Have her take some mild psychedelics and giver her something to play with on my bed while i prod her asshole with a half-empty whiskey canteen. By the time she's all liquored up and out with the elves in la-la-land, i spit out the saliva I've been pooling in my mouth in anticipation and spread it all over her cheeks and rosebud then crush those buns in my hands while i hammer at them with my johnson.