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P.U.N.G.!N93zc1aIEk 05/19/14 (Mon) 01:12:28 No.90

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Anonymous 06/17/14 (Tue) 08:10:45 No.124

If you don't choose Sam you lose.

P.U.N.G.!N93zc1aIEk 06/17/14 (Tue) 18:49:03 No.125

I would pick adam

Anonymous 07/06/14 (Sun) 01:47:28 No.136

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>You will never live with a young bi-sexual shy girl with poor personal hygiene, who likes to walk naked inside the house, who will play videogames with you and will cook for you.

Anonymous 08/21/14 (Thu) 06:25:43 No.150

Actually.. my GF is young, bi, very horny in fact, no poor hygiene though, she does play games with me and she likes to cook for me. She also takes it in the ass, puss and when she sucks, she swallows.

Anonymous 11/05/14 (Wed) 11:25:43 No.351

Would pick Sebastian. We're basically the same person.

Anonymous 11/06/14 (Thu) 08:06:23 No.353

Ryan is the perfect autist husbando. Would bang.

Anonymous 11/25/14 (Tue) 01:58:07 No.373

Definitely Ryan.
10/10 would collaborate with.

Anonymous 12/01/14 (Mon) 18:15:14 No.388

Why would you ever pick Amy.
The upsides are shit and the downsides are downers

Ryan might be cool to have as a roommate. IRL this is probably who I'd pick.

Ryan, Sebastian, or (maybe) June would probably be the best.

Anonymous 12/01/14 (Mon) 18:16:00 No.389

June
>Virgin
>goes through periods where she won't talk to you
>le pun

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 00:49:57 No.392

June
>maturer than her age suggests
>smokes weed often

The creator of this image obviously doesn't know drugs very well. Those two traits are mutually exclusive.

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 21:09:10 No.394

>>392
no.

Anonymous 12/23/14 (Tue) 19:18:00 No.419

Ryan.

I like video games (especially indies) and we can work together to make some awesome ones (I can't code for shit but I'm an excellent writer/storyteller). Plus, I can tell he's gay just by looking at him; he might not know for sure, but I'll make him realize it in time.

Coincidentally, my first boyfriend was named Ryan.

Anonymous 12/25/14 (Thu) 23:02:15 No.430

Im kind of stuck between Sam and Ryan. Im not really into vidya and I dont like moody people so their goes a major postivie and an irritating negative, though I could stand it if I tried hard enough. Both are pretty cute and chill.

<span class="spolier">I could introduce Ryan to the pleasures of men considering unknown sexuality and girl issues.</span>

Possibly June too but maybe i'm being just too choosey.

Anonymous 02/07/15 (Sat) 01:07:09 No.567

>>392
The creator of this post doesn't know drugs very well. Some people smoke weed to relieve stress, not everyone who does it is a 420blazeitfaggot with no job and dirty hair. It's kinda like surfing: a lot of people surf, not all are surfers.

Anonymous 02/07/15 (Sat) 01:11:04 No.568

Adam is clearly the smart choice.
That said, I'd go with Sam, she'd be fun.

Ellie is also interesting, mainly so I could have a lifting partner.

Adventurer 06/02/15 (Tue) 04:49:22 No.938

>>90

Ellie, definetly.

June

>Average annoying cunt.

Amy

>Probably my second choice, brings good looking friends, doesn't seem particularly bitchy about anything, she basically a bro, I don't care if she's not DTF.

Adam

>Forcing me to work, fuck off, otherwise he seems chill.

Sam

>Nasty emo whore. Moody. Only attractive to wizards.

Clive

>Faggot

Ryan

>Seems insecure, I hate it when people value anything I say, I don't really give too much shit about Vidya and I'd probably be a bad influence on this kid.

Ellie

>Emotional suport.

>Will help you get your life together.

>While she might try to control you a bit it's not anywhere near as much as others here would.

Sebastian

>Hates immaturity. OCD.

Adventurer 06/03/15 (Wed) 11:59:09 No.942

Sebastian is the only one who doesn't sound stupid, so I'll pick him.

(weed - shallow - snobbish barman - immature - vegan - beta orbiter - racist).

Seb > Adam > Clive > Ellie >> June >> Sam >> Ryan > Amy.

Adventurer 08/29/15 (Sat) 05:57:50 No.1086

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>pick no one

>not have to deal with any of them

>get free extra room

Adventurer 08/29/15 (Sat) 20:20:51 No.1090

>>1086

>Can't make rent, become homeless

Congratulations…?

Adventurer 09/06/15 (Sun) 23:33:24 No.1104

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>>90

Ellie, beautiful blonde racist girl.. .We'd get along.

fuck niggers.

Adventurer 09/08/15 (Tue) 18:45:40 No.1108

>>90

Ellie seems to be balanced with the idea that her racism is a super huge drawback.

It's not.

I mean she's not marriage material because of it but she's still the perfect roommate. It's not like you can't have coloured friends or even invite them to your home, she just won't like them.

Adventurer 12/11/15 (Fri) 17:20:46 No.1390

>>90

They all have at least one insufferable thing, except Clive and Sam, who have virtually no cons.

I guess it would be frustrating having a cute nerdy girl walking around naked if not DTF, so I´d choose Clive.

Adventurer 12/28/15 (Mon) 15:41:55 No.1446

>>1108

Someone having racist opinions is one thing. It's another thing to have someone who will lash out/be a cunt whenever you bring a black friend.

/pol/ doesn't have any friends so it shouldn't matter.

Adventurer 01/20/16 (Wed) 17:27:08 No.1475

>>1104

the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

Adventurer 02/01/16 (Mon) 05:39:04 No.1499