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Adventure mode stories.
>Just got back into DF 40.24 eager to play adventure mode and see the new updates after reading some re:Monster
>Go as a dwarf and get quite concerned about almost inability to get out of the fort I start in, I manage.
>Get the hang of it again and go hunting around for quests and find out about the new rumour system.
>I have a series of adventures, I do a raid on a dark fortress and kill 200 goblins, I kill the lord after making him pledge homage to my group - Lustfuldrinkers the deviant slayer of virginity.
(On an aside here my computer crashed the game a few times due to the thousands of goblins and when I went into the main dark fortress the trolls were killing all the gobs and ignoring me, I tend to just break necks with my hammer (breaking necks with 'only grazing' is stupidly OP with hammers) and clean them up by bashing their heads in on the way out so I probably lost many kills as the trolls got to them first… I couldn't find the kidnapped folks and feared the fps death… are they in the basements?)
>I massacre a half dozen score of bandits in various camps and lairs.
>I kill zombie cougars in the market square…
>Yet noone seems to give a fuck - "It was inevitable". It's almost impossible to find the right rumour to tell them about anyway as it is buried under all the eagle attacks weeks ago.
>I hear about a vampire who has killed 1315 and I think to myself; "that'll be a good kill, that'll do it."
>I go to the lord hall in the hamlet and the vampire is the law giver surrounded by lords and ladies.
>I talk to the lords and lady first however, I tell them about their vampire problem and they tell me how terrible it is, when I ask them about the ruler they tell me how the bloodsucker keeps them as chattel.
>I accuse the vampire of being a night creature and slay her when she attacks.
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