No.29863
so i made a thread earlier about installing debian 8 and saw there was some that were talking about half the people here being corpcuck's so i figured id start this thread to see whos who in /cyber/ btw you can call me soundXbyte. neways this is me chummers lets see you.
No.29865
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No.29866
>>29863
I'd take a photo if I didn't look like a sloth's arse.
No.29868
kill yourself NSA or lurk moar newfag or go back to reddit retard.
No.29869
>>29863
nah not a fed just wanted to know who my fellow shadowrunners are is all. idc though you dont have to post a pic no ones forcing you
No.29870
hey Soundxbyte. I'm Soundxwave :)
No.29873
>>29870
No matter what you've done with yourself you're still a man.
No.29876
No.29877
>>29870
>>29863
you're both ugly autistic and probably logged into a database, you'll never be chummers grokking shazbot drekk.
here's something that wont give away my face for anyone interested.
No.29878
>>29865
IV DAMKE
wait are u a grill? those eyebrows don't look very masculine, and the v-neck goes too low and is too narrow
No.29879
>>29863
>>29865
>>29870
Disgusting and cringe, we had a thread exactly like this before.
Who the fuck thinks this is smart?
>>29877
Cool jacket
No.29880
>>29878
>over-analysing out of loneliness
we've all been there chummer.
No.29882
>>29863
>>29863
Cool, very schway
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No.29894
>>29870
shazbots like this actually come here? Fuck, this makes me want to rethink my choice of boards.
>>29880
You tell me that those eyebrows don't look feminine as fuck.
No.29897
>>29894
Oh god, imagine what /baphomet/ looks like
No.29913
No.29920
>>29865
>Posts his face
>and he tripfags
It truly is the end of time for /cyber/.
No.29923
>>29920
I didn't post enough to be identified
no excuse for tripfagging
No.29941
>>29877 what kind of jacket is that?
No.29942
>>29863
Started a thread like this a while ago. Everyone flipped their shit in an even more autistic fuckhead way than in here.
Might post a pic sometime soonish in here myself. Been meaning to take a new photo.
No.29943
>>29942
You also forgot to strip the exif data. I assume you'll change that this go 'round.
No.29944
>>29943
>implying I give a shit if people here know where I lived several months ago.
>implying I give a shit now, for that matter.
No.29946
>>29863
>10799835_946703848690673_2141965499.jpg
That filename format is for a facebook photo.
OP is such a gigantic shazbot that he actually has a facebook.
No.29947
>>29865
Stop using Windows.
No.29949
>>29942
>>29944
Ayy, it's mr. weird hair man.
I hope you got a haircut, that "My Chemical Romance" thing looked awful.
No.29951
>>29946
>OP is such a gigantic shazbot that he actually has a facebook and is such an autist that he /actually/ posted it there.
ftfy
>>29944
okay, double dubs, dox yourself, please.
No.29953
>>29951
>OP is such a gigantic shazbot that he actually has a facebook and is such an autist that he /actually/ posted it there AND here
FTFY
No.29954
>>29953
the other possibility: OP found that pictograph on facebook and is coaxing actual shazbots into posting pics
No.29955
>>29954
Highly doubt it. I already checked, photo is private. If it wasn't, I'd have posted OP's name and profile. At least he has the common sense to only hand his personal info off to the CIA, FBI, NSA, advertisers, facebook itself, and datamining corps, instead of the entire public.
No.29967
>>29942
Don't, no one wants to see you
No.29968
>>29863
the bad news is facebook
the good news is that you are almost impossible to find
No.30001
Here is my face….
/imperfectsatan/ HYPE
No.30002
>>30001
I gave you plenty of time to make your presence known.
No.30003
How the fuck is anyone supposed to delete anything on a phone? Damn it ColdSquarez, youre site has failed me again!
No.30004
>>30003
you don't have to delete it
you have to frequent /cyber/ now
It's a good board
No.30007
No.31110
Goddamn, you shazbots need to calm your shit
No.31111
>>31110
jesus christ you look like an even bigger shazbot than OP
No.31112
>>31111
and you post like ten times the shazbot of both of us combined.
No.31115
>>29877
Want to cop jacket and shoes. Where at?
No.31123
>>29954
ITT: underaged taking bait calling troll a shazbooty.
No.31131
>>31112
wew waht a sik burn
you also failed to check my quads
No.31285
>>31110
>what rednecks will look like year 2050
No.31287
NSA pls go.
Everyone who posted in this thread is now in my folder of people who have posted on /cyber/.
I sent it as a .tar.gz to https://www.fbi.gov/report-threats-and-crime and linked them to this thread.
You're all on a watchlist now. Have fun, posers.
No.31288
>>29869
Maybe you should learn to respond, fed.
No.31289
>>29863
>tfw I invented the term corpcuck
>tfw now debian shazbots who think they're 'hackers' are using it
Fuck this board. It's shit. RIP 2014 /cyber/. We newfags now.
No.31291
Pic related.
It's me hacking your gibson, faggits.
>tfw all these shazbot posers actually showing face
No.31297
>>31289
>TFW just like metal music elitists you get butthurt crybabies moaning about the board. Talk shit post fit or GTFO.
No.31299
>>31289
>i added -cuck to a word
>im a such a leet hacker xd
No.31301
>>31299
Locate the part where I said I was a hacker?
No.31304
Hello felas im haxing the hexagon
No.31312
>>31304
Get yourself an eroll-C ecig for indoors smoking. Way more cyberpunk. Tobacco cigs are for rainy alley ways selling dick pics on floppy discs.
No.31314
>>31304
I wish you had Matrix screensaver
No.31320
>>31304
Basic bit jockey look, no chrome. I like it.
This thread is interesting though… surprised so many are showing face.>>31304
No.31328
in the spirit of >>29877
here's some shit from a while back.
No.31332
>Deleted meta data just in case you wanna hack my ass
>all day in Computer
>not leaving house
>uses windows
>dont know how to CC+ or neither HTML
>The only case of haxing is using a script for java just to win a game on neopets when i was 14 yrs old
I-im C-cyber enough?
No.31334
>>31332
I created a GUI that hacks into your IP mainframe so consider your ass hacked.
No.31341
No.31346
>>31334
Ayy lmao u dont need to hax my ass my ass is already hacked
>>31341
Yes, im worried about this.
No.31370
>>29870
You tryna fuck, BB?
No.31371
>>31291
This is the single most powerful image I've ever beheld.
No.31383
>>31371
One image, a thousand words.
No.31398
>>31287
OHNOES. DA CYBER POLICE IZ GUNNA GET MEH.
Nobody who isn't a hacker and a US citizen has anything to worry about.
No.31401
>>29863
>call other people corpcuck's
>has facebook
I dont know if retarded or just bait.
No.31444
This is cancer
t. cryptonigger
No.31446
>>31398
>nothing to hide?
NASA pls..
No.31488
>not keeping your webcam covered
fuck you up to?
No.31527
This thread is everything wrong with /cyber/.
When this board was first created we discussed the potential and ethical repercussions of trans humanism, we discussed privacy, scarcity and the impact of changing technology on our lives, how best to maximize your freedom while minimizing your footprint, the philosophy of singularity and the objectivity/subjectivity of augmented reality. That stupid fucking fashion thread was the beginning of the end, you should wear whatever helps you blend into a crowd but all anyone posted were neon dreadlocks and trench coats.
/cyber/ has turned into a fetishization of an 80's scifi aesthetic by the most tech illiterate people I've ever communicated with; the worst part is that everybody who has come here for the last 8 months thinks that's exactly what the board is supposed to be.
No.31533
>>31527
2l33t4me. Be the change you want to see bitch. Make a new thread about whatever you want to talk about or do you need a tissue for that tantrum your having?
No.31534
I'm 1/2 of the fam0us h4cker du0:
Gl1tch3'd. You may know us as the two pe0ple behind such h4cks as, 9/11, that Tetr1s 0n a building thing, wikil3aks and gam3rgate.
We also built the pyramids and Stonehenge.
ask me anything <3
I regret nothing
No.31537
>>31527
This, I miss old /cyber/
It's fucking heartbreaking that I can't relive the great feelings I got from this board earlier on.
No.31542
>>31527
>>31537
> less than ten days to september
>>31533
Exactly.
If you want to discuss philosophy, spend more time your time doing just that, and less time shitting on stuff you don't like.
The lowest post on the catalog hasn't had posts since the end of may. I'm sure there's a way to fit in a few deep thoughts without having them getting bumped off immediately.
No.31548
>>31534
Are you as good as Hackerman?
Also how can i become as good h4ck3r as you?
No.31556
>>31548
>as good as hacker man
yeesh, please don't talk about THAT total hack. I once hacked him in three seconds hack, I mean flat.
He may have hacked Kung Fury back into the past but I actually managed to hack MYSELF into the FUTURE on more than one occasion. I invented the word "meme", that's just how l33t I am.
>Also how can i become as good h4ck3r as you?
Listen kid, get on my level, okay? Oh wait what's that? You can't because I'm the l33test h4cker in the known universe? Okay then! well I guess the answer is you simply can't be as good a hacker as I am. Because that would be literally impossible. Pssh, but don't take it to heart, it's nothin' personel, kiddo.
I do encourage you get into hacking as early as possible though. I popped out my mom's vag holding a laptop hacking the US government, so suffice to say you'll never be at my level. I will give you one tip though, a good place to start it wear black hoodies and sunglasses, take a few selfies and edit them on photoshop to add maybe like some binary and an 80s style grid over the top. and use a lot of green, green is the hacker colour.
Oh and good luck.
No.31557
Real talk cybernigs. Anyone reccomend a decent pair of cyberpunky goggles? I intend to add infrared LEDs to a pair to make anti cctv goggles.
No.31560
>>31557
>Real talk cybernigs.
Retarded slang, but ok
>Anyone reccomend a decent pair of cyberpunky goggles?
No. Fuck off back to /steampunk/, goggles are useless and look incredibly fucking gay unless they're used for swimming or industrial work.
>I intend to add infrared LEDs to a pair to make anti cctv goggles.
Use a goddamn hat, you nitwit. Goggles make you stand out. A baseball cap won't. When police are questioning witnesses, what's going to stick out more? A guy in jeans, a baseball cap, and a tshirt, or a guy wearing chrome goggles and a trenchcoat?
No.31563
>>31557
>goggles
Why? Wear a hat as >>31560 suggests. Goggles serve no purpose than additional attention or protection from gas.
No.31564
>>31563
If you need protection from gas, you're best off buying or DIYing a gas mask anyway, ideally with modern filters. And that's only for a severe SHTF domestic situation that you should be smart enough to not get involved with, anyway.
No.31641
>>31616
so you're saying that you are a shiney cunt
No.31661
No.31680
>>31563
>>31440
I got this helmet @ the disposals depot they have goggles & many gadgets (my gogglez are from a metal/music store where you can get spikes & decorations for ur leather… I cyber modded mine by putting some clear circuits between the lenses of one eye + double tinting the other (good for reading/staring @ the sun)
No.31681
>>31680
SHould mention said helmet was only 10brouzuff
No.31734
>>31680
>>31681
literally everything that is wrong with /cyber/ can be summed up here
No.31761
run through a png -> 256 color DOS converter I made in Lisp and assembly
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No.31799
No.31831
>>31800
this man has the right ideas, this is /cyber/ not fucking /soc/, when we say 'post pic' I better see some avatars.
pic related is me, how it should be done
No.31839
>>31761
you wrote a lisp interpreter in assembly and then wrote a lisp program to do that?
Top schway.
No.31843
>>31527
Your post is pretty much representative of the site as a whole unfortunately. Everywhere, the quality of discussion in general has dropped significantly - with a few really good smaller boards here and there.
Lainchan is better than /cyber/ anyways.
Although frankly I still think that the "goth ninja" techwear aesthetic is schway as drokk despite the stupid name
>>31533
>>31542
Both your posts are basically "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality. If no one on the board is interested in discussing the kinds of things that this anon misses about /cyber/, posting threads about them isn't going to do jack shit because they will get buried by the multiple fashion threads and multiple music threads.
Samefagging the fuck out of threads will only get you so far. If the interest just isn't there in the community there's not very much you as an individual can do to change that - especially online.
No.31848
>>31843
Check the catalog, check the dates. This board does not have the kind of activity that bumping off is a problem if the thread has had any recent activity at all.
Most of the shazzes choosing to pollute these sugar-content threads
with their complaints (instead of using one of the TWO dedicated whining threads
>>28952 >>31582 ...what was that about redundant threads?) do not even
sage, so if anything they help out with burying their oh so coveted real
and proper and good cyberpunk as the cyberpunk god himself ordained, threads.
No.32879
So, why are you shazbots so fucking mad about people posting photos? Do you actually think any government gives a fuck about this board full of whiny elitists who want to be cyborg hackers?
No.32882
>>32879
it's the principle of the thing.
No.32889
>>32882
The government doesn't care about a few anarchist neckbeards in their mothers basements, leave people be.
No.32899
>>32889
Again, it's the principle of the thing. Very not cyberpunk
No.32902
>>32899
And again, why isn't it cyberpunk? We're posting on an imageboard on a website demonized for a userbase attached to a movement about standing up to corruption. That in and of itself is pretty fucking cyberpunk. What's not cyberpunk about posting pictures? Is it because you think cyberpunk is about anonymity and shit? Because it fucking isn't. At all.
No.32904
>>32902
Go back to reddit, you fucking dweeb.
Your writing style gives you away.
No.32905
>>32904
Stop being a little bitch, your moaning gives you away. Make yourself useful and make a cyberpunk thread and help bury this thread instead of crying on a picture thread about "muh anonymituhs". Not even saging either pussy nigga. Get.
No.32906
>>32905
hahaha totes didnt think my thread would last this long hahahaha
No.32913
>>31880
These chummers have the right idea.
No.32917
>>32906
Probably because it has rustled so many jimmies. More than the fashion thread.
No.33640
>>32904
>implying I've ever bothered with plebbit.
No.33672
>>31831
That gives me serious vore vibes.
No.33679
Hi Cyber, I'm Raoul Moat.
No.36141
da schwayest kobun of dem all, reppin it up here on ur board #lainchan #schway #apple #stevejobs #feelthebern
No.36146
>>36141
That kalyx shazbot is seriously cancerous
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