/desu/ - Desu and Co.

Why not Desu ka~

At what time Desu ka~Don't want to go full desu on them only to see that I'm alone Desu~

>>1789

>Stallmans birthday

>Born March 16,

Fuck, we'd have to wait a few months for that Desu~If that had been a few days before we could desupost on the windows 10 launch day and laugh at the butthurt directed towards the "windows shills" Desu~AFAIK there isn't any /tech/ related shit comming up, should we wait and see if something comes up for extra butthurt or should we just say fuck and it raid them any day?

>proxies

That's what's going to fuck me over, back in the /leftypol/ raids I used to use hola DESU!but they went full kike so it's either random google proxies or free VPNs Desu~

>>1790

ditto on the hola issue, it was a powerful program but the cost is way too high

1 Desu~ open it in a photo gimp

2 Desu~ set brush color to 100% saturation

3 Desu~ set paint brush mode to saturation

4 Desu~ paint over "/tech/"

>>1847

>>1848

so, does this mean we spare /tech/?

I honestly think we should target off site, most of 8chan is being attacked from within, and we do not want to be associated, as association with 8chans internal cancer will have a negative impact on our goddess

>>1853

I am ready to roll, but suitable targets are rare Desu~ 4cuck detects and bans gardeners at the speed of light Desu~ Many of my one-man-shows ended in literally 5 minutes Desu~

>>1857

indeed, 4janitorchans jannis have hotpocket juice replacing their blood

I say we go after something not thought of, something nobody really thinks to hit, something outside the box, not a chan, not tumblr either

twitter, maybe, we could flood a hashtag, but thats stilll very in the box

>>1853

I don't want want to spare tech, but I also agree with what you said Desu~ We should only attack tech when 8ch stops with i don liek ur board ebin raids in never ever.

>>1857

>4cuck

I kind of want to get a bunch of anons together and desupost there because they are cucks and made a chan into a google botnet, but at the same time I don't want to post there exactly because of that botnet though it would be funny if google logged our ips as users who post pictures of "desu" girl

>>1859

>4janitorchans jannis have hotpocket juice replacing their blood

THE PERFECT SOLDIER JANITOR

Twitter hashtag sounds good, but what tag should we use Desu ka~ Maybe try to find an ISIS one like that other raid?

Also, what about MLPchan Desu ka~ I just remembered I had said I'd raid them again after /b/'s failed attempt a while back and I never did.

>>1862

MLPchans jannis are on an even higher level than 4chans AND the site breaks as you try to post, so you end up more frustrated than anything, more frustrated than even botnetchans

I was involved in a raid on them before the /b/ one, then watched the /b/ one fail too

the keks as they tricked some /b/tards into ddos'ing the feds tho, was hilarious

I like the ISIS hashtag idea!

We could probably bring in a lot of people on that one

That or any feminist hashtag, gamergate would be happy to join us, but thats still a little inside the box

Maybe a big marketing hashtag would work as well, some big American tv show or something, or whatever big tv show is airing for the season, usually shows like walking dead have hashtags

>>1864

Idea, don't some news channels have hashtags you can tweet to that show up live on the air

if we flood the fuck out of one and got desu spam on live tv, that would be pretty damn ebin

I think morning joe on msnbc is one that does that

>>1864

>gamergate would be happy to join us

Don't they go full moralfag towards raiding fems because it'll make them look bad and shit Desu ka~ Though raiding a tv show hashtag sounds nice.

>>1865

>if we flood the fuck out of one and got desu spam on live tv, that would be pretty damn ebin

Yes please.

We could start somewhat stealth-ish like

>girl with heterochromia yelled "day sue" before passing out on street #randomjournal

>Random doll maker threatened by white-haired girl searching for her dad, told him his day soon will come #foxnews

and then just spam sui Desu~

>>1870

>Random doll maker threatened by white-haired girl searching for her dad, told him his day soon will come #foxnews

oh lawd

>>1870

Yeah, gamergate wouldn't really need or want the desu right now Desu~ I'd be up for a hashtag raid though but I think twitter makes it easy to filter out users nowadays.

I really like the idea of finding some SJWs because they're incapable of ignoring stuff and would probably really make the desu visible, simply by bitching about it Desu~ With that said, maybe tumblr?

>>1875

I don't think tumblr directly would be a good idea, would be difficult, like pissing into an ocean of tears

If we go after one of their hashtags tho…

Also Twitter blocks can be circumvented, if they started crying and bitching about how they are triggered by a cute anime girl, the keks would be spread far and wide

>SJWS triggered by anime girl

>One SJW Claims harassment for being tweeted japanese word

>Another claims ptsd, has panic attacks when she see's the colors red and green

They would certainly give it a signal boost.

So I think we have two plans here, and we can persue both

Plan A - Raid a tumblr sjw hashtag on twitter, trigger them with Desu~

Plan B - Raid a News Agency hashtag and get Desu news on the air

Requirements:

-Lots of Desu pics

-Several Junk Twitter Accounts

-We will need to link these twitter accounts, follow eachother, get a network going, follow ayyteam perhaps, get them to notice, gg wont help, but ayyteam will jump on lulz quickly

I say we hit the news first, they might be using the blockbots, and they will be a lot slower to add to it than the sjws, if we hit sjw's first, we might get blocked from the news, and the news is far more lulzy imo

>>1876

Oh and it could come off as a new tumblr trend if we hit tumblr, we do not want tumblr worshiping our goddess, they will draw her as a black trasnsexual lesbian and ugly as possible to "check her privilege"

Would be disgusting

>>1875

>I think twitter makes it easy to filter out users nowadays

>implying they can stop us if we have a shit ton of accounts

Going after SJWs sounds good, but I don't like the idea of raiding tumblr with desu too much, twitter sounds better IMO.

>>1876

Sounds good Desu~

>raid news

>chrysippus allegedly died of laughter.jpg

>raid SJWs

>butthurt condenses into a singularity of feminazi tears

If we fail then I'll just be another failed raid, but if we play it out really well then

>SJWs find out about news raid

>think it's another terrorist attack like gamergate

>angry blog posts everywhere

>sides transcend existence

>>1877

>they will draw her as a black trasnsexual lesbian and ugly as possible to "check her privilege"

>that pic

Fuck you anon.

>>1878

Oh, thanks for fixing that anon, I wasn't looking closely at the thumbnail when I grabbed it

Its one of many images that need fixing

I tag all these "fixme" in the desu repo

>>1878

So, lets focus our efforts on the news for now, we will plan for the sjws after the news

We're going to need sockpuppet accounts, and plenty of quotes.

Do we simpley want to spam "desu desu desu" or do we want to think up clever lines?

Also what new channel do we want to hit, I have seen Morning Joe's feed in action, but foxnews is always good for a laugh, and usually draws more attention for the fact that its fox

We'll have to watch it for a bit and find one that does the quote thing

Also timing, do we want to hit when something major is happening, or during quiet hours Desu ka~

We could do it during a major national event, like on the day of a presidential debate or something, though i figure thats going to have more people on the lookout for trolls, while a more quiet day where nothings happening is more likely to make it through, but, less people will notice

>>1879

>in the desu repo

My autism makes me want to fix them but I'm too lazy do download hydra Desu~ ;-;

>>1880

I think we should start in full stealth with shit like "Jeorge Gorday sues his mother for deleting his facebook" and shit like that with a desu in the middle(gorday sues) then move on to Rozen Maiden references like the >>1870

ones and then go full retard spamming desu and suiseiseki pics at the end Desu~ I'm not a burger so I don't know which channel is better, but Fox News sounds good Desu~

>We could do it during a major national event, like on the day of a presidential debate or something

That's just evil when is it?

Beware that this isn't 2007 anymore Desu~ The internet has grown quite a bit Desu~ We need a bit more manpower for this than us 3 or 4 gardeners Desu~

>>1884

We do it during something Hillary related if possible, but also during one of the morning shows, so we do a two pronged attack in one day, first the weaker target that morning, then the big show later that day, this gives us times to make dates, any big Hillary happening

This also, if noticed, will make the tumblerettes notice us even more when it comes time, they will all be rooting for sHillary

I think a pro Hillary hashtag would be a good hashtag to go after, maximum sjw salt

Plus, hearing that we are attacking Hillary, I think /b/ would probably join in, and if its already ongoing, /pol/ would join in for sure

>>1884

Right Desu~ /desu/ is pretty low-profile, so planning everything to the end should go unnoticed here Desu~ And once the Death Star is finished, it's already too late to counter.

>>1885

Making the 2016 elections our stage should yield high potential Desu~ We must make preperations, have consesus on target and strategy and then simply wait for the day Desu~ Indeed something like posted before is a good start Desu~ Add some twist with Trump and Mexico and this should be good to go Desu~ Some weird story about a Mexican girl with heterochromia should do it Desu~ Our best minds should come up with a good story Desu~ I honestly think anything internet or gaming-related would be too..weak Desu ka~ There is great glory in attacking the real world, even if it will end in something that only we can recognize Desu~ I mean the mooninites incident in Boston 8 years ago was also something that most people didn't get and thought it was a terrorist attack etc Desu~

>>1886

Mooninites?

Also Trump could even be a great ally, we could do something lulzy, but nothing to attack him, he is practically a troll himself: http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/08/04/trump-outwits-gawker-turns-cell-phone-number-into-campaign-ad/

Trump fights Gawker, if we want to do something with Trump, make it look like we are on his side

So, someone find out what the schedule is for Democratic debates, and what station will host it, it might not be fox hosting this one

They also do facebook questions during the debate

Remember, early day attack is a dry run essentially, get in during weak hours, get something through, ditch the accounts we used to do it, this is just us gardeners

Then the nighttime attack on primetime, is the big show, where we invite everyone else in just an hour or two before

>>1887

>Mooninites?

I think >>1886 means the bomb scare when some puny humans left Aqua Teen Hunger Force things all over the place and police thought they were bombs.

But yes, we will have to coordinate it in detail since, for example, this gardener is several hours ahead of the burger time.

>>1884

>I think stealth will go unnoticed

Nigga, that's the plan Desu~ We don't want something obvious they can google and say "oh, it's an internet troll, let's stop reading" like the Ben Garrison one in the webm, I want something they won't notice until it's too late.

>>1885

I thought Hillary was a soccer mom and only moralfags supported her, if SJWs do as well then it's even better Desu~ Let's fucking do it Desu~

>>1886

Sounds good Desu~

>>1887

>siding with someone you want to help

>in a raid

I think we probably shouldn't do this, the gawker one was funny, but that's all Desu~ If we support him in the raid in any way normalfags will think he's le "bad guy" making fun of the poor Hillary.

>>1888

>and police thought they were bombs

My sides Desu~

>>1889

They may have been able to figure it out in the webm, but it was still funny as hell

Though perhaps somewhat more subtle

Cmon, the bane part was great and don't you deny it

Also Hillary is female, the sjw's will vote for her

Also we don't necessarily need to support Trump or anything, I just say we don't raid him, but if they think we're pro Trump, more lulz could be had "Evil Sexist anti-Hillary Trump supporters attack fox new stream with anime girl"

>>1888

Oh right, good times