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 No.1136

Anyone want to share some young adult novels worth fapping to? The books I'm referring to are the ones written for girls ages 10 - 16 with female protagonist beginning from the ripe age of 10 - 13. Usually the fantasy and romance mix.

None of the books have sexual scenes but their characters are appealing enough to warrant sexual gratification from the readers. Often times, I find scenes where the author literally talks about the girls in the nude or doing other girly things that pokes your boner.

Before, I would often fap to Hermione or Ginny just reading through the Harry Potter books. That's where I'm coming from here and there are many more where that came from.

----------------------------------------------

The three I have are:

The School for Good and Evil: Two girls get kidnapped to attend School for Good and Evil to which they can have their own fairy tales, get separated and both fall in love with the same prince/twink. Agatha > Sophie btw. The two girls actually kiss.

The Ever Afters Of Giants and Ice: Modern times, girl goes to an after school program only to find out it is run by a mesh of fairy tale characters with a bunch of kids trying to find their own tale. The art style really helps this book... cake.

Serafina and the Black Cloak: Southern girl secretly living in the boiler room in a wealthy mansion in the south. Runs around at night, barely clothed and bare footed... need I say more. Also, she sleeps with a shota mid-story.

 No.1194

File: e01a6c37593df71⋯.jpg (55.12 KB, 267x400, 267:400, Keeper_of_the_Lost_Cities.jpg)

File: 9b74f071a2b692d⋯.jpg (24.05 KB, 333x500, 333:500, Sophie_Foster_Colour.jpg)

Keeper of the Lost City is an okay story, but the girl in this story has a few lovely scenes in her room that only incite my imagination of her nude. Only read the first book so I don't know if there is more good scene to pull from yet. Now when I said the story was okay, well it's slow pace and some of the supporting characters are either annoying or assholes.


 No.1223

>>1136

Schools for Good and Evil barely has any M rated stories on Fanfiction, and the only one that has smut is a troll fiction.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12275796/1/Two-Foxes-and-a-Roach


 No.1284

Not that I'm telling you what to fap to, but why not just find smut written in a similar style?


 No.1285

>>1284

People like reading foxes fucking.

You're talking about this right? >>1223


 No.1286

>>1284

I mean fapping to YA novels in general.


 No.1287

>>1286

It's not fapping to YA novels, per se. There a lots of good younglings in these stories but they're overlooked because they're books. You know, the medium that's often ignored unlike cartoons, movies, games, etc. It's an appreciation of those characters. And yeah, they can read smut fanfics of those books, but it's trying to get /delicious/ to acknowledgment some of these female gems... at least until one of these books gets a movie, like Harry Potter, which most of them won't.


 No.1294

File: 3a3631553a02c1c⋯.png (180.78 KB, 280x410, 28:41, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1286

C'mon, you wouldn't? Be honest.


 No.1321

>>1294

Maybe before I had Internet access.


 No.1338

>>1321

ebooks perhaps?


 No.1339

>>1338

No, I mean, I didn't have many things to masturbate to back then, so books and TV commercials seemed reasonable.


 No.1340

>>1294

It's cool to see Shadmans been moonlighting as a young adult novel illustrator.


 No.1381

File: e0785dcbc4d8acc⋯.jpg (37.99 KB, 214x236, 107:118, 2958295.jpg)

>>1340

Oh yeah.


 No.1382

File: ed1f7cf7f7bbc5b⋯.jpg (30.25 KB, 302x442, 151:221, It_cover.jpg)

>>1136

>young adult novels worth fapping to

It, last chapter 1988. The best little piece of literature I've ever fapped to

/thread/


 No.1385

>>1382

Are there tentacle sex in it?


 No.1387

>>1385

No, but a loli pulls a train with a bunch of shotas.


 No.1516

>>1382

You have a bizarre idea of what constitutes YA fiction.


 No.1571

>Fapping to magical girls from stories about female empowerment.

Oh yes.


 No.1580

>>1516

Stephen King's It WAS considered as a YAF novel when the original publication was released 30 years ago. I'm sorry it doesn't suit your contemporary taste, kid.


 No.1597

>>1580

I would consider them more geared towards the twenty-thirty crowd than young teen... "young adults," but I guess you could argue it's a coming of age novel.


 No.1718

File: b1d3d863087ad81⋯.jpg (28.54 KB, 900x1080, 5:6, 1358465 - Harry_Potter Her….jpg)

I remember back in the day when I pirated Harry Potter books just to see what the hype was about at the time, one of the pdf had edits that made it more sexual in some scenes. And even funnier, I actually believed it was real. I was a kid still, sue me.

Thinking about those days makes me wonder if some of these books can use a good edit and pump them out on torrents.


 No.1720

>>1718

that sounds fucking amazing.


 No.1721

>>1718

Do you still have them? Or know how to get them?


 No.1724

>>1720

It was. I remember my mouth dropping reading about Hermione rubbing her pussy in the bathroom without using the word pussy.

>>1721

I don't and this was a long time ago but I just search harry potter on one of the torrent sites and just took it. The odds of finding them now is very slim.


 No.1733

>>1718

This. I always downloaded YA novel pdfs and sexualizing them myself. A few years ago. But sadly, those files perished along with my old laptop...

You know what, maybe we can turn this thread into sexedit novel thread.


 No.1772

>>1733

Even better, there are more formats to convert them to. Epub, kindles, you name it. Imagine editing these books before the they become popular and as they do, our version gets downloaded to the masses.

P.S: Serafina and the Black Cloak, CH 14, good edit potential.


 No.1829

File: 21f574f31c341f6⋯.jpg (164.53 KB, 438x606, 73:101, thefrogking.jpg)

>Once upon a time there was a princess who went out into a forest and sat next to a cool well.

>She took great pleasure in throwing a golden ball into the air and catching it, but once it went too high. She held out her hand with her fingers curved to catch it, but it fell to the ground and rolled and rolled right into the water.

>Horrified, the princess followed it with her eyes, but the well was so deep that she could not see its bottom.

>Then she began to cry bitterly, "I'd give anything, if only I could get my ball back: my clothes, my precious stones, my pearls, anything in the world."

>At this a frog stuck his head out of the water and said, "Princess, why are you crying so bitterly?"

>"Oh," she said, "you ugly frog, how can you help me? My golden ball has fallen into the well."

>The frog said, "I do not want your pearls, your precious stones, and your clothes, but if you'll accept me as a companion and let me sit next to you and eat from your plate and sleep in your bed, and if you'll love and cherish me, then I'll bring your ball back to you."

>The princess thought, "What is this stupid frog trying to say? After all, he does have to stay here in the water. But still, maybe he can get my ball. I'll go ahead and say yes," and she said aloud, "Yes, for all I care. Just bring me back my golden ball, and I'll promise everything."

>The frog stuck his head under the water and dove to the bottom.

>He returned a short time later with the golden ball in his mouth and threw it onto the land.

>When the princess saw her ball once again, she rushed toward it, picked it up, and was so happy to have it in her hand again, that she could think of nothing else than to run home with it.

>The frog called after her, "Wait, princess, take me with you like you promised," but she paid no attention to him.

>The next day the princess was sitting at her table when she heard something coming up the marble steps: plip, plop.

>Then there came a knock at the door, and a voice called out, "Princess, youngest, open the door for me!"

>She ran and opened the door. It was the frog, whom she had put completely out of her mind.

>Frightened, she slammed the door shut and returned to the table.

>The king saw that her heart was pounding and asked, "Why are you afraid?"

>"There is a disgusting frog out there," she said, "who got my golden ball out of the water. I promised him that he could be my companion, but I didn't think that he could leave his water, but now he is just outside the door and wants to come in."

>Just then there came a second knock at the door, and a voice called out:

>Youngest daughter of the king,

>Open up the door for me,

>Don't you know what yesterday,

>You said to me down by the well?

>Youngest daughter of the king,

>Open up the door for me,

>The king said, "What you have promised, you must keep. Go and let the frog in."

>She obeyed, and the frog hopped in, then followed her up to her chair.

>After she had sat down again, he called out, "Lift me up onto your chair and let me sit next to you."

>The princess did not want to, but the king commanded her to do it.

>When the frog was seated next to her he said, "Now push your golden plate closer. I want to eat from it."

>She had to do this as well.

>When he had eaten all he wanted, he said, "Now I am tired and want to sleep. Take me to your room, make your bed, so that we can lie in it together."

>The princess was horrified when she heard that. She was afraid of the cold frog and did not dare to even touch him, and yet he was supposed to lie next to her in her bed; she began to cry and didn't want to at all.

>Then the king became angry and commanded her to do what she had promised.

>There was no helping it; she had to do what her father wanted, but in her heart she was bitterly angry. She picked up the frog with two fingers, carried him to her room, and climbed into bed, but instead of laying him next to herself, she threw him bang! against the wall.

>"Now you will leave me in peace, you disgusting frog!"

>But when the frog came down onto the bed, he was a handsome young prince, and he was her dear companion, and she held him in esteem as she had promised, and they fell asleep together with pleasure.

>The next morning the prince's faithful Heinrich arrived in a splendid carriage drawn by eight horses, decorated with feathers and glistening with gold.

>He had been so saddened by the prince's transformation that he had had to place three iron bands around his heart to keep it from bursting in sorrow.

>The prince climbed into the carriage with the princess. His faithful servant stood at the rear to drive them to his kingdom.

>After they had gone a short distance, the prince heard a loud crack from behind.

>He turned around and said:

>"Heinrich, the carriage is breaking apart."

>"No, my lord, the carriage it's not,

>But one of the bands surrounding my heart,

>That suffered such great pain,

>When you were sitting in the well,

>When you were a frog."

>Once again, and then once again the prince heard a cracking sound and thought that the carriage was breaking apart, but it was the bands springing from faithful Heinrich's heart because his master was now redeemed and happy.


 No.1955

>>1829

I can just image the frog being this pervy fuck that just likes the lick and grind the girls pussy as she sleeps until the final day when he turns back into a prince.


 No.2273

>>1718

Apparently the School for Good and Evil is getting a movie by next year at least.

If we can edit the ebook version and get it on torrents (like anon said >>1772) before the movie, it could turn some heads upside down when people want to see what the fuss is about.

>>1733

I'm all for turning this thread into sexual edit thread.


 No.2283

I would like to read a lolified Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. But a few scenes are enough.

>Harry and Ron meet Hermione in the train and doing threesome to honor a witch's tradition when meeting someone new.

>The school organizes a massive orgy right after the Sorting ceremony.

>Hermione getting raped by the troll in order to give time for Harry and Ron to escape the toilet.

>The trio joins a Gryffindor orgy to celebrate their first Quidditch win.

>The trio surviving several lewd traps when trying to reach the Philosopher's Balls.

>Harry sees himself raping Voldemort in the Reflection Mirror, realizing that is his true wish.

>Finally Dumbledore teaches the heroes a few lewd spells as thanks for protecting the Philosopher's Balls.


 No.2289

>>2283

I was expecting it to be subtle, but wow. I'm in nigga.


 No.2290

File: 952ba5457e50439⋯.jpg (16.82 KB, 280x373, 280:373, 952ba5457e5043961639343a96….jpg)

>>2283

>starts out great

>ends very badly


 No.2292

>>2290

>starts out great

>ends very badly

That's the very definition of Harry Potter's series


 No.2293

File: 52485ee7299fa30⋯.png (54.4 KB, 1854x188, 927:94, ClipboardImage.png)

It begins.

We got to make it sound like it fits in the book.

Suggestions?


 No.2298

File: 153e768044143a9⋯.jpg (59.71 KB, 328x399, 328:399, IMG_3620.JPG)

>>2293

>starting with the troll rape

whatever. i'm in but my english isn't good. maybe you could include some magical perversity to fit in


 No.2318

>>1829

Now we know where Princess Fiona comes from


 No.2323


 No.2336

>>2323

FUCKING MADMAN!!


 No.2573

File: bca49edf70b5453⋯.jpg (103.97 KB, 1024x675, 1024:675, 28196649_emma_watson3_1024….jpg)

>>2298

Hopefully Hermione gets gooped.


 No.2600

File: 015345e8eceaab8⋯.jpg (46.64 KB, 324x499, 324:499, fairytalematchmaker.jpg)

File: b6055c2405f58cb⋯.jpg (56.83 KB, 327x499, 327:499, princessacademy.jpg)

File: 5905e2ca6434c39⋯.jpg (50.47 KB, 340x499, 340:499, fingingserendipity.jpg)

File: 93ef456e6d9502b⋯.jpg (46.88 KB, 336x499, 336:499, storythieves.jpg)

Some decent stories with good cake.


 No.2666

>>1718

I actually tried to find these edits. They're not easy. Going after torrents is useless and most search results bring up videos on youtube or rule 34.


 No.2703

File: 1b8a5540ad49326⋯.jpg (236.11 KB, 1129x1600, 1129:1600, 001.jpg)

File: 603630fe1f90cf7⋯.jpg (484.24 KB, 1129x1600, 1129:1600, 015.jpg)

File: ba681fe2f68560e⋯.jpg (363.3 KB, 1129x1600, 1129:1600, 220.jpg)

File: f929fc25bc7eb52⋯.jpg (442.17 KB, 1129x1600, 1129:1600, 102.jpg)

Do graphic novels also count? I like Rose from This One Summer. Wish there was some good rule34 of her.


 No.3025

>>2283

>>Hermione getting raped by the troll in order to give time for Harry and Ron to escape the toilet.

Wait! The whole point of that scene was to save Hermione, not their own asses.


 No.3044

>>3025

>Hermione, going to get raped by a troll, sucks/jerks off the troll to give harry and ron time to do their spell shit and knock him out so she doesn't get raped

Does that make moderately more sense?


 No.3047

>>2283

Improved (to me):

>Harry, on his way to find Ron, looks in one of the booths to see a fellow student half-secretly masturbating (Game: you can jerk off in the hall to her, she see you and masturbates more openly, but then Hermione finds you and is disgusted)

>After the ceremony, the trio overhear some of the older students organising a beginning-of-the-year orgy, and one of them tries to invite Hermione (and he's looked at oddly for it), which she declines (Game: can choose to watch the orgy, of hang out with friends, leading to accidentally seeing Hermione partially naked)

>The trio suspects Serverus of being evil, but in reality he's just a pedo that likes fucking first years, and really likes the trio

>Hermione is about to get raped/killed by the troll, when Ron and Harry show up to save her, but in order for the two to down the Troll, Hermione must give it a reluctant handjob as a distraction, so they can do their swish-and-flick bollocks

>Harry is invited to the quidditch team's celebratory orgy after their first win (Game: Can choose to go to the orgy, where he's probably rejected by most of the girls, since he's a kid OR hang out with Hermione, who rewards him with a handjob)

>The trio surviving several lewd traps when trying to reach the Philosopher's Stone (dick shaped) (Game: possibly some mini-games where loosing causes rape scenes)

>Game: depending on the amount of corruption/love decisions made up until now, harry either see him raping Voldemort or having loving sex with Hermione

>Harry Is going to be raped by Quarrel/Voldemort in order to get the stone (I don't know), but upon attempted penetration, his dick turns to dust

>Dumbledore (Genie) congratulates them for their efforts, and they win the house cup.

>Griffindore has an orgy (Game: Participate in the orgy or have sex with Hermione)


 No.3085

File: b10cd04e156168a⋯.jpg (22.76 KB, 505x431, 505:431, b10cd04e156168a046f38a4303….jpg)

>>3047

>The trio suspects Serverus of being evil,

>but in reality he's just a pedo


 No.3109

>>3025

Well, the whole point is to sexualize the plot.

>>3047

>tries to invite Hermione into an orgy but she declines

why?

>he's just a pedo that likes fucking first years,

what about sequels?

>reluctant handjob as a distraction

i much prefer some actual penetration. anal would be good

>sorcerer's stone

>dickshaped

why?

>his dick turns to dust

the only thing i can agree with. faggots doesn't need dicks

>dumbledore

>genie

why?

furthermore, why did you write it as if it is a game? the goal is to hack a pdf novel and stealthy distribute it through torrent


 No.3110

File: 35ab77e68ca00bd⋯.jpg (107.93 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DRlFANmX4AAQRvb.jpg)

>>3109

<tries to invite Hermione into an orgy but she declines

>why?

Because they know a hoe when they see one.

<he's just a pedo that likes fucking first years,

>what about sequels?

Ginny

<reluctant handjob as a distraction

>i much prefer some actual penetration. anal would be good

too big.

<sorcerer's stone

<dickshaped

>why?

because OP forgot we're trying to blend it in with the story.

<his dick turns to dust

>the only thing i can agree with. faggots doesn't need dicks

retcon

<dumbledore

<genie

>why?

I don't even get this.

>furthermore, why did you write it as if it is a game? the goal is to hack a pdf novel and stealthy distribute it through torrent

I don't even...


 No.3198

File: 225d585f05835e3⋯.jpg (62.64 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 225d585f05835e30178411d1e7….jpg)

>>2293

This bums me out because now I can't fucking find it. All that work, just gone. I should have edited the thing on libreoffice rather than a simple text editor.


 No.3256

>>3109

>why?

To show the older guys are corrupt, and Hermione is innocent.

>what about sequels?

Well in this one there could be a scene where they or just harry, finds him fucking a first year, and in sequels, sure, have him have the possibility of fucking Hermione or Ginny or whoever.

>i much prefer some actual penetration. anal would be good

Maybe as a failstate for a minigame to defeat the troll (or just a corruption choice).

>why?

I liked it better than philosopher's balls.

>why?

Akabur reference.

>furthermore...

Didn't read the thread, just saw that post and responded to it. I'm also more interested and well-versed with games than I am books.


 No.3257

>>3256

>I'm also more interested and well-versed with games than I am books.

Choose your adventure novel. Is it possible?


 No.3264

>>3257

Japan have been making graphic novel with game-like interface where you can choose your own plot for quite a while now. The most famous example I can give is Clannad. Actually, most Tell-Tale games fall in this category too. But they much prefer marketing them as games rather than graphic novel for some reason.


 No.3328

there was this one YA novel I read when I was honestly too old for YA novels but enjoyed it anyway, it had some scenes that set my imagination ablaze

in the first book near the end there were these snakes that dissolved anything with words on it, and the female lead ended up engulfed by a moat of them, it was a point that cloths had words on them

later there was a side character girl that had to strip and be scrubbed by a faceless enviroment suit because of quarentine only the kid and the female police officer inside it (I think) to bond later

and at one point it had a scene where the male and female leads had to strip in the same room so they could be covered in bodypaint that turned them into rats, and of course the "hebe but actually hundreds of years old" girl was not bothered by it which made it hotter, and then on top of it that gave way to a TF scene

I wish I could remember what it was called, keys to something or other I think


 No.3332

>>3328

>there was this one YA novel I read when I was honestly too old for YA novels

In this thread, there's no shame.

So do you remember what year you read this? That may be a clue.


 No.3386

>>3257

With the renpy engine you could make a visual novel (basically just a digital novel with pictures), which is more what I meant by "game".

Could also use a text-based game engine if you don't want visuals, which would be more or less the exact same as a choose your adventure novel (really both of them do, but one requires visual assets, and the other doesn't).


 No.3391

I'm really tempted to try to take a crack at Hunger Games. Tons of rape/lez potential.


 No.3401

File: 5d1e09c7fdc7ab1⋯.jpeg (49.6 KB, 339x500, 339:500, 90125A5C-8B8D-4567-82AD-F….jpeg)

File: 6b6bc1a9c0f1aaa⋯.jpeg (73.44 KB, 340x499, 340:499, C7DB441D-EBF5-45BD-BF9F-F….jpeg)

I’ve got a couple.

Toliver’s Secret:

A girl crossdresses in order to smuggle vital information about the British troop presence in New York out of the city during the American Revolution. There’s a scene towards the climax (lol) where a woman tries to strip her after rescuing her from a icy stream.

Fever 1793:

Follows Matilda Cook through the Philadelphia yellow fever epidemic. There’s a bath scene written in surprising detail somewhere in there.


 No.3642

File: 76937ac2b7e26c4⋯.png (44.76 KB, 531x274, 531:274, ClipboardImage.png)

Interesting.


 No.4140

Are there still edits going on here or do we need to start anew?


 No.4227

>>2703

What is it about? I saw it in a store and was very curious. I like indie comics.

Also:

English speakers will never have the joy of reading the German book "Josephine Mutzenbacher" about the (most likely made up) life of a prostitute. It explains in first person narration and detailled how she starts to screw around with her friends as a kid, then starts to seduce adult men. Half of the book is basically that.


 No.4231


 No.4237

>>4227

There's an American book, "Storyville." There are several books by the same name about the infamous brothel district that existed in New Orleans at the turn of the 20th century.

Anyway, one of them is about, allegedly, real life accounts of a girl who was the daughter a hooker in one of these brothels. She'd describe situations where on one day every week there would be a show on the brothel's stage in a show room where her mother and other hookers would fuck different animals. She also had to share a room with her mother where she fucked all the customers. The customers kept asking to fuck the daughter but the mother refused because she was too small. Then eventually they got the idea that the daughter could wash the customer's dicks before they fucked her mom, in the idea it prevented VD. Then they realized they could both make money if she sucked them off after washing them, and before they fucked her mom. Eventually when they were deemed old enough, the girl was auctioned of, along with another girl growing up in the brothel, and one rich guy bought them both for like 800 bucks and spent the night, fucking one of them that night and the other when he woke up in the morning.

Nobody knows if she made any of it up or not.


 No.4238

>>4237

That sounds friggin dark though while Mutzenbacher basically is like "Holy crap I loved screwing and in the end I still love screwing."


 No.4243

>>4237

Is that what that Brooke Shields movie is based on? Pretty Baby, I think it’s called. No bestiality or dick washing that I remember but there was definitely an auction .


 No.4244

>>3328

>>3332

I remembered if anyone cares, the series is called keys to the kingdom (I think)


 No.4249

>>4244

Bingo. Girl is named Suzy and she took her clothes off numerous times throughout the series.


 No.4840

File: c9b9ca19c3e039f⋯.png (636.04 KB, 742x747, 742:747, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1136

I knew I recognized this literal cake from somewhere!


 No.5445

>>1194

I couldn't even finish the first book. Too many annoying characters. The only likable characters are Dex and Sophie.


 No.6717

>>3642

I wonder if she has anything in there at the time.

>>2600

I read Story Thieves a few years ago but I can't remember what the hell it was really about other than stopping some evil fag from changing shit while at the same time changing shit to stop him. Admittedly, I read it in a rush.


 No.7550

File: 4ffac5f19383508⋯.png (15.2 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 4ffac5f193835081c8d603c1b2….png)

>>1136

>>1294

My sister has this book series.

I'll admit, I fapped a few times reading it.


 No.8800

File: f054cd389ec59ea⋯.jpg (170.16 KB, 818x1158, 409:579, 1224770 - Harry_Potter Her….jpg)

So no one is going to try to lewd-edit the Harry Potter book then? If not, I may give it a try.


 No.8807

>>4244

OMFG!!! Finally, someone else who’s read Keys to the Kingdom!!!! I love those books, and I keep waiting for them to try & make it into the next Harry Potter.


 No.8827

>>8807

What is Keys to the Kingdom about anyways? I'm hearing a lot about it but no context.


 No.8831

So I've began scheduling times to read my copy of Harry Potter (book 1) again from my actual paperback. The plan is to leave sticky notes in areas where ideas pop up for lewds. These seems to feel the easiest for me. If this way work well, I may try to buy used copies of the books above and try too. No guarantees though.

BTW, my copy of Harry Potter is so old, the pages look like parchment. Fucking epic


 No.8832

>>8827

I’m a little hazy on the details—I did read this way back in, like, Jr. High, and it helped to inspire my own series.

The plot, as far as I can remember, is that a giant weird house (referred to simply as the House) that’s basically the Center of the universe exists. This House was built by a being named the Architect and she and another being called the Old One had 7 children together who now rule over the 7 parts of the house (as well as controlling one of the 7 Keys, and each guarding a piece of the Architect’s Will—which are all sentient but form together into a tall female woman...it’s kinda weird): Mr. Monday rules the Lower House, Grim Tuesday gets the Far Reaches, Drowned Wednesday has the Border Sea, Sir Thursday gets the Great Maze, Lady Friday the Middle House, Superior Saturday the Upper House, and finally the eldest Lord Sunday gets the Incomparible Gardens (which is basically untouchable and can exist even if the rest of the House is destroyed by an inky substance called Nothing), and all of them have their own Dawn, Noon, and Dusk (or had in most cases; Wednesday ate her Noon and Dusk, and Suzy Blue, this girl who’s supposed to be from the age of the Bubonic Plague or something, is made Monday’s Triece by Arthur when he defeats Monday and takes command of the Lower House). Our main hero is Arthur, who gets sucked into the House, often more than once, in order to keep the Arcitecht’s children from causing problems or stopping things from the House from leaking into the real world in very bizarre ways; at one point, Monday’s Noon actually shows up at Arthur’s school to try and kill him for taking half of Monday’s Key (yeah, all the Keys look different and do special things: Monday’s key is a pair of clock hands with the Minute Hand and Hour Hand, Tuesday’s is a heavy pair of gauntlets that he uses to shape Nothing into things and keep it from consuming the world, Wednesday’s is a trident she used as a giant fork, Thursday’s is a sword that changes to suit the user like a giant broadsword for him and a rapier for Arthur).

I really can’t recommend these books enough, they are SUPER underrated! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keys_to_the_Kingdom


 No.8860

>>8832

Just got a copy on kindle. It better be worth it.


 No.10243

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>>8860

>>8832

Alright, um... not sure how to say this, but... uh... I'm... having a difficult time keeping up with it. Not because it's complex, but it's hard for me to invest into the story.

Probably because I'm reading the aussie version. Damn, aussies.


 No.12728

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>>2283

I think Harry should remain a virgin for the whole edit. It would be funny if he has to sit there and watch everyone else have all the fun.


 No.12730

>>12728

>Harry should remain a virgin for the whole edit

Save it for the sequel right? I mean, it'd be outrageous to expect someone to make the entire 7-book series into porn, but maybe the first two or three would be nice.

>Maybe past Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone is asking too much.


 No.24112

>>12728

>>12730

Better yet, in book two when Harry, Ron, and Hermione drink the polyguise potion, Harry and Ron mistakenly turn to female Slytherin students instead of Crabb and Goyle. Hermione still turns to a cat girl, that can be sexualized later.

Harry and Ron try to get into the Slytherin's dorm but have no ideal what the password was. Little did they know the girls they transformed to were notorious sluts and Malfoy offers them entrances to the dorm, for some pussy. Malfoy fucks female Harry and Ron and they pretty much coo Malfoy into talking about the Chamber of Secrets by teasing him further.


 No.24122

>>1382

Holy shit yeah. Also that scene where Bev finds Henry Bowers and Patrick Hocksteader. What gets described between the two boys is gay AF, but knowing Bev is watching it is pretty hot and she's also described as wearing really tight jean shorts while it's happening.


 No.24127

>>1516

I read It when I was 14. Needful Things when I was 12. Sorry about the whole 'being illiterate' thing; that's gotta be rough.


 No.30261

>>2703

>>28691

>>29847

I’ve requested Rose (the thin blonde one) masturbating in a recent draw thread. It’s not much, but it’s a start.


 No.30264

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>>4227

I’ll try to make this synopsis very short without getting into spoiler territory:

It’s a coming-of-age story about Rose, an ordinary teenage girl who goes on an annual road trip to the beach with her parents during Summer break. But unlike past trips, Rose was getting older and was developing an interest in a boy that got between her and her best friend, Windy. Not to mention that the boyfriend has problems of his own with his current girlfriend, and Rose faced other setbacks with her parents constantly bickering. That all I’ll say from there.

It’s pretty heavy for a YA novel. But it’s a great read nonetheless. It has a summertime-esque nostalgic feel to it. The writing from Mariko Tamaki is good. And the artwork by Jillian Tamaki is just gorgeous. I was curious about the book after it got banned in some schools. So I “bought” it (and by that I mean swiped it from Libgen) and I enjoyed it. One of my personal favorites.


 No.30326

>>1718

>I remember back in the day when I pirated Harry Potter books just to see what the hype was about at the time, one of the pdf had edits that made it more sexual in some scenes. And even funnier, I actually believed it was real. I was a kid still, sue me.

First I've ever heard of this.


 No.34347

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I recently found this series just this morning. Another magic story with a mix of Willy Wonka and Lemony Snicket.

Kid runs away and befriends some magician kids. Not sure what the story is about but they have tasty looking cake.

The three girls are a chocolate escape artist, and red-head genius in a wheelchair, one of the twins who makes people laugh.


 No.34348

>>30264

>banned in schools

And that kids, is how "educated" people elect who they elect today...


 No.34353

>>34348

This, unfortunately. *sigh*

Also wow! Did expect anyone to respond to my thesis of a summary. I only pop on here one in a blue. But yeah, the controversy (if you can call it that) around TOS was unnecessary. If anything, this would only make folks want to read the novel even more. The Streisand effect remains strong once again.

Side question: Have you read the book by any chance? If so, what did you think of it?


 No.34396

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A nigga recommended me this one last year and at first I thought it was shit, but the cake in this one is kinda cute for a furry.

There's a part near half of it where she casually bathes in a river right in front of the dude, and that's where I got hooked.

>>1829

You know... This story sounds like a guy being rejected by a teenage girl and insisting until he gets laid with her and they get married. The fact that the father pressures her could contain a hidden message. After all it used to be the tradition that nobles would marry off their girl to the best suitor.


 No.34461

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well, the new edition of Sara y las goleadores come with a cute drawings XD

A story about a girl called Sarah that create a football team in their school and dream with be a professional some day, fighting with the machism society and that ideology of "only boys can play football"




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