoming because it's a nice feeling having someone over you, being filled by them, making them feel good, etc. But I know I could be getting a lot more out of it.
No.197326
>>114392
I go through the same shit, my relationship with gay porn is a lot like my relationship with junk food, feels great in the moment, but leaves me feeling disgusted afterwards, so I'm hesitant to identify with this side of me since I feel so much better when I don't indulge. This is the era of embracing our sexuality and all that comes with it, so its rarely assumed that a kink or desire can come for a place of negativity and need to be repressed, like other bad habits.
I say just go cold turkey on porn, get around some real people and see how you feel then, don't base your sexuality on your porn habits.
No.198295
I want to become turboslut but I am afraid I'd end up getting a loose hole. How often and how big a dick can one take and still be fuckable tight
No.198430
>>193752
does bad dragon ship subtly?
No.198449
>>198430
Yes, they ship in plain brown boxes. Although you're from Norway so you would have to go through customs, I think they may inspect it then, not sure idk how customs work with these things.
No.198451
>>198430
>>198430
Pic related, one of the boxes
No.198681
>>198449
well its not like I would have to see the inspectors or anything
r-right?
No.199304
>>196971
is it my dog din jævla jøde
No.199425
Is there a tinychat or something that's active around a bout now? Fairly new here and would like some (simulated) human interaction.
No.199426
>>199425
Yes, there's a tinychat.
No.199554
>>196971
You should probably just kill yourself
No.199562
No.199563
how do i make my self deeper?
i mean, right now i can only get a toy about 4 or 5 inches (maybe more, thats just an estimate) in before it just doesnt go in any further
i want to be able to take more than that, am i just not positioning my self right? or is that really all im gonna be able to take
also it doesnt hurt, it just wont go any further in
No.199618
>>198681
>dildo gets held up in customs
>get note in mail to contact them
>call customs
>they say you have to come down and pay import duties and taxes
>crowded customs office
>you have to take a number and wait
>wait in line for hours
>dozens of people walking back and forth, filing frivolous paper work
>finally have your number called
>go to the counter
>lady behind the counter is loudly chewing gum
>you ask about your package
>you have to speak up for the lady behind the counter to hear you, due to the noise in the office
>she finds your package routing number in the system
>she takes a deep breath, before beginning to bellow "SIR, WITH ACCORDANCE TO THE NORWEGIAN SEXTOY ACT OF 2003, ALL SEXTOYS OF FOREIGN ORIGIN (ie; DILDOS, ANAL BEADS, PERSONAL VIBRATORS, VIBRATING EGGS, OR ANY SUCH ITEM DESIGNED FOR, OR TO FACILITATE THE ACT OF SEXUAL PENETRATION BY THE USER, SEXUAL LUBRICANTS INCLUDED) IS SUBJECT TO A 68% FOREIGN IMPORT TARIFF, AND AN 80% TARIFF ON PRODUCTS ORIGINATING FROM SWEDEN, YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A DUE RECEIPT OF 832.24 KR, WILL THAT BE CASH, DEBIT, OR CREDIT
>turn beet red from embarrassment
>fumble to get your bank card and ID out of your wallet
>the once loud room slowly becomes quieter
>feel the back of your head sear from the looks of the people behind you
>lady behind the counter swipes your card
>THANK YOU SIR, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE OF 1 BAD DRAGON BRAND 8 INCH "NUKE THE DIRE WOLF" DILDO UPON DELIVERY WHICH WILL TAKE BETWEEN 2 TO 3 BUSINESS DAYS
>"T-thank you, mam"
>slowly put card back in wallet
>swiftly exit customs office as everyone stares at you in disgust
No.199620
>>199563
you might be pushing against your colon wall, which might mean your going in at a bad angle, or you might not be, you might just not be able to go further (which im not sure what to do) and changing angles would make you just push against the colon wall…. causing injury
No.199791
>>113106
4 months late, but try a bandeau bra
No.199806
>>144404
>>144147
hydrocortisone butyrate 0.1 for general inflammatory skin and fucidin 2% for pimples and spots
Talk with a doctor first
>>161469
>TFW work trousers feel like sandpaper
use tights under
No.199817
>>199563
you're not using enough lube.
you're using a hard object instead of a fleshy object.
When you hit that wall,
try to push like you're gonna poop.
Trust me, it works and you'll be fine.
As you try to push out while pushing your toy inward, your colon will open up.
With enough practice, you can keep your colon open more.
No.200152
im looking to get a dildo from bad dragon (cause they're so high quality and i have the dosh) and im wondering what firmness i should get? i dont want to blow 20 bucks on those fucking silicon tester sets they sell, so i was wondering if any of you guys knew what the best firmness was for anal play
No.200227
>>92989
Amazon.
I'm not a fan of FL but they make some A-OK silicon dildos.
I bought a few things from Eden, but I've heard bad stuff about them. I only bought a small silicon plug and a set of beads. Haven't tried anything really crazy from them.
I was dumb and bought a huge one. Ow.
No.200228
>>200227
Silicon. Ow.
I mean Silicone.
No.200232
>>172334
Depends on the person themselves. Just asking "do you like X race/religion or whatever" doesn't usually go so good.
No.201157
This might be a stupid question, but could someone tell me what the packaging on undies bought online is like? I want Björn Borgs, but l can't get them anywhere in my shithole country. And l don't want anyone knowing l'm buying underwear online. Does the packaging give it away at all?
No.201159
>>201157
its usually just a plain white or yellow bag with the invoice or something on the front.
No.202224
I'll be buying some cute (girly) underwear soon, do any /cuteboy/ mind showing up some of your well-gotten goods?
It sounds a little weird but im out of imagination and I dislike most of what i've seen on internet stores.
No.202454
>>202224
I don't understand
No.204458
Recently I've taken to drinking soy milk for dessert. I find it to be very sweet and a good alternative to other dessert foods. I typically drink 1/2 to a full liter per day.
I was wondering if I'd be affected by the estrogen content of soy milk if I continued drinking a liter (or more) daily. I hear estrogen can make skin more smooth, which would be a nice bonus.
TL;DR: I drink 1 liter of soy milk daily. Will it have an effect on me, and if so how?
No.204468
>>204458
>only two lines in post
>TL;DR
No.204485
>>204468
hey, some people are just in a rush
TL;DR: I decided to add a quick summary to my post, making it as succinct as possible. My reasoning behind this is the fact that sometimes people do not read posts with long lines of text unless they're in greentext form, a form which is easier to read and digest. Some may find it silly to use a TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read) for a post as short as the one I posed, but I believe it to be a useful addition. We live in an age where we expect everything to be delivered quickly and efficiently, and 8chan posts are no exception. New technologies allow us to consume content at speeds that would seem impossible a decade ago. For example, I remember a time where you had to wait what seemed like forever for a single pornographic image to load. Not only did you have to wait, but you had to maintain your erection while doing so. I'd usually just lightly stroke my dick as the image of a nude woman loaded from the top down. I'd speed up my stroking as the loading image began to approach the breasts, and speed up even more once nipples were visible. On one occasion, I was doing my usual "wait until the vagina is visible before cumming" routine when, to my chagrin, I found that the woman in fact had a penis. Back then I thought penises were disgusting and wanted nothing to do with this sort of pornography. However, as I had been waiting so long for the image to load, I decided to jerk off to it anyways. Over the years I began jacking off to futanari, lying to myself about the fact that my favorite part of the porn was the penises. Once I started visiting 4chan I discovered traps, and I guiltyily began masturbating to them. However, the more I jerked off to traps the less guilty I felt. Eventually I decided to try being a trap myself. I'm a lean guy, so my body type was fairly similar to the traps I'd been masturbating to. I shaved myself and awkwardly bought a pair of black and white striped stockings and black panties. That night I donned my new outfit and instantly got hard. I started masturbating furiously and in my excitement hit myself in the face with my cum. I had used to be disgusted by cum, but by then I started to like it. Soon after I decided that masturbation wasn't enough and decided to have sex with another man. It was a fun experience but made me seriously question my sexuality. Was I straight, gay or bi? I was still romantically attracted to women, sexually attracted to men's penises, and not romantically attracted to men at all. What did that make me? Did I just have sex with a man because I was sexually frustrated after being out of a relationship for tow years? A relationship which destroyed me emotionally when it came to an end. Perhaps the reason I'm sexually attracted to men now is the result of my former heartbreak. Whatever the reason, I am happy with my strong sexual attraction to penises. I've also began to wonder if increasing the amount of estrogen in my diet would make me more of a cuteboy and allow me to find more delicious penises. In my curiosity, I posted in a general questions thread. I wrote a simple two line post, in which I talked about drinking soy milk daily. I wrote my post in the quick reply box, which is a pretty thin text field compared to the width of a regular webpage. As a result, my post which amounted to a couple of lines in an 8chan thread appeared to be a small paragraph. As a result I decided to post a TL;DR. Upon posting I was horrified to see how short my post was and became embarrassed about my use of a TL;DR. I was on the verge of tears, yet regained my composure. "I'll be fine as long as nobody points it out", I thought. I then happily opened another tab and browsed more boypussy. I soon noticed a notification on the tab for this thread, which indicated that somebody had replied to my post. I was so excited! I decided quickly navigated to the thread and read the post. As I read the post tears welled in my eyes. The poster was mocking my use of a TL;DR. Suddenly I remembered every time I'd fucked up in my life, including the relationship which utterly destroyed me. I cred for what seemed like hours. I then set out to write a reply. I got the ingenious idea of writing a short post, followed by a long TL;DR. I wrote the post and began the TL;DR. Writing a long TL;DR that exclusively summarized the post became difficult, so I began ranting about life. I even invented an elaborate story about being upset by a Norwegian guy who mocked my use of a TL;DR. As I near the completion of this TL;DR, I reflect back upon what I've written. Sure, the whole "I cried when reading the reply" thing was false, many other details in my post were true. "Oh well", I thought to myself, "nobody will read this far anyways".
No.204563
>>204458
throw some updates if you feel its working!
No.204584
Is 6 inches good enough for making love to a cute boy?
No.204592
No.204595
>>204458
I tried doing that for a couple weeks, if you drink like a whole carton a day, after a while you may start to have mood swings, some breast tenderness and gyno may start up, also you will get fatter from all the calories, and your butt may get alot of that fat (hopefully, mine kinda did, but it was already kinda big)
No.204854
>>204595
I'm hoping that by eating under my BMR I won't put on much fat (so therefore less gyno) and am hoping for increased nipple sensitivity. 1L of the soymilk I've been drinking has 390 calories, which is less than some of the dessert foods I've eaten before.
You said you stopped after doing it for a couple of weeks. Were the side effects you described too bothersome? Also, were there any other side effects? I've heard it can make your skin silky smooth
No.204859
I'm allergic to soy products and Purera Mirifica isn't available here, are there any alternatives i could go for or am i a shit out of luck?
No.204863
>>204854
I started randomly crying in the car on the way to work, not fun
It wrecks your emotions
No.204867
>>204863
damn that sucks anon. I don't even remember what it's like to cry. I've been pretty emotionless since middle school
No.204894
>tfw i'm not even eating anything funny and i cry or weep almost daily
Everything i need is just something remotely sad to happen in show i watch or at best a single moody song to come out, few weeks ago i was tearing up when i was paying my groceries and sad song came out of radio.
No.204927
>>204894
I want to hug you
No.204933
>>194661
Yeah, do yourself a favor and use distilled water. Normally drinking tap water in first world countries is totally fine since your stomach is used to bacteria and is basically designed to kill germs that get inside. For things like neti pots and enemas though, those parts of your body are not used to the bacteria found in normal water and can get infections much more easily. You probably won't get any problems from tap water enemas (and it's far safer than a neti pot since your ass is used to having bacteria in it), but it's best to be on the safe side and get some distilled water.
No.204935
>>204933
say I do get one of these infections. how bad would it be on a scale from "sore-ass" to "literally dead"? I'm pretty lazy and am considering going through with using tap anyways unless there's a chance I'll die
No.213852
>>92989
If you live in or near even a moderately sized city in North America there's bound to be a sex shop
No.213861
>>114793
eat less
also that's a cool bird
No.213865
>>204458
It can but you would need to drink quite a lot of it regularly
No.214191
Distilled water is worse than tap water for enemas. If you use a lot of distilled water trying to get clean, you can get hyponatremia (salt deficiency) which can lead to brain damage or sudden death.
I have never had a problem with first-world tap water. I use tap water because I prefer the shower hose method to get clean.
The protozoan N. fowleri that killed those people using the neti pots only causes disease if it enters your brain and it can only enter your brain from the exposed part at the top of your nose that senses odors. It was only present because that tap water was under-chlorinated or there was a break in the water main somewhere. It is normally not a pathogen. It's a common soil microbe.
No.214193
(cont.) Isotonic saline is best for hygienic enemas, but IME it's not worth the hassle.
I just put the shower hose to my hole, the water squirts in, then I evacuate it in the toilet. It's easy to do after a shower. It doesn't cost anything (well, fractions of a cent on your water bill).
Do not use hot water. That can damage your sensitive insides. Do not use cold water because it can give you a cramp. Don't turn the water up really high.
If you want to clean deeper but don't want to fill yourself up with an uncomfortable amount of water you can do a headstand in the shower to send the water further up. I've done this many times. Just make sure you don't slip.
You don't have to hold the water in very long. You may have to repeat many times until you become clean.
You should wait ~ 40 minutes after doing this so that any residual water that you didn't get out is absorbed by the walls of your colon.
I think enema / anal douche is definitely worth it for not having to deal with or worry about shit happening. It gives me more confidence and that more than anything makes the sex or masturbation better.
No.214195
(cont.)
Oh, also that bit you will hear about becoming enema-dependent… you can safely disregard that. It's only true of hypersaline medicated enemas that are used to induce bowel movement. If you're using enemas after you have already shit, and they're plain water enemas, you won't become dependent. You can do it every day or twice a day if you want.
There's some health advice out there that is overly cautious, written by pearl-clutchers who probably find the whole idea of anal sex terrifying and abhorrent.
No.214198
(cont.)
Another thing… when to stop: you're clean when the water that's coming out of you is transparent and odorless with no solids in it. The water may still have a yellowish tinge. That's not shit. It's either food coloring or bile pigment. If you try to do enemas until even that is completely gone, you may be at it a long time. Don't bother.
No.214455
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>>114392
>>197326
Like everyone else you're wired to want sex with men, but like most men you only think of it when you don't want or can't have women. That's what bisexuality is for.
But those of us who haven't actually fucked other men aren't usually attracted to male faces, because we've never orgasmed while face to face with one. In some measure sexual pleasure causes attraction to whom it's experienced with. An example you might be familiar with is when you have sex with a woman you like but who isn't your type or even that attractive to you. One day after you have parted ways you find yourself drawn to women who look like her, and not just because of nostalgia or your feelings. A different looking woman's face with the same sort of cheekbones or eyes or expression might turn you on before you even realize you're reminded of your old friend.
So while enjoying gay porn you find yourself coming while looking at someone you know in your mind you aren't attracted to. You want the body and the experience but not the individual. I don't think this means you are closeted as other suggested; I think it means your attraction isn't fully developed. I rarely seek out gay porn or male nudes, but whenever I look at porn with only women I know in the back of my mind that I also want sex with men. This is just something I've put away because I'm married to a girl who's expressed a distaste for that.
The guilt is explained by the fact that guilt itself is not a natural sensation. What you're describing is the feeling that you have wasted your time and your semen on an activity that won't help you reproduce. This is why you feel guilty masturbating to both men and women but you won't feel the same guilt from cheating, or any guilt at all except perhaps on an intellectual level. You also won't feel it when masturbating shortly after intercourse, and probably not if you are in a relationship with frequent sex.
I suspect guilt evolved much later in response to humanity (or our segment of it) nearly dying out during the ice age or after the Tonga event. In this era community and empathy became a vital survival trait and we mapped this guilt emotion to it, since in such a situation robbing your neighbor or killing your local rival was the same kind of folly as jerking off while there are women around.
No.214465
Semi related, why aren't there MET style erotica sites featuring men?
Why are there so many videos featuring two beautiful women together with one beautiful man, but in the reverse equivalent the woman is always a nasty and featureless skank? It can't just be that the pretty girls won't fuck gay men; there are plenty of hardcore boy-girl videos where one of the girls doesn't fuck the dude, only the other girl. What's going on here?
And why can't I find something like Viv Thomas or SexArt, even X-Art, where the men are nicely photographed and seem to like each other? Am I just a big pussy and I don't get that guys mainly want to fuck whoever's around and wherever they happen to be, and get it over with? I want to see them fuck for a reason, in a nice bed with a swimming pool outside. Is not being interested in this very often stunting my search-fu, or am I asking for something that doesn't make any sense to men who actually seek out and have sex with other men?
Pic not related.
No.214574
What nonsexual or sexual things do you do to feel more cute? Music to listen to, thoughts, actions? Anything, really?
No.214575
>>214574
that's an incredibly vague question that can get you a million different answers, but I for one would like a cuteboy to sit on my lap and play videogames. Not sure why I feel like it would be cute, but I do.
No.214675
>>95962
Meth. Look at portland and california. Meth and extreme sexual deviance run rampant.
In that instance correlation does equal causation.
No.216590
You guys lied! I did look cuter tho. But from a distance.
>got fucked
>everything went great
>get made a little clip with a phone that had a Really good camera
>mfw I can see everything
>every single hair that is smaller than a mm but still visible
>millions of red spots
>that shit is not cute
Should I get an epilator? I haven't bought one yet because I am afraid I'd get ingrown hair and would have to go back being hairy to hide them
Also how does on get fucked for a long session? After 30 minutes or so my ass becomes sore and hate any movement near my asshole. I can't be a good bottom if I cant take a good dicking.
Also how to stay tight when getting dicked on an almost daily basis?
No.216598
>>214465
What the fuck is wrong with that guy's head?
No.216605
>>204485
I read it, anon, I read it.
TL;DR I reddit
No.216606
>>216605
that's pretty gross
No.216675
>what epilator do you guys recommend?
>how long does it take to get used to?
>where to buy cute clothes?
>how do i deal with my facial stubble? it's a really big problem and its still fairly visible even after shaving with an electric razor…
No.216761
No.216763
>>216675
>what epilator do you guys recommend?
My panasonic wet/dry is pretty great
>how long does it take to get used to?
depends on you
>where to buy cute clothes?
amazon, etsy, shops in your town. Find something that you think is cute and wear it
>how do i deal with my facial stubble? it's a really big problem and its still fairly visible even after shaving with an electric razor…
use a regular razor? I still don't know
No.234283
Where does everyone buy their toys? I'm trying to buy a realistic dildo online and every time I read up on anything I find that costs less than 50 bucks, I'm told it's going to give me cancer because it's a knockoff or whatever. How am I supposed to build up a collection of toys when everything's so expensive?
No.234374
>>234283
>doesn't want to spend over $50 on a dildo
Nigga, there are much more expensive things to collect out there. Just save up.
No.234442
>>234374
The problem isn't in spending 50 bucks, it's on spending 50 bucks PER item when you have no idea how good/bad it's going to turn out. If I buy something for like $20, I don't care if it ends up being garbage… but when I'm dropping $50-100 per, it adds up pretty fast. For example, I wouldn't mind spending $100 at once if I could just *know* what I was buying was good - that's why I asked where everyone buys their stuff.
No.234598
is doing squats actually useful for improving my butt or am i better of doing other exercises
No.234681
>>234598
Sqauts increases form and musscle around the butt, it makes it more plump! (good round and not flat chair untrained bubble butt)
Hey guys ive got a bit of a problem about lewd intercourse with a big dick and thight entrance. My boyfriend has problems getting his cock up my bum and it generally hurts (Strech of entrance and strech inner walls) when he actually gets in and the most pain is past the entrance or something. A verry strange feeling and is like his tip when he goes balls deep pushes against something so my questions areee…
How do i ease the pain at the entrance at penetration?
How do i ease the pain inside?
Is he actually able to push against some kind of end of my rectum if he goes ballsdeep?
Never had blood/ripping or heavy sores when he actually got in so i got no how you say real pain but only strech pain. Should i simply try to strech my entrance a bit?
No.234864
I peed in my boyfriends butt and he is quite angry at me. What gift should I get him to make up for it?
No.234865
Please rate my week schedule:
General rule: LOTS of water everyday.
>exercise
Monday: 15 minutes walking, 15 mins running. I start by walking for 5 minutes so I can heat up my body, then I start running for 5 minutes, slow down my pace, rest for 1 minute, then I start to run for straight 10 minutes. The last 10 walking minutes I use to get home.
After I get home, time to do some calisthenics: 3x20 Squats, 3x20 Lunges, 3x20 Butt Bridges, 3x20 Glute Kickbacks and 3x20 Hip Abductions. After finishing those, I eat 2 boiled eggs, 50~75g of roasted sweet potatoes and green veggies/tomatoes.
Tuesday: I dont walk/run, neither do calisthenics so my muscles get to rest, but instead I do a 30 min bicycle race.
Wednesday: same as monday.
Thursday: same as tuesday.
Friday: same as monday.
Saturday: same as tuesday.
Sunday: Neither. I just rest and relax.
>face/body
I exfoliate my face 1 time a week, and whole body every 4 days, always after the shower (usually warm water so the pores can open up), then cleanse and moisturize after.
Since I still have some acne, I do proper treatment with some "Mary Kay" products. They've been helping a lot because I had way worse acne, but I'm still in the process of learning and seeing what works best. I'm also looking for a good blackhead removal, if you guys have any recommendations, I'll gladly accept it! ^3^
What I need: how to properly shave my body. I hate body hair. Been reading some stuff about sugaring but don't know the proper 'paper' to use within the wax.
Anything useful here please.
If you guys have any other tips for a smoother body, nicer booty I'll glady accept it!
Here is a 2-week old pic of my shaved legs ^3^
No.237488
>>114392
I have a similar situation. I get aroused and then feel immediate disgust
No.250655
>ctrl+f "gloryholes"
no results.
Can any of you cuties tell me where i can find some gloryholes where i can suck/get sucked at? And if you don't mind telling me some things i need to know before going to one (what to look out for, how to let the person in the other stall your down for it, etc) that would be welcome too.