/digipen/ - DigiPenitentiary

>hurr durr i'm a girl who bangs tons of dudes why do these nerdy insecure socially-inept dudes want a relationship afterwards, gawd. aren't u jelly ur not bangin me, u totally want me, i'm implying that the many partners i've had means that there's some vague chance that i might sleep with u, yes u there typical virgin male digipen student who makes up 90% of the student body

Not sure if incredibly elaborate troll or really, really dense.

DigiPen sucks the soul out of you. It destroys you on a mental and emotional level. Most people who come to DigiPen were never that mentally or emotionally stable to begin with.

Is it really so crazy that people seek out emotional investment in others because something, anything to help mitigate the overwhelming feelings of inconsequence and despair would be better than nothing?

24-year-old virgin male DigiPen dropout here. Yeah, a relationship wouldn't have magically solved every problem I had with the school, and yeah, maintaining it might have been difficult, but I'm sure I would've jumped on any chance to get any kind of ongoing emotional support I could get. If you're really a fourth-year student and you really have no long-term emotional or mental distress, you must be some kind of psychopath and/or masochist, in which case, here's to you, you're exactly the kind of student DigiPen wants, but for the rest of us, shit's hard mang.

>>2344

Look, man, I can't empathize enough with female DigiPen students. College is supposed to be where you meet peers and date and stuff, and you chose to go to a crazy school where you get mostly socially deficient people for your potential relationship pool. It's bad for everybody! Nobody wins!

But surely you can see why I'd be confused as to why you're confused as to why DigiPen students act… like DigiPen students, right? Especially after three years?

Also, again, virgin here, but it's weird for you to talk negatively about people who can't "figure out how a real sexual encounter is supposed to work", when those people obviously have limited sexual experience compared to you. Is that something to shame? I understand it might be awkward and inconvenient for you, but like, how is someone to blame for their lack of sexual experience?

>We want someone who is self sustaining and stable so we don't have to fucking babysit you.

I get what you mean and agree 100% that that makes sense, but if that's the case, again, maybe seek relationships elsewhere? DigiPen is a pressure cooker of stress, emotions, depression, and anxiety, and if you find someone who isn't dysfunctional, they're probably either delusional or their parents are loaded and they don't mind failing a third or more of their classes each year and will probably either eventually drop out or graduate in like seven years. (If it's the latter, hey, go for it, more power to you.)

Also, if it's not too personal of a question, how *did* you maintain your sanity after three years at DigiPen? I mean this completely seriously; I'm always interested in hearing how upperclassmen survive.

>>2353

Ha, I've learned my lesson about looking for relationships in this school. It's a no no. It's good to have friends and fuck buddies, but an actual boyfriend is just too much work. Maybe when we graduate, or if he is not attending the school and understands that 6 days out of the week you will be MIA to work. If a couple can make it work in this hell-pit, good for them, I sure couldn't.

What can I say? I have a thing for the tall, awkward pale types that look a little like Nicholas Hoult if he never became famous and had a love for video games. ( A stretch I know, but hey. There are a few. )

Not too personal. I will admit I've had my moments of nervous pacing in the hallway and maybe a few tears of anxiety have been spilled, but overall I keep it together, I believe, because I have a pretty decent head on my shoulders.

I'm good with people, especially teachers so I can communicate pretty easily what I want and what they want.

Generally all it takes to pass a class is to show the teacher you're just really trying, and really want to pass. Most of the time they will take sympathy and help you out. They're still people.

Except Samson, fuck that bitch.

Also. Take a day off, flirt with someone. Have sex, release stress that way, kick them out, and write your essay. Eat some snacks, take a nap, work out, breath, and manage your time wisely? Don't wait until the last minute to do your shit. Take care of yourself. If you're out of shape, it can fuck with you emotionally too.

As for the guys not knowing how to react to sexual situations, that was more for the group of boys that have watched too much porn and as soon as you get the cloths off they try to shove it up you ass, sans lube, and then ask how many times you came after fondling your boob for a minute, and don't know where the clit is. Yeah.

ITT: Stable DigiPen senior bitches that the school filled with socially crippled freaks(Sorry, is truth) doesn't have a good hookup pool.

>>2354

>As for the guys not knowing how to react to sexual situations, that was more for the group of boys that have watched too much porn and as soon as you get the cloths off they try to shove it up you ass, sans lube, and then ask how many times you came after fondling your boob for a minute, and don't know where the clit is. Yeah.

I mean, just saying, sounds like virgins to me. I don't think people know how to have sex normally, then don't have sex for awhile, watch a bunch of porn, and just forget how it all works and try and do porny sex. I could be wrong! But it just sounds like you had sex with virgins and while I don't think I'd be quite as stupid about it, it'd still be really fucking awkward regardless.

>>2356

>ITT: Stable DigiPen senior bitches that the school filled with socially crippled freaks(Sorry, is truth) doesn't have a good hookup pool.

Basically this. I'm backing off of being as rude as I was above after it became apparent that you're actually honest and not a troll, but still, like, BREAKING NEWS: DIGIPEN STUDENTS LARGELY ACT LIKE DIGIPEN STUDENTS IN BED, ARE EMOTIONAL BASKET CASES, DETAILS AT 11.

Also admit that at least by being a girl at DigiPen, yes you have to put up with gross dudes, but on the other hand, if you want to be sexually active, you have a 100% chance of finding ``a`` partner at the school to have sex with, which is more than ~97% of guys at DigiPen can say.

>>2340

>How come every mother fucking male I take to bed in this stinking school breaks down and starts sobbing the morning after

Quit stuffing peppers in your hamcave.

>>2354

I dunno, you sound like kind of a manipulative bitch to me. Like, the kind that breaks down in tears when she doesn't get her way (such as when you aren't passing a class.) I mean, it's all right there…You even get pissy about Samson, one of the only female teachers you've probably ever had a class with, because she wouldn't change your grade to a passing grade just because "you're trying really hard."

You aren't happy with the performance of the men here? Maybe part of that is that you're trying for constant one night stands. I've had more than my fair share of partners, and I can confirm that it's best if you have SOME KIND of emotional connection. Also, if they know it's a one night stand, what's the motivation to get you off? Fuck you, I'll get my rocks off and then move on. And honestly, it generally just gets better the more you practice together.

As for the sexual inexperience…sounds like a personal problem. I know of a large amount of men that have sexual experience. The trick there is, they go to DigiPen, and haven't really had a chance to practice in the last few years. You go to a school that's 80% male, most of us have given up on the idea of being sexually active while we are here.

>>2359

Someone sounds salty.

But that's kind of the shit you get when you're a female at this school, huh?

All the guys get to talk about how ugly most of the woman are, and how rare 'good' girls are, meanwhile we sort of get the shit end of the stick.

Don't sleep with guys? You're a prude and why do you even leave the house.

Do sleep with guys? Be careful not to let them know if you overfill your yearly quota of men otherwise they'll think of you as a 'slut'.

Have any kind of standards at all? You're an elietest bitch who clearly thinks too much of herself?

The only reason you're passing your classes is because your teachers are men and think you're hot.

I've had a few female teachers. Samson just didn't know how to teach her class and was taken off as a teacher for it the year after. Had nothing to do with her being a female, but thanks for trying to make that connection and assuming I"m passing all my classes because all the male teachers are somehow LETTING ME BECAUSE IM JUST A STUPID GIRL HAHA.

Want something with no emotional attachment? Fuck you, you heartless bitch, you owe us your time and attention. We shouldn't even make sure you have a good time.

Jesus dude, you're one of those guys that would cry afterwards. Huh?

Just because you attend Digipen isn't an excuse to be an asshole.

>>2357

Thanks for not being rude, but again, I don't see 'attending Digipen' as some excuse as to why people thing they can act that way.

Like bro -

>>2358

Fuck you're RIGHT.

>>2363

Still didn't cover the part about you inherently being able to have sex if you want because of your gender whereas 97% of DigiPen males (i.e. presumably most if not all of your partners) don't have this privilege.

Your thread is kind of, basically

>As a lady, I have all the DigiSex, because I'm a lady. Any other DigiPen ladies out there who can sympathize with the struggles I go through with the annoying and socially-awkward DigiPen men who have awkward sex with me, you know, because they can't get as much sex as they want, in fact they can't get it at all, except for me. DAE?'

Sounds like a real, real hard time you're having. Especially when a few posts up you suggested "idk just have some sex to relax". As it turns out, us DigiPen dudes don't have that option, for the most part. So this post is kind of just rude? idk

>>2366

But like, I'm not talking about attraction here. I'm talking about sex. You can have it at DigiPen, without effort, if you want, because of your gender and the male-female ratio at the school. I couldn't when I attended there. I'm not the best-looking or most fit dude around and I have ridiculously crazy social anxiety. For me, sex was basically an impossibility. For you, you just have to find a decent guy (which there are plenty of, not the majority maybe, but there's plenty), and/or lower your standards. And yeah, you have to deal with weird awkward nerdy dudes, and yeah, you can't find your super ideal man at DigiPen (who knew right, it's fucking DigiPen), but still… you get ez sex, I don't, because of what's between our legs. Maybe not ez sex whenever, but you get the guarantee of having it at all. We don't. I'd say that easily more than half of male DigiPen graduates who were virgins when they enrolled are still virgins when they graduate. So maybe your post-sex problems you have while also having the ability to have sex to just chill out and relax somewhat casually is actually a net benefit you have over the people who are reading your post and replying to you here.

>>2367

Hoookkaay.

I'm going to try to break this down for you real simple here pal, because to be honest, I'm rooting for you. I want you to get laid eventually, and spewing shit like this is like 8 steps backwards on that track.

I can tell you what you just wrote is very very very far from the truth. Firstly, you have to admit that you have no experience in this area. You yourself, a self proclaimed virgin.

I was going to type out a whole long ass post, but it got tiring, so instead, maybe just read this.

http://talkinreckless.com/2010/04/16/can-women-really-get-laid-whenever-they-want/

Explains it pretty well.

Maybe we don't WANT to have sex with just anyone. Maybe we don't want to lower our standards.

We still get rejected. We put a lot of time and effort into out appearance, maybe we want a partner that does the same.

You want to have more fun late night encounters? Stop aiming for ladies who are clearly operating on a higher level than you are. It's the rough truth.

Start bathing regularly. Shave. Get a nice haircut. Dress nicely. ( I'm not talking a suit but some nice jeans and a nice T-shirt. Look at some casual mens fashion magazines.

Don't want to spend the money? Too fucking bad, you think we get these dresses, heels and makeup for free? Shits expensive.

Worst of all, work out if you're not satisfied with your body. Work on getting out there more. I dunno what to tell you man.

Just don't be a bitter little weezle in your den, lamenting that woman won't sleep with you when you're putting zero effort into self improvement, and instead, just expect them to 'lower their standards'.

>>2373

I think you're taking this the wrong way. I don't mean this as a statement about your gender in general. I'm talking about at DigiPen specifically. In real life, the gender split is like half and half. At DigiPen, there's like five girls and a million dudes. You have a much larger pool of choices, 98% of which are not taken, compared to our tiny pool of women, most of whom are taken. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying "women in general can just bang any dude they want", I'm just saying that at DigiPen, the gender proportion is way off. I didn't mean to make this about me in particular, I'm just pointing out the facts of the student body at large. And like I said, having sex is cool and all, but I really, really don't envy dealing with DigiPen dudes' unwanted romantic advances!

But I really do appreciate all of your positive comments and suggestions at the end there. You seem pretty cool! I especially like how you're remaining reasonably level-headed in this discussion. That's not something you see on the internet every day, especially on a chan.

>>2363

Except nobody is saying any of that. You're more than welcome to talk about how ugly, or socially awkward, the men at DigiPen are. Some of them creep me the fuck out just looking at them, let alone seeing their behavior.

Who is calling you a prude and/or a slut? I don't see any of that here, where it is relevant.

I didn't say anything about you being "hot" either. I said you cried to gain sympathy. Nothing about your interaction here says that it's anything otherwise. No teacher has ever done anything for me "because I'm trying really hard". I pass or fail entirely on my output, and if I don't match or surpass what is expected of me, I don't pass the class. Most of the people in this school are held up to that same standard, regardless of sex or gender.

You're entitled to try to have sex without any emotional attachments, but you're also entitled to deal with the consequences. Welcome to the real world, where people don't always react the way you want them to. I've slept with girls that have gotten attached, and I've also gotten attached to girls I told myself I wouldn't. That's how life works.

You can't talk about how great it is to have standards, and then complain that you keep ending up with creeps. If this is an isolated incident, then ok, that's fine, but if this a recurring thing, then it might be time to rethink your "standards".

>>2363

>Thanks for not being rude, but again, I don't see 'attending Digipen' as some excuse as to why people thing they can act that way.

It's not, but you have to take a step back and take a second thought why are they at Digipen rather than a typical state university? It's rather obvious and the stereotype of socially retarded kissless virgins is more or less true. Whether or not they grow out of that is up to them. At least with the people I've talked to from Freshman year to now Senior year pretty much broke out of it.

Also we're in a very tech savy region which consists of a lot of young people. You can always go elsewhere to meet the kind of people you want to.

Speaking for myself putting off sex and relationships both until you get out of this place seems like the best idea.

Nobody needs a relationship, if you can make one work all the power in the world to you but you don't need one. Seriously, think carefully about if you can even make one work before pursuing one.

Similarly having sex can do weird things to good friendships and can emotionally invest you in someone else in a way that most students at DigiPen can't handle for any number of reasons. Besides, do you really want to walk into a job interview and look across the desk at someone who was that guy outside your door at 3AM, or at the girl whose door you were outside at 3AM?

That's my rationale, and people will disagree with it I'm sure.

>>2376

"I pass or fail entirely on my output"

This has been my experience in all but the most subjective of classes, especially the programming and GAT courses. You can try as hard as you like but if you don't make 'good' 'content' you will not be passing.

>>2363

You do seem kind of butthurt, did those lubeless virgins do a number on you? For real though, I can say that I don't really give a fuck who you sleep with or how often or whatever, unless you were on my team and it got in the way of work.

STDigipen

>>2387

"More unlikely than catching an STD at Digipen" is a phrase I am going to start using.

Jesus Christ you two, just fuck already.

>>2388

Agreed, let's make it a thing

>>2390

You can't tell them what to do. Check your privilege.

>>2390

I'm pretty sure he's a dude and I'm a dude. Nigga u gay

Also, one last thing before I go out. I don't use tinder anymore, but when I did I saw plenty of digipen females. I've also trolled online dating sites and seen digipen females there. And guess what? When I frauded and used male model pics they were very receptive, and when I didn't they weren't interested. All women behave the same, and are interested in guys that look like Brad Pitt, Sean O'Pry, Francisco Lachowski, and similar. The best you can do as a male is just don't worry about stupid shit like this, and just focus on what makes you happy, hobbies, job, school, traveling, whatever. Don't even waste time/resources approaching girls. It's outside your control. If they want you, they will eye-fuck you, smile, approach, whatever. If you feel horny, bang prostitutes, and if you don't have the money, just jack off. Most importantly, just don't be a beta bitch buying flowers.

I guess that's the one thing I do agree with OP.

Male. 21. Junior. Hell I'd be happy with a hookup. I would hate to have a relationship right now with all this work. I'm more focused on school and my job, and my job is the only thing keeping me from going insane at this place.

>>2407

>Sean O'Pry

>Francisco Lachowski

Either you're super foreign or really gay. How would you even know who these 2 fucks are?

>>2416

>"really gay" as an insult in 2015

itt digipen spergs refer to women as females

>>2415

everyone knows BSGDs are the hot ones.

>>2422

fuck mang, I'm too lazy to lay out each one. Like the professors at Digipen would say "figure it out".

>>2421

Literally one person. And I know the whole argument of "not using 'females'", but come on, when you're describing a female DigiPen students, it's probably the best term you can use, right? Some are "women" because they're older, some are "young women" or even "teenagers" because they're younger. Since we're talking about gender (or sex, I can never get keep straight [lol] which one "I'm supposed to use", or whatever), it was perfectly reasonable for that person to use the term "females" like they did.

But way to use "spergs" as a slur anyways, you hypocritical fucktard.

>>2340

OP, I have to wonder if you are sticking to one major at DigiPen like

>>2415

theorized. If so, you realize that there is an inherent difference in the artistic and creative types I hope.

My only advice is to do what the "adults" do (people over 23 that know what they want) and go get a membership at the CSPC. If you want a solution that is local to the school, try picking someone that is not a cookie cutter of the last few you have tried. Find someone that has been to a real college, someone that knows more about the world than their parent's house and a Shadowbrook piece of shit apartment.

>>2415

Not everyone in the BFA program is an arty faggot but boy oh boy, as a senior in the BFA program, I hate them much more than you do.

And if I have to pretend to be progressive much longer to avoid burning bridges I'm going to start screaming

Where are these mother fucking females to take me to bed. I swear I won't cry much.

>>2497

Ditto, I promise I won't talk about theredpill until after the sex.

>>2537

The funny thing is that the one time I looked at that subreddit, someone had posted genuinely good advice - keep a spare unused toothbrush at your place in case someone does stay the night and wants to freshen up before leaving.

>>2539

Wow, good advice on reddit. In theredpill board no less. That's pretty rare

>>2541

I'm assuming it was a fluke, but hey, that's just good hosting advice in general.

>>2340

Hey OP. Male here. Fourth Year.

You wanna hook up? Sex is fun. I'm too cheap for flowers so let's roll.

Officially the find hookups thread

>>2622

21/M/Couples'Bathroom

I stopped doing relationships a year ago because of how fucking stupid they tend to get. Now, I just do sex and BDSM.

I'm quite surprised that so many people at DigiPen are more into the latter of those two. Must have been something in the water because California certainly doesn't have enough of it. Can't wait to get back to Washington and have a bit more fun with a few more subs :D

>>2915

You are at a school full of masochistic nerds working their asses off (if they work) and you are surprised by the amount of BDSM interest? I dunno it makes perfect sense to me. Hard work leads to hard play : I

>>2915

Wish DigiPen had a more open sex-positive atmosphere. It's college. We are young and stressed. More people should be doin' it.

>>2926

With the 3 girls that are here?

looking at the "current club list" there seems to be a "sexual health awareness and wellness club (SHAW)"…but checking the room schedule it doesn't actually exist (like a lot of the "clubs") LOL….how sad

There are really only a handful of women at DP I find at all attractive. I'd be more likely to try to hook up with a teacher than a student.

DP is a fairly sex-negative culture actually. If you're a man and mention that a girl is hot, people will look at you like you're a monster.

>>2931

SHAW exists, we get decent turnout from week to week despite starting this year. We even had the most popular event during Campus Save!

We had a problem with MRBS or some such, so we never got listed, sorry for the confusion! It takes place at 6 on Tuesdays in Van Gogh currently. We really need to make sure we're listed, genuinely sorry about that.

Unfortunately we're running low on our stock of condoms, so if that's your only interest it'll take a bit more time before we solve it. We're working with Student Affairs to both get more and to make them more accessible to students. Out of curiosity, where would you folks prefer them to be distributed/available? We're looking at several possibilities, and thoughts are not unwelcome.

During Save we talked Sex Positivity and Consent, last week we talked about porn, this week about Body Positivity, and I think next week we'll be talking about relationships.

Thanks for the interest!

>>2935

Just have a small basket of them in Edison, in a place where everyone can see so they can stare at people who go and get one

>>2935

- Fishbowl on the second floor, near the "Dragon's Den

- Smaller containers in the Men's and Women's restrooms

>>2935

Also, look into setting up a "Condom Fairy" service, if people need them on campus but don't want to be seen grabbing at the fishbowl. ala "dead drops" but for rubbers.

>>2935

1) Acquire t-shirt cannon

2) Load with love balloons

3) ???

4) Profit

No but seriously, I'm glad you guys exist. I'd suggest having a condom dispenser in the student store if I didn't think for a second that it would invite the draconian administration that runs our school to try to capitalize on safe sex and negate what you're doing. I guess bathroom dispensers would be nice. A stock at the ASC, and the Dragon Lair seems like a thing real colleges would do.

>>2953

>>2944

>>2943

Thanks for all of the suggestions, we appreciate the feedback, and please feel free to keep it coming.

We've actually discussed many of these before. We like most of them. We currently are sure we can get them inside of the Dragon's Den, but we'd prefer to get them just outside, just so you don't have to go walk in with your staff advisors and grab one. We're investigating that, as well as bathroom dispensers. There are concerns about Project Fun/Wanic kids, and their parents, so we'll have to talk with some people. We're also still working on the actual order, but we're getting more information relating to that tomorrow hopefully.

We hadn't considered the ASC, I'll be sure to bring it up as a possibility.

We probably won't put one in the store, we don't want students to have to pay for them at the school itself (But I'm not entirely sure how the bathroom dispensers would work, it's still early in investigating that.), but ultimately we have no involvement with them, or at least only as much as any other students.

We love the Condom Fairy idea, but it might not be feasible. I'll bring it up to group after we actually make the order.

T-shirt cannons are actually absurdly expensive.

But I know at least one student affairs person has looked at it and wants it desperately.

>>2955

I've actually made a t-shirt cannon, and if you know what you're doing it's not too bad cost-wise. A compressor, some wide diameter piping, and cheap pneumatic parts are all you need, and the only really pricey part is the compressor, which you can still get for <50. You can do the whole thing for under $100 pretty easily.

also, you could do a shitty spring loaded system much cheaper, but really pneumatics are the way to go.

also, 8chan, before any of you ask, I am fully aware of the irony in going on a mechanical engineering tangent in a thread about sex. i chose one over the other as a teenager so i'm gonna get some use out of it dammit

>>2958

You know, fair enough, but they weren't really looking to build one. If you think you could make an adequate one, tell Michelle, she just might take you up on it. They just want to shoot t-shirts man, in really crazy ways,

Like a gattling gun: http://www.tshirtgun.com/gatlinggun_tshirt.html