https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
Some choice comments, that apply flawlessly to digipen males:
Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.
>that fedora
>that autistic twitching all over the place
>that cringe as fuck excuse for a "dance"
>that 180 degree turn the girl's head does as the beta orbiter tries to kiss her - she clearly just wants to get the cameras and this beta faggot away from her as soon as possible. She has Chad and Blake waiting for her outside for a threesome.
>that fucking cringe hug - it's not even a hug, it's a fucking tap (he's clearly too autistic to know how to hug a girl)
>that pathetic, almost pitiable afterword where he claims "she loved it" and celebrates his comedic morsel of girl attention - "I got two hugs and two thumbs up! Yes!" - while Chad and Blake get to do all sorts of things to her.