Hey guys cool story. You know what's in those first aid kit stations posted around the school? I mean, considering how much money has been spent on door locking systems, ID scanners, bullet proof window covers, etc you'd think there would be a pretty nice

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Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 02:10:43 e946d6 No.438

Hey guys cool story. You know what's in those first aid kit stations posted around the school? I mean, considering how much money has been spent on door locking systems, ID scanners, bullet proof window covers, etc you'd think there would be a pretty nice assortment of medical gear right?

Go head, take a guess as to what was in them when we went to get stuff to treat a student got cut yesterday.

> mfw it's just a couple bandaids and some gauze
> mfw one of the upstairs kits had an empty bandaid box in it and nothing else

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 02:51:34 e946d6 No.440

Thank god we don't have a person whose job it is to manage the facilities of the building or this would be embarrassing.

Oh wait.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 03:36:38 43e4a5 No.441

>>440
Too busy chasing down people with drinks that aren't in a Contigo.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 03:44:13 c90cb0 No.442

I don't understand why we don't have a nurse. I mean, we have a therapist, why not just give someone in student affairs some nurse training and maybe use the old gym so that if someone falls down the stairs or gets their hand caught in an elevator they don't have to drive themselves to urgent care.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 03:48:30 99fad3 No.443

>>442
Because they'd just deal with deep mental and emotional troubles instead of physical pain 99% of the time

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 04:19:37 c90cb0 No.444

>>443
that's what the therapist is for

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 19:14:56 43e4a5 No.465

Can confirm. Got a cut today and went to the 2nd floor first aid kit. What the fuck?

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 20:55:49 67a07c No.467

They might mainly be there for projectfun during the summer. I had to take a kid for a cut once and the kit was fully stocked.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 22:29:44 43e4a5 No.468

>>467
Glad to know how much we matter to the Powers That Be.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 00:21:06 99fad3 No.473

>>468
Don't worry tho man, the pottery room and the airplane room are doing fantastically, thanks for asking.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 01:09:12 67a07c No.474

>>468
yeah I'm pretty sure PF is why they rolled out the new automated locking system and bulletproof glass for the classrooms. I think they dedicated nearly a whole day of training for that subject and testing the drills.

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 07:45:56 99fad3 No.559

>>474
Was that like, in response to that school shooting that happened earlier in the year or whatever? It all just seems so goddamn silly.

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 07:58:47 67a07c No.561

>>559
If you're referring to the pilchuck shooting in marysville, then no, the timeframe isn't right. But they were very paranoid about a shooting, almost convinced it would happen at some point. One of the lecturers talked about the leading conditions and they did seem to kind of fit.

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 07:59:08 e946d6 No.562

>>559
Digipen students that have been injured by seizures, panic attacks, stress induced depression, alcoholism, had shitty tables break and fall on them, or gotten dangerously fat off of the shitty school food: a shitload

Digipen students injured by school shooters: actually 0.

GUESS WHICH SET OF PROBLEMS CONSUMES MOST OF THE SCHOOL'S FUNDING?

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 08:38:47 07535c No.565

>>562
>GUESS WHICH SET OF PROBLEMS CONSUMES MOST OF THE SCHOOL'S FUNDING?
The food
:^b

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 08:55:38 99fad3 No.567

>>561
What the fuck kind of mentality is that? "We believe that because of how fucked up our shit is here and how bad the environment we create for our students is, they might go nutso and shoot up our school. So to prevent that from being an issue, no, we're not going to take steps to make the students not crazy, no, we're going to install bullet-proof flaps on every door in the school."

Seriously what the flying fuck.

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 09:02:30 214c9b No.569

>>562
The fact that there is no ceramics lab for Chris Comair to sculpt a bong?

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 10:29:58 e946d6 No.572

>>567
This is literally the mentality of the entire United States. Why solve problems at the source when you can just throw on a cheap bandaid and call it good?