Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 22:23:44 7ad641 No. 660
Can we PLEASE! talk about Melvin?
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 22:28:52 f5ebda No. 661
Melvin seriously toyed with remote-control stun gun turrets at one point when a security supplier suggested them. Other than that I don't really have any stories about the guy.
Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:26:36 7ad641 No. 667
There is not a single picture of Melvin online. Also, he will always talk to you if you are breaking the rules, but he is always nice about it. He's kind of a weird guy.
Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:32:38 b652f1 No. 668
I have been at this school for two years and could not pick the man out of a lineup. I assume he looks identical to Filch.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 05:35:35 4ad887 No. 699
>>661 How seriously? Do you have any more stories like this? I get a serious drug-like high every time I listen to all the Inspector Gadget-esque shit that Melvin apparently tried to buy.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 05:59:09 f5ebda No. 702
>>699 As in he thought it was a legitimate way to secure the school. Don't have any more stories on Melvin purchases, unfortunately.
I did see him leading one of the rent-a-cops around DigiPen and saying in a hushed tone "They'll try and lie to you and say it's okay. Don't believe them" I don't know what the fuck he was so paranoid about.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 07:52:06 d2474c No. 725
I heard he went to someone in robotics to see if a budget security robot could be built that would not only go up and down stairs, but could enter and exit rooms to help clear the building.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 08:06:55 d2474c No. 727
>>725 I bet him and Duba have had at least 100 hours designing a counter-terrorist system that could be activated remotely. The blocking issue was, I heard, lack of a C++ interface to the hardware, so no RTIS had any idea how to code it.
Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 17:22:51 1094d2 No. 761
One day Melvin found mouse poop under the coffee machine. He bought mouse traps and night vision cameras to try to record the mice. He also sent the poop in to a lab for analasys. He never found any mice, and the mouse poop was actually coffee grounds.
Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 17:27:01 1094d2 No. 762
Also the time he decided to cook some sort of persian feast for a party he wanted to throw. Queue 2 weeks of Melvin coming into the kitchen and cooking gross food. Slimy ass costco smoked salmon, smoked rice?, Teriyaki/cream sauce baked salmon (horf), fucking rose water in everything. This dude really fucking loves his fish.
Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 21:15:42 f5ebda No. 769
>>761 That's dumb, but I can appreciate that one - I'll take a Nazi about open lids over mice in the cafeteria.