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R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 1

So how was the diversity thing today?

Did anyone bring up how this school is sexist for not have enough women?

Did people ignore that this school isn't a 50-50 split of male and female when bitching about how cushy office jobs aren't a 50-50 split of male and female?

Did anyone question why, if you can supposedly get away with hiring women for less money, there are more men being employed?

Did anyone get triggered?

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dropout thread

>ITT why you dropped out or plan to

I don't really hate the school, but I want to go somewhere that I can get a more well rounded education from. I applied here as a BAGD and ended up in CS after I learned how shit GD was but I don't really like programming more than any other type of class.

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Sounds like Communism

Hey how's GDC this year.

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Indie Dev

So what does /digipen think about the career opportunities of independent development?

Personally I feel it's too financially risky to just jump into (especially without a capital base) but would like to try it out at some point alongside a stable job as a sort of hobby.

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ayy

what's this doing in redmond?

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Newbies should read this

No, not the image. I couldn't find a better one. I mean the paste below:

http://pastebin.com/9DyT64uR

(the board didn't like .txt or .pdf. Oh well)

If you're a freshman / thought to look here before enrolling for some weird reason, it's worth a read.

Someone put it up on the public drive (again) and while it was written in 2008, a lot of it stills applies. Gives you an idea of how some people feel about the incoming students as well. It's suitably jaded (just like most people who've been here more than a year) but also honest.

This is a better home for it than the public drive though. It fits the mood at least.

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Fuck, I just had a conversation with a girl that sounded like a scene from the big bang theory due to not having spoken to an attractive women in years. I seriously sounded almost as autistic as a bagd.

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Cis Scum

Oh look…… Only one person took the gender studies classes….. I wonder why?

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This school has made me so bitter

And I don't even go here. Fucking fucking fuck fuck

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I'll just leave this here

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Everything is down

Hi all, just want to know if it is just me or most networking service is not working at DigiPen now.

Specifically,

1. external repo cannot be pushed or pulled.

2. Spotify does not work

3. Slack does not work

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HE

>HE

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Bringing back CANCER

ftw meme is fucking cancer

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>mfw taking COM150 with Sonia

we love you Sonia!

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Incoming Freshman

planning to do RTIS, the fuck do i expect?

all i see is people complaining about how corrupt shit is and until I applied like a week ago i thought digipen was pretty chill

is there a central argument for going to digipen that isnt from either drop outs(grades) or SJWs?

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Literally just watching Extra Credits in GAM 100 lecture

kill me now

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 2

GDC

Won a ticket, first time going, know barely anything. Give me the best and worst, and what to expect.

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Games You Hate

What games have DigiPen students turned you off to permanently?

For me the biggest one is Dark Souls.

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You know what we need on digipen spain? Sofas.

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this video is the perfect representation of males hitting on females at digipen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

Some choice comments, that apply flawlessly to digipen males:

Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.

>that fedora

>that autistic twitching all over the place

>that cringe as fuck excuse for a "dance"

>that 180 degree turn the girl's head does as the beta orbiter tries to kiss her - she clearly just wants to get the cameras and this beta faggot away from her as soon as possible. She has Chad and Blake waiting for her outside for a threesome.

>that fucking cringe hug - it's not even a hug, it's a fucking tap (he's clearly too autistic to know how to hug a girl)

>that pathetic, almost pitiable afterword where he claims "she loved it" and celebrates his comedic morsel of girl attention - "I got two hugs and two thumbs up! Yes!" - while Chad and Blake get to do all sorts of things to her.

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Sportsball

Who would be interested in a softball or flag football team at some point in their DigiPen career?

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Reminders for spring semester

Reminder that this board is primarily a place for bitter people to complain and that things aren't as bad as we make it out to be

Reminder that you'll get probably get through next semester if you want to, and that your instructors don't want you to fail

Reminder that yeah things'll get hard but it's digipen, we signed up for it and everyone'll be finding it as hard as you, so you'll probably be fine

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does anyone at this school use yik yak

or equivalent things

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GAM 150 / GAM 200

Realistically, how fucked is everyone going to be for GAM 200 next fall semester, now that GAM 150 uses Zero, instead of having students make an engine in C?

Is GAM 150 Club going to become GAM 200 Prep Club? I can't imagine GAM 200 getting nerfed at all, it seems like it's just going to be a massive "fuck you drop out now" for many people who either didn't have the foresight to tinker with engine development Spring/Summer 2016.

Or wait… was GAM 150 already using Zero in Spring 2015? I can't keep up with all the changes they keep making to early-game RTIS/BSGD.

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funny video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZoJIbjvPc

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ8sI

We gonna see this in DigiPen soon? I need to get a high tier standing so I can work for valve

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Does your GPA really matter?

I've heard conflicting accounts of this.

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[SINGAPORE] HELP ME VOTE FOR MY GAME JAM'S GAME THANKS

https://www.facebook.com/dbsremix/photos/a.1011869862188245.1073741827.116510905057483/1011869978854900/?type=3&theater

Hello everyone! I am representing Crazy Bomb studios and we just made a PC/Android game for DBS Game Jam 15. Do try it out and if you like it, help us vote on the image below! Thanks!

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Is it me?

Is it me, or finales week is the easiest week on Digipen?

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King of the Nerds

Duba said there are upperclassmen that know his characters name in Asheron's Call, anyone here know it?

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Submission Meltdowns

Party in Reynaud tomorrow for anyone who's done with submissions.

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Game Submissions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-WUJGYpyc

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Hi I use to attend Digipen years ago and I currently graduated with my Degree in Graphic Design and what I want to offer you is help with board, card games and instruction booklets.

I remember when I was a BAGD how difficult it was to due boards, cards and flashy instructions. I didn't know how to construct them in a way that would line up correctly or print out. Put it this way, it took me hours trying to make a grid for a board game and even longer to look right.

So if anyone needs help with their projects let me know and we can figure something out.

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Reminder to the BO that 8chan is a broken POS and hotwheels is porting us over to InfDev. Not sure how the move works but you should found out or something.

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chicks

I know that I shouldn't be expecting anything going to digipen, but is it just me or are all the chicks here completely insane, taken, or both?

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Get me offa these e-mail lists!

Left the school last December and I keep getting e-mails for campus events and guest lectures and stuff. Whom do I contact to be removed?

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>MFW Claude caught someone eating in Plato at the LAN party

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Hey Sonia, we know you're reading this

People, they do stuff,

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Thanksgiving

Pleasant reminder to all those whose jimmies are rustled that people in America celebrate thanksgiving regardless of what happened to the natives hundreds of years ago.

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Data Mining Thread

How did you find out about 8chan?

What other boards do you browse?

What other websites do you browse?

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

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Gat 120

Ellinger just spent half of a class talking about how you should dress as a designer. Why on earth would I care? I know that if you dress like a shmuck, people will treat you like a shmuck. There is no reason to spend half of a class period on that. Seriously????

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Does anyone else hate videogames now?

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Just fired a friend/teammate

I just got through firing a teammate who wasn't doing any work. Unfortunately, this guy was also a close friend, and it wasn't pretty, so I need a fucking drink after this shit. Anyone have any good firing stories or advice on the subject?

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anyone here like watersports?

Kappa

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Looks like we're banned, boys

What's up with this? I don't think I quite understand how they go about which websites to block

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When you receive an email about a free barbecue, but then you remember that you're from DigipenBilbao… Someone teach Meighan McKelvey how to send the fucking messages only to Redmond plz noob

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Is it me, or?

I hear so much shit talk about Ben Ellenger; GAT120 this and GAT2-whatever that, that I really want to take one of those classes to see if your all just whiney bitches or not. Like seriously i'm starting to think you all might be people who

A. Have to be right all the time and just hate it when people (in authority) disagree with you (design wise or in whatever)

B. Have a hard time standing up for your opinions

or C. Are just really shitty designers?

I'm really starting to wonder…

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boo

What's the proper gesture when I see people crying in the hallways or bathroom?

Like, do I help them? Do they not want to be bugged?

???

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BADGers be shiny in chrome

From a dutch game producer

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I'm going to die.

Spending my last few days before the upcoming apocalypse trying to get a handle on my work.

It's coming. I know it is. I can't imagine how dead empty the school is going to be that Tuesday.

I might just even skip some classes.

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I win digipen

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cool

Dice rollRolled 6, 5 + 9 = 20 (2d6)

we did it

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Midterm Meltdowns

Anyone seeing the fallout from midterms yet?

This semester's crop of dropouts is looking rather bountiful.

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Happy Halloween Digitards

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can we agree that this is the stupidest fucking team name of all time
>maybe le volvo will hire us lol
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Ben

The Rhino needs to be at my funeral, so he can let me down one more time.

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Prospective BAGD here

Hey everyone. High school junior here. I used to play a lot of video games without really thinking about the mechanics of how they work. But after watching Extra Credits, I became really interested in the game design process and started playing them as a designer, instead of a player just like James recommends. What else can I do to get accepted into and prepare for the program?

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BSCSGD Question

How do BSCSGDs do in the industry? I always hear a ton about other degree programs but rarely see anything on BSGD.

1st semester at digipen.

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To the upperclass RTIS student who keeps making eye contact with me. You're 10/10 eye candy. Get at me.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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The Beginner's Guide

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d6)

anyone else play this?

i want to know what you guys thought about this, before some BAGDer comes in on monday and stirs up a circle jerk.

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So now that the senior projects have been posted in the halls, which one looks the least awful?

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GD STUDENTS, WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE A PROFESSOR LIKE MORRISON REGURGITATES IT TO YOU AND CHARGES YOU CLASS TIME FOR IT

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just fukking LMAO @ people that go to GAM lecture

just LOL buddy boyos

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Digipen Hookups.

Female here. 21. Fourth year.

How come every mother fucking male I take to bed in this stinking school breaks down and starts sobbing the morning after that they want to go out and have a relationship.

This has happened way too many times.

Granted, i'm not opposed to dating, but honestly, I'm busy with schoolwork and I want to focus on that, not cultivating a 'thing'.

Every. single. time. Despite me telling them it's just a hookup. A friends with bennies. Nothing emotional, just a roll in the hay, I inevitably get that sobby, red-faced kid on my doorstep clutching flowers telling me how he wants me to stay at his parents house over the summer with him. ( This actually happened. )

So what the fuck, men? Why can't I have a good hookup, and not have this happen.

I tell em, and they don't listen.

Advice? Have you done this? Has it happened to you?

Maybe I'm just really good at picking the insecure virgins, but to my knowledge, I don't think I've popped any cherries … so what gives.

Here is hoping this year is better.

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thank you, /digipen/

>ITT your experience so far

Freshman here, I found this board a bit before first semester started and the hate towards BAGD convinced me to switch (initially to BSCSGD now just BSCS). My dormies are badgers and god damn everything I hear about GAT classes sounds awful and the majority of badgers I meet are useless narcissistic "idea guys" with absolutely no skill or hope for the future. If every single one dropped out I would only feel happy for their sake. Apparently even Portnow told them that their life as a "game designer" will probably be shit when he came to speak. Also really liking the CS teachers, I can't imagine only learning scripting languages and having almost no actual knowledge of computers or art. And holy shit hearing other students talk about memes is unbearable (how has this John Cena shit not gotten old yet?)

Anyways the sound design program actually looks pretty good too, taking an intro to sound class and I like it a lot.

I'd say the biggest problems with this school are definitely the BAGD program, lack of business major/minor, and reddit autists it attracts.

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Sorrry, Rutherfortd, but...

Ahh digipen… another year… another game project… another dream between friends.

And team on ones…

I swear to christ, if I hear "Your game could be the next Discord!" I'm going to fucking lose my shit.

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Now that classes have started, any roommate horror stories yet?

Read the title, especially pointed towards those poor souls in the digipen housing crap lol

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percent of digipen students here

If it's not obvious by my question, I'm a freshman. About what percentage of digipen students regularly post on here?

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Daily reminder that you're the one failing, not Digipen.

Daily reminder that the reason you suck so much is because you spend your time on here meming instead of studying.

Daily reminder that you blame your shortcomings on the school because you're weak.

>thinking that you'd be able to get into one of the most competitive industries on the planet playing league 4 hours a day and half assing your shit

plebs

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Please Do Not

Over the past few weeks I've seen this one ( or who knows, maybe it's a few, they all kinda blur together in a mesh of badly dyed hair and 'steam punk giraffe' t-shirts after a while… ) freshman girl with [redacted].

Ok, whatever, maybe shes just having a weird day.

A few days later, spot her again with [redacted] and [redacted].

Few days after that, shes wearing [redacted] and [redacted].

> Overhear her talking to her friends " When the Blizzard meeting, I want to go and show them my stuff."

I'm all for self expression, but shit like this gives us a bad name. Seriously? Walk up to an industry professional with clown makeup and [redacted] on expecting to be taken seriously?

I'm betting she won't be back next semester, in any case.

Whats some of the worst fashion you've seen at DP.

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DigiPeeps say weird stuff. As do ProjectFun kids. So tell me about it here.

http://goo.gl/forms/TxRvqjLDVL

I AM SHAMELESSLY SELF PROMOTING THIS THING CLICK THE LINK

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Having fun outside of DigiPen

What do you guys do when you don't fucking feel like playing video games in Edison/cafeteria? What is there to do in Redmond?

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gat240

can we talk about how terrible this class is and how most of the class is about to fail project 2 because the rubric starts you off at like -760%

can we also talk about how we all need to be at the next design council/town hall so shit actually gets done. as much as complaining to 8chan is cool this class seriously needs to get fixed

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Team Spaces

What does everyone think about them changing the team space policy so that breaking the rules results in a fine?

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Is it just me, or has this board gotten really toxic lately? It seems like no one can post about their opinion without it devolving into namecalling almost immediately

>inb4 ironic namecalling of OP

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Bronze Sables

where they go? :(

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Has anyone gotten Zero to run successfully with WINE? Any tips?

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Ellinger's lectures in a nutshell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gudICDxnM

"Do I know what vital role means? No."

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Fucking peeved

I am a sophomore and can transfer exactly 0 credits from DigiPen to UW. Great. This place is built to be a fucking prison.

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can this be the digipen theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sjy5NyVA9k

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just when you think you've seen it all

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Compare and Contrast

DigiPen RTIS vs. UW CompSci

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The "Random" team spaces

So what do you guys think of the "random" allocation of team spaces. I personally think that they are nowhere near random. They have been manipulated by someone. I think we all know who manipulated it.

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BFA Townhall Round 2

We going to see any more meltdowns during the upcoming townhall?

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See ya fuckers

Just transferred to the UWs computer science program. IM FREE FROM THIS WEIRD PURGATORY, SOMEWHAT NORMAL PEOPLE HERE I COME. YAHOOOOOOOO!

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Ye scurvy dogs

Grad here. Is scurvy still an issue among the maladjusted autists who don't know that Mountain Dew and cheesecake daily isn't a meal?

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Interior Semiotics Indeed

Digipen is the crowd of hipsters/the art show, I am the Beer Man, the Narrator is talking about my life.

I know who the Diversity Asian is in my life.

I'm not entirely sure who the Girl Pissing Herself is in my life though, maybe she's more like a morphic antagonist? Like anybody at any time could become the Girl Pissing Herself if you're not careful.

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ITT we greentext things we thought were memes before DP

>pic related

also this (was said by someone, in one of our cohort's group chats the first week he got in there):

>"9-11 was an inside job done by Bush. You can tell by the way the building was in freefall…"

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Seriously? More fucking board games?

BSGD turned RTIS. Does anyone have recommendations on shit I can do to ACTUALLY learn digital game design? At present I've just got a notebook of what I like/dislike about games I play and how I'd change 'em.

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Hows it going?

How is this year going for everyone

freshman here and given what I saw on this board going into it I am pleasantly surprised by how much I like it here, especially the teachers and almost every non-BAGD student.

But fuck badgers though god damn they are annoying. 2 of my dormies are badgers and I don't mind one but the other embodies everything I can hate in a person: she is SJW, lazy, ignorant, full of herself, and all she does is complain about everything except herself. Also she's a full on biowarefag. I know its mean to want people to fail but I really hope her laziness gets the best of her so she has to drop out. I actually applied as a BAGD then switched to BSCSGD after coming to this board and now I'm just BSCS after seeing that I'd be critically analysing gone homo. Very happy with that decision.

What are some good clubs here? I just started in a 5E group (1 DM 3 players right now) in tabletop club and game design club was 10x better than the GAT class I went to before withdrawing. Also making a Dota club even though there's a MOBA club so I can get twice as many –pizzas– social experiences. If they let me I'd also be interested in making a Mead Appreciation club (if there isn't one already).

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it's always good to know that our Diversity Club is in the hands of such open-minded, fair, equal, and tolerant folks. y'know, the kind of folks who unashamedly reblog shit like this on their very-public tumblr and assume it won't come back to bite them later.

and people wonder why others are against "diversity clubs" and "social justice".

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DigiPen Institute of Technology: a healthy learning environment

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http://imgur.com/gallery/OVFJs

*slurp* *suck* *lick* *sluuuuuuuuurp* *fart*

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>he actually majored in BAGD

POST YFW FRESHMAN BADGERS ARE ANALYZING GONE HOME IN GAT 120

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REMINDER: Banners

Now that the fall semester has begun and people are going to start posting here again, I thought I'd remind you guys that we're always accepting new banner submissions, pretty much regardless of how terrible they are. Post your 300x100 images here.

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Ok so my birthday is coming up and I want to a nice wacom, but I don't know a lot about them. Give me some recommendations for a nice high quality wacom or whatever.

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Same old song

Anyone looking forward to / dreading any classes this semester?

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WARNING FROM BOARD OWNER: METAL GEAR SOLID V SPOILERS AHEAD. I SPOILER-TAGGED THEM FOR YOU BECAUSE OP IS A FLAMING PILE OF HUMAN GARBAGE AND DID NOT.

venom snake isnt big boss. hes the medic from ground zeroes. ground zeroes is a flashback of the medic reliving big boss's experience through hypnotherapy

the character creation at the beginning is what the medic actually looked like. look at snakes reflection in the helicopter or the helicopter photos in first person to see.

the real big boss is making outer heaven and setting up metal gear 1. you see him in the intro, hes ishmael.

strangelove is otacons mother. huey killed her b/c he wanted to use otacon to pilot metal gear

the skulls are infected with a parasite that kills people who speak english.

quiet doesnt talk because of that but at the end of her story she does and dies. no you dont get to fuck her sorry thirsty nerds

eli is liquid snake. this ones fucking obvious come on

the game ends with venom snake becoming fake big boss of outer heaven. kaz works with him to overthrow real big boss because real bb basically cheated on kaz. ocelot is still gay for bb so obv they work to kill venom snake in mg1

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Hey Surly DigiPeoples

If you think there's something fucked up about DigiPen, here's a link to the ACCSC's standards of accreditation.

http://www.accsc.org/UploadedDocuments/standards%20and%20alerts/ACCSC%20Standards%20of%20Accreditation%20and%20Bylaws%20-%20070114.pdf

Linking this because people should know that DigiPen was renewed for the next 5 years unconditionally, so nobody's going to be checking in and saving you.

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Why the fuck do I keep coming back here?

I've graduated this hellhole and the board almost never updates anyhow. It's like I'm torturing myself.

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if there's one thing i can't fucking stand

it's how people who were once your friends abandon you when you drop out

just a few months ago we were laughing and working together, and now even though i'm still in redmond, it's like we're a million miles away

i understand that you probably need to do this to keep yourself sane. you have to believe that i'm subhuman garbage and that is why i dropped out; it's not digipen's fault, it's just that i'm the one who was too weak

but we're still friends on facebook and every time i see all of you getting together and having a fun time, it kills me a little bit inside

as i sit here at my computer in my apartment, alone, trying to figure out what the fuck to do next in my life

anyone else drop out and notice this fucking bullshit

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Does anyone else think that Ellen Beeman looks like a Rachel and Rachel Rutherford looks like an Ellen?

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Today, after months of jumping through hoops to go to another school, I was unceremoniously dropped because of my college GPA for my last semester of DigiPen(NOT my cumulative, mind you).

Advice to anyone at DigiPen or anyone in high school considering it: If you aren't sure, GET THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. It's like covering your academic records in fucking glitter.

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Typical highschool student who wants to get into the game dev industry here. What do you guys think of this article? Is DigiPen still not worth the money for all the things (clubs, forming teams, one-on-one time with industry professionals and your team, and help getting connections with employers) he mentions? (for an RTIS degree) http://allenchou.net/2015/07/digipen-the-game-school-i-went-to/

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Yesterday, Claude finally moved all his R/C planes out of his office. He needed a moving van to do that. Also, he didn't do it: he had the security guard take care of it. I heard that they're going to be able to make 3 offices out of the space that used to be taken by the planes.

There's not much point to this post, Claude can do what he want with the space in the building, but I just find the whole thing really weird and a little offputting.

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Who else is a furry here :3

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Here have this

Cloud Comair

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Freshman thread

BAGD here should I switch to RTIS? From what I've gathered here that seems like a very good idea before I get locked in.

Also freshman advice thread.

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Confessions

Now that I'v dropped out and gotten away from the BAGDs I used to work with, I need to confess: I'm not about making those fucking condescending arty poetic experience games. I only wanted to make fun games that didn't have to be groundbreaking. Fuck Ellinger, Morrison, and the rest of the autistic design department for their bias towards storytelling when the only storytelling experience I got was taking Joly's awful class as an elective.

Anyone else got confessions they want to get off their chest?

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StackOverflow

Everyone on stackoverflow is a motherfucking son of a bitch. they are so harsh and i wish i can mutilate them.

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Im high

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Kitchen Drone here

Lets talk foodstuffs! What things would you like to see more/less of? Which foods suck?
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Hello, it's cold, dark, and lonely here. I don't know how I got here. I don't go to DigiPen and think I took a wrong turn at hiddenwiki. Anyway, it looks like that school sucks so SORRY everyone is going there

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Ha ha, holy shit.Thoughts on "our glorious leader's" chicken sandwich?

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Entryway statue

Good God this fucker's ugly
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i hate myself

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what the fuck is this

what the fuck is digipen?

is it just some shitty for-profit college based on game design or some shit?

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Let's talk drugs

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More pretention please

http://bit.ly/1LlT1HD

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How do you think your future employers will feel about this board?

Think about it. Most of the shit you guys are posting just makes you look like fools in the eyes of an employer. I wouldn't want to hire any of these students. You guys are paying a shitload to attend this school, if you don't like it, go elsewhere. No one is twisting your arm telling you to attend DigiPen. Don't ruin the schools reputation, or yours for that matter. Be smart.
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Remember Portnow and how pretentious and shitty he was, and how young and gullible and able to eat up his bullshit we were? Jesus Christ.

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Transcript requests

Where do I address the transcript request form to get my DigiPen transcript?

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The more you know

I would just like to say that if you are on a game team and you're the one who was asked to gather audio assets for the game and you are not in a sound major, you're the worst team member on the team. This is only not true if there's someone on your team even more worthless who can't even be counted on to get audio assets.

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digipen droll

my favorite thing about digipen students is that none of them ever shut up

i mean, everyone's allowed to have opinions, but I could have expressed your opinion in a single sentence, we don't need a freaking novella

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DigiPen over, how do i job?

Do I still have to balance my job's programming work with making a board game with a combat system and my graphics homework?

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How you got suckered in

I'm not a DigiPen student, but I feel like in an alternate reality (where I tried harder in high school), I probably could have been. For a long time, I was a pretty firm believer in DigiPen. I just thought that it was the "legit" and "professional" gamedev school. I think I mainly got this impression from two things:
>game websites like Kotaku that kept putting it on "best vidya college" lists
>Narbacular Drop

Frankly, it's disgusting how much of what DigiPen gets away with is allowed by their media and industry ties. If game journalism really wanted to tackle issues in the industry, it sounds like DigiPen would be a fucking great target. It seems like a scam on the level of Phoenix University, and an insane grind as well.

But anyway, what convinced you guys to attend? Where did you hear about DigiPen, and what told you it was good?
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meta

Why the fuck is there a board for DigiPen and why am I not surprised by how terrible it is? I have a feeling most of you will sit behind your anonymity and use it as a shield. desu desu desu desu desu desu me too
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Shit You're Supposed to Know

(Or learn on your own time while enrolled)

For the Holcomb boardstravaganza GAT classes, it seems like you're assumed to be proficient with some sort of image software, despite never being given a class for it.

BFAs don't seem to know how to save files consistently for use as game assets, which is because they won't officially work on a game project at a game school until junior year, and their professors don't give a shit about preparing them for it.

Rtises go into Gam200 with only a sorry C engine with alpha engines bullshit, and are expected to have worked on it over the summer or shit it out immediately so their non-programming designers can actually start working (zero prototypes aside)

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End-of-Year Celebrations!

How are you gonna all celebrate, I plan on drinking heavily before passing out while watching adult swim. What about you guys?

How do you plan on celebrating the end of the school year?

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Zero Functionality Engine

I sincerely hope this is just my fucked up copy of Zero but I am getting fucking sick of re-importing files constantly because Zero can't manage things well and doesn't have a refresh option for sprites and textures. Literally every time I import a new texture it breaks all my particle emitters that use a previous texture. I'm guessing it has an array of textures and adding new ones fucks up where the old ones are found. HOWEVER I am using the SpriteSource.Find function so this should not happen. Worst part is I can't update to a new build because they took out Python. 10/10 good plan.
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enjoy the motherfucking catalina wine mixer

peace out drop outs glhf getting a job. enjoy the money, free time, and normal human contact for those of us that continue to choose their abstinence for *maybe* some better odds

sincerely yours,

who gives a shit

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Bad Roomies

Story time.
Tell me YOUR shitty room mate stories.

Freshman year, instead of getting into Digipen housing I take a gander at the room mate/apartment housing site.

Find a place.
Fucking ShadowBrook. Don't know it at the time but the place is a mass of mold and crap with a fuckton of children that like to scream at all hours.

Decide to take a look. Price is all-right. Own bedroom. Own bathroom. Basement level, but it looks ok.

Meet roommate. ( We are both female.) We will call her E. E's parents own the apartment.

E is a classic digipenner. Overweight, smells, never washes hair. Wears same outfit every day. Dirty pokemon shirt. Baggy shorts. Never seen without baseball cap.

E's parents pay for her everything. She has a new car, gets a grand a month for 'spending money', all tuition paid for out of pocket.

When I first meet E she seems OK enough. Quiet. Doesn't make eye contact. Sort of awkward but I can deal.

After first week of school, things quickly degrade.

Apartment starts to become messy. It is very clear that E has a bit of a problem.

E has her own room, but absolutely refuses to use it except for sleeping. She is always out in he living room, playing DOTA on her laptop and watching TV.
E has this disgusting armchair recliner that she rots in whenever she is not sleeping or at school.

From 8 AM to 2 AM. DOTA in the armchair.

E eats in this as well, and will not get up to throw away her food/garbage/anything. Starts to pile up in a circle of garbage around her chair. Soda bottles, chip bags, candy wrappers, pints and pints and pints of ice cream.

Two weeks in.

Pile has now spread to sofa. Flies starting to accumulate.
'E maybe you should pick up some of this stuff'
'I will soon'

Never does.

One month in.

You can now audibly hear buzzing in the living room from flies. E pretends not to notice. Will not let me open any windows in the apartment. Including the blinds. I take out the garbage as much as I can. Can see flies crawling over her sometimes while she plays games. She seems not to care. One day, when E is away at school. I clean.

I clean fucking everything. Vacuum. Scrub. Mop.

E comes home.
Global fucking meltdown.
"I HAVE BACKWARDS OCD YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME."

All I threw away were empty food containers.


The rest of the year is her desperately trying to put mess back in the apartment. I will throw away moldy bags of donuts only for her to fish them out of the trash and put them back on the counter claiming she can eat around the mold.

It is E's first time away from her parents and she has no idea how to be an adult.

E's diet has piddled itself down to exactly this.

1.) Moose-Tracks Ice cream, aprox. 1 gallon every two to three days.
2.) Texas toast.
3.) Sausage hot pockets.
4.) Dr.Pepper

E's hair has started to fall out from what I can only assume is a total lack of any physical movement and malnutrition. She drives her car the short walk to school. Little tumbleweeds of greasy hair all around apartment. Keeps wearing baseball hat to cover it up. Can see bald spot whenever she is not wearing it at home. She is barely 20 years old.

E has now started sleeping out in the living room. Catch her masturbating out there multiple times. Pretend not to notice.

E sometimes sneaks into my room to 'pet' my stuffed animals.

Had a short fling with a guy near the end of the semester. E would just knock and knock on my door and try to open it during private time. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE?"

E was super hard to live with.
It was always a battle keeping her/her mess out of my room.

Moved out as soon as the year was over.

She has failed a few classes since then but I'm not sure if she still goes here.

Maybe ~ I try to avoid her when I can.
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Well, it's better than nothing.

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BAGDs' Entry Level Jobs(Serious)

I'm an RTIS junior who has never knowingly interacted with a BFA or BAGD, so I have absolutely no perspective on the art side of this school. What sort of entry-level jobs do BAGDs find? Surely there aren't many companies interested in pure designers? Do they get hired as artists as well?
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2015 death toll

Who's not coming back for the 2016 school year? Mention your degree and year if you can, I'd love to get a wider perspective there.

I'm a junior bsgd leaving for medical reasons.

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Apartments that aren't mold pits?

So gates and shadowbrook are both pretty disgusting in terms of mold growth. Does anyone have any recommendations or do I just have to go get more fucking dehumidifiers?
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Installer Questions

Hi, freshman BSGD here. I was wondering if anybody knew how to properly do an installer for Zero Engine projects for GAM150, I know we have to use something like Inno or InstallShield but it seems like such a daunting task so I was wondering if anybody could dumb it down?
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Can we take a minute and talk about something positive? Seriosuly we make FUCKING VIDEO GAMES :D

^^
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Okay, guys,

Thanks to /DigiPen/ for everything, it was unbelievably helpful during some of my darkest times at this school. Today is my last game presentation as a student, and the end is in sight. Best wishes to everyone who stays, and good luck to my fellow dropouts.
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STUDENT SHOWCASE LIVESTREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sclPiqgskWE

GET IN HERE WE DOIN DIS
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WHYNOBOOZ?

Why does everyone at this school go silent when you ask them to go out for a beer at the brewery across the street? I mean fuck, every nerd from my home town has a pint or shot every now and then. But Jesus, its like these nerds see you as slinging meth if you invite them to go out to a bar with you.

They look at you with a smug ass face and go "Oh, I don't drink." and back away as if I'm about to pull out a switch blade and mug them in an effort to feed my rampant alcohol addiction.

God damn ALL THESE. FUCKING. BETAS.
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I peruse digipen students tumblrs occasionally.
Found this gem today.


In all seriousness, if I were trying to get hired and had a blog, I would not put things like this out there.
Seems in bad taste.
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splelcheck

Pro quality right there
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Comfort zones

Does anyone else have a favorite "farting chair" in Edison? Whenever I'm having a particularly gassy day, I like to pick out a specific one of those hard-plastic chairs that have the fabric bottom, and sit in it while I work. I fart in it over and over, and eventually it starts to absorb my odor. It's nice because the familiar smell makes me feel comfortable, like I'm in a cocoon of safety. I marked it with a little scratch on the back of the plastic so I always know which one it is, and can get it back later, without anyone else being able to spot it.

So, what kind of comfort zones do you guys put yourselfs into?
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ProjectFun

So. Who's not looking forward to working ProjectFun this summer?
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Film projects

Is there no place for people to film that doesn't block the ENTIRE FUCKING HALL? I hate walking in front of cameras when I've been on the receiving end of getting a film project fucked up in high school, but it's to the point where not a single day goes by where I don't have to pass through someone's shot.
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Student Evaluations

Alright, it's that time of the semester. What's the best/worst of each of your classes?
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lol @ people who take screenshots of /digipen/ posts out-of-context and post them on facebook (you know who you are)

keep drinking the kool-aid and paying your dues to Claude. don't interact with people anonymously, just stand up there on your high tower acting superior
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anyone else?

This might seem childish, but the reason I'm leaving the school is because I no longer feel proud of my work here. I didn't come here to make anything revolutionary, but I wanted to make games I could write home about and say 'I made this'. I haven't felt that in GAM since my first semester, GAT since 210, and not at all in my cs courses.

24 days left.
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Positivity Thread

Alright, it'd fun to complain and get things off your chest, but there's a reason why everyone's still here. Let's hear all the things you love about this school!
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Screw teamspaces

Why the hell is most of Edison devoted to a single fucking class? Shouldn't teamspace only be a thing for people who have survived sophomore year so we aren't shunting the BFAs into the art ghetto?

And while I'm at it, fuck those pretentious shitstains that always introduce themselves as "_ from Team _" like everyone has heard of their Gam150 team
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poop

Poop poop poop pooper
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Dating at Digipen

Obviously there is a significant gender balance issue at digipen. How do you guys deal with it? Everyone either already has a boyfriend or is not interested in dating.

Where do you go to get out and meet women?

Or are we all autistic nerds with no social life.
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Professor ranking thread. Best to worst (broken up by tier):

God Tier:
>Mead
>Bede

Top Tier:
>Hanson
>Vermesi
>Peters (Honorable mention: fuckin' AJ)
>Hemovich
>Moody

Mid Tier:
>Holcomb
>Volper
>Dimitri
>Rowan

Bottom Tier:
>Dougernaut
>Solorzano
>Morrison
>Beorkel
>Fuckin' Tony

Shit Tier:
>Ellinger (+Rachel/Ellen)
>Comair
>Schafer
>Portnow
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8chan's back!

Let's celebrate with this absolute gem of a reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/digipen/comments/2ri2f1/man_this_school_was_a_waste_of_my_money/
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Groundbreaking programming question

Everyone always says 8==D, but what if 8!=D?
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DigiPen Faculty don't read these boards.

and there is no dp professor fight club Feel free to use the soap, though.
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odd thought

While most college people that I know get the major Christian holidays off(incl Easter monday), the school doesn't seem to acknowledge it. On the other hand, we got Our Glorious Leader's birthday off. What does that say that we get Claude's birthday off but not a major religious holiday?
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Seriously?

Can we stop with the goddamn social media screencaps from people reacting to the board? It doesn't take much to find out who posted what if you're decently connected on whatever social network, and it's kind of lending towards talking shit about specific current DigiPen students.
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>inb4 drama

My digisenses tell me a thing is incoming. Could be incoming, anyway. If it is, I hope that it doesn't produce DigiDrama™, but, you never know.
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Worst Teachers, who and why?

Seeing as opinions are fairly spread as to which teachers are actually worthwhile, aside from based Mead, I ask /digipen/ this: Name the two teachers you most dislike and provide why. Or for all you positives out there name your favorite and why, then get their dick out of your mouth.
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The weirdos of DigiPen housing

Any good roommate stories from housing people?

I had three morons to deal with, a dude who wouldn't stop jacking off while I was trying to sleep, an idiot who thought running his laptop through the dryer would be a good way to dry it, and a prissy overpriveliged dude who thought everything had to accommodate him because of his rich parents. (I wasn't much better, all this stress plus DigiPen plus a death in my family left me with a short fuse)

One of my favorite stories about these idiots is that jackoff loved to cook awful burgers. He submerged then in oil in the frying pan, and then seared the outside, leaving the inside completely raw. One time he was cooking and noticed smoke coming out of the pan. Logically, he concluded that water put out fire, so he put the getting pan under the sink. I looked up from the couch when I noticed an orange glow from the kitchen, to see jack off staring dumbfounded at a 6 foot column of flames. Nobody was hurt, but prissy starts screaming and whining, I explain to jackoff that we have a fire extinguisher, and then go to bed after double checking my smoke detector in case he tried to cook again that night.
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The Triad

ITT: The Triad. Thoughts? Opinions?

Criticisms of my shitty picture mock up?
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I don't even feel safe on 8chan anymore.

Professors have recently discovered the board.
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DigiPen Against Humanity

If I finished making this and put a copy in the rec room, how long do you think it would be before it was confiscated?
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What's up with IT?

This morning I came to school and found that i couldn't connect to the internet through the ethernet cable. I went to IT, and it turns out they blocked me for pirating a movie. This would normally be ok, I mean, I did it so I deserve it, but the problem is that I did it last year and was just now blocked. I haven't done anything wrong in such a long time it kind of felt arbitrary that they would keep me from working right when I was about to do my pre-grade.
Just ranting a bit, I guess this can be an IT rage/story thread. IT is welcome to join in, I think you guys are doing great work except for this incident
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R.I.P Zero

Let's make an update that breaks the code for half the games, and push it a week before Beta and 3 weeks before final! What could possibly go wrong?

Seriously, what the FUCK, Zero Team?
Everyone doing GAM150 right now, do not update your shit.
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Pros/Cons of staying

Hey, I'm a sophomore bsgd considering leaving the school and getting a cs degree elsewhere. Rtises and bsgds, why have you stuck around?
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What about Normal people?

Hey guys, (Girls if any) [Maybe Trans, or Kitchen Drones]

I'm sure a lot of us are not only nerds, or maybe not at all. We know how real world works, not just the anime and videogames Pangea.

I've met remarkable people in this Beta college, and we have been partying and gone clubbing together.
Some of us, make a normal non-Digilife: We workout, play sports and have either dates or an off-site campus GF.
And we manage to pass, get nice grades and make something with our lives besides being all-day-long in front of a screen.

Does anyone else run into the issue, where people give you bad looks because of being fit?
Or maybe because they know you like to drink / smoke some weed?
Or because you actually shower and use colony/deodorant on the mornings?
Or because you are able to speak about sports, girls, politics and so on with anybody?

Sounds so retarded, but I believe the average Non-Typical-Digipen student gets actually BULLIED in this place.
Ofc, I find it funny, as I have a more interesting life than them from my point of view.
But I still feel bullied, not just by students (Which is most of it), sometimes even some Professors or Faculty.

What does the DigiPenitentiary judge?

Pd: I am friends with a lot of Nerds (Real Friends, not that dP Co-Worker standard), this is not meant to be offensive to them. I am claiming the rights of the Normal people. That minority on this college.
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BFA Town Hall

So, how about that BFA town hall meeting?
For anyone who wasn't there, at least four people burst into tears and more than 60% of the BFA's are suicidal or depressed because of Digipen. Administration and faculty have some shit to fix and some useless psychologists to fire.
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ITT: Team Stories

Anyone got any stories about working in teams (blah blah confines of the rules, don't identify your teammates that stuff)?
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Why all the designer hate?

Hi guys,

I'm a perspective student who'd really like to get into game design but in reading through this thread it seems like a lot of the designers aren't well liked.

Is there a big reason for the hate? Are all design students at the school bad/hard to deal with? Or is it only just some giving the rest bad names?
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I'm going to be a BAGD, how do I not be a complete fuckboy?

I get it, a lot of BAGDs are rich, social retards, with zero levels of introspection. I'm not any of those things for one, and I'm not intellectually retarded either. I know you guys need BAGDs who can code and I need help as to where I can start! (I want to be an indie so obviously coding is a given).

I'm actually going to a community college for a year to get some classes dealt with because Jesus fucking Christ DigiPen is expensive, so even then I have tons of time to learn more things I need to know to become a decent BAGD.
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>beans in chili
Absolutely disgusting.
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Princeton Review

>"Congratulations Dragons! We kicked butt on the Princeton Review so It is time for a reward we say! What kind of reward? Free Entree tomorrow! It will be beef with roasted potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding (aka Popovers!). It will be delicious, but alas there will be only 400 servings!"

Obviously Princeton didn't look into BFA morale for their review. But hey, at least the first 400 people to get to the cafeteria in a school of ~1000 students get FREE FOOD.
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LAN PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS

What's good at the LAN party this time?
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oh my fucking god

Please fucking shower. The stench at the lan party made me want to stick used toilet paper up my nostrils for relief.
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'_>'
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Made a new Mascot for everyone that isn't a fucking dargon

C+C appreciated

The points on it represent the different degrees. Except I'm not good at Photoshop and had to redraw it.
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I sure hope no one says anything bad about the school!

Dear Dragons:

ACCSC (Accrediting Commission of Career Schools and Colleges) has scheduled an on-site evaluation for March 24-25. This is a regular review of all the operations at DigiPen, and takes place once every five years. The ACCSC on-site evaluators may visit your class to survey students, ask questions or observe.

Thank you in advance for your understanding!

Meighan McKelvey
Sr. VP, Administration
DigiPen Institute of Technology
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Producers

I have only been here for three years and seriously, why are there so many people who want to be producers? How did this get popular?
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Whoa!

Figured out why cafeteria prices are so high!
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Fuck yarbus.

4% and a fucking pax offer.
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Digipen Commandments

I'll go first

Thou shalt not criticize thy programmers art unless thou can make better art than thy programmer.

Someone else go.
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Digipen can make your dreams come true if you just believe.
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Hey guys, now that this board is being linked to on peoples' Facebooks and stuff, along with us just hitting >>1000 today, I figured that now would be as good of a time as any to restate the purpose of this board.

This board was created due to student frustrations with the way the Redmond campus of DigiPen Institute of Technology is run. However, I hope I have made it very clear that, outside of rule violations ( http://8ch.net/digipen/rules.html ), I have not done any tone-policing or editing or deleting of any threads or posts, whether I agree with them or not. This is meant to be a platform for open, anonymous discussion of any DigiPen campus, DigiPen as a whole, and the various day-to-day problems that students at the school run into.

Rule violations will not be tolerated, but anything else is fair game. 8chan is not a person, and /digipen/ is not a person. It is tempting to think of them as people, because everyone is anonymous and you can't necessarily discern who is who (especially since the Unique ID system falls apart because many people post from within DigiPen, and 8chan identifies them as "the same person"). Keep in mind that people here have many different beliefs and backgrounds. Just a simple glance at the "secret bathroom" thread should be enough to prove that.

So now I'm going to open this to any questions or concerns that anyone has about the board or whatever. I'm open to hearing what anyone has to say.

Or you can just call me a faggot or whatever I guess.
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The print counter

Does anyone now what that is there for?
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GAM Grading Policy

Goodness gracious! WHY why are we expected to produce industry-ready products during our time in this school if we are not even taught how to? The point is to PRACTICE making video games, not to make a AAA title! So fed up with that attitude toward student work! You have made a game? Great! It works? Awesome! It even has decent design?! WOW, just for that you already should get an "A+", not a freaking "F".
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I'm drunk and pissed at DigiPen.

Let's face it, you probably are too.

Let's talk about the bullshit and corruption at what should be the greatest school of all time but is actually a flaming pile of fucking garbage, together.

Note that I have no clue how to post as board owner or anything so fuck it.

also I wanted /dp/ but that's some porn thing apparently
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You are all trash to me until someone finishes super space ____.

It has been two years and there has been no console release. I don't care about your shitty excuses.

"not my game"
"those guys have jobs already"
"I don't even know what you're talking about."

I hold your entire institution and all you whiny trash babies in it responsible for this travesty.
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Design townhall

I had to leave before it started because of health problems. What did it consist of?
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Town Hall Meetings

BSGD Here. Unfortunately it seems I have a dentist appointment right during the GD Town Hall meeting. I was thinking that this is our chance to speak up, so I'm making this thread so everyone can for coherent thoughts so we can actually bring up issues at the meeting. Feel free to contribute, and let me know how the meeting goes! Also, we should probably have separate threads for the other degrees
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LAN Party

Anything worthwhile happening at the LAN party this semester? Last one was kinda shit IMO.
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Sooooo BFA worth it, or ...?

Incoming BFA student for 2015- 2016
…….
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Freetard RTIS Freshman here.
Has anyone gotten Zero to work on GANOO/LOONIX or am I going to have to dualboot if I want to use anything other than the school computers for Zero. I really would rather not install proprietary software but I feel like I might have no choice.
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ITT: Who's Worst Off Pissing Match

>RTIS
I don't think I can say much negative about the RTIS program myself, but I'm sure someone in Portegys's(or however the fuck it's spelled) classes has been stewing on why this program's fucked up.

>BAGD

GAT classes. You get taught to work with abstract elements and terminology that changes every fucking semester, don't get any solid skills outside of "throw shit against the wall, figure out what sticks and why"

>BSGD

The degree gets treated like shit; Ellinger himself says that BSGDs aren't as good of designers as his precious badgers. It's the worst of both worlds, though - its first half is pretty much RTIS classes with enough GAT to make the BSGDs feel like they're "designing." At least with "Computer Science" in the full degree title they're hireable as devs, since neither they nor the BAGDs are getting entry-level design jobs.

>BFA

Oh dear GOD the fucking art department policy. If you fail one assignment, you fail the class. You get to resubmit, sure, but look at the fucking workload and you'll realize that if you don't pass an assignment on the first go, you're going to get fucking swamped. I live with a couple BFA's who are up until 2-3 every night just working. Not to mention that this vidya game school doesn't seem to want their artists WORKING ON VIDEO GAMES FOR CREDIT until Junior year?

>CE

Has anyone even SEEN a CE student lately? I think they're an endangered species.

>BA/BSMSD, BSCS

Did the Sound Design degree even get finished before the ADHD staff moved onto starting the BSCS degree? All three are really untested degrees, so I doubt there's much to go on. Nobody on my GAM team actually -knew- that the MSD students actually did more than just produce assets. On the other hand, they seem better-connected with 200-level projects than BFA's, so maybe the program isn't going to have the same situation as the Art Ghettos in Edison and Tesla.
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>BAGD, Freshman Year
>GAT110
>Interrupt Rowan mid-lecture with game trivia
>Phrase it subtly as a question so that I don't look like I'm bragging about my vast game knowledge
>Impress him with my knowledge of game trivia
>Praised as Greatest Designer of All Time
>All three BAGD girls' panties drop
>Immediately given a degree and keys to Claude's private jet
>Job at Valbe
>Merge with Nintedo, Microsft, and Sorny
>Miyamoto asks for my autograph
>Solve world hunger and war using the power of messages in my games
>Parents finally understand that game dseign degree wasn't a waste of time
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Where can I even get food around here that's not subway or flying saucer?
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Atmos wins third place for Subray visuals

So the current state of DigiPen is that we cannot get into I GF anymore, but we can come in third in other, lesser known things.
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Hello, I'm a Singaporean who is thinking of entering the Singapore branch of Digipen.

After reading some of the posts here about the Washington branch, I got quite worried, so I was wondering if you guys knew anything about the Singaporean branch and whether it has the problems that the Washington branch has?

Thanks a lot!
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ZERO HELP THREAD

So this board is fun and all to rile kids up, but I figure I might as well try to actually make something helpful.

>So here's my question:

Does anyone know how to edit the contents of a textblock in code? There doesn't seem to be a super easy method for that.

In return, I'll answer any Zero questions people might have to the best of my ability.
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How do I gat

How
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I'm sure everyone has at least one story like this shit:

>Gat211 lab.

>Holcomb's talking about map categories.
>Loud student in the front row interrupts him.
>"I can't accept that Mario is 1D. What about.." And yaks on for a solid 20 seconds.
>Holcomb begins to respond.
>Loudass interrupts him again
>"But that doesn't make any sense"
>Well maybe if you'd actually let him finish he'd explain it.
>Holcomb tries to respond
>"But what about Super Mario 64? That's a 3D map"
>Holcomb gives up, tells us to work in groups on maps
>Loudass follows him around the entire lab trying to engage him in conversation, so nobody gets any feedback on if they're doing it rong.
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shouts out to digipen for not being autistic fucks during the robin walker talk.
except for the fucking game designer who asked 'why are digipen students so much better than other students?'
fuck off.
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Banner submission thread

Make some shitty banners or some BFA-quality banners, I don't care, we just need some banners, post 'em here.

Apparently they're 300x100.
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So I'm transferring outa' the BAGD program after this semester after seeing what a shitty shallow program it is.
It seems like everyone else in the program either has their head firmly planted up their ass, holding an ignorant/smug view of game production, or is a fucking mouth-breather who “wans do make vi-eh-oh gams, duuuuur!”.
I’m currently caught between BSGD and RTIS. I know that RTIS is lock, stock and fucking kick-ass in their education, but what about BSGD? Is BSGD a valid program or just a small step up from BAGD retardation?
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A few years back I spoke to a local news station about the horrors of Digipen. They said that without other students coming forward or evidence they couldn't make a story.

When I tried talking to other students they were all against it because they feared reprisal from Digipen.

Would anyone be interested in talking to the news if I could set it up? anonymously of course.

Digipen has a lot of dirt on them they don't want leaked.

They're the kind of entity that if legal action was taken against them I'm sure they'd try to settle out of court because they don't want their dirty laundry aired.
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Town Meetings coming up

So, what are you guys going to bring up at the town meetings? There won't be teachers there apparently so things are going to go a little differently. State your degree program first just to differentiate what town meeting you're going to I guess
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How's RTIS looking?

Graduated a years ago from the RTIS program, and thought it was pretty decent back then.

Looking at this board, it seems like the majority of posters are pissed off designers, which makes sense because those programs did not seem very promising when I was there…

How about RTIS though? Anybody from those degrees here? Any things you like/don't like in the degree?
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Can we PLEASE! talk about Melvin?
Post your stories
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Best Places on Campus

What are your favorite places on campus?

>picture related


Absolutely locale number 1. Only place on campus I've gotten laid, plus, the privacy of the solo bathroom on the second floor affords you the ability to spend however much time you need. I've spent entire 90 minute breaks between classes in there just poopin' and readin'.

God damned fantastic.
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bfa general

i live in a world where the executives of my program don't understand the industry my degree is designed to get me into, i go to a game school where i don't actually get credit for working on a fucking video game team until semester 5, adjuncts are often better than tenured professors, and it depends.

wat god damn program am i
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PROTIP: Take CS180 in the Spring semester. Even if you're a BSGD or whatever, just do it, take it Semester 3, don't wait until Semester 4.

What you don't realize is that CS120 students who get As get to take CS180 early, semester two.

This means that your class is full of people who not only got As, but also consciously decided to take CS180 early. This doesn't automatically make you a tryhard, but holy shit, there are so many tryhards in this class that just ask questions constantly just to sound smart. If you would just let Mead fucking teach you what he's going to teach you, maybe your question would be answered, but no, you feel the need to pipe up constantly like a sack of shit all the god fucking damn time.

BSGD students, it's like a GAT class. No, seriously. Today in class there was one guy who raised his hand to ask a question, and before Mead was done answering it, had his hand in the air again, and then there was this OTHER guy who crossed "the GAT threshold" of just blurting a question out loud without raising his hand at all.

Love Mead, love the subject, love the class, hate the kids.
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SATAN TRIPS GET

ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME
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Mod E-mail Address

Send any questions, comments, concerns, or, most importantly, emergency rule violations to: 8chandigipen [AT] gmail [DOT] com.

Use this to privately discuss board policies with me, or, as I said above, to report emergency rule-breaking such as dox posts, death threats, etc. You could also use it to just chat I suppose, but I don't really know why you'd want to.

I promise that I'll be entirely confidential, but you really shouldn't trust me on that, because you don't know who I am and why should you? Use https://mailinator.com/ or something if you wish to remain anonymous.

(I wanted to get an @8chan.co e-mail address but their e-mail provider sucks and their CAPTCHA is broken.)
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Mascot logo thing isn't as bad as it could've been. Being a dragon is still kind of lame but w/e, it's not as horrible as I expected.

Having to write one positive thing about the school in order to get a free t-shirt is pretty funny. It's like they read this board or something.
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Are there any transfers from Bilbao here?

Pic related

What happened there? Nobody even talks about it.
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Oh well golly gosh gillickers, would you look at that! http://survey.digipen.edu/822916/lang-en
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Hey guys cool story. You know what's in those first aid kit stations posted around the school? I mean, considering how much money has been spent on door locking systems, ID scanners, bullet proof window covers, etc you'd think there would be a pretty nice assortment of medical gear right?

Go head, take a guess as to what was in them when we went to get stuff to treat a student got cut yesterday.

> mfw it's just a couple bandaids and some gauze

> mfw one of the upstairs kits had an empty bandaid box in it and nothing else
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How to fix GAM

Look, okay. I'm going to lay it all out. I've solved how to fix GAM classes and make them not total teach-yourself-how-to-make-a-video-game hot garbage bullshit.



GAM100:

GAM100 is pretty good as it is. Yeah it sucks that if you don't know programming, it can be a pain, but whatever man, it's super easy to learn how to do basic shit with Zilch and make a game. (Side note: Zilch sucks shit and is the worst language, that's another thread for another time though.) You learn how to deal with teammates, team issues, how to scope your game, etc., in a relatively inconsequential manner. Definitely add a "how to use git" week or something, but overall, GAM100 is not a huge problem.



GAM150:

DigiPen, for the love of God, revert to the old GAM150, but improve it, instead of having students use Zero to make their second game in a row. GAM150 was a great way to get me to learn how game engine concepts work and further solidify how to work as a team. Maybe give a lecture on advanced git usage, like branches and shit, I dunno.

After they revert to forcing you to make a game in C, SPEND TIME AND MONEY INTO MAKING ALPHA ENGINE GOOD. Don't call it Alpha Engine, also; call it libalpha or something, it's a fucking library not a goddamn engine.

Make libalpha modular. Make it so that setting up basic gameplay is super easy, just basic function calls. You got your basic game update loop, your object manager, whatever, make it really easy to get going making a game with libalpha. Alpha Engine is like 75% of the way there, just focus on honing it and making it good while documenting the fucking header files and removing those fucking #ifdefs for Android. (What the fucking shit? Who started adding Android support to Alpha Engine, before making it better?)

Then, once that's done, make a rubric that has very, VERY basic gameplay requirements, with most of the requirements being about replacing the functionality of libalpha with your own code. Give a lecture (maybe this is CS230 now? I have no fucking clue) on how to implement each part. How to make a game loop. How to make a framerate controller. How to make a state machine. Etc., etc.

Grade the projects not on how good of games they are, because fucking GAM150 is mostly RTIS and a few BSGDs, but instead on how you implemented the logic of what you learned into your Baby's First Game Engine. Give points for trying crazy shit, like packing your resources into a single file, or making a really nice asset pipeline.

And above all else: don't make it so that we either need previous programming experience or three meal tickets from attending GAM150 Club in order to pass the fucking class. Teach game engine concepts, and make us execute on them.



GAM200/GAM250:

Add a new feature to Zero that allows users to make projects with something called "Zero Core". Zero Core disables all the crazy advanced features of Zero, retaining only the most core features. This way, game designers (BAGDs and BSGDs, if they so desire) can spend the first semester prototyping and eventually building their game in Zero.

Apparently, Chris Peters will give you the Zilch compiler if you ask him. That's awesome. Make this shit mandatory! Make it so the game designers are designing the game in Zero, and the programmers are basically creating their own stripped-down version of the Zero Engine (not the editor, just the underlying engine) for the first semester. This way, there's no bullshit about having to figure out how to design and make an editor on top of designing and building an engine. The designers just get to use ZeroEditor to make the game, and the programmers get to implement the engine backend.

Give bonus points for engine programmers who not only implement the Zero Core features, but go above and beyond and add cool shit like shader support and dynamic sound shit and whatever the fuck else they want. Make the GAM200 lectures all about component-based design, both for programmers and designers. GAT240 has a lot of this, and the programmers never get to hear it, unless they're BSGD.



I'm only a sophomore so I have no perspective on GAM300/GAM350, but I don't see why it can't stay the same. At this point, you'd have an awesome engine that you built in your sophomore year, because DigiPen actually TAUGHT YOU HOW TO MAKE IT, and now you're customizing it further and adding whatever the hell other cool shit you want to it. You want JavaScript instead of Zilch? Sure, why not, integrate V8 or something. You want Oculus Rift support? Go ahead, and get a ton of bonus points for using it amazingly.

I don't see why this is so hard, other than because a.) it's different from what the current status quo is, and b.) it would actually take time and money to fix, which is something that DigiPen fucking loathes.

Teaching yourself how to make a game engine sucks, DigiPen can do better, they should just fucking hire me to make decisions like this, this is easy as shit. You have Chris Peters and the ZeroEngine team on staff, why are you not imparting their knowledge of engine design to the programmers? Why do designers have to spend the first half of GAM200 writing code in Zero, hoping that one day the programmers will figure out how to implement some sort of scripting language, so they can eventually put their skills to use in making the game rad?

Oh, and make the BFA program more like the sound design programs. I know you have to teach them art shit, but let them be like the sound students and work on game teams almost immediately. At least GAM200. Come the fuck on.

My solution makes every degree program involved in GAM feel better, and will make the games produced from DigiPen better, which is what DigiPen wants, right? Not only will it facilitate actual fucking learning, it will make for better, more awesome games that can be shown on the TVs all around school. Isn't that what they want? Isn't that what we want?
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The hell is with the eggs being hidden around the school?
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Since the freshman BSCS programs are doing the alternate gam150 this semester, how screwed are we for next semester?
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Claude

So fuck this guy.

People walk around this school acting like he is hot shit and honestly he is just a fucking asshole. All the god damn DigiPen kids who think its fun to talk about how badass Clause is just piss me the fuck off.

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE PROUD OF HAVING A SCHOOL PRESIDENT THAT IS SO GOD DAMN INACCESSIBLE?!

We are told day in and day out that he gives a fuck about us and defends student rights but we don't see shit. Every now and then he gives out free sandwiches. OH GEE, FUCKING THANKS.

Seriously, this guy is a jackass.
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YO DigiPen faggots is James Portnow that much of a cunt in IRL as he is on ExtraCreditz