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Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John Von Neumann
Rules & Guidelines

File: 1421997580105.webm (3.5 MB, 608x256, 19:8, they're not computers i s….webm)

 No.11715

Post your best hacking webms, and the rest.

 No.11731

File: 1422007978232.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, average cyber poster.webm)


 No.11732

File: 1422008863713.gif (3.06 MB, 320x180, 16:9, 1419704817611.gif)

Not webm but w/e

 No.11762

>>11715
What movie is that?

 No.11764

>>11762
The core, it's shit

 No.11768

File: 1422021296968.mp4 (2.36 MB, 480x360, 4:3, doublehacking.mp4)


 No.11769

File: 1422021553512.mp4 (604.88 KB, 320x240, 4:3, gooeybasic.mp4)


 No.11776

>>11715
That song. I've heard it before. Where can i download it ?

Its the most cyber thing I've ever heard

 No.11788


 No.11822


>>11769
" I will create a graphical user interface interface … "

 No.11853

File: 1422070841148.webm (823.73 KB, 406x720, 203:360, watch hogs.webm)


 No.11860

File: 1422073416494.png (37.02 KB, 178x190, 89:95, 1421860852682.png)


 No.11929

>>11860
Mine is better?

 No.11947

>>11853
top schway

 No.11949

>>11929
Maybe if you did some 1377 bluetooth h4x0ring it wud be :3

 No.12222

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This show is coming out. I'm really going to enjoy watching it.

 No.12240

File: 1422302540128.webm (1.8 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cyber.webm)


 No.12289

File: 1422315263140.png (52.61 KB, 285x200, 57:40, 1391550770966.png)

>>12222
They are gonna fuck every computer-related term up.

I hate being a programmer, it really takes the fun out of shit like that.

 No.12547

>>12289
Which programming languages do you mainly use?

 No.12549

>>12289
i know those feels. I only know a bit about programming. a lot of the specifics are totally out of my memory, but even a moderate familiarity with basic terminology kills the fun of those shows and films. they get 80% of stuff wrong, at least.

 No.12550

>>12222
>not watching scorpion

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QBp8FykCf9E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 No.12551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>12550
I'm a dumbass

 No.12553

>>12551
>checkmate in eight moves

this is the part where I started puking everywhere.

 No.12554

>>12550
> y2k+15
> pasting HTML into a comment form.
> embedding an <iframe>
> not including the "HTTP:" (protocol) part of the URL.
> not using XML closing tag for </scorpion>

>>12551
> not deleting the post to correct it.

Typical Score-peon.

 No.12556

>>12554

> not including the "HTTP:" (protocol) part of the URL.


The '//' is generally preferred, as it fetches the external content using the current protocol, whether HTTP or HTTPS

 No.12557

>>12554
I don't give enough of a shit to care, but you seem to do ;)

 No.12561

>>12553
He should have do it in four moves?

 No.12572

File: 1422456797482.webm (1.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Hackerz.webm)

here's one for ye

 No.12573

>>12551
fuck, this asswipe needs to go to https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart

 No.12589

>>12551
Some points on that:
>Mr. O'Brian looks Indian.

>When a plane goes out of fuel it doesn't crash, it just stops being able to accelerate, but continues being able to glide. In fact, in emergency situations planes often try to spend as much fuel as possible so as to minimize the risk of an explosion. A pilot should be able to land in broad daylight with perfect weather and all on-board equipment working, the only real problem is coordinating the order of the landings, and that can be done by just calling someone on board.


>Just because you're smart doesn't mean that you should point out people's health issues. That's just being an asshole. What if she had anemia because she doesn't have access to a balanced diet and quality healthcare, considering she's a waitress and single mother?


Why do people try to write genius characters if they have no idea how the minds of those people work?

 No.12599

>>12589
If you look up on who the story was based upon you will see a lot of funny bits and pieces.
basically
>rich neckbeard autist recreated his daydreaming on tv

 No.12605

>>12551
>literal fedora wearing autist
>Asshole le ebin genius
>elite anenymoose haxor hacking planes
>implying most airlines dont have full retard glide ratios
>implying anyone who works for an airline wouldnt know to stay at max l/d and emergency land somewhere if they somehow lost their fuel

im triggered

 No.12611

File: 1422485854385.webm (1.02 MB, 720x360, 2:1, MuslimHackers.webm)


 No.12625

>>12611
the real reason 8chins when down

 No.12655

>>12554
>http
>not https
Get out of /cyber/.

 No.12656

>>12611
I really would love the song name.

 No.12665

>>12551
HACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACKHACK DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
I BEET U CHESS! KILOWATZ! LE IQ! LE NASA HEK! LE HTML HEK!

 No.12666

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>>12655
>https
> Not knowing CA system is utterly fucked.
> believing in the security theater of TLS.
> having CNNIC (China) trusted as a root cert in your browser.
> Not realizing that if ANY ONE certificate authority is compromised then the whole system is fucked.
> Not knowing Diginotar, RSA's hack, NSLs sent to CAs, and Snowden leaks prove HTTPS as no better than HTTP.
Stay pleb.

The web technologies are utterly broken by design. Vid related.

Even Moxy's "solution" doesn't address the fact that govs demand SSL keys, and megacorps collude with fedcorp so "network perspective" doesn't mean shit.

Long live the Internet, but fuck the web.

 No.12668

>>11731
HOLY SHIT
fucken saved

 No.12697

>>12656
Salil Al-Sawarim

 No.12719

>>11731
wats the song name?

 No.12723

File: 1422564673724.jpg (129.46 KB, 900x600, 3:2, satire-Paar-DW-Satire-x.jpg)

>>12666
>https
yes, strong encryption > https
but: https > no encryption

Atleast its encrypted and not cleartext. Thinking its as bad as http is just way more stupid than any pleb level.

Just host a website with https, use a own X.509 certificate (like CAcert) instead of buying one and tell the visitors to ignore the stupid warning of browers, it doesn't know the certificate.

But dont be that http guy.

 No.12724

>>12723
>but: https > no encryption
yea, and so is caesar cipher better than no encryption, but it doesn't mean it's shitty and easily breakable

>but dont be that http guy

he never approved of http over https

 No.12726

>>12724
don't have time to watch the whole video now, but was the encryption actually broken, or are they still relying on hacking some shitty CA, getting a certificate signed by it and hoping that your browser will accept it?

Because that can be fixed by removing all CAs from your browser and accepting only the certificates that you personally trust, or adding just the CAs that you can trust.

 No.12788

>>12666
convergence seems kinda dead.

 No.12796

>>12788
> convergence
> dead
Exactly my point. It was a futile effort. You can't unfuck something.

 No.12948

>>12666
Nice trips.

 No.12950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.12954

>>12611
ALLAHU HACKBAR

 No.12993

File: 1422727644938.png (353.67 KB, 725x684, 725:684, 1419676587164.png)

>>12222
>Shut it down

 No.12997

>>11731
I can't stop watching this, this is too funny xD

 No.13015

>>11853
How did he do that?

 No.13017

>>11731

>that guy slapping the keyboard with his banana

top schway

 No.13023

>>13015
I guess he was streaming audio over bluetooth; all those speakers were connected to one music player which had such capability, I guess he just connected, entered pin like 1234 and was ready to go fast

 No.13075

>>12611
well, aren't you a cyber-terrorist

 No.13094

>>12551
>Out of com range
>A commercial airliner 200m away
>Exactly 500,000 kilowatts
There is so much wrong with this trailer

>>12554
>not https

I'm starting to get the impression that no one on this board is even /tech/

 No.13139

>>11768
TV shows like this give me cancer. Obviously you can stop a hacking by looking at a ton of popups with another person type on the keyboard… Jeez what is wrong with the movie industry.

 No.13313

File: 1422893569850.webm (1.8 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, browsing_cyber.webm)


 No.13330

>>12551
>OMG NO COMMS PLANES GONNA RUN OUT OF FUEL AND CRASH
I love how all these movies assume pilots are lobotomized retards who can't make a decision to emergency land a plane with minimum fuel.

 No.13340

>>12666

Also Mozilla and Google refuse to implement DANE … hypocritical assholes.

 No.13387

>>12240
this, this is true cyber, this anon is a god among mortals

 No.13388

>>12719
bamp

does anyone know what is the background music for this? I can't get it out of my head
>>11731

 No.13406

>>11715 sorry but what's the sauce for that movie?
not even duckduckgo could find a result for "i know they look like…"

 No.13423

>>13406
The core

 No.13443

File: 1422925631053.webm (7.49 MB, 700x394, 350:197, eva fans.webm)

>>13313
>>12240
I just noticed that thats Asuka's death fight on the screen on the left.

Schway

 No.13452

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here we have a heroic citizen resisting the urge to support government-funded industry and fighting against the system.

 No.14520

>>13388
Am still curious about the music

 No.14536

>>12240
Song name?

 No.14537

File: 1423558141914.png (117.01 KB, 319x380, 319:380, 1421729659182.png)

>>11731
>>11853
>>12611
This fucking thread has me schwaying too hard.

 No.14538

>>14537
>dat wordfilter for k e k
Wat

 No.14548

>>11715

Number one remix of all times!

 No.14563

>>14538
I never even noticed it was a filter. I always just said schway anyways.

 No.14654

>>11822
"Using Visual Basic"

 No.14657

>>14538
schway

 No.14829

>>11853
You can do this with the smart TVs if they have wifi on. I did that on accident once through default YouTube app.

 No.14864

WE REDCHANNIT NOW

THANKS LAW AND ORDER SVU

 No.14898

>>12551
>starts by giving Einstein's IQ

Hoo boy.

 No.14953

>>13330
Don't you understand, anon? It doesn't have ANY FUEL! How is a plane supposed to FLY if it doesn't have any FUEL to make it GO!

No, I've never taken a science class, why do you ask?

 No.15046

I just made the BEST hacking video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev94RwTB-5Y

 No.15047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15046


fixed

 No.15065

File: 1423829262307.gif (2.94 MB, 240x234, 40:39, TyroneLels.gif)

>>15047
>Big Brother has your watch

Topschway

 No.15072

>>12549
I'm in the same position.

I don't get why they can't find somebody who switched from CS to media to punch the script or whatever the fuck it's called. There's gotta be a million other people like us in this country.

 No.15075

File: 1423833746662.jpg (21.15 KB, 602x468, 301:234, 1263347697053.jpg)

>>15047
absolutely terrific

 No.15098

>>15047
good to see some OC, more people should do this

 No.15106


 No.15115

>>15047
>Gesaffelstein
mah chummer.

 No.15116

>>12553
my friend once pulled off the 3-move checkmate on someone.

 No.15143

File: 1423867196177.jpg (89.5 KB, 716x456, 179:114, Major Tomcat.jpg)


 No.15201

File: 1423906853155.gif (743.84 KB, 245x300, 49:60, kiddo.gif)

>>15047
56k/10
excellent work

 No.15214

File: 1423915476039.jpg (22.44 KB, 317x233, 317:233, 1418976699098.jpg)

>>15047
ARE YOU ANONYMOUS???

 No.15228

>>12222
Did she really say shut it down?

 No.15253

>>15214
>>15201
Thank you and yes I am actually 4chan's archenemy… I am the HACKFUCK AKA 8chan

 No.15266

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.15480

>>15047
someone make a webm out of this

 No.15482

>>15266
definitely da best

 No.15524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14536
song is LazerHawk - Activation

 No.15525

>>15072
I always just thought they ask someone in computing to tell them some stuff so they can throw it in the script and then that person just fucks with them and has a nice laugh over it.

 No.15542


 No.15543


 No.15545

File: 1424090389595.gif (1.75 MB, 300x208, 75:52, 1371624784686.gif)


 No.15578

>>15542
Thanks for reminding me how much i hate laugh tracks

 No.15621

File: 1424123431320.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hacking.webm)


 No.15640

>>15621
oh lawdy is dat sum OC?

 No.15648

File: 1424130176619.webm (7.65 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1337_haxxx0r.webm)

am not /cyber/ enough NSA haxxed me at end blame illuminati

 No.15651

File: 1424130672911.gif (187.35 KB, 275x195, 55:39, 1363988518893.gif)

>>15648
>Perturbator
You still did well, anon.

 No.15655

>>11853
I tried this with Bluetooth speakers in PC World, it stayed in range until a little after I got through the door and you could hear that shit in the parking lot.

 No.15660

>>15640
mechanicalkeyboards.exe
look on youtube

 No.15684

>>15621
>that music
holy fuck the last time I heard that was ytmnd circa 2006

 No.16543

File: 1424738092179.jpg (74.86 KB, 460x689, 460:689, 1423202943203.jpg)


 No.17380

File: 1425329748956.webm (2.82 MB, 640x480, 4:3, user makes breakfist.webm)


 No.17392

>>17380
wat music

 No.17613

>>15648
you used the trackpad
no wonder you got pwned

 No.19625

File: 1428108832125.webm (6.44 MB, 720x480, 3:2, MARS YES! (Armitage III).webm)

I made this for /pol/

 No.19626

File: 1428108987573.webm (6.36 MB, 720x480, 3:2, MARS YES! (Armitage III).webm)

>>19625
fixed it by taking the last second off

 No.19682

File: 1428179852222.png (152.13 KB, 428x729, 428:729, 11000_792674147452602_8397….png)

>>12572
mild schway'd

 No.19683

File: 1428180103262.png (99.81 KB, 299x376, 299:376, 1425774244896.png)

>>12611
>tfw when you don't know how to dox (even ironically for schway videos)

 No.19686

>>19683
just mess around with telehack for an hour and pretend to do it lol

 No.19695

>>15684

Does it have a name?

 No.19696

>>16543

Wait, is the first answer serious? didn't he get the joke?

 No.19698

>>12551

I just checked this o'brien guy

……….and am I missing something or is he anything but a quack? he has a company that predicts horse racing results by analyzing the DNA of the horses?

 No.19699

>>19695
Running in the 90's

 No.19702

>>15648
What Firefox theme is that?

 No.19730

File: 1428256202763.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ufexou.webm)


 No.19732

>>19696
autism is prevalent in highly technical topics

 No.19738

>>11731
>>19730

…and so the cycle is complete.

 No.20103

File: 1428519832339.jpg (98.21 KB, 579x570, 193:190, 1410262111427.jpg)

>>15266
>tfw you'll never live in Hackers, that ambiance, that everything
>life is suffering

 No.21073

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.24963

this thread is top schway shazbots


 No.25044

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tracing YOUR IP right now through custom GUI (for those more advanced, it's in Visual Basic)


 No.25045

File: 1434209916995.jpg (28.02 KB, 468x323, 468:323, superleetzhakor.jpg)


 No.25046

File: 1434210280354.gif (1.39 MB, 480x270, 16:9, rtAXdmm.gif)


 No.25047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time


 No.25048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.25049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.25052

File: 1434213422233.webm (6.94 MB, 320x240, 4:3, mrrobot-yougotthis.webm)


 No.25055

>>25052

so did anyone figure out what the "astsu" command is supposed to be?

did he just type random characters or what? the other commands i noticed were all real.


 No.25058

>>25055

like su but with more ast?


 No.25111

>>12547

I know I'm like five months late, but mainly C++.

>tfw you still remember posts you made 5 months ago

Damn, my memory isn't bad at all.


 No.25178

>>12551

fuck i think i have cancer now


 No.25179

>>12222

what show? can't see the vid


 No.25181

>>12950

oh bo¥


 No.25183

>>25055

>>25058

Custom script, I bet.


 No.25206

>>25055

>>25183

It seems to be used like sudo (or ssh) would so I guess the idea was that the company that he works for has its own way to allow safe privilege escalation and this is the tool they install astsu = AllSafe Toolkit Super User (allsafe security being the company name).

This is my fanwank theory.


 No.25231

File: 1434313324746.png (1.1 MB, 800x600, 4:3, 142174.png)

>>25048

>mfw at the end it suggests an actual video about actual hacks for actual mainframes

>mfw being 50min long it surpasses the attention span of 90% of the population


 No.25320

>>15047

> I AM THE HACKFUCK

the best quote


 No.25462

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.25479

>>25049

What movie?

>>15047

Holy fuck that was amazing, thought I think that wrist torch/light would be amazing for dumpster diving.


 No.25495

>>25479

>what movie

isn't the chubby asian freddie wong from video game high school?


 No.25497

>>25479

>>25495

turns out it's from a TV show called "chuck". seems shitty.


 No.25501

>>25497

it was shitty, second season was the only half-decent one.


 No.25512

File: 1434492713966.webm (1000.79 KB, 480x480, 1:1, hacking photosynthesis.webm)


 No.25520

>>12551

>if you're a genius it means you know how to play chess


 No.25533

File: 1434505209510.webm (5.61 MB, 640x360, 16:9, whatyoudid5minutesago.webm)

Not incredibly /cyber/, but it is pretty cool.


 No.25534

>>12551

>THEY CRASH WALTER!!

>I'm Walter O'Brien and I'm a genius

kek'd


 No.25591

File: 1434553312405.gif (1.45 MB, 400x225, 16:9, basically-love-in-a-nutshe….gif)

Basically me in this thread


 No.25594

>>15116

Had a friend do this to me.


 No.25596

>>12551

>>12550

Nobody actually noticed how much cancer this is when they made it? Nobody noticed the giant fucking tumors that started bursting out of their skulls out of absolutely nowhere? Nobody decided to cancel the movie when their brains just up and burst because of the pressure of concentrated cancer fucking into their fucking head? I can't what the fuck is this


 No.25608

>>25596

After you have snorted enough cocaine everything looks ok.


 No.25613

>>25045

>sudo ping 198:105:244:228

top schway


 No.25615

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>25047

Alternative version


 No.25619

File: 1434569961521.webm (5.14 MB, 712x400, 89:50, hack.webm)

>>12551

BASED ON A TRUE STORY


 No.25636

>>25533

Shame he became an unshway sjw…


 No.25691

>>25619

There is so much wrong with this scene.

Why did the car sound like it was accelerating when really the clutch was in?

Why did the tires squeal, and why was the steering angle so high if he was only doing the equivalent of a lane change?

Why didn't the guy just drop more cable? He had plenty in the cargo area.

Why did the guy drift the car instead of just braking? He had enough time. In fact, drifting would increase stopping distance.

Why did the pilot hit the control tower? He is experienced enough to NOT do that, even with the circumstances.


 No.25692

>>17380

this is the best use of a 5.25" bay I've ever seen


 No.25693

>>25691

there's a lot of problems with that scene.

What they are trying to do is download some software from the airplane (there's a lot of stupid here, but I won't go into it) but they can't do it wirelessly because the plane is going to fast and the wireless connection is unreliable.

So they download it on the laptop, but then the laptop is thrown off the car and destroyed.

So… how did the downloaded software get to the control tower? The car was going at the same speed as the airplane so the wireless connection was equally impossible.


 No.25713

>>25045

Did… Did he just run nslookup on someone's Twitter account?

And then used sudo before a ping?

And then used colons instead of a full stop in the ip address?

AND USE AN IP FROM TWITTER IN HIS DoS?! WHAT THE FUCK?!


 No.25717

>>15116

That someone is retarded/a beginner in chess


 No.25722

>>25713

clearly he compiled ping from source and didn't set the suid bit.


 No.25732

>>25722

The fuck kind of system doesn't come with ping preinstalled?


 No.25841

>>25732

How can you call yourself a hacker if you don't have the very latest bleeding edge versions of 1337 hacker tools like ping?


 No.25939

File: 1434913654910.webm (4.9 MB, 640x256, 5:2, hack.webm)

A classic.


 No.25973

>>25732

idk, that wind0z box you just rooted? Haha, just kidding, even fucking windows has ping. Still. Even though they got rid of the most useful parts of the OS like hyperterminal, everyone has ping. Everyone.

Maybe like some system from the 70s…


 No.25998

>>25939

top fucking schway


 No.26013

>>25939

What movie is that? Looks stupid as all hell in a good way


 No.26021

>>26013

Swordfish, later on in the movie there is an even better scene where he "hacks" by making a 3d cube spin on his monitors.


 No.26071

>>12240

>chrome


 No.26121

>>25693

>but they can't do it wirelessly because the plane is going to fast and the wireless connection is unreliable.

One yagi antenna could have solved that…


 No.26182

File: 1435190647967.webm (713.73 KB, 360x202, 180:101, myLeetHaxing.webm)

I remembered that chummers were sharing their OC in this thread so I figured I'd contribute with my own shitty OC. The music isn't very loud and the lighting is shit though.


 No.26190

>>25619

ahahahaha what the fuck


 No.26204

>>26182

you forgot to add the techno


 No.26217

>>26204

It's in there it's just really quiet and in the background.


 No.26233

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.26385

File: 1435423496422.webm (1.22 MB, 888x500, 222:125, CodeWarriorLQ.webm)

good to be a warrior, a code warrior


 No.26398

>>26385

>programming in C on a commodore 64

it never happened in real life.


 No.26512

not hacking but still pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ


 No.26515


 No.26526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>26512

>>26515

You can embed YouTube videos on 8ch by hitting the little drop-down on the reply box and pasting the video into the "embed" box. Like so.

Welcome to 8ch, reddit.


 No.26559

>>26526

>Luckily I speak 1337

I just died cringing…


 No.26563

File: 1435631707578.jpg (37.01 KB, 500x333, 500:333, AngryFreshPrince.jpg)


 No.26585

>>26526

I cringed


 No.26615

File: 1435694974685.mp4 (793.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, huutista.mp4)

>>26559

>tfw 1337-speak is now reaching the "serious-shit" level in mainstream TV

>tfw cringe of my life


 No.26688

>>26217

You don't actually play the audio over your speakers, you add it with editing software.


 No.26692

>>26526

>Behind 100 Ip's

>good luck im behind 100 ip's


 No.27029

>>26385

Where is this from?


 No.27031

>>27029

Halt and Catch Fire, it says so at the bottom right of the video.


 No.27033

how to make new hacking webm:

>boot up kali linux

>run nmap or something

>take a video of it

>convert to webm

profit??


 No.27067

File: 1436233123837.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, irl_hacking.webm)


 No.27068

>>27067

does anybody have sauce on the song?


 No.27069

>>27068

The full song is, "Running in The 90's".

You must be new. Remember to check 'em.


 No.27070

File: 1436233956975.jpg (136.09 KB, 1042x800, 521:400, 1-sacrifice_of_isaac-carav….jpg)

>>27069

I fugged up


 No.27072

>>27069

many thanks


 No.27220

>>15116

Point is that even the top computers, who absolutely destroy human grand masters, still can't checkmate them in 8 moves.


 No.27858

>>25636

Who the fuck is that?


 No.27893

>>27220

>>27220

dude I'm gonna checkmate you in 1.35 moves cuz I's so IQ


 No.27897

>>27858

all I remember is that he's the guy from a few computerphile videos, back when I found them itneresting.


 No.27898

>>13313

Is that Absolut Vodka? Probably Russian.


 No.28042

File: 1437119742431.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tfwcoding.webm)


 No.28044

>>15621

>>27067

>>28042

does anyone have the webm with the fat guy typing really fast, then the music starts?


 No.28065

>>28042

lolhax


 No.28082

>>28044

Wow, I looked through the thread but somehow missed it was posted like three posts above me. My bad, I'm retarded.


 No.28107

>>12572

Okay, that was funny.


 No.28110

>>28042

What was the name of that song?


 No.28116

File: 1437164702584.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hackerinthe90s.webm)

>>28110

>>27069

who the fuck is this guy even?


 No.28117

>>13094

>I'm starting to get the impression that no one on this board is even /tech/

Seriously, we're pretty much all bored accounting guys here.


 No.28120

>>28117

I-I'm /tech/….


 No.28149

>>28120

your board is weird


 No.28496

>>25619

Jesus Christ, Scorpion is cancer.


 No.28498

Just wondering that what is the difference between hacking and programming?

I would like to know more about comp and what can i do with them other than open google-sensei and play games.


 No.28499

>>28498

hacking used to mean being good at programming, then the media took hold of the word and changed its meaning into "breaking into computer systems".


 No.28501

File: 1437428131246.webm (1.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hacking in Progress.webm)


 No.28503

File: 1437429760352.webm (6.19 MB, 1792x1080, 224:135, pi.webm)

Not straight hacking, but I like his room.

Sorry for the quality, I'm not sure why it came out that poorly


 No.28511

>>28499

Well cracking or what ever it is called then.

You get the point.


 No.28519

>>28503

Did you convert it yourself? Make sure you include quality flags on conversion.

Also, sauce, please.


 No.28520

>>28116

Why has this web, been posted 3 times on this thread?


 No.28521

>>28498

I'm kind of sad that this is a serious question right now, but hacking and programming are separate things. Hacking is making something perform in a fashion it was not designed for.

The term "hacking" in the computer world came about because people would "hack" away on their keyboards until they got something to work the way they wanted it to.


 No.28523

>>28521

Well i can't feel your sadness, but i think it's still good that i asked that question.

Because i want to know more things that i don't yet know.

That includes proramming that seems to have a hard time getting into my head.


 No.28525

>>28523

an imageboard isn't the place to be learning. Go read a book. Seriously.


 No.28528

>>28525

I know, but what i can get from imageboards is other peoples opinions.

But you are right and as such ill go and do some practices now.


 No.28628

>>27220

No, but they can destroy a total newb in 8 moves–the fat guy is obviously tarded


 No.28629

>>28519

dude the file is called Pi.webm


 No.28630

>>28523

the other responder is right– if programming "seems to have a hard time getting into" your head you need to buy a book, drop to the command line and sit there and code until you get it.


 No.28632

>>28630

Well if there is no other way, then i will do that.


 No.28634

>>15116

>>12553

I pull off a fool's mate on basically everyone I play chess with.

They think I'm some kind of super genius wizard god because of it too, schway.


 No.28651

>>28632

Do it, you'll actually feel awesome about yourself three weeks from now and you'll have a new lease on life.


 No.28689

>>28519

Well I used -q:v 10, but maybe that's not what you meant.

I expected this flag to make a 10:10 copy.

Also yes, it's from Pi, it's quite a popular movie, watched it a few days ago for the first time and I really liked it.


 No.28779

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 No.28835

File: 1437671885097.png (1.04 KB, 183x178, 183:178, virtualmech.0info.png)

>>28779

>the scam is a scam


 No.31119

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 No.31122

>>11731

Sun Project - Luna


 No.34860

>>12551

I always thought it was funny how movies made hacking look like some intense sport full of rushing and shit. Its bullshit buts its funny.


 No.34939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

half serious, half meme. I don't know where else to put it.


 No.34963

>>31122

You're a god, thank you!


 No.34970

>>34963

>>31122

was already posted

>>21073


 No.35010

File: 1444329563167.mp4 (345.17 KB, 426x240, 71:40, vaporwave.mp4)


 No.35031

File: 1444349748762.mp4 (6.08 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Shes Gonna Press F25.mp4)


 No.35052

>>35031

I feel obligated to warn anon…much ear rape, such wow


 No.36712

File: 1446918873806.webm (1.63 MB, 640x480, 4:3, video.webm)


 No.36716

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 No.36727

>>36712

fuck this one is good. thanks chummer


 No.36735

>>36712

brb going to an hero


 No.36739

>>12551

Wow, this is some cringy shit. I hate these "intelligent people" tropes they throw into these shows.

>intelligent people talk really, really fast

>intelligent people know all the answers

>intelligent people are weird!!!

>intelligent people are child prodigies

>people who act intelligently have genius level IQs

>intelligent people can learn anything on the spot and apply it in the most effective manner possible at the most opportune of moments

>intelligent people are simply born intelligent and possess encyclopedic knowledge of their respective discipline

And notice how I didn't make a single mention of the "hacking" in this show.

My bullshit meter can only handle so much.


 No.36743

>>36739

That last one is true though. People argue about nature vs nurture, but the truth is that some people are born smarter than others. If you don't believe that genetics play a part, explain to me why we're smarter than fish. Poor environment and nutrition can handicap a person, but given ideal conditions some people still grow up smart while everyone else ends up stupid.

If you don't possess encyclopedic knowledge of your discipline(s) then you're probably stupid. Take appropriate nootropic drugs to reduce the symptoms.

Very intelligent people are often a little weird, but people who are very weird are often a little stupid.

I'd have to agree with you overall. The genius tropes are generally pretty shit.


 No.36747

File: 1446978242687.png (132.55 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1418945968043.png)

>>11769

oh my god


 No.36748

>>36712

Isn't she that chick from the That 70's show?


 No.36750

>>36712

Heavy drops of sweat appeared on my face, because even I have never experienced next wave.


 No.36758

File: 1446997268123.png (168.93 KB, 439x448, 439:448, 2015-11-08-163940_439x448_….png)

>>36712

>yfw she hasn't read the neuromancer


 No.36776

>>36743

I agree that some people are simply born smarter than others.

However, these shows rarely show the super intelligent people working to gain their knowledge. It's like the writers just expect us to assume the character was born with all that knowledge.


 No.36785

>>13340

It is better for you to run a local DNS server that does those sort of checks. That way everything on your machine does those checks.


 No.36786

File: 1447038702515.webm (6.34 MB, 324x240, 27:20, copieddontcopythatfloppy.webm)

Don't copy that floppy!


 No.36838

>>13340

>Google Chrome does not support DANE. According to Adam Langley, the code was written,[2] but it is not in Chrome today.[3] However it is available using an add-on.[4][5]

>Mozilla Firefox has support via an add-on[6]

>>36785

How exactly will your local DNS server check the TLS certificate of a website?


 No.36850

File: 1447163470731.jpg (68.74 KB, 448x419, 448:419, 1444992284670.jpg)

>>12551

>>25619

>from the creators of fast and furious

What did i expect…

>>28503

This looks interesting.

>>27858

That's Tom Scott

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBa659QWEk1AI4Tg--mrJ2A

>>36716

That comment section… somebody pls kill me.


 No.36878

>>25636

Still makes dope vids. Plus 'being an SJW' is just the norm in anywhere vaguely radical, and will be until the pendulum swings back. difficult to judge how much somebody actually believes the more insane portions.


 No.37089

File: 1447641254117.webm (2.51 MB, 720x406, 360:203, accurate depiction of mal….webm)


 No.37103

File: 1447682584991.webm (1.4 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, magic.webm)


 No.37265

>>16543

>I hate Quora so much

Everyone does, its fucking yahoo answers but with even lower quality and incredibly pretentious fuckheads everywhere

>>36878

Nigger is doing only shitty videos now that are half bullshit that's already been covered elsewhere and half "britcunt reacting to shit"

His anti-gamergate video its particularly cringy, you can see how he constantly tries to steer away from any sensible areas that might offend the socjus cunts in the audience

>see comments

>he says he hasn't played any games in years but hes still somehow aware of gamergate and knows no good people could be there

These assholes are fascist as fuck……


 No.38019

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

100% cringe. Brought to you by the National Crime Agency (not even joking)


 No.38021

>>38019

Fucking hell, knew I'd read something about that this morning.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/09/nca_teen_hackers_parents_campaign/


 No.38025

File: 1449714456458.jpg (124.18 KB, 625x939, 625:939, real cyberpunk fiction.jpg)

>>13017

It's corn, the most cyberpunk of foods.


 No.38040

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 No.38041

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.38044

>>38019

gotta get those parents to rat out their children :^)


 No.38171

>>11768

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hacking Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Unplug the Comuputer Like Nigga Hit the Power Button Haha


 No.38175

>>38019

Britain is a fucking joke


 No.38183

>>12572

>glut loop

I literally just wrote one of those.


 No.38185

>>15648

Dat already cached tree


 No.38202

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We need more input, we gotta fill this thing with data


 No.38204

>>38202

lol sick graphics bro how much computing power does it take to generate that !00%?




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