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c2433d  No.3508

>>3503

The selection of gay/bi guys isn't much better. They're almost always flamboyant furries, fat, smelly, and/or unwilling to shave their pubes and ass.

c2433d  No.3511

>>3508

How does one shave their ass? Seems like it'd be hard to see what the hell you'd be doing.

c2433d  No.3512

>>3511

women's razors work great

c2433d  No.3514

>>3511

>>3512

yup, women's razors are designed to shave when you can't see where you're shaving.

c2433d  No.3516

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>>3514

>>3512

Get some women's shaving cream too. Shit's soft as fuck.

Hi I use to attend Digipen years ago and I currently graduated with my Degree in Graphic Design and what I want to offer you is help with board, card games and instruction booklets.

I remember when I was a BAGD how difficult it was to due boards, cards and flashy instructions. I didn't know how to construct them in a way that would line up correctly or print out. Put it this way, it took me hours trying to make a grid for a board game and even longer to look right.

So if anyone needs help with their projects let me know and we can figure something out.

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dd2b07  No.3425

>>3422

What's the course load look like on the outside?

dd2b07  No.3426

>>>3425

I have 1 class for the winter semester, it's portfolio. So I'm pretty available.

dd2b07  No.3483

OP here, I'm going to bump this post one last time as I get the feeling my services may not be needed.

dd2b07  No.3490

>>3483

I think the people who need it are too busy to see this thread

dd2b07  No.3491

>>3490

Good observation! Well if you know someone in need, shoot em my way.

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Reminder to the BO that 8chan is a broken POS and hotwheels is porting us over to InfDev. Not sure how the move works but you should found out or something.

ed86a0  No.3468

Hi, sorry I didn't see this when it was posted. 8chan is indeed a broken POS; we can't even edit the banners anymore because they're focusing all development on Infinity Next (or whatever it's going to be called). Which is great, because anything would be better than this heap of trash, and the "Infinity Next Beta" actually seems pretty neat.

That said, I've squatted /digipen/ there, just in case, but I'm hoping that when 8chan actually migrates to Infinity Next for reals, they'll just seamlessly move all of the boards over.

I think for the time being, we should stay here, just to keep this minimal amount of discussion all in one place and not fragment things, though I'm willing to hear out other opinions.

Also that screencap is amazing.

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I know that I shouldn't be expecting anything going to digipen, but is it just me or are all the chicks here completely insane, taken, or both?

1cff23  No.3418

Necro aside, I did enjoy this thread back when it was created.

The school really isn't for relationships. Sex is easy though. I get laid in exchange for doing coding assignments…sure fucking beats high school.

1cff23  No.3423

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>>3418

>selling yourself for a couple hour assignment

>at minwage that's about $15-20 >selling yourself for a jefferson Are they like some retarded bagders or someshit? 1cff23 No.3424 >>3418 Prostitution at its finest. 1cff23 No.3465 File: 1448651729525.png (114.75 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) >>3423 Its jackson you dumb fucker. I know a handful of badgers who are smart enough to know that. IT EVEN SAYS HIS NAME ON THE BILL you idiot retard. 1cff23 No.3466 File: 1448763022430.jpg (100.83 KB, 732x573, 244:191, oEVuYVB.jpg) 6e8e91 No.3428[Reply] Left the school last December and I keep getting e-mails for campus events and guest lectures and stuff. Whom do I contact to be removed? 6e8e91 No.3441 Stop using your digipen email? 6e8e91 No.3446 Just label it as spam in the meantime 6e8e91 No.3461 >>3441 This is in my gmail. File: 1447573705087.jpg (62.74 KB, 1000x674, 500:337, 1440819798904.jpg) dacdd6 No.3349[Reply] >MFW Claude caught someone eating in Plato at the LAN party 9 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. dacdd6 No.3440 >>3435 I don't pay much attention to clubs, but I can say that two of the most "vocal' clubs, diversity club and Cage of the Week, are both headed by BAGD's, and neither has anything to do with video games. I don't really want to run a club, I'm busy making games. What I said is that calling it a "LAN" party is a misnomer, as the only reliable game to appear at these functions is League of Legends. Whenever one of these things is announced, I consider taking a break to do it, then realize that the only networked game I can count on is a game that I have no particular interest in. So instead, I stay home, work on one of my game projects, play something to take a break, jerk off, and then wake up refreshed and ready for the next day. If you can tell me how going to the "LAN party" is a better experience than cumming into a tube sock, I'm all ears, but all I really see about it is a big circle jerk where we can all pretend like LOL has any chance of being as popular as the major sports. dacdd6 No.3442 >>3440 what if at the lan party you get a blowjob? dacdd6 No.3443 File: 1448323341480.png (113.5 KB, 1194x896, 597:448, hmita.png) >>3440 >If you can tell me how going to the "LAN party" is a better experience than cumming into a tube sock, I'm all ears clearly somebody didn't play Windjammers at the LAN Party dacdd6 No.3444 File: 1448326917150.jpg (18.11 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1519355-gary_scott.jpg) >>3443 I bet you dex is the size of her catch box, but like, in the least sexual way that can be taken. Source: Grandmaster dacdd6 No.3456 File: 1448511088387.png (17.81 KB, 304x224, 19:14, windjam-3.png) >>3444 yeah right, bet you haven't even finished 1P mode on LEVEL-4, much less anything higher get on my levelllll File: 1445495995404.jpg (7.38 MB, 3968x4496, 248:281, istock_000014459318_double.jpg) 41ed4b No.3009[Reply] People, they do stuff, 30 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. 41ed4b No.3450 >>3447 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST: holy shit guys) 41ed4b No.3452 >>3450 Proxies fucking rock. And I'm not certain, but I think posting Sonia's vagina in a thread about her makes that image not a non-sequitur. 41ed4b No.3453 >>3452 shit just got real 41ed4b No.3454 >>3452 btw did you meet her from tinder? I saw her on Tinder about a year ago, wouldn't be surprised she is still riding the cock carousel 41ed4b No.3455 >>3450 >>3452 How fucking retarded do you people have to be? Yes this is an anonymous imageboard, but come the fuck on, I thought you guys would be smart enough to not post nudes of people. Jesus. There's a pretty thick line between "bitching about school" and "posting nudes and claiming they are of DigiPen staff". File: 1448392138318.jpg (13.04 KB, 236x235, 236:235, FB_IMG_1448385328514.jpg) a79c99 No.3445[Reply] Pleasant reminder to all those whose jimmies are rustled that people in America celebrate thanksgiving regardless of what happened to the natives hundreds of years ago. a79c99 No.3448 Special shoutout to the people who say Americans shout take in immigrants because Americans were all immigrants too. Doesn't matter what your feeling on immigration is now, it's a really stupid line of thinking. Didn't work out well for the indigenous population last time so using that to fight anti-immigration rhetoric is hilarious How long before Thanksgiving is Indigenous People Day 2: Electric Boogaloo? Or maybe just Guilt Day. FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOUR ANCESTORS MIGHT HAVE DONE THIS BAD THING YOU HAD NO HAND IN CHARGE IS BEING WHITE AND THE PENALTY IS EVERLASTING RACIAL GUILT a79c99 No.3449 a79c99 No.3451 File: 1448483223484.jpg (37.79 KB, 500x634, 250:317, FB_IMG_1448483096680.jpg) File: 1447204661762.png (58.42 KB, 1280x977, 1280:977, 8ch.png) 07f5c6 No.3294[Reply] How did you find out about 8chan? What other boards do you browse? What other websites do you browse? 7 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view. 07f5c6 No.3432 File: 1448171515831.jpg (209.1 KB, 1210x1016, 605:508, 1444799998843.jpg) 07f5c6 No.3433 >>3432 Thats why I love /k/ some of the people there do things with firearms that most people are too smart to do. Makes for great material for new videogames. Napalm rounds that can take out entire forests added to my list 07f5c6 No.3434 >>3312 >reddit, then I found this board after it was linked in a thread about Distance/Nitronic Rush (this was AFTER I had applied). link to that thread? 07f5c6 No.3437 >>3433 those "fuck your shit" rounds are literally a burst flamethrower. 07f5c6 No.3438 >>3437 I know, its awesome. Part of me is surprised the whole damn gun didn't explode. I guess sometimes you just need your shotgun to be a flamethrower File: 1446752429951-0.jpg (1.97 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, tmp_12670-20151105_113751-….jpg) File: 1446752429969-1.jpg (1.55 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, tmp_12670-20151105_1137394….jpg) faec70 No.3134[Reply] CAN'T WAKE UP 146 posts and 22 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. faec70 No.3406 There's actually a term for when having too much awareness of a subject hurts it: Narcotizing Dysfunction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcotizing_dysfunction Basically, this theory states that humans are lazy, and will substitute actually doing something about a subject with knowing a lot about it. I've seen it in action, when I used to volunteer at a non-profit. >>3396 Nature vs nurture is hardly a solved debate on any aspect of human life, however, there do seem to be some distinct difference between male and female behavior throughout history. We can talk about centuries of "patriarchy", or we can talk about millennia…and go back roughly 5000 years to the beginning of human civilization. Rulers in Egypt were largely male. I could find a list of 14 females who may possibly have served as Pharaoh OR Regent. 14 female rulers across over 3000 years. http://womenshistory.about.com/od/ancientqueens/ss/Female-Pharaohs.htm#step2 The kings of Sumeria were almost entirely male. On the appropriately titled "Sumerian King List", only a single female appears. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerian_King_List A search into Chinese history led me to what appears to be a pretty comprehensive list of Female rulers dating before 1000 BC: http://www.guide2womenleaders.com/womeninpower/Womeninpower000.htm You'll notice only a single female Chinese ruler during this time. Post too long. Click here to view the full text. faec70 No.3410 >>3405 I wasn't trying to put words in your mouth. You brought up a few points that you briefly touched on, and I asked that you think about them critically. I'm largely done arguing talking points. I could post Quinn tweets and FemFreq IRS statements all day and all I'd really end up achieving is wasting both our time. I'm tired of making it a 'me versus you' or 'us versus them' thing, because it isn't. We're all devs here. I wouldn't go as far as to say we're all /gamers/, but we're definitely all people who enjoy games to some degree - we wouldn't be at this fucking school otherwise. Most importantly, we're all /human/. It's hypocritical of me to be going for the throat when we're on the same team, so to speak. I want you guys to understand where I'm coming from, even if you don't necessarily agree with me. I'd like you to know why I say what I say in terms of its effect on our hobby and our society as a whole, even though in the cosmic scale of things it doesn't really matter. >>3406 >Patriarchy and gender roles Disclaimer: I am not an expert nor do I claim to be an expert on the history of gender roles; most everything I say is pure speculation (if that wasn't obvious enough already). A lot of it comes from traditional hunter-gatherer roles, I'm sure. And while a lot of bio-truths are complete baloney (stuff like "Women like pretty colors because historically they gathered berries, which are brightly colored"), you won't find a soul in the world that will argue that testosterone helps muscle development and aids in energy management and other factors that are beneficial for a hunter-gatherer or a farmer. However, we've moved on as a society past that point for a /long/ time now - as recently as the advent of 'modern' civilization (The late 1800s, or thereabouts - the Industrial Revolution and the rise of capitalism/consumer culture), and honestly there's a finPost too long. Click here to view the full text. faec70 No.3411 >>3406 >>3410 >I could post Quinn tweets and FemFreq IRS statements all day and all I'd really end up achieving is wasting both our time most definitely, especially because I've already stated that I have zero interest in either. I don't know what posting either of those things would prove. you've still yet to explain to me how either of those women should be noteworthy in any way, aside from being victims of harassment to the point of making careers out of it. posting tweets or IRS statements is not going to change that >I want you guys to understand where I'm coming from, even if you don't necessarily agree with me. I'd like you to know why I say what I say in terms of its effect on our hobby and our society as a whole, even though in the cosmic scale of things it doesn't really matter. as long as you agree that: 1. works of art cannot be inherently harmful to society (as long as no living creatures are harmed in the process of creating it) 2. artists should be free to create whatever they want to create 3. artists are not obligated to use their works of art to further political agendas (but may do so if they wish) 4. all art doesn't have to have all humans as its target audience , then there's nothing else that needs to be discussed here, I think if I'm playing around with Unity and I make a game where a spaceship shoots asteroids, I don't have to shoehorn in some greater societal message about the underprivileged before I release it to the Internet if I, as a male, write a female character into one of my games, I can write them however I wish. I don't have any responsibility to make them one way or another. I don't have to rewatch all of FemFreq's videos and make sure that itPost too long. Click here to view the full text. faec70 No.3420 File: 1448009240728.png (611.56 KB, 807x611, 807:611, CBl08lvVEAI1Rst.png) >>3411 >if I, as a male, write a female character into one of my games, I can write them however I wish. I don't have any responsibility to make them one way or another. I don't have to rewatch all of FemFreq's videos and make sure that it doesn't fit into any of their tropes. Yeah we're running into the Galbrush problem Where men can be written whatever, but female characters have to reflect on the creator's idea of all women everywhere I don't care what you might think that disproves this argument. But just look at the picture and imagine for a second. What's the one sex and race character combination nobody is allowed to complain about in regards to being a terrible/worthless/broken/crazy person? >>3411 >not all men are like the male character in Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey Abusers dressed up at sexual icons? Seriously, those guys are really fucking creepy and it's weird that they're so popular among women. faec70 No.3421 >>3410 I've been struggling for a while with how to respond this. Whether women are "equal" (whatever the fuck that means) or not to men is irrelevant. Testosterone makes men, on average, more aggressive. No amount of "inclusion" is going to change that more men than women play Call of Duty, Assassins Creed, and Gears of War. AAA studios have their audience, and it's men. If you want to change that, you need to come up with real solutions. Complaining about a game not having any female leads isn't a solution, because 99% of the people purchasing the games don't care. My problem with the current set of arguments is that they aren't arguing that companies think about how they are portraying women, they're DEMANDING better representation. So, do we as an industry need to think about how we are portraying women and other minorities? Yeah, of course. But we don't need some crazy person crying sexism every time a game has a sexy female character. 902ce3 No.3328[Reply] Ellinger just spent half of a class talking about how you should dress as a designer. Why on earth would I care? I know that if you dress like a shmuck, people will treat you like a shmuck. There is no reason to spend half of a class period on that. Seriously???? 6 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. 902ce3 No.3342 File: 1447463250967.jpg (36.13 KB, 273x320, 273:320, lemon.jpg) >>3341 I didn't realize he went from iconically holding lemons to combusting them using only the power of his ego 902ce3 No.3348 Jesus, I always just assume guys with long hair and shitty facial hair were just socially inept. Also that jacket … with THAT top. Portnow please. 902ce3 No.3360 >>3348 At least it's not one of those tassled rainbow dash hoodies or a naruto headband or fox/cat/whatever ears 902ce3 No.3362 Come on now, the point of the lecture wasn't to teach you how to dress, it was to teach you that GAT lectures are worthless and that you should be doing something productive instead of listening to whatever subjective crap the teacher is presenting as factual. Isn't this like the 3rd lecture you guys have had on this topic? >>3340$1,236 per 2-hour class apparently. Maybe next year they'll be even luckier and Rhinoger will tell then what sort of clothes they could've bought with the money they spent on the clothing lecture. Also nobody goes to GAT for the lectures; the projects are the classes (not saying that's worth it though).

902ce3  No.3409

>>3362

You should know this is now my standard response to anyone complaining about GAT lectures.

"The point of the lecture wasn't to teach you __. It was to teach you that GAT lectures are worthless and that you should be doing something productive instead. Isn't this like the __ lecture you have had on this topic?"

Does anyone else hate videogames now?

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347aed  No.3244

Nope, but I sure do hate devs now!

Never met a more self righteous group of people in my life.

347aed  No.3280

Almost, only games I tolerate now are "souls" games and games that don't give a shit about design like Dorf or SS13.

347aed  No.3281

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I just lost a lot of the enjoyment out of them.

347aed  No.3366

I hate making video games now. I just want a general comp sci degree at this point but DigiPen credits are apparently worthless as far as other Unis are concerned.

I would switch to the CS program but it looks exactly the fucking same and I just plain hate how DP runs things.

347aed  No.3397

>>3280

Mah nigga.

I just got through firing a teammate who wasn't doing any work. Unfortunately, this guy was also a close friend, and it wasn't pretty, so I need a fucking drink after this shit. Anyone have any good firing stories or advice on the subject?

8bd4e0  No.3334

>>3333

I actually have been in your exact situation. I wound up telling them that while I enjoyed working with them, since it was only freshman year, I wanted to try and work with different people.

Worked pretty well; we remained friends, and he got better over sophomore year, so we started working together again junior year and made a kickass game

8bd4e0  No.3338

>>3333

Just say that you want to try teaming up with new people so you can have the experience of building a team with more experience. Honestly, I kinda feel like you should be doing that anyways.

8bd4e0  No.3339

>>3338

Right. Don't be Those Guys who only work together.

8bd4e0  No.3355

>>3333

If they're not childish then you should straight up say "You guys aren't pulling your weight and I'd like a more motivated team." I know it sounds harsh to the point of burning bridges, but it'll allow some people to analyze how much work they've done rather than actually ruin that connection. Then if they are a baby or not a baby "I want to get to know more people in our class since it'll help me in future."

Trust me, even if your future teams may be shit, they'll know you. Hopefully you weren't dead weight so they'll remember you in a positive way. You should get to know your class starting now.. well more like during sophomore year since you'll see a lot of people dropping out freshman year which are mostly pointless connections for your career.

8bd4e0  No.3390

>>3333

I recommend telling them that your work styles don't mesh. I've turned down a few projects before more or less because I didn't want to work with the team. I put it to them in kinder words, but the people were reasonable, said okay, and we're still decent friends.

If your friend is reasonable, I expect you'll have a similar outcome.

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Kappa

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST: It's the literal shit-poster again.)

54965a  No.3318

Is there any point to this, or is this literally the lowest-quality thread this board has seen yet?

54965a  No.3320

Never mind, it's you again. See you in a year.

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