/digipen/ - DigiPenitentiary

Sometimes I switch up which hand I jerk off with.

>>1392
Sometimes I go to PornHub, sometimes I go to Xhamster, sometimes I go to YouPorn.

>>1388
Just… talk to people you meet?

I mean, I assume you go out often and have functioning social skills? If those aren't the case, you shouldn't be worrying about dating yet.

Craigslist, mostly. I like to lure them in by saying that I'm willing to pay thousands of dollars for even just a blowjob, but before they realize that I actually don't even have five dollars in cash I have the deadbolts in place and WHAM! They're in Dicktown USA.

Let's get to the truth, here, folks.

Where can a guy throw some dick around here that doesn't involve another guy?

>>1402
I met a decent girl at the Barnes and noble in Bellevue, but obviously that won't work for everyone

(this is a repost of my deleted post, edited for clarity)

>>1388 I can't speak for OP, but I feel like I'm thinking pretty similarly. I know I try to talk to most everyone I meet, (not just specifically for dating purposes, more friends is always cool) and it doesn't really help. I've met girls that I wouldn't mind dating, but all are in the in same boat to date.(get it? huehuehue) Either they have no interest in dating anyone, or they're already dating someone else.

As far as a social life, sure, I've got one, but this isn't HS, so things work differently here. In HS, your friends' friends were almost all nearby and generally split roughly even genderwise. Most of my friends here in the Redmond area are other Digipen students, which means most of their friends are either A: far away in their hometowns or B: also Digipen students, so most likely guys or unavailable girls. I'm obviously not dating anyone from group A, and B is just mathematically bad odds.

As far as going out, most of that is with the aforementioned circles of friends I have here. It's one of those ironic things where I get out enough with friends that even as an extrovert, I don't really have a pressing need to get out more, so I usually don't. If my current going out with DP people was less fulfilling, I'd probably place more of an effort on doing new things that don't involve them, and then have a higher chance of meeting single women. I'm not saying I'd change it, having good friends and spending time with them is totally worth it and definitely a good thing, but it does have its drawbacks.

Unless I want to ask a waitress or checker out(and I don't), random meetings doing day-to-day stuff is not really gonna help me much, so if I want to find anyone, I'm probably going to have to go out to places specifically looking to. Basically, if there are fun places/events around here where I can meet women and still have a good time if I don't, I sure as hell want to know about more of them.

Also, because it's almost 2 a.m. and this doesn't sound like the worst idea, if any of you are (or happen to know) a girl in the area who is single and interested in dating, I just made digipendating@gmail.com and you can drop me a message there. To cut off the wave of you who are inevitably about to type "dude really wtf there's no way it's gonna work", eh. It took me like 3 minutes and I've seen dumber things pay off, so why not? If you're a guy looking for someone, don't email me, I can't help ya. Maybe set up your own email or something, I dunno. Good luck.

Dating
DigiPen

Pick one.

Personally, out of the three girls at DP I dated, all three of them were batshit insane. Luckily, they have all dropped out and moved away from Redmond. Now, I exclusively date non-digipenners. And that's actually not the worst decision I have made. The current relationship I'm in is freaking awesome. Maybe the three girls at dated at DP were just special snowflakes and all of the other girls are pretty decent but I honestly don't feel like getting my shit stolen by a mentally disturbed ex again so I'll just try and avoid that whole mess.

I was lucky to come here with my Highschool sweetheart, yall just shoulda gotten your waifus pre digipen, now your going to have to wait for post digipen

My last long distance relationship ended with her cheating on me on Valentine's day, so I've given up on dating until I get the hell out of here. Just a few more weeks..

>>1422
long distance = doing it wrong

>>1423
Yup, I learned that the hard way.

>>1423
>Assignment operator
Do you know where you are?

>>1444
touché

>>1388
Here you go

http://www.meetup.com/find/singles/?allMeetups=false&radius=10&userFreeform=Redmond%2C+Washington%2C+USA&mcId=c98052&mcName=Redmond%2C+WA&sort=default

Everyone in this thread should just trot up to LWTech and meet some normies. It's a bigger school and there's all sorts of people, they don't have locked doors (seriously wtf is up with this school) and they got awesome events like mechanical bulls and stuff in may.

>>1461

Melvin is just really into safety.

Just be a muscular BFA guy, and then wait until the BFA girls start trying to ask you about what your favorite part of a person to draw is, or pulling down their pants to show you their "totally aesthetic hips" in the middle of a lecture.

>>1480
fuck man why did I have to grow up liking computers, computers are dumb

brb going back in time four years, hitting the gym, and drawing every day

>>1480
guhhh. a handful of them really do have nice hips.

>>1485
Glad I read your post all the way through, because while I don't agree with your generalization, the advice is exactly what I would give any DigiPenner.

Also "I'll have to think about it" is a no, speaking from experience.

Don't date insane DigiPen students. Go meet people in the real world.

And later in life, don't date at work.

When shit ends, you don't have to see each other all the time then.

Also, not dating at school/work means you can be your own person, not just half of couple X walking around.

>>1605
Oh god, I hate DigiCouples. They pretty much become useless without their "other half" once they start dating.

And yet I'm also seethingly jealous because I haven't had a relationship like that in ~3 years. Go figure, eh?

>>1630
>jealous.

Of the goblins at this school? I've only ever met like one student here that would make a half decent girlfriend. You're not missing anything.

>>1662
Jealous of the relationships, not the looks. A LOT of women here just aren't attractive to me, and the ones that are are already taken.

Keep in mind the big factor here is 3 years of nothing. When you've been in the desert for so long, filtered piss doesn't seem quite so bad.

Actually, I asked out a reasonably cute and pleasant teammate(we'd agreed to wait until after we were done working together just in case), and our first date is this week. It's possible she's batshit insane, but I've worked with her all year and she seems safe. And DAT ass.

>>1667
You know we live right by seattle right? meet women there, it's not exactly hard.

>>1674
I've tried, and didn't really care for any of the women I wound up meeting. Usually WAY too boring. And this is coming from the guy who spends long hours on campus for programming work.

>>1662

You sound like a hell of a catch.

>>1683
as a fellow DigiPen student, stones and glass houses.

>>1683
It's a good point though. The majority of people here are either autistic or abrasive. I'm not going to say that everyone is like that because that's obviously untrue, but the odds are not high that anyone that agrees to date you, here, would be worth the time.

>>1711

Yeah I agree with that. I dunno maybe I am just jaded because I actually found a great person at DigiPen. Then again I probably got one of the few who isn't completely retarded and fucking awful.

between 1 and 4 on thrusdays theres often a dude in the gender neutral bathroom giving out bjs for a buck 50.

life is rough, but i sometime step in.

Dear whatever anon actually emailed me

I replied, so if you're as bad at checking alt emails as I am, you might wanna check yours.

>>1730
Dear whatever anon emailed him, good luck. You're gonna need it

Eh, I acknowledge the fact that there's a decent chance it was just one of you fucking with me, but not checking emails enough seems like the most Digipen way to miss someone, so meh.

I mean, hell, I made an alt email account already, so it's not like another 8chan post (or I guess two now) is a lot of effort.

Also, I took like 3 days to respond to the thing, so if it was actually someone serious I'd feel like a dick if they thought I just ignored 'em.

>>1756
Your extreme optimism and hopefulness and spirit makes me 100% sure that you must be a BAGD or BSGD student.

>>1759
>extreme optimism
>hopefulness
>BSGD
You realize that there is a 80% dropout rate for the 2013 BSGDs right? We aint even half way done and there's basically none of us left. If that doesnt make you consider the futility of effort every single day of your existence you shoulda been a BAGD

source: (kill me now) im a bsgd

>>1765
2012 bsgd here. Optimism is hard when you're mistaken for other degrees no matter what class you're in. GAM/cs classes assume rtis, gat/eng assume bagd, mat doesn't give a fuck.

>>1768
word up sempai, just this week Mead for the first time that I can remember acknowledged our degree in class. "BS…uh…G..D, or whatever it is"

truely a proud day for us all

>>1773
4/6/2015 - Never forget

>>1773
Based Mead, he knows what's up. RTIS is truly the master race degree until next year when normal BSCS degree takes over. I sincerely hope he teaches the multi thread class and not Volper.

>>1778

Volper is likely going to teach that class. I am sorry.