Guess who?
I've been "moving" up the ranks and I would looove to post some more fake logs buuut the circle is way too tight now so any logs no matter how heavily edited can identify me easily enough so I'll just leave the juicy details and you feel free to believe them or not ;)
- Based hotwheels is obsessed with /intl/. He browses it day and night. He's one of the "overseers" (that's what he calls his noble "job") that goes to every board you guys raid or are accused of raiding to share propaganda about /intl/ either being le evul SJW israelite shills or harmless. He's currently trying to sell the harmless angle which I'm sure you already noticed :DD
- Relationship between based hotwheels and Josh "cripple crippler" Moon is tenser than ever. Josh is either not producing the expected results or slacking off. He blames this on having so many naysayers, doomsayers and shillsayers making fun of him and discouraging him. Seriously he blames everything on "Xsayers" where X can be anything. My favourite is "crashsayers". He browses /intl/ a lot too. He's very upset at /intl/ too.
- Based hotwheels is very upset about the things you say about him. He has seriously considered firing his current attendant to hire a "prettier one" so people stop calling him a tranny hooker lover.
- Based hotwheels is high off his mind frequently.
- Based hotwheels' mood swings are as frequent and drastic as you've been used to and I am starting to believe he has borderline personality disorder or some other psychiatric thing going on, maybe just depression. Some days he's happy about le fullchan's future and believes he can extend his current deal but in other days he's annoyingly melodramatic about how everything is on the brink of "crashing down"
- During his melodramatic periods he has admitted he has bloated the traffic his boards are getting. He frequently edits the unique IP count and there's a ton of archive bots inadvertedly bloating the numbers. The chan is having a "hard time" keeping users. It's not even about getting users anymore. Or at least that's what he says when he's melodramatic. When he's euphoric he still doesn't speak about getting new users but rather that the population is stable and we aren't losing users.
- Based hotwheels is upset that some people are beginning to take the heh pill and asking questions.
- Based hotwheels saw legend of the channatic bestposters. As I write this I am really tempted to post the logs. He was more defensive and avoidant than I've ever seen soma being. First he said he lost (you rage you lose) 5 or 6 seconds in. Then he said it didn't get to him. Then he pointed out all the flaws or "historic revisionism". Then he said it doesn't matter. Then he said he should bring this to everyone's attention so it gets lots of dislikes. You should have seen how everyone reacted when he considered doing this everyone was discouraging him not to, some saying the video doesn't deserve the attention, some reminding him that he became an "icon" because of bad publicity, others saying it's giving /intl/ more ammo, etc. This is when he truly convinced himself that /intl/ is harmless and cannot affect him (oh the ironing) and began trying to make other people believe it.
- This is no surprise to anyone who has seen Mark in his natural habitat but stalking users by seeing their post history and then purposefully arguing against the posters they're stalking is a common practice around glovols and extends to based hotwheels. They've even assigned people names so they can talk about these from the security of their circlejerk. glovols logs at this point are just as bad if not worse than the janiteam logs from 4chan, it's really quite sad to think about.