>>419I dunno, CAH tends to have quite a few cards on that end of the weird/uncomfortable spectrum.
Some more generally useful ones:
Black:
"Rachel: 'And a discretionary -2% for ___'"
"Due to ___, Professor Volper will take over teaching the class this semester."
"This season of Outbreak, we're hoping to incorporate ___"
"Rumor has it that the Bilbao Campus is losing its accreditation over ___"
"Bill Morrison has plenty of industry experience. He was involved in that game about ___"
"When you think your professor is bad, remember the time that Paul Clark gave a lecture on ___"
"I can rest easy at night knowing my tuition money has been well-spent on ___"
"Professor Rowan was late to lecture today because he was busy with ___"
"Doctor Hansen got bored during lecture today and went off on a tangent about ___"
"After GAT250, does anybody REALLY believe in ___ anymore?"
"In order to get into the game gallery this year, you sure as hell better have ___"
White:
"Requisitioning a TV your the teamspace and never using it."
"The lonely single slice of pepperoni pizza in front of the fresh one"
"Claude's 'World-Famous' Sandwich(tm)"
"Taking College 101 your junior year"
"21 credit hours per semester"
"Interrupting the lecturer to talk about your favorite anime"
"The Five-year Plan"
"Finding out the -real- late policy for your GAT class"
"Code with hastily commented messages to my future self"
"Marathoning Binding of Isaac during GAM lecture"
"GAT projects hastily stuffed into shirtboxes"
"The mysterious hand reaching into your teamspace"
"Bede's Hungarian Accent"
"B.J. Becker's Monocle"
"Abi Chacra wearing a Hollister shirt"
"Paul Clark's Frisbee Golf Course"
"Professor Schafer phasing through walls."
"Professor Mead's mad guitar skills"
"Using music terminology to describe game design"
"The Chris Peters Shuffle"
"DigiCouples"
"The Secret Bathroom"
"An overscoped Freshman Game"
"The new Crepe Station"
"Another TV in the hallway"
"Full Sail"
"GameCentral"
"Grade Clamping"