/cyoa/ - Choose your own adventure

I'll take the two free points, use it to gain Transform Human, and become an immortal little boy.

I'm not putting up with the wizard's ecchi bullshit for more than a couple years when I could be off having shota orgies all day.

Eye Candy (+5)

Accomplice (+3)

Experimentation (+4)

Master's Will (+2)

Secret Project (+4)

Total points: 20 (including the default 2)

Transform Human + Inhuman (-4)

Shrink + Grow (-4)

Invisibility (-2)

Flight (-2)

Aqueous Form (-4)

aand Charm (-4)

Fuck it, if I'm learning from an old pervert wizard, I'm making him teach me the sex spells.

Also while I'm there I'd probably try to convince to turn himself into a girl himself. If I succeeded then I'd probably take Special Someone, mainly so I could get Dance Magic (and then just use my remaining 3 points on Summon Familiar for waifu-summoning).

Heat Shield (1)

Flight (2)

Summon Property (1)

base 2 points (2)

Accomplice (3)

I don't mind at all helping the wizard to be a perv cause he seems like a bro. The point of the spells I chose is being a badass nomad that has all his stuff with him at all times and can sleep comfortably (and for free) anywhere cause of the flight spell. The point of heat shield is to allow myself to be comfy at high altitudes without having to put on extra clothes and to allow me to kill people and break electronics. Think About it, allowing things to succumb to overheating is a very powerful and stealthy way to kill/break.

>>649

>eye candy (7)

>secret Project (11)

>illusion (10)

>shrink (8)

>grow (6)

>wizard strength (3)

>Enchantments (0)

I'm going to create so many cursed items it's unreal.

With annoying rules to them too, like maybe give you the illusion that you're shrinking and having you grow every time you wish for it.

Eye Candy +5

Cosplay +2

Sexual Harassment +4

Special Someone +6

Total = 19

Illusion -1

Transform Human -2

Heal -3

Magic Missile -1

Flight -2

Summon Familiar -3

Necromancy -4

Golem -2

Summon Property -1

I don't mind fucking/marrying the wizard as long as he's attractive. Staying stuck with him forever might be decent as long as he keeps training me.

>>1000

>Not taking Master's will for the basically free two points

Are you retarded?

>>1240

That's not the point. In order to use those points, I've have to spend two more years training with him. While I might learn something new, that's two years I'm not out fucking shotas. Also, I highly doubt this guy would be impressed with anything I do if it's gay.

Eh, if it's that easy, I'll also take Transform Inhuman and add catboys and boy cubs to the mix. More fun for me.

>>1236

fuck it, add on

master's will (2)

and give me enchantment (3)

This way I can enchant all my things to be heat resistant and flying and basically live in the sky just like the wiznerd. Maybe I can use the heat resistance to travel through space and stars and stuff. could be fun. I can store infinite air with teleport property for my space travels.

>>1244

Kid, you need to learn that not everyone shares your preferences. Also perhaps learn that you're a blabbering idiot. Why the hell would anyone want to have sex in the sky? There's nothing solid to thrust against so it would be less fucking and more flailing around. It also says clearly that cloned objects/things recombine when "shoved back together", which is a pretty close mechanical definition of sex.

>>649

>Heat Shield

>Illusion

>Transform Human

>Transform Inhuman

>Heal

>Pause Time

>Flight

>Creation

>Wizard Strength

>Charm

I take Eye Candy, Cosplay, Sexual Harassment, Accomplice, Experimentation and Master's Will. I got and used exactly 22 points.

We DIO now.

>>1237

Actually, I'd want transform human with that to really get some mean stuff to do, so I guess I'll take cosplay too.

That makes my apprenticeship 13 years in length, but you know what, that's okay. Transform human gives you protection against aging.

>>649

Favors: Eye candy (+5), cosplay (+2), sexual harassment (+4), accomplice (+3), experimentation (+4), master's will (+2), special someone (+6). Counting the two starter, total is 28. I don't wanna get in trouble with the wizard police so secret project is out. I was extremely hesitant about Special Someone, but the more I realized what I could do with 28 points, the more I realized it would be worth it. Completely worth it.

Start: I have to learn Heal first. This means more years before I can illusion the wizard into looking like a sexy lady, but my father has cancer and while his immediate future prognosis looks good, we're looking at years and years of time to learn these spells, so I need to knock this one out fast. I'll heal him on the down low and otherwise keep this power to myself except when me or a friend has suffered some kind of potentially fatal injury. Once I've got Heal, I can also use it to buy up broke ass cars, fix them, and resell them. For now, I'm going to do one car every 2-4 months or so. Play it like I'm fixing them mundane-wise, so that no wizard-hounding mobsters come by and try to pressgang me into their service. Can't be too careful about the wizard-hounding mafia.

After four years: Learn to Illusion the wizard into a sexy lady. I'd strongly consider taking the marriage option of special someone because then he'd probably be willing to put off sex until I learned this spell. He seems like a cool guy and all. But ultimately I don't want to be nailed down to anyone.

After eight years: Now that I can Reset Time, I can get myself out of virtually any tight spot with a snap of the fingers. Just so long as it's something I can dodge with advance warning. Granted, not so helpful if it's mobsters waking me up to break my kneecaps, but that seems like a fate I can manage to avoid even without the assistance of magic. My spells aren't very flashy yet, and I'm keeping them to myself as much as possible, so even if there are wizard-hounding mobsters I should be fine.

After nine years: Magic Missile has got to be at least as good as a pistol, so it should serve as a decent weapon of last resort, but I doubt I'll get into any violent confrontations in the next decade. This is mostly here for the longterm.

After twelve years: I keep my powers of Enchantment to myself for now.

After fourteen years: Now that I have Golems, the fun begins.

>>1265

The first golem I make is the constructor golem, enchanted with the power to construct other golems and enchant them, but he cannot enchant them with golem construction. He has the golem-making spell, but he's given strict instructions to never, ever enchant another golem with the golem-making spell. Only I can make constructor golems. Also, the worker golems he'll be making will be loyal to their creator, the constructor golem, so I'll have to drop by at the completion of each batch so that the constructor golem can tell the worker golems to treat orders from me like orders from the constructor.

Worker golems have their palms, chest plates, and eyes enchanted with magic missile and their fingers enchanted with heal/repair. The constructor golem is instructed to churn them out in a batch of a half-dozen or so. Using the magic missiles for protection and the healing fingers to repair cars and heal what doctors can't, I have a neat business going. Instruct constructor golem to create more worker golems to grow business. Carefully avoid giving a recursive instruction that could result in a Fantasia scenario.

I'd use my golems for a world domination scenario, but I imagine the wizard police wouldn't be on board with that.

After seventeen years: I use Summon Familiar. The summoned familiar is now in charge of GolemCo. I don't know if she has my spells, so I don't know if she can make new constructor golems and the like, but she can manage the business end for me, and I can tell the constructor golem and all worker golems to listen to her commands. Plus, since her traits and appearance are based on my personality, she (or he? Not clear what 'based on my personality' means, if his sex is based on my gender identity than he'll probably be male unless years of eye candy have altered my perception of myself) will probably be the same type of GM I am and equally willing, which means my forever GM problem is solved.

After nineteen years: I can't use Transform Human on myself until my apprenticeship is over, but I can enchant a ring that turns my mate into a twenty-year old version of themself and give it to them. I can also make a ring golem that produces rings that turn you into a twenty-year old version of one of my mates. I'm not sure if I can enchant a golem with general enchantment capability and even if I can, I don't know if they're smart enough to make custom rings. But if you really want a custom ring, for ten or twenty million dollars I'll craft it myself. Anyone with that kind of cash can probably kidnap me despite my golem protectors if they get desperate, but I don't want to be inundated with ring requests nor do I want an angry mob targeting me. So the generic rings keep the plebs happy, occasional custom orders keep the very powerful off my back.

>>1266

After twenty years: I heat and cold-proof my golems and produce heat-and-cold proof cloaks with my Heat Shield spell. Both of them have failsafes which cause the shield to stop operating for a while every few hours to prevent overheating.

After twenty-two years: Now that I have the power of Flight I enchant my home to fly, with a map and a pin. If you place the pin in the map, the house will fly to that location (this seems like a reasonable extension of the fact that I can choose to fly wherever I want with the flight spell, the map is just a control mechanism). and create a new constructor golem who makes wings of flight with which to upgrade the worker golems. The home is also enchanted to be heat proofed, with the anti-overheat failsafe, so that I won't get chilly flying at fifteen thousand feet all the time.

After twenty-six years: Now that I've learned Necromancy I can make horcrux golems. Nothing about necromancy says that a ceramic undead can't do magic, eat good food, or have good sex, so the seven horcrux golems, one for each day of the week, are scattered to distant corners of the world with their flying powers. The bottom of the Mariana Trench. The middle of the Sahara Desert. Somewhere within a few dozen miles of the south pole (but not right on top of it, because that makes it easier to locate). Each one is enchanted with the powers of golem crafting and necromancy and sent with a ceramic golem body and one temperature cloak. Each is assigned a day of the week. On that day, they awaken and attempt to summon my ghost. If unsuccessful, they go back to sleep. If successful, summon me into the ceramic body. I am now very nearly immortal. Additionally, anyone I care about who died before I could get them a ring of immortality is now back.

After twenty-eight years: With the power to Transform Inhuman I begin phasing out human overseers of my golem crews in exchange for loyal dog girls, and am released from my apprenticeship to the wizard.

Truthfully I'd like to stay with him longer, learn the secrets of Grow so I can make golems immune to the square-cube law, Clone so that my familiar and myself can be in several places at once, learn Creation so that my flying temperature controlled home can be a castle of stone shaped to my whim, learn Dance Magic for funsies. But alas, the only favor left is the secret project which, in addition to troubles with the wizard police, will leave the world in a state I don't especially want it to be.

>>1267

very autistic. I love it.

>>1265

You seem to be under the impression that you can continue your previous life on earth.

Your whole body changed, how are you going to prove your identity to get the necessary certificates for any sort of endeavour?

>>1276

>Your whole body changed, how are you going to prove your identity to get the necessary certificates for any sort of endeavour?

With my driver's license and an illusion spell.

>>1000

Jesus christ your taste is shit.