No.7181
I wonder if we can have one of these here
>lazy subs general
No.7188
You're an octopus that longs for the freedom of the ocean but is forced to serve the sexual desires of human women
Truly your life is suffering
No.7203
Tomorrow you wake up as a girl. And you're a bedwetter.
No.7211
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>>7203
she wants to give you a hug
No.7234
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You are doomed to wear it forever
No.7258
No.7262
It's not healthy to sit down for so long, anon. Why don't we go for a walk?
No.7266
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No.7267
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>>7266
Have fun having your uvula tickled.
No.7271
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>>7267
Have fun with your helpful onee-sama
No.7281
No.7283
think this is one of the sexiest things,
No.7284
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No.7286
No.7325
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No.7348
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No.7408
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No.7439
you got a new job!
should have read all that fine print though, contracts can be a bitch.
No.7452
You experience massive back pains.
No.7459
>>7452
I read that as "massive back penis" and it didn't even seem out of place for /d/.
No.7466
>>7380
>>7380
Would just like to say that whoever got this pic is now dead as that much alcohol directly into the mucous membranes of your asshole would be a very quick OD
No.7529
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No.7530
>>7527
And go on exciting adventures!
No.7533
>>7530
But not without the help of your fairy companion.
No.7534
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No.7565
You spend quality time with your mother
No.7610
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No.7659
even you are on the left, odd you are on the right
No.7664
you are given some oral training
No.7679
You're the slave of two giant penises
No.7681
You become his favorite pet.
No.7683
No.7713
These gentlemen took upon themselves to teach you how to be a happy woman.
No.7717
that feel when you finally realize what it was you'd forgotten this morning
No.7728
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No.7749
She made you understand that if you don't fuck her every night, bad thing will happen to you. That's all you know.
No.7977
>>7974
Don't you think giving that anon a horrible spine injury is a little uncalled for
No.7981
Shouldn't have touched that.
No.8017
>>7447
can someone sauce pls?
No.8098
No.8222
>>7466
someone should tell r9k, those poor blokes are always looking for an easier way to off themselves.
No.8338
Lucky you, look at what you find in the woods.
No.8430
You always knew she wanted your wood.
No.8445
>>8430
Anon why wasnt that code_geass.gif
No.8450
>>8445
Because I never watched it. What did I miss?
No.8482
>>8450
An episode got famous because out of nowhere one of the worst characters started fucking a table
No.8483
>>8482
So she did. What the fuck?
No.8621
your choice on which one you want to fuck ;)
No.8764
This chest was traped it seems.
No.8887
>>7222
anyone got source on these 2? i have googled olivia to no avail
No.8905
You have to hit craigslist every night to make your master happy.
No.8918
>>8887
I am the anon who posted these. I have no idea of the sauce myself. I got it from half chan back in the days.
No.8954
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No.8957
You're a gryphon's onahole now, should have been more careful than hunting in rutting season.
No.9242
You get enjoy your favourite meal
No.9382
You follow the trace back to the scout you sent to check the besieged caravan ship for survivors. You hesitantly follow the echoes of grunts intertwined with defeated whimpers throughout the hull until you turn the corner and spot your filled and unconscious scout and her assailant locking it's ravenous eyes upon you.
No.9451
>>9450
Am I on the left or on the right?
No.9453
No.9481
you die slowly but comfortably in the acidic lube of this narcotic fauna
No.10000
"Damnit, not now /sp/, I'll miss my GET!"
No.10013
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No.10255
>all these guys pretending to be girls
Get pegged, faggot.
No.10681
No.10685
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No.11033
Even though I've lurked /d/ for years, I've never posted in one of these threads because I'll consider whatever I get to be final and never post in another. Today I change that, giving >>11001 a nice succubus teat and handjob.
Please be gentle.
No.11165
No.11202
>>11165
If only there was some kind of link in the picture that could lead you to a place with more like it