/cyber/ - Cyberpunk & Science Fiction

>>38148

I had a similar idea except I would put the contacts on the finger tips of the glove and locate the on switch in my ass.

clench my o-ring to make others go spastic.

>>38156

I have a whistle to stop the booty infiltrate

>Be struggling with enemy

>"Fuck, so it's come to this…"

>A C T I V A T E P O W E R G L O V E D E A T H M O D E

>Punch enemy

>Guy lets out a big "ouch!"

>The area between the positive and negative poles is so small it just affected a single unimportant muscle

>>38148

>pi zero

>implying that shit can handle the voltage

Is this a meme? why does this crappy thing keeps popping up everywhere?

>>38148

What are some good self-defense options for a country in which pretty much every fucking self-defense weapon (from tasers to pepper spray, even a fucking stick) are forbidden?

>>38172

Krav Maga.

>>38172

Lift some weights and learn to fucking fight dumbass.

>>38172

bandana with padlock?

>>38172

Every Day

>100 Sit-Ups

>100 Push-Ups

>100 Squats

>10km Run

>>38180

>>38181

>>38186

Being tough doesn't mean shit if you can't get your head in a fight and know how to respond effectively. You can easily be fighting multiple people, whom could have weapons. This can all happen in the blink of an eye, you're walking home and you get hit across the back of the head and boxed into a wall with a bunch of guys beating into you. That's the reality.

>>38186

Quality, not quantity. You can do a million sit ups but if you're doing them wrong then it's all worthless. Plus working out every day doesn't give your body enough time to heal itself. You'll endure the quantity, but you can not gain a single bit of muscle.

>>38172

>>38148

To think up something so fucking useless you have to be either role-playing, ignorant or downright stupid…

Or a combination of those.

>Taser build into a glove

Why? It would either be awkward as fuck with conductors sticking out, or the conductors would be covered limiting their effectiveness.

>wires lead from glove to a control unit

>unit is where all the components (battery, pi zero, etc.) are so hand function is not limited

During melee combat, any weapon that isn't a whole unit is a liability.

Depending on how far you have the "control unit" from the glove itself, it gets more and more impractical because of the wires. A unit mounted on your wrist or forearm (as opposed to a belt clip mounted one) it might be usable, albeit still impractical.

>the components (battery, pi zero, etc.)

Why do you need a fucking Pi Zero for a glorified taser? A taser is magnificently simple in its function; hign voltage electricity = hurt. How on earth could a fucking computer ever do anything but unnecessarily over-complicate this?

>activated by pressing using the thumb to press a combination of buttons located on the index finger

Yeah, good luck fiddling around with buttons in a fight.

A simple taser is in nearly every way a better solution to the "I want to zapp people" problem.

>>38197

Reason has spoken.

>>38197

>>38198

Obvious samefag is obvious.

>>38173

>>38180

>>38186

>>38196

>implying anyone even remotely /cyber/ has time for all that shit

>>38192

Thanks mate, this guy actually makes some useful stuff.

>>38192

Yeah nahh that's shit. When someone jumps you, are you gonna pull out your sinker rope and start spinning it at 100mph before he gets to you? The impact is going to be too small to stop someone. The fact that stopping power is a thing in caliber choice makes this pretty clear.

>>38212

Look at his other videos on self-defense. Those are better.

>>38203

If it makes you feel better then sure.

>>38172

An illegal firearm.

>>38156

If that happened to me I wouldn't complain. Unless they a nigger. Then I'd be uncomfortable (but still would let that bitch slide in).

Where the fuck is my Cobra? My Liquid Knuckles? My Dragon's Tooth Nanosword?

>>38237

No news posted since 2010.

>>38237

Apart from that janky-looking trigger mechanism as well as >>38293 , that actually looks rather workable for taking the initiative out of a surprise attack. Just make sure you have a plan/weapon to actually neutralize the fucker or get the hell out of dodge.

>>38237

So its a shitty looking jacket that only works if they tough you right in your shoulder AND if you are pressing the button at that time…

>>38307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPfGyYRy500

It's just that only the shoulder arcs has a visible arc when it's firing. Not entirely sure why it even does this.

All of the exterior is electrified; it seems that the fabric's warp is at potential with respect to the weft, or something like that. No comment on the button.

>>38310

>All of the exterior is electrified

Well that makes sense, as for the trigger it could work like cattle barriers do: once its "switched" it uses a small voltage and when it detects a drop in current (because something its touching it) it sends a big shock, or a constant one if you want to really fry the fucker

You need to go technical, but not too technical. You want a fistload.

http://www.donrearic.com/fistload.html

>>38842

linx pls?

>>38939

http://info.stylee32.net/PDF%20Library/The%20Poor%20Mans%20James%20Bond/

maybe?

>>38842

>>38939

>>38940

https://archive.org/details/KurtSaxonThePoorMansJamesBondVol5.pdf

>>38148

/k/ here:

this is fucking stupid.

For one, electrical weapons like this require constant contact in order to maintain effectiveness. Unless you're shooting probes like a legit taser brand taser (as opposed to your pic related stun gun), you have a glorified electric sex toy.

>kill and stun

oh hahaha. The amount of electricity you'd need to reliably kill someone with an electric weapon is rediculous. why even?

>>38946

Agreed. The no-contact jacket is cool though. I wonder how well it works for anti-taser defense.

All the countries I can think of that will not let ordinary people carry guns also prohibit shock weapons, so you might as well carry a gun because the risk of getting caught is the same. NAA makes a very small revolver that is very easy to smuggle into a country and difficult to find in a search. Of course I would never advocate that anyone would smuggle or illegally carry a firearm, but if you live in a dangerous place it's not a bad idea.

If you need weapons that won't appear to be weapons even if you are strip-searched, wear steel toed boots. Working class men have been using those to stomp the life out of thugs for as long as anyone can remember.