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 No.2[Reply]

If you are new and have never played this game before, please read the quickstart guide (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Quickstart_guide).

Wiki: The Dwarf Fortress Wiki (http://dwarffortresswiki.org) is your most valuable tool for learning about the game. Toady One (the main developer) has stated that he himself had to consult it on various occasions.

Forums: Additional support can be found on the bay12forums (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php), Dwarf Fortress' official forum.

Bugs: Should you encounter a glitch that neither the wiki, nor the community forum could explain, report it as a bug on the bay12 bug tracker (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt).

Starter Pack: The Starter Pack (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.0) is extremely useful for beginners. It basically bundles all of the community utilities that make the game accessible to newcomers and improve your first Dwarf Fortress experience. See the link for more details.

Development: If you want to see what's the current plan for future versions of Dwarf Fortress, see the dev page (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev.html) that summarizes all the features that are most likely to get implemented in the near future.

DFHack: This incredibly useful tool acts as an "expansion pack" for the game, allowing the user to alter it in many different ways (such as fixing bugs, improving the UI, etc.). If you ever felt frustrated by the current user interface, download it right away (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139553.0) anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.90

bumping a sticky




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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /df/, a board dedicated to Dwarf Fortress, probably the most complex game you'll ever play. You can download it at:
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

Rules:

0. Don't break the global rules.
1. Avoid multiple off-topic threads, spamming, useless flaming (e.g. vanilla vs Masterwork, ASCII vs graphical sets, etc.)
2. Please spoiler NSFW pictures in the OP.

Code tags are available for people who want to post raws, script, plugins and init files.

Feedback, suggestions, ideas etc. are welcome!

Also, if any of you have relevant banners or flags you would like to have added, here is the thread to post them in. Banners need to be 300x100 and flags need to be 16x11. If you do post a flag, also post what you want me to title it.
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 No.6

>post raws
>inb4 someone makes a raw edit for giving dwarves a giant schlong that can send people flying



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 No.62[Reply]

Why did toady make one in four animals gay?
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 No.88

>>77

What did you expect from a guy who made a game where every society is a communist paradise and another game called Liberal Crime Squad?


 No.108

because one in four posts on df forums is by Putnam, and he reeks of excessive faggotry, to the point where it leaked into toady's mind


 No.111

1 out of 4 dogs will fuck anything that comes near it


 No.112

>>88

Liberal crime squad is mocking liberals

What game did he make that is full of communist societies?


 No.114

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daily reminder that all the bestbolds are gaybolds




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 No.29[Reply]

Hi, I'm making a modification that adds lewd bits to dorf Fortress and it's just about ready for its first release!

Right now it's heavily work in progress; currently adding said lewd bits only to the species defined in creature_standard, but for them it's ready and you'll probably have fun with it. Pic related; it's two spaghetti-crotched kobolds who with the help of my mod have just been able to make love for the first time~

Download here:
http://www.filedropper.com/df04019lewdnessmodrelease115-12-2014

Or here:
a.pomf.se/formyn.7z

Somewhat shamelessly reposted from the bad DF board
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 No.85

>>84
>this orgy menaces with spikes of dicks

 No.86

>>84
Ok I've thought about it for a bit and you could have them woohooing with the right people in the right place. Set up some kind of brazier workshop that when fed produces a cloud that when inhaled allows that sex interaction.Give the effect a duration short enough that they need to be in the cloud to be able to have sex and stick it in the bedroom of the couple you want sexing. When they go down for a nap boom they'll be bouncing that bed so hard you'd think they've got a slade warhammer in there.

 No.87

>>86
Only problem with that might be that you could end up with vampires raping their victims but that's good and fluffy.

 No.107

Oh, hey, so I just realized that this mod must have been without a working download for a long time now - here it is reupped:

https://mega.nz/#!NhdFiaaZ!HdNtKSm-vnwk1DC2ih71WksfoTriOPAjwIYyuej0Fbo


 No.113

>>52

Because penis says "do it.




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 No.109[Reply]

How the fuck do I get famous in 2015?

Adventure mode stories.

>Just got back into DF 40.24 eager to play adventure mode and see the new updates after reading some re:Monster

>Go as a dwarf and get quite concerned about almost inability to get out of the fort I start in, I manage.

>Get the hang of it again and go hunting around for quests and find out about the new rumour system.

>I have a series of adventures, I do a raid on a dark fortress and kill 200 goblins, I kill the lord after making him pledge homage to my group - Lustfuldrinkers the deviant slayer of virginity.

(On an aside here my computer crashed the game a few times due to the thousands of goblins and when I went into the main dark fortress the trolls were killing all the gobs and ignoring me, I tend to just break necks with my hammer (breaking necks with 'only grazing' is stupidly OP with hammers) and clean them up by bashing their heads in on the way out so I probably lost many kills as the trolls got to them first… I couldn't find the kidnapped folks and feared the fps death… are they in the basements?)

>I massacre a half dozen score of bandits in various camps and lairs.

>I kill zombie cougars in the market square…

>Yet noone seems to give a fuck - "It was inevitable". It's almost impossible to find the right rumour to tell them about anyway as it is buried under all the eagle attacks weeks ago.

>I hear about a vampire who has killed 1315 and I think to myself; "that'll be a good kill, that'll do it."

>I go to the lord hall in the hamlet and the vampire is the law giver surrounded by lords and ladies.

>I talk to the lords and lady first however, I tell them about their vampire problem and they tell me how terrible it is, when I ask them about the ruler they tell me how the bloodsucker keeps them as chattel.

>I accuse the vampire of being a night creature and slay her when she attacks.

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 No.110

>>109

Slight update…..

Spreading the rumor of that vampire slaying to other lords will make them allow me to be a hearthperson when they would otherwise not let me.

The UI with rumors is completely pathetic in this case as you are going to have to remember which pages your important kills are on. I think you also need witnesses to an extent to even know it yourself as a rumor.




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 No.106[Reply]

>SHITPOST TOO!!!

>FAP A DEE FAP A DIE FAPADEE FAPADIE



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 No.103[Reply]

Instead of staying on this dead board why not dedicate ourselves to keeping a /v/ general alive?

We can ask questions like normal and talk about it and reinforce the places where dwarf fortress discussion actually happens

 No.105

Both can coexist, this place can act as a repository for all relevant material, information etc. while generals concern themselves with more active and newfriend discussion




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 No.98[Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

air jordans

 No.104

Alright I will




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 No.33[Reply]

How does one make a binary patch?

 No.34

You dive into the assembly code. Here's the portion relevant to the "seeds won't get planted from a season to another" bug:

.text:00474940                 mov     esi, offset _ui
.text:00474945 call sub_455CE0
.text:0047494A test al, al
.text:0047494C jz short loc_474962
.text:0047494E cmp bl, 3
.text:00474951 jge short loc_47495A
.text:00474953 cmp [esp+ebp+14h+var_4+1], 0
.text:00474958 jnz short loc_474962

->

.text:00474940 mov esi, offset _ui
.text:00474945 call sub_455CE0
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 No.51

ugh

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 No.102

>>101

With dfhack it's not like not having the source matters anyway




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 No.95[Reply]

So, just watched 4 dwarves try to kill a crocodile, by punching it, for half an hour.

They all ded

At the same time a wererinocerous killed all my marksdwarfs (they went to battle with no armor or crossbows, the fools) and my war dogs.

Then one of my wood cutters one shot him with a decapitation.

So, how was your day?

 No.96

Now I'm watching the whole fort crumbling due to werebeast infestation from the first attack.


 No.97

And now the new migrants are partying


 No.99

I had a titan show up and punch a gatherer so hard that the dwarfs body snapped in two, and their torso flew something like 180 tiles, hit another dwarf, and they both exploded into a shower of gore.


 No.100

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>>97

>And now the new migrants are partying




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 No.89[Reply]

Africa is legendarily shitty, but I finally realized why.

It's run by goddamn nobles.

https://archive.is/MEtwn

Also, this guy once banned passage of refrigerated trucks in or out of his borders.

 No.91

What


 No.94

What




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 No.72[Reply]

Toady One, 03/16/2015

>While toying around with the art book code and poem/etc. composition, I thought I'd see what happens to an entire form created by an artist mid-world-generation when the only way the form can be passed around is between teachers, students and troupe members. Most of these non-civ forms tend to stay within a single troupe, but sometimes they break out. For instance, in a 200 year small world, we had a human from a hamlet named Usmen decide to run away from home and study goblin poetry. I guess he was troubled by their society, because it wasn't too many years before he introduced a new form of poetry in the year 106: a poetic narrative intended to teach a moral lesson. He and his master Zom Frothhate joined up with a few more goblins and founded the Tan Flies, and Usmen taught the whole group the new poetic form. A hundred years later, forty years after Usmen died of old age, the eight current members of the Tan Flies are still teaching moral lessons to their goblin buddies.


>They aren't the only ones though – back in 113, not long after moral poetry was introduced, one of the founding Tan Flies named Stasost Tongsdemons left the group to go study elven poetry under Narena Packedman, a renowned poet who had over twenty-five students and several major works over a century of activity. After a brief apprenticeship, Stasost went on to have five students of her own before becoming a noble ruling over some goblin pits in 131. Two of these students, Aslot Hatedtangle and Stasost Profaneace, were taught the moral lesson poetic form around the year 120. Stasost Profaneace is still alive, now traveling with the venerable Blockaded Horns troupe (founded in 35), though she has not yet successfully passed on the moral lesson form (her only apprentice to date was murdered).


>The other student of Tongsdemons, Aslot, was a one-armed murderous goblin farmer in the pits before becoming a poet at age one hundred eleven, studying under the future Lady for twelve years until she assumed rulership. Aslot was murdered in 162, but he had many students of his own and one of them, a human named Atek Housetactics was deemed worthy of the moral lesson form. Atek was born in 130, 24 years after the invention of moral lesson poetry, and learned the form in the year 150. After losing several apprentices to the perils of goblin living, Atek managed to
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 No.74

>>72
I'm excited for this!
I sure hope adventurers will be able to participate in poetry.

 No.76

>>72
>RNG made poetry
>This is the future we chose
>Fanfiction generator one step away

 No.92

>>76

>yfw DF-made poetry ends up being better than that of most humans


 No.93

This game is amazing. I'm also glad I checked to see if this board existed.

Anyone know when building/tunneling enemies are going to be in?




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 No.4[Reply]

Hello fellow Urists!
Id just gotten Dwarf Fortress last week and was on my second Fortress "CloisterMaid" all was going okay when suddenly I noticed that one of the dwarves had fallen asleep in the River, and I watch helplessly has he drowns.
>Mfw
I think I'm in love with this game
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 No.67

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>>66
>nobledwarves

 No.69

>>66
>he isn't building nobility quarters with obsidian furniture and levers that lock the nobles inside and flood it with magma
It's like you WANT to be eaten by useless royals.

 No.71

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>just embarked
>flock of keas steal half my food
>my "militia captain" runs away
Fuck, my first defeat was to a bunch of parrots.

 No.78

>>28
Yeah you can, put a werecreature in their hospital so the Dwarf gets infected and fully heals on the full moon.

 No.82

>>69
That doesn't work anymore, another dwarf will be declared king. At best you could start killing them until one who doesn't want stupid things comes to power



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 No.14[Reply]

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 No.39

>>16
I'm a fan of foxamoore's stuff, it really does fit the DF atmosphere.
I also like roguebard: http://roguebard.eptalys.net/

 No.43

>>16
Fuck you, Simon Swerwer is based.

 No.45

>>14
Swerwer always reminds me of Tristram and I feel the feels.

 No.55

>>16
/mu/ pls go

 No.65

Swerwer is the shit



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 No.61[Reply]

Is there a way to mod dwarf fortress while still retaining the tileset of my choosing?
I took advice and finally got into Dwarf Fortress a few months ago with the starter pack but now im spoiled with the tilesets it provides, but i wanna play as different races like orcs.

 No.63

Yes it's possible.



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