>>1232
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> Music Box
Multi-millionaire, comfy.
> The Flag
Getting assassinated simulator.
> Skype
Range unclear. If close range, mind reading is the only thing of note, but still a lot less useful than godtube. Mostly interesting for the roleplaying aspects, not for any practical applications.
> Check box
More limited SimEarth, minus needing intimidation to sway the populace. Nice if you want to viscerally experience being a criminal, though you may just be killed illegally.
> The Mic
Imposter syndrome induced depression and suicide, coming right up. Possibly a neat option for sociopaths.
> The Erection
This is the single most powerful app to date. It has time travel, unlimited range, the power to paralyse and even kill. Especially if you can't kill yourself by giving your grandma an erection, this is godlike.
Find a series of photos of crowds from the same source, for example a series of WW2 rallies. Pause at a shot of the crowd. Divide the crowd into blocks. Give each block an erection or not, using a code, for example: –..—..—–..——-. The existence of women in these blocks will make the event noteworthy, and may be enough to have people at the time piece together the existence of a message, i.e. the prime numbers. Check historical records whether this was in fact discovered.
If so, they'll be on the lookout for the next message. Go to the next photograph in the series. Using smaller blocks, send a prime number series, followed by morse code "SIGNAL THRG ERECTIONS REQ PHOTOS IN 2015". In response to this, they'll hopefully make a neat, clear photo series for easy communications.
Then, using blocks of 4 people, tell them of the situation and start giving them information. You'll be able to read their conclusions and wishes online (or you can demand they make it public), as well as their advise to compress the message. In fact, you'll be able to read that advise before you think of what information to send, so you'll be sending the best information people have been able to come up with during the past century, using the information you'll be sending them.
If you find that they don't pick up the signal immediately, you can continue being obvious, or try skipping to video and giving people pulsed erections.
At the end of this feedback loop, a massive industrial revolution will occur, from the time of the first crowd shot (~1910?) to the time of your death, if ever.
If this kind of temporal manipulation isn't safe, fear not. You can still control nations by giving their populations uncontrollable orgasms (until they die from a lack of sleep or inability to feed themselves) until they acquiesce to your demands. Demands given by orgasming crowds on public television.
This should be about as powerful as SimEarth, with the benefit of not harming people directly, but the downside of not having a panopticon.
> Angry birds
Can be defeated by a trained police force. 0/10.
> Power up +
Another mediocre superpower.
So yeah, I'll definitely go with The Erection, if only because taking over the world through orgasm is hilariously undignified.