/cyoa/ - Choose your own adventure

>>1199 (double checked)

How can a waifu be not as I desire it? If you ask me that's not the correct use of the word.

>>1199

Brotha I don't have a d175!

>>1200

It'd be an unhappy marriageo but you remain loyal in holy matrimonyu. Because you're husbando and waifu.

Rolled 23 (1d175)

First roll

any dice tutorial for this? I dont know how to roll all this

>>1200

It's not your waifu. You're the futa's bitch-ass waifu

I like aspects of it, but there are certain elements that don't make a whole lot of sense. For instance, what does it mean when you roll a 6 on the age scale? What about a 1? I appreciate how many elements go into it, but you need a brief description for many of the categories explaining the scale.

Rolled 128 (1d175)

>>1199

I fully expect to have to google the outcome of this roll. I mean what the hell is a Kejourou?

Rolled 4, 5, 4, 4, 5, 1, 6, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3, 1, 5, 5, 4, 4, 6, 6, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2, 6, 5, 1, 3, 2, 5, 2, 6, 2, 6, 6, 1, 3, 4, 4, 3, 6, 5, 2, 5, 3, 5, 4, 2, 2, 6, 3, 3, 1, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6, 3, 6, 4, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 6, 5, 3, 4, 6, 4, 4, 3, 6, 4, 2, 5, 4, 6, 4, 1, 6, 2, 5, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6 = 419 (110d6)

>>1247

Fine, a pixie.

Good thing the others are all the same kind of dice, it still is a thread destroying design though.

>>1248

>>1247

>Race

Pixie

>Major stats

Agility: 4/6

Charisma: 5/6

Constitution: 4/6

Dexterity: 4/6

Perception: 5/6

Strength: 1/6

Willpower: 6/6

Wisdom: 3/6

Intelligence: 4/6

Endurance:3 /6

Luck: 1/6

She's got shitty strength and luck, but good stats otherwise and great willpower. What is willpower even for? Resisting mind effects?

>Appearance/physical

Age: 3/6

Aphrodisiac Vulnerability: 1/6

Bust Size: 5/6

Butt Size: 5/6

Curviness: 4/6

Eyebrows: 4/6

Fertility: 6/6

Flexibility: 6/6

Fluffiness: 3/6

Hair color: 2/6 ()

Hair length: 2/6

Height: 2/6

Hips: 1/6

Horn size: 3/6

Lip fullness: 2/6

Looks: 6/6

Magic resistance: 5/6

Muscles: 1/6

Pheromone Vulnerability: 3/6

Poison Potency: 2/6

Power: 5/6

Sensitivity: 2/6

Smell: 6/6

Speed: 2/6

Squishiness: 6/6

Stamina: 6/6

Strength: 1/6

Thigh Thickness: 3/6

Toughness: 4/6

Tongue length: 4/6

Waist: 3/6

Weight: 6/6

>Hips 1/6

She's no tinkerbell, that's for sure, I noticed a 6/6 for both looks and weight, maybe it all goes to her bust and butt. Then again, her curviness is not maxed and it has to go somewhere, it's not her muscles that's for sure.

>Personality

Affection: 5/6

Appetite for sexual energy: 2/6

Ascetics: 5/6

Assertiveness: 3/6

Bitchyness: 5/6

Clingyness: 4/6

Clumsiness: 2/6

Corruption: 2/6

Craziness: 6/6

Demeanor: 3/6

Desire for money: 3/6

Desire to turn me into her sex toy: 1/6

Disposition: 6/6

Dominance: 5/6

Eloquence: 6/6

Fellowship: 4/6

Fitness: 6/6

Fortitude: 3/6

Frugal: 6/6

Grace: 4/6

Insomnia level: 5/6

Nerd interests: 5/6

Kindness: 6/6

Lewdness: 4/6

Libido: 5/6

Love: 1/6

Loyalty: 1/6

Loyalty to the Emperor: 2/6

Lust: 4/6

Maternal Instinct: 3/6

Nerdiness: 2/6

Orthodoxy: 3/6

/pol/-ness: 4/6

Protectiveness: 6/6

Romanticness: 5/6

Sex Drive: 3/6

Sexual dominance: 4/6

Sexual programming: 6/6

Smile protection Potential: 5/6

Smugness: 3/6

Snarkiness: 4/6

Stubbornness: 6/6

Style: 4/6

Submissive or dominant: 4/6

Temper: 3/6

Work ethic: 6/6

What stands out here to me that's she's neither loving or loyal to me but still protective. I guess we have more of a business relation, I'm envisioning some sort of guide like Link's Navi, it's her job to make sure I complete my mission in one piece, and she's got a strong work ethic.

>Skills

Artistic prowess: 4/6

Blowjb skill: 2/6

Cleaning: 5/6

Computer skill: 4/6

Cuddle ability: 6/6

Culinary Aptitude: 4/6

Elemental Power: 1/6

Flying skill: 6/6

Footjob skill: 2/6

Handjob skill: 5/6

Housework: 4/6

Magic: 1/6

Magical affinity: 3/6

Martial Prowess: 3/6

Musical Skill: 1/6

Tech affinity: 3/6

Titjob skill: 5/6

Vidya skill: 5/6

Weapon skill: 6/6

Wife skills: 6/6

It's a good thing she knows how to fly because that's how her only viable means of locomotion, beside sitting on my shoulder. I guess she'd make for a good wife, but you know what, she's not interested in me so woop de doo.

More affirmation, by the way, that she's no good in a fight. She will have to serve for diplomacy and exposition only, really an NPC.

I think I'm doing this right.

I am not doing this right.

Rolled 110 (1d175)

Trying again.

Rolled 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 6, 4, 4 = 36 (11d6)

>>1270

Medusa? I can get past the snake hair. Snakes are kinda cool anyway.

>>1271

Agility: 4/6

Charisma: 3/6

Constitution: 3/6

Dexterity: 2/6

Perception: 3/6

Strength: 3/6

Willpower: 1/6

Wisdom: 3/6

Intelligence: 6/6

Endurance: 4/6

Luck: 4/6

Agility and Dexterity? Is that really necessary? Do strength and constitution really need to be separate? Constitution and endurance? Feels kinda like a joke.

Super average all around, but willpower is garbage and intelligence is amazing. I can work with that.

>>1272

If this sets of your redundancy alarm just wait until you read the rest of the table.

>Strength

>Muscles

>interest in nerdy things

>nerdiness

>dominance

>sexual dominance

>submissive or dominant

>lewdness

>libido

>sex drive

>cleaning

>culinary aptitude

>wife skills

you know, rarely did I contemplate using my shadowrun levels of dice for waifu-ing… But god bless my first tg love

Also is there any context for these stats? Like my waifu has a mess of lower-rolls on stats but a lot of forties as well, do I assume it's XX/100?

Rolled 109 (1d175)

First roll.

Rolled 141 (1d175)

A new Roll

Rolled 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 3, 2, 4, 2, 1, 6, 5, 1, 2, 4, 5, 1, 5, 3, 4, 6, 2, 5, 4, 1, 3, 4, 1, 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 5, 2, 1, 1, 3, 4, 2, 3, 3, 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 6, 3, 5, 3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 4, 1, 1, 4, 6, 5, 5, 4, 1, 5, 4, 3, 2, 6, 6, 5, 1, 3, 3, 5, 6, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 5, 5, 4, 5, 1, 1, 6, 2, 5, 5, 6, 3, 2, 1, 1, 6, 3, 3, 6, 2, 1, 6, 5, 4, 4, 5, 6, 5, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 6, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4 = 436 (125d6)

Extra dices to play

Rolled 3, 4, 6, 2, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 5, 4, 2, 6, 4, 5, 3, 4, 3, 1, 2, 4, 1, 2, 4, 5, 2, 1, 6, 4, 2, 4, 1, 6, 4, 3, 1, 5, 2, 2, 2, 1, 5, 3, 6, 2, 2, 3, 6, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 5, 2, 5, 6, 2, 3, 1, 5, 4, 1, 3, 6, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 5, 2, 3, 6, 4, 3, 4, 6, 4, 6, 3, 1, 5, 5, 5, 4, 6, 2, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1, 5, 6, 1, 6, 3, 3, 2, 4, 1, 3, 1, 1, 6, 3, 5, 6, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 6, 5, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 = 422 (125d6)

The table with some stuff removed because, of (roll any)

Sea Slime

Personality

[6] Appetite for sexual Energy

[6] Aesthetics

[3] Assertiveness

[6] Bitchiness

[3] Clinginess

[2] Clumsiness

[4] Corruption

[2] Craziness

[6] Desire for money

[5] Desire to turn me into her sex toy

[4] Eloquence

[5] Fellowship

[1] Fitness

[5] Fortitude

[4] Grace

[6] Insomnia Level

[2] Interest in nerd shit

[5] Kindness

[4] Lewdness

[3] Loyalty

[4] Loyalty to Emperor

[4] Maternal

[5] Ortodoxy

[5]/pol/

[5] Romantic

[2] Sex drive

[4] Smugness

[3] Stubbornnes

[3] Style

[1] Submissive

[4] Temper

[5] Work Ethic

Major Stats

[4] Agility

[3] Charisma

[6] Constitution

[3] Dexterety

[5] Perception

[3] Strength

[3] Willpower

[1] Wisdom

[1] Intelligence

[1] Endurance

[1] Luck

Skills

[3] Artistic Prowess

[4] Blowjob Skills

[1] Cleaning

[1] Com´puter skill

[4] Cuddle Ability

[6] Culinary Aptitude

[5] Elemental Power

[5] Flying Skill

[4] Footjob skill

[1] Handjob skill

[5] Housework

[4] Magic

[3] Magical Affinity

[2] Martial Affinity

[6] Musical skill

[6] Tech Affinity

[5] Titjob skill

[1] Vidya skill

[3] Weapon skill

[3] Wife skill

Appereance

[5] Age

[6] Aphrodisiac Vulnerability

[5] Curviness

[4] Eyebrows

[3] Fertility

[5] Flesibility

[5] Fluffiness

[4] Hair color(red)

[5] Height

[6] Lip fullness

[5] Magic Resistance

[5] muscles

[6] Pheromone Vulnerability

[3] Poison potency

[1] smell

[6] speed

[3] squishiness

[3] Stamina

[6] Strength

[6] Tongue Length

[5] Waist

Other

[4]Pocket Dimension Lavishness

[5] Wealth

[6] Dominion

Race specific

[5] Ferret like qualities

[4]easy to clean(slimes)

[5]eyestalks

[6]quality of woman caught

So this is the tale of a rather big and curvy Slime Queen, that got caugth,She is highly resistant and very strong and fast for anybody of her size, sadly she is not very brigth, but her ten eyes usually help her to avoid mortal dangers, technology is her nemesis, and also the strong smell of some human fluids specially the sweat of her lover.

She is not a master of handcrafts, but because she is a long tongue slime she can make anything with it.

Rolled 97 (1d175)

Rolling for race

Rolled 102 (1d175)

>>1517

>reroll

Rolled 55 (1d175)

>>1199

rooo

Rolled 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6, 1, 5, 5, 5 = 43 (11d6)

>>1530

Rolled 6, 5, 1, 1, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 5, 1, 3, 1, 1, 4, 5, 6, 3, 3, 5, 2, 3, 1, 1, 6, 4, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 1, 3, 5, 4, 2, 2, 3, 2, 5, 3, 2, 3 = 150 (46d6)

>>1531

Rolled 1, 5, 6, 3, 4, 5, 1, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 6, 5, 4, 4, 3, 4, 4, 4 = 76 (20d6)

>>1532

Rolled 2, 5, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 4, 2, 6, 4, 6, 6, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1, 6, 2, 5, 6, 2, 5, 2, 1 = 119 (33d6)

>>1533

Rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7 (3d6)

>>1534