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"/who/ Cares?" podcast on Series 11: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz80wZ00_JjSaS2ZRrno1Pg

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Scronch edition

Captain Marvel General:



It's fucking March.


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It's fucking Morph.


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tired: I am not a good man! I am not a bad man.

wired: Now look here, young lady, lets settle this. Insinuating that all this is my fault. Hmm? My fault.


Thank you. Thank you so much. I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. You lose sight sometimes. Thank you! I am not a good man! I am not a bad man. I am not a hero. And I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am?




Got I want an edit of this with "A Good Man?" swelling in the background when Jones says that


>realize I've had the old thread open for 3+ hours without realizing a new one had been made

>come here expecting to have to scroll through at least 100 replies to catch up

>6 replies




Well, what's /who/ or even not /who/ with you? I've got nothing /who/ related to ta;l about at moment, but here I sit expecting to be entertained from trying to drink ghastly cheap vodka from a plastic bottle whi;e after taking the maximum prescibed dose fro getting banged up by a blood relative. Thankfully I too was lost in the last thread, but at least the volume of posts kept me occupied so i haven't gotten stupid yet. That and the vodka smells like paint thinner.

Flag is for me not for you.



>getting banged up by a blood relative

Call me Mirrors, but I read this the wrong way at first.



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It's not the only questionable verbiage in that statement, but it's been awhile since I've had opiods. Had to get my sea legs about me. His mother got it worse than me



Just woke up and expected the same


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oh my days…



This post reeks of a certain trip but if you're making it anon then I ain't gonna say.





Yeah guys, can we try and format links to new threads like





Instead of just linking the post number? It's not half as noticeable.




Can you imagine a world without lawyers?


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can you imagine a /who/ without jannies?


imagine what kind of things skelly and nilso would get up to if there were no jannies to keep them in line


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open racism from nilso for a start



>sudden (you) out of nowhere from an ancient post




no problem morph



to keep discussion going, what are nilsos views?



manifest destiny in space



>wanting to leave the earth in a piece of metal


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Nilso and friends leaving a scorched, climate-change-destroyed Earth for Skelly's Gay Ancap Meteorite Polity, 2050 (colourised)



lmao noperino



i say you're morph, you become the morph. that's how it works around here.


but im bored of you being morph so let's t. nilso



so I morph into morph?



Threads been up for 10 hours and there are 36 replies, I think I now know the difference between night and day /who/


in the end

its all dust


It’s my fault, I started a new job so I can’t keep the thread alive anymore, my bad



What job was it Skelly?


it's uploading



I wonder what the thought processes were behind each title sequence…


Technical: So if you point a camera down its own lens, it creates a psychedelic abstract effect.

Showrunner: Ooo that sounds cool and mysterious! Let's use it!


Technical: Okay so I'm adding Patrick Troughton's face to the titles, is that okay?

Showrunner: What? No! That'll traumatise the kids!

Technical: Okay thanks!

Showrunner: Wait! Oh well, maybe it'll be temporary… right?


Showrunner: So the face thing surprisingly worked so let's do it again with Jon Pertwee.

Technical: Good news! Doctor Who's gonna be in colour!

Showrunner: Really?! Then use ALL THE COLOURS!


Showrunner: So I want you to change the title sequence again even though we've got Jon Pertwee for one more season, any ideas?

Technical: Why don't we just throw him down the time vortex?

Showrunner: Brilliant! That won't look weird in the slightest!


Showrunner: Okay so we have a new Doctor, shall we do the time vortex thingy again?

Technical: Okay but we're not throwing Tom Baker down it again. It looked weird with Pertwee. Can I use the TARDIS instead.

Showrunner: That sounds good! But we need a picture of Tom…

Technical: I've got one here. Shows the Tom Baker picture

Showrunner: Bloody hell! He looks terrified! Let's use it!


Showrunner: Okay so people are getting sick of this title sequence. Have you got any ideas?

Technical: I've got a starfield for you. Makes it look nice and space-y

Showrunner: Awesome! And the face?

Technical: Shows Tom Baker's face

Showrunner: What on earth is that face?

Technical: Well I tried surprising him so he doesn't get camera shy. It didn't go over very well…

Showrunner: That explains the black eye. Oh well, just use it anyway!



Showrunner: Okay so the starfield works but can you make the Doctor look less weird?

Technical: Way ahead of you. Shows Peter Davison's face

Showrunner: Oh for goodness sake… why does he look like he's undressing me with his eyes?!

Technical: I don't know… I told him to look kind and mysterious and this is what he came up with.

Showrunner: Fine, at least it looks less weird than Tom's…


Showrunner: Okay so we need to spice up the titles as people are getting bored of the starfield.

Technical: NEON!

Showrunner: No… we need to do more than that. What with a new Doctor and all…

Technical: NEON!

Showrunner: Okay, okay! We'll add neon to the starfield… yeesh!


Showrunner: You did what?!

Technical: I changed the theme. People were getting sick of Howell's theme anyway.

Showrunner: Let me have a listen. Listens to Dominic Glynn's awesome rendition of the Doctor Who theme Okay fine… use it.


Showrunner: So computer-generated imagery is now a thing so let's use it for McCoy's title sequence! It'll look revolutionary.

Technical: But it hasn't been perfected yet… won't it look dated in a few years' time?

Showrunner: Nah it'll look awesome! Use it!


Showrunner: Hey so Doctor Who's back and we need a new title sequence. I'm thinking of using CGI again-

Technical: Nope!

Showrunner: Come on it'll look cool!

Technical: McCoy's title sequence hasn't aged well at all!

Showrunner: But CGI's better now!

Technical: Okay fine but I'm just doing the time vortex again. Doing a galaxy was hard.

Showrunner: Okay but we're ditching the face. We're using their names instead.

Technical: Won't people miss it?

Showrunner: Nah, I'm sure this won't be alienating.



Showrunner: So Doctor Who's back… again. What have you got for me this time?

Technical: Well McGann's title sequence seemed to work so I want you to do that again but this time have two time vortexes instead of one.

Showrunner: Seems a bit lazy but alright, you're the boss.


Showrunner: Well Christopher Eccleston left earlier than I expected, have you got a new title sequence for David Tennant.

Technical: Err… Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V Here you go.

Showrunner: …it's the exact same title sequence…

Technical: I know.

Showrunner: …let's use it


Showrunner: What do you mean Murray Gold has composed a new theme?

Technical: That's what he told me!

Showrunner: Why didn't he give us that before?

Technical: I don't know what goes through a composers head!

Showrunner: Fine. He's lucky it sounds better than the other one…


Showrunner: Okay so we have a new Doctor, a new TARDIS, new companions and a new sonic screwdriver. Please tell me you have a new title sequence!

Technical: Shows him the new titles

Showrunner: But… it's just the same titles again but it's with clouds and lightning!

Technical: I know.

Showrunner: Eh, close enough.


Showrunner: What have you done…?

Technical: You wanted each episode to feel like a movie so I changed the titles for each episode

Showrunner: But it looks hideous! The colour correction feels tacky! The font has been downgraded! And what is up with those gimmicky logos?!

Technical: Sorry, sir.


Showrunner: Okay, please tell me you have something different.

Technical: Well we had to rush it given our short deadline but here we go. Shows title sequence

Showrunner: Yikes the CGI is sloppy, especially on the TARDIS! But still… we have the Doctor's face back…

Technical: Sorry sir, I'll refine it.

Showrunner: No keep it! It's better than that drivel we got with series 7, part 1. At least it's different and at least we have Matt's beautiful face…

Technical: Sir?

Showrunner: Away with you!


Showrunner: So what have you got?

Technical: So that Billy Hanshaw guy gave us permission to rework his fan title sequence. Here's what we came up with. Shows title sequence

Showrunner: Wow that's brilliant! Can I make a few changes though?

Technical: What changes…?

Showrunner: I want to add an annoying ring when the TARDIS comes out of the time vortex!

Technical: Okay…

Showrunner: And I want to make the cogs blue for series 9!

Technical: What's the point of making a change that late?

Showrunner: And for some episodes, I want the theme to be completely out of sync with the titles.

Technical: But won't that drive fans mad?

Showrunner: Thank you, that'll be all!

Technical: But- Oh forget it.

2018-present day:

Showrunner: So one fan managed to make a great title sequence. Let's get another in, I hear that John Smith VFX is the bee's knees.

Technical: Oh I like him! What's he done.

Showrunner: He splattered purple paint all over the screen.

Technical: Okay…

Showrunner: Trust me, it's gonna look awesome.

Technical: Fine…

Showrunner: Oh and get Segun Akinola to bring his drumkit. I have a great idea for the theme!

Technical: Whatever you say sir… whatever you say…


Half of those conversations don't make sense considering the people involved, it's more just your own opinions split into two voices tbqh




>The fact of fiction Gridlock

I love the fact of fiction and Gridlock


since it's the 3rd month of the year is it acceptable for DWM to not use the any of the current serie aspects on the cover?



I mean it's a gap year, everyone's kind of given up the game of trying to be relevant



/who/ has given up aswell


We should fuck with GB again



Fake set reports?



That'd be a good idea. Mess with Twitter too and see if we can get people to show up at a random location.




Is there a mega with all of /who/ cares in mp3? I'm listening to ep 1 and i'm enjoying it a bit



Enjoying it a lot actually



Do Doctor Who Stalker Reports people have a tip line? A certain account to message?


my earphones broke and now i cant listen to music. god this is hell. who /music 24/7 gang/ here?





That's lovely to hear! I can rustle up a MEGA for you right now, won't be a mo


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post yfw chibs does another gap year after s12



5 year plan


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lets be real, mega is the pepsi and google drive is the coke



yes, thank you. It contains a lot of opinions i'd never even thought of which is amazing



Keep saying that until you have ran out of playbacks on drive



how about when you reach your weekly (daily?) download limit on mega?



what sort of opinions?



positive ones



I can think of a certain opinion


I've been looking at the transcript site and reliving the 50th and why it was the peak of NewWho from which it could only go down.

>GENERAL: It's delusional. The calculations alone would take hundreds of years.

>DOCTOR: Oh, hundreds and hundreds.

>DOCTOR 10: But don't worry, I started a very long time ago.

>DOCTOR 1: Calling the War Council of Gallifrey. This is the Doctor.

>DOCTOR: You might say I've been doing this all my lives.

I remember my reaction to this quite vividly. "Omg omg omg!" with my heart rate spiking.

And then the next bit.

>GENERAL: I didn't know when I was well off. All twelve of them!

>ANDROGAR: No, sir. All thirteen!

>(A new pair of grey eyebrows is seen.)

I squealed. Also, that was when I knew that Capaldi was going to be awesome. While Series 10 was pretty good, no moment in Capaldi's era came close to capturing the glory that was this scene. The first half of Hell Bent and World Enough and Time got close, but no cigar.


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dilbs here



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of all the stories to animate they pick a 6/10 story




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oh my days


you're a stupid bloody arse


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Wtf I didn't even realise there was a trailer



>it's not over til we say it's over




? idont get it


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sky rockets in flight


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If you or any showrunner could have sex with a physical manifestation of a Doctor Who episode, what episode would you choose?






>you or any showrunner

You mean I can choose for someone else to have sex with the story? Why would I do that


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Dwe of standing on a nail?



Series 11






Christopher Theodore Chibnall



Just checked the nail to rip it out the floor, turns out it was the head that I dragged the bottom of my heel over


only pussies stand on nails, real men headbutt them to assert dominance



The Dominators


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Amazing what you can learn from five Sniperbots!


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>just went on the Monsters section of the website looking for sniperbot pics



I hate this racial profiling of sniperbots. some of ny best friends are sniperbots.



Also of note: the only Series 11 characters with their own pages are the four leads. There's no "Characters from Series 11" section listing all of the others, like there is for 5/6/7/8/9/10. Maybe they fired whoever was doing those.


>Graham is a funny, charming and cheeky chap from Essex – he’s a family man and an ex-bus driver, with a sharp sense of humour and a caring, warm nature.

>Ryan is 19 years old, born and bred in Sheffield, who works in a warehouse while studying to become a mechanic. He likes video games and is great with technology, as well as being a social media expert!

>Yaz is a 19-year-old Sheffielder, friendly and self-assured, a quick logical thinker and a natural leader – the perfect person to have around in a crisis!


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rip elizabeth sladen



>natural leader

implying Yaz doesnt just do what she's told



how would you describe clara in this style



Well it started out positive for the first couple minutes the turned into all the negatives and not even about the episode






what do you mean? did you like or dislike it



Deep Breath has the answer:

>DOCTOR: Well, I would say that that person would be an egomaniac, needy, game-player sort of person.


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Yeah, I'm thinking capeshit's back.



Loved it, it's proper discussion, you all seem like mates and it's a laugh



youll love the later epzodes when it starts getting more ambitious.


Hi guys. Ask me anything!




I'm having a rest from working on Series 12, and am ready to listen to questions!



why do paper cuts happen



How's the series progressing so far? Who can we expect for cameos in Series 12?




Aaron will be referenced again in dialogue.


I write scripts on my iPad, so I don't experience them.



what other boards do you lurk?



How are you able to just make it really at such a fast pace?



Are you happy with the new series Chris?





I just make it really!


I think it was exactly what we needed in these dark, divided times.



idk why but I misread the name as "cloister" and wondered what the fuck you were all talking about



You didn't think that it didn't seem to have much to it, it hadn't improved that much since it went off the air? That it could have been a lot better, it could have been slightly better written, especially the last story? That it was very cliched, very routine running up and down corridors and scary monsters?



>That it was very cliched

That's all this year is!



*silly monsters


You don't even have to watch it in order!


>They had me walking by Threepio, not even acknowledging him," he explains. "I said: ‘I can’t do that!’ [Rian Johnson] said: ‘okay, go over and do whatever’. So I went over, and I did whatever. They say in the script ‘forget the past, kill it if you have to’, and they’re doing a pretty good job."

>As for Luke never being given the opportunity to reunite with Han, he added: "I just thought, Luke’s never going to see his best friend again. You look at it in a self-centred way. I said that it was a big mistake that those three people would never reunite in any way. I guess I was wrong, because nobody seems to care."


Imagine if a former Doctor was shitting all over the show lmao, reminds me of when we mistook the Fiveish Doctors Reboot classic protesting doctors thing as real



>Reminds me of when we mistook the Fiveish Doctors Reboot classic protesting doctors thing as real

Lmao oh yeah that happened didn’t it




>Additional extras exclusive to Steelbook:Gridlock: The Macra returned to Doctor Who in 2007, in this episode starring David Tennant and written by Russell T. DaviesAudio commentary: Julie Gardner, Travis Oliver and Marie Jones discuss the making of 'Gridlock' in this audio commentary track from 2007.Doctor Who Confidential – Are we there yet?: A documentary looking at the making of the 2007 story, 'Gridlock'.

>Alternative Black and White presentation: The full four-part animation is also available to view in an alternative black and white format on disc 2.

Thank god I can watch it in black and white

>Bonus Mini-Episode: A ten-minute animated short, built around an otherwise lost Doctor Who episode from 1968 starring Patrick Troughton and Frazer Hines. Directed by AnneMarie Walsh.



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>they just chucked gridlock in its entirety and a commentary for it on there


The steelbook cover art looks so much better than the normal one


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Maybe there's just not much else they could have put on there.

Tele-snaps? Children of Earth?


desu I regret not watching PotD in black and white. Didn't help that the animation was shit.



I just picked out the most interesting features as I thought anyone with common sense would read the article.

I don't understand why they make these animations I colour, I watch PotD in b/w and was absolutely appalled that there was a colour version




Bad habit won't fix itself


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Seriously. The regular cover looks like shit, it's really weirdly composed.



I blame series 11



The mini episode might be the short Wheel in Space clip


I listened to the audio of The Macra Terror last night in bed





Wasn't this all but confirmed?


They did a proof of concept animation to show off the animation they'd do for The Macra Terror. This is proof that we're in an alternate universe from the main one as no respectable universe would make it so that The Macra Terror gets animated but The Wheel in Space is used as a proof-of-concept short.




should i wait for the dvd or listen to it?



It needs a visual element for a fair few important scenes. The recon I watched had the remaining clips put into it and out of the 90 or so minutes (I had always thought it was a 6-parter instead of a 4-parter) about 1 minute of footage remained. It's quite baffling that they chose this mediocre story to animate instead of something like The Wheel in Space, EVIL!!!!! or literally anything else.


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/dracula/ represent


remember when people thought peter davison was half black? why was that?



wait what lmao



It was a probably just a meme or something, but I cant remember how it started. I just vaguely remember some anon claiming Peter Davison was half black but looked really white or something.





He's half-Guyanan.


>Davison was born to Claude and Sheila Moffett[2] in Streatham,[3] London. Claude was originally from British Guiana (now Guyana), and worked as a radio engineer before opening a grocer's shop



>Peter Davison: ‘Britain wasn’t as welcoming as it should have been for my father’

>The actor talks about his laid-back Guyanese father, how he had a very female-oriented upbringing and the effect of the death of his sister Shirley

> My father, Claude, who was from British Guiana [now Guyana], joined up because he wanted to go to the “motherland”. He was intensely patriotic and was always torn when the West Indies came over to play cricket because he couldn’t quite decide which side he was on.

> Britain wasn’t as welcoming as it should have been for him with his dark skin and hair, West Indian accent and gold tooth. After the war, he was technically an alien and had to go to London every few months to sign a form until he got his full citizenship back.


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amazing what you can learn from a sniperbot



I had no idea it was possible for a black person to be so unrelentingly bland.



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Excuse me. We are not a stereotype.



>maths or sports

ah yes, the two genders


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le sexytimes


What are some Doctor Who examples of "boner culture"




wtf guys actually want to play games to get hard?



why else would you play a game?



for wholesome, nonerotic fun



Moffat era was all boner no story.



Guys play video games to deal with their rape urges, anon



tell me how to play tetris non erotically?


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>A long, smooth shaft slides home into a perfectly tight hole meant for it, resulting in a huge wave of relief and a massive release of tension

Sorry, anon, Tetris is just too damn sexy.



All Classic Who companions except K9 and Kamelion.


do women play games erotically?



Tetris 99 lets you get fucked by nine people at once.



explains why I've been so addicted to it



absolutely, visual novels and that type of shit, and also bioware has a huge fandom of women very into the romances with fansercivey sex scenes


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so you dont wanna read a 200 page fanfic about kamelion's nipples?


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>I wrote this song about a guy that really was not interested in me and it made me feel horrible so the song is called ‘wish you were gay’. And that’s so not meant to be offensive in any way. It literally means I wish he was gay so that he didn’t like me for an actual reason.

>And guess what he just came out to me like a couple weeks ago. so I wrote the song and made him fuck a dude. I’m fucking proud bro except not really though because I was really into him, like so into him, he’s so hot oh my god.

god skellys gonna freak



>I made it all up…and it all came true anyway. That's the funny part.


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Remember how the S11 promotion revolved around the Doctor bringing a touch of magic and mischief to the companions' humdrum lives?



industry plant



remember how vibrant the promotion was and the only vibrant episode was DotP



I mean games that aren’t explicitly designed to arouse



>so that he didn’t like me for an actual reason




so did i


3 comfiest stories of Doctors 1 - 7



>make a marvel style “hyper colourful, high saturation, high contrast, vaguely symmetrical with lots of small details to keep your attention” promotional poster

>episodes are mostly desaturated and dominated by a single color



Visual novels and games with romance choices aren’t designed to arouse?



I think all of Classic Who is very comfy as it always seems to make me fall asleep.


yosh-i or yo-shi?




yosh-i is syllabraically incorrect




The Japanese form makes it clear that you do not hold on or emphasise the ‘o’, so ‘yoe-shi’ is incorrect



It's like being advertised Guardians of the Galaxy and getting Civil War's airport scene.



He says his own fucking name all the time I don't get the controversy







Yosh-i if you're British



no-one says mary-oh

it's either mah-ree-oh which is correct or mar-ee-oh


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Why was this shot even in the episode, it looked so fucking stupid. Like she rotated in midair.



actual wig



Some places say marry-o

Which makes no sense because like yoshi he says his name all the time


clahra or clarra





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>mfw an american says "Claire-uh" near me






Her wig damn flew


ah man keith flint and luke perry died today


breathe is autoplaying in this thread, that's pretty cool


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did you make this yourself or get it from somewhere



I knew series 11 had a fucking WIG budget. I fucking knew it.


A professed arsonist and the guy from the original buffy died and got stickies? RIP in peace.


Dah-lek or dar-lek





Nill-so or neel-so





What a nil…

With darkness and silence thru the night…


What crisp flavour is each Doctors favourite?


when was the last time Neo posted here? I feel like he hasn't been here in ages



>>221492 was his most recent appearance



He has descended into full madness as he fully immersed himself in finishing the podcast


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geez some of these tweets by critics about captain marvel can easily be applied to Series 11.

you win this one, kinda



Oof. Something surreal about seeing Doctor Who and the MCU finally converge.



see i told you it was interesting.


so what are you doctor - coward or howard


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howard, any day.


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Accidentally liked someone's photo on Instagram, so I changed my account name to my brother's.


What are some devilish things you have done recently /who/?


Series 11 blu-ray rip is out. Doesn't have any of the extras but the quality is better than the Web-DLs/HDTVrips that have been out since the episodes aired:




wouldn't they be able to click on your name and see from all the photos that it's just you and not your brother



I have a private account.



finally we can experience s11 the way it's meant to be, get ready to apologize chib haters.


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>close-up of a characters face while the lighting behind them + shallow depth of field create a bokeh effect for the background

hmmm not very cinematic desu, need to buy new anamorphic lenses like the ones used for movies to make it look CINEMATIC. Also change the aspect ratio to the one Netflix uses.


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>close-up of a characters face while the lighting behind them + shallow depth of field create a bokeh effect for the background

>this time in CHIBVISION

ah, kino


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can we have more aspect ratio hate please, it was something i've been verging about since it was confirmed and people kept telling me it's not a big deal when it's literally the shit cherry on top of this mistake of a series



They would have received the push notification prior to when you changed your name



instagram doesnt send push notifications for likes.


Moffat wasted REG multiple times and I will punish him for it.



Yes they do?



has moffat been a bad boy


destroying nilsos mind


destroying chibs career



Unlike and like their most recent post


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Check your settings, they’re on by default



I hope they get veterans discounts



This shot looks far more cinematic than anything in S11, wtf



the only well directed chibwho thing was resolution, directed by a capaldi era director


Was resolution more competently lit than other S11 episodes too?



definitely, i assume the same DP though


speaking of DP


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check em


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Anyone have the webm of the cgi cat splat?



the what now


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There's a Mr Bean movie that was only ever released in China. From 2017. it's called Top Funny Comedian: The Movie


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could this be made today?


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found it



i can think of a certain kitty


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Negative reviews? In [CURRENT YEAR]? Can't have that now, can we?


>What does it mean that Ben Mendelsohn, always compelling as a villain—here he’s one of the bald, pointy-eared Skrull—ends up delivering the most likable character, supplying action heroics, snide remarks and even parental devotion? Shouldn’t that have been Larson?

holy shit heads are gonna roll


>literally get rotten tomatoes to change their percentage system to prevent audience bad reviews

>instantly get bad critics reviews anyway

kek kek kek


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oh no no no no no no its started!!!!



>too feminist


>not feminist enough

methinks disney played it too centrist and have wound up just pissing everyone off, kek kek kek



they made it super Feminist™ which pissed off the non-feminists but they did it without any actual feminism which pissed of the pro-feminists. Hilarious, this is gonna be the biggest kino shitstorm in AGES, can't wait for headlines on all sides.



>Brie Larson, an actress from the very good independent cinema ( States of Grace ), who has already been in the blockbuster with Kong: Skull Island , unfortunately does not have such an open vision of his character. Inward-looking, her role as an amnesic heroine is in a systematic mistrust and distrust, in a world of men, where she will quickly make it clear to these gentlemen that she does not need a guide. Her replicas are all brittle jokes, always oriented in the same direction, with a cold content and an android monolithism that would put Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Machine for a paragon of life. Wearing an outfit that must impose on memories, Brie Larson can not print the slightest pose of icon


literally all the reviews coming in so far are bad ahahahahaha oh no no no NO


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It's still there for me?


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still there 4 me



Well, obviously you can. But I guess it’s easier to just ignore anything that goes against your worldview.






>all the reactions saying she's miscast


oh no no no



what a fucking cope, it's alright guys, you can say she's not very good.






this is what they get for never fuckin making the black widow movie then retconning in a superheroine during the 90s, full to the brim with past MCU lore to try and get people into it, and acting like theyve done some mighty progressive move

and surprise surprise apparently its just bland MCUshit with nothing special

prepare for TLJ 2.0 with how the reception is spun

i bet they wouldnt have even made the fuckin movie at all if Wonder Woman hadnt been such a hit


Kamala movie would have been WAY better



she can break stuff real good!!!! strong powers = strong character!!!!


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>it's another captain marvel thread


>Play the mouse's game

>End up in a trap


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hex = cancelled




i find the cpt marvel stuff funny/depressing but aint nothing wrong with someone being bored of it



what would u like 2 discuss anon


Feige promoting Captain Marvel by way of saying her "power level" was the highest of the MCU superheroes if the funniest fucking thing, the more you think about it the more ridiculous it gets


>we did 28 movies without a woman lead

>but thats okay cause the 29th movie not only has a woman lead, she can shoot lasers further than all the others!!



literally anime tier promotion



if anything it gets me less interested, its not a coincidence the movies are more interesting/easier to get invested in when the heroes are less OP. theres a reason the thor movies didnt work until they made them outright farces, but the cap movies always worked well enough.


>’strong female character’ means physical strength!!!



yeah, it removes all tension basically, i dont need to see CM because the trailers already told me that shes such a badass and nothing can stop her.



this is also the reason DB super is shit, its just a weightless runaround. DBZ was already struggling with that towards the end



but how will you understand endgame if you haven't seen CM


i remember when the promo run was saying you HAD to watch ant man 2 to get endgame

literally sixty seconds of footage is connected

and the trailer for endgame communicates the exact same information, and more



many shonens get hit with the loss of strategy and more power


Jodie was just miscast



i like super but agree completely, i think the tournament of power was a step in the right direction but i;m absolutely sick of "goku and vegeta team up to fight stronger guy!11!/goku got a new asspull to win!!11!!"



realistically what else can be done at this point. the premise has been drained dry. you can still have a fun time with teh characters and action but theres no story to tell anymore.



Guess they gotta get people to watch their movies somehow.


I love the "Man punches Man" films, I can't wait to see Man Punches Other Man VI next month


>Superheroes save the world on a regular basis, but their movies aren’t nearly as courageous: For every ingenious Black Panther that departs from the billion-dollar formula, you get ten timid time-wasters. Captain Marvel, the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s first female-led installment, means a lot symbolically—especially to young girls who resonate with Gal Gadot’s confident portrayal of Wonder Woman. But you can’t help but wish the watershed moment arrived with a more richly imagined central character. Even within the MCU itself, you can locate fiercer, more complex women (Elizabeth Olsen’s tortured Scarlet Witch comes to mind), and while Room and Short Term 12 star Brie Larson is certainly capable of expressing wire-taut uncertainty, she’s a bit stranded in the rubber suit, playing a role that gives her scant opportunity to be human. It seems beneath her.



its a woman this time!



If one piece can still pull out great chapters so can DBS with episodes


morphs here



>Black Panther departs from the billion-dollar formula




new characters basically, more focus on the humans too. the franchise was "dry" before battle of gods came out but Beerus and Whis are two of the best characters in the series and Broly isn't too far behind, they almost have to treat goku as the self insert with us experiencing other new characters and their stories since his character isnt designed to be changed at all. at the end of the day I think Akira Toriyama can make any story work well if he has passion for it.






formula as an idea instead of formula as a physical reward



In what way does the race of the characters change the fact that it's still the same formula of plot beats?



quote where she said plot beats



What else is "billion dollar formula" referring to?




How does black panther deviate from the normal "idea" of a marvel film?



idk I don't watch capeshit


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atleast dragon ball still has an absolutely kino soundtrack which is more than can be said for another certain long running franchise





A basically all-black cast in a very expensive blockbuster fantasy/sci-fi genre film that isn't about slavery/poverty/etc is absolutely novel and a break from Hollywood formula. You can't discount the casting of the movie as if it's some interchangeable thing. It absolutely broke from the billion dollar formula of how these movies are made, which is not comprised just of plot skeletons, but also of casting decisions (look how similarly the MCU men alone are cast). The way Captain Marvel was advertised was trying to catch some of the vein of that spirit but in terms of having a woman lead, but obviously that broke down for several reasons (even apart from the film apparently being nothing more than lip service, it's still very heavily advertised with the co-lead of Samuel L Jackson, the villains are men, etc.).

The "formula" Hollywood use to make films is not just a script outline or proven plot beats, it absolutely is casting, positioning, etc as well.



which franchise?



MCU and Doctor Who



MCU soundtrack isn't memorable at all




i was talking about doctor who, dont really know shit about the MCU soundtrack other than the fact that it makes me embarrassed to listen to ELO in public in case someone thinks i found ELO through marvel.



>The way Captain Marvel was advertised was trying to catch some of the vein of that spirit but in terms of having a woman lead, but obviously that broke down for several reasons (even apart from the film apparently being nothing more than lip service, it's still very heavily advertised with the co-lead of Samuel L Jackson, the villains are men, etc.).

dont forget SLJ literally has more lines than her in the trailers. it was always just superficial, whereas black panther had, what, two white characters and neither were co-leads



…that's the point…


Captain Marvel's personality is targeted towards a specific demographic of actively revengeful women. It resonates with them but alienates everyone else, including other women who don't share the same resentment


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The MCU soundtracks are notoriously terrible, even the faithful criticise them for being bland shit

DC had a couple of stunner soundtracks but youre likely to forget a MCU soundtrack AS youre listening to it



youre fucked up skelly



Please be trolling, this is incel even for /who/ standards.


skelly. see someone. for god's sake. you are riddled with complexes and insecurities



i didnt think design by committee could be applied to fucking music but at this point i dont know



its part of the reason the new star wars have shit, forgettable soundtracks too, the composer has so little role in the process of filmmaking and never even get lingering shots where they can swell score over, so theyre relegated to doing background noise for most of a movie

compare to earlier films where score would have multiple times to shine in a movie. hell look at star wars itself, like the binary sunset scene. can you imagine an MCU movie stopping and pausing on a shot for 30 seconds just to let the composer do their thing?



It's in no way controversial to point out that the fact that the movie addresses negative aspects of the female experience in society (Brie's words), and does so by riffing off of them with superficial smug condescension.


Whatever tone of voice or personal motivation you interpret from my posts is way off, but keep going it's funny


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I had never seen the OT before 2017 and the first time i saw the binary sunset scene i still thought it was breathtaking. hate to sound like a boomer but they literally just dont make em like they used to.



>post generates controversy




Where did I say that?



kino movies are still made…just not by disney



oh right I forgot already lmao

I'm right you know



name 3 kino movies made last year. ill wait…




sorry to bother you




>indie shit



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if all you watch are blockbusters then yes you will keep getting shitty blockbusters



pretentious sack of shit



>ask for good movies

>get told some




Mandy and Annihilation were great





I'd consider what words you might be about to use. This isn't a three strike system you know, I already told you what happens if you do it again.



>I'd consider what words you might be about to use



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Neo's going to defend Captain Marvel now


edens here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



it was a complete guess






i feel about the kitty the same way how the nightmare feels about the saiga


morphs here

believe you me


I feel as if everybody who's still here has names but don't use them, which is a good thing



the age of trip codes is over



What happened to Seth Meyers?



Someone stopped using his after he was tipped off that people were filtering his posts.



Everyone has a name and 'anonymity' is even more of a sham here, in a community of 30 or so people.



You're not even an old user, you're the second newest here.



Everyone on /who/ is Seth Meyers but you, anon.



No I just moved house. Also I moved house again right before posting this.



I'm not talking about your IP, I'm not even the janny.



>goofing on anon

>different anon goofs you


why am i not surprised all brie larson's words fell to dust https://twitter.com/Guitargalchina/status/1102629289256734721



I dropped something at work today and the Indian girls made fun of me in their LOTE






Don't let Neo see this post he might get excited.



damage control begins



>quick let's hire more diverse writers because some celebrity complained




north koreo


What race is Eden




No one asked you, skelly. Or should I say smelly?




Sameshagging is a sin



based. and you know he does smell with how he never washes his hair






If you're implying the replies to >>221810 are the same UID, they're all different. The thread currently has 34 UIDs, for what it's worth.



lmfao it shouldnt make me laugh so much but it does


UID this! *shits on the jannys doorstep*


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It already smells, thanks to an altogether different UID.


Where were you when Skelly got BTFO



holy shit



based again!


Janny was it actually skelly that pretended to be Eden in >>221809 ?




More than 7 are me as I've been swapping devices but this is throughout the day and yesterday


I can think of a certain “U” “I” would like to “D”



I know.




You don’t need to pretend to be eden to say she’s white



hi smelly!


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Hi Scats!



Yeah and at least 10 are me. I have 25 phones, 38 VPNs and 40 different properties, all with their own internet connection.



That post wasn't Cats. >>221823 was Cats' last post.



Trouble on my mind is all I’ll say for now



>that level of damage control


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idk whos falseflagging who anymore but im all for it. (and why that's beautiful)


smelly post pics of your decaying, rotten, bin-juice-odoured concave hair




That post wasn’t me



I literally just showered an hour ago


Doctor Who! “The Space Pirates”


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>even more damage control

oh no no nO







then post pics as proof you smelly bastard


I thought we agreed morning showers are the best



cringe and time-wasterpilled



I blow dried it so I could go to bed



I like to feel warm in the morning


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skellys hair is going the route of lil waynes dreads. shrivelling away and turning to hideous ingigian tentacles of pure hell



everything about this post is kino



post pics of your clean blow-dried hair then



>I like to

appeal to emotion, i win this debate.






im offering him a chance to prove that he is as hygenic as he claims.



What debate? This is a bathtub


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Doctor Who cannot survive another year of Chibnall. We will have to hope it is cancelled before series 12 airs



The claims of a lack of hygiene are a complete fabrication created from the desperate desire to create an insult based around hair



(If you know what I mean)



An allegation that is fabricated is not necessarily false. It still needs to be disproven. Smelly.



Someone's upset!



The burden of proof is not mine



And yet you cannot disprove it. Fascinating.




The bad odour is









Smelliest DW characters?


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Black Panther definitely diverged slightly from the MCU formula…the villain had a motivation and the side characters were fleshed out.



I’ll order the doctors from best to worst smell




>7 that low


10 would be 1 or 2 yes sure



Black Panther had enough politics to actually be problematic at points (characterisation of Kilmonger, some of the specific ethnostate stuff), something the other films couldn't even rise to achieve.


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>Beyond the inferences of its opening scene, and a handful of cheeky moments sprinkled throughout (one of the villains basically stands over Carol and demands that she debate him), “Captain Marvel” doesn’t foreground its gender politics. Unlike “Wonder Woman,” the film offers few plot-specific reasons to call attention to who she is under the spandex. That’s a blessing and a curse in a familiar story that leaves you desperate to see Carol offer the movie, its genre, and her impressionable young fanbase something more than a cosmetic overhaul. Itcould have been “Alien3” or “Princess Mononoke” or “Tank Girl” — hell, it could have been “Batman Returns.” But only in its most regressive ways does it really feel like a blockbuster from the mid-’90s. Neither a blast from the past, nor an inspiring glimpse into the future, at the end of the day it’s just another Marvel movie. And not a particularly good one, at that.


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russia hacked captain marvel


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Being the first female led superhero film in the MCU after 20 movies is not cause for celebration but shame. It wouldn't be a problem if they didn't try to bring attention to this fact by pretending it's cause for celebration.


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this is insane, i never actually thought it would be so hated, this is like if everyone else hated s11 too


alita wins again



tomatometer is 86%



its disney, of course it is, that doesnt magically make the world love the movie. look at TLJ






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fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh

/who/ BTFO!


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just make it really



Read the actual bylines there, they're not particularly positive


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>popcorn entertainment



>enjoyable enough

>not as good as Black Panther

wow really resounding praise here


"positive" reviews like this really make me think these r*tards are paid off by the mouse



just turn ur brain off lmao


pillar of high power levels, we need a pillar of high power levels


Sunday Night Popcorn



Ik this is a phrase, but eating popcorn while watching anything is wrong



why does 10 dislike harkness when he returns in Utopia? i forgot.


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Jack feels "wrong" to him because of how Rose made him a fixed point in time. It's basically cosmic racism.



and of course, to 10 nothing is rose's fault.


If I buy something because it's cheap, did I waste money?



Loud, gets everywhere, feels wrong,feels wrong in mouth, messy, taste wrong, always have those hard bits left over, dislike the smell, stuck in teeth for days on end



A massive distraction



But it technically is wrong, Jack shouldn't exist whether you like him or not



>feels wrong,feels wrong



it is funny because we buy cheap things under the idea that we "save money" when all we are doing is spending.



>stuck in teeth for days on end

what the fuck dude, use a toothpick then, dont LEAVE IT THERE



>it's rough, coarse and gets everywhere


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12: Is that chinese food? I love Chinese.

I guess a little bit of 13 was already inside him at this point.


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i haven't seen captain marvel.

memes aside, is it any good?



anyone pick up on the remnants in TGM talk about a "timeless child" or something? does anyone have any clue what that's about?



Not really. The dialogue suggests it's some secret about the Doctor's past that's "hidden" from her i.e. she's forgotten or repressed it. After Series 11 you can imagine what Chibnall's interpretation of "Doctor lore" is going to look like.



kind of hated annihilation but i really liked mandy

mandy's score was great but johansson's blade runner 2049 score was replaced with fucking hans zimmer and then he died FUCK THIS SHIT



>replying to old posts

dilbar dilbar



which posts in this thread made since then are worth replying to? these threads move so slowly and they're filled with shit



youve got some fuckin nerve



i can think of a certain action wherein you would move slowly



What do you want



to be able to reply to a post made in the same thread, which one anon has decided is a weird thing to do



Do you know what I want?



What do you want



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history is a whitewash




It's true, you know. Have you heard the story of the cook who was fed up with a customer who wanted his potatoes cooked dryer and crispier so he accidentally invented the potato chip to get back at him? That cook was black.

"The Real McCoy" was also black.


I think it might be what happened to series 11, that is happening to captain marvel. casting a woman is seen as a risk, so they dont take any more risks… They avoid anything interesting in case it's controversial… they avoid any personality traits in case someone doesnt like them



so was jesus


Anyone here seen Dexter? If so, is it any good?



I hear the first few seasons were really good



Why was S11 positively received if captain marvel isn't fooling reviewers?



I saw a bit of an episode with Jimmy Smitts in it and it was pretty good, might splash on the boxset if it's any good




idk dude. i didnt understand the positivity of a lot of early reviews for series 11 at all.



>was S11 positively received?



It's awful but has some prestigey sheen so people like it. It's just pulp. You might enjoy it.



It's About Time for a change, and in these dark, divided times, we need a pillar of hope more than ever!



i guess it has something to do with how the narrative with the mcu is that it's currently better than it's ever been, so a film like captain marvel is really just doing the mcu formula but worse

while with doctor who, most people think it lost its way in the moffat era, and series 11 is seen as fun and easier to digest



They have similar aggregator scores. I wouldn't say there's that big of a difference honestly, Captain Marvel just has a couple more people who are willing to outright say "this blows" while still being drowned out by the positivity. Series 11 had a couple of people who dared to raise points like "the Doctor is devoid of inner conflict" and a couple of ep reviews that outright trashed it, but that was it really.



Film critics are more critical than TV critics. Film critics watch loads of stuff that they like and dislike, because it's all just 2 hours. TV critics are usually just assigned to shows they like. This is part of the reason RT scores for TV shows are so insanely inflated.



Is 84% tomatometer not positive in the same way as s11?



the narrative around captain marvel is far more contested, and not just from skelly types



Watched it up until the lithgow season, it was pretty good iirc. I really enjoyed the opening. I dropped it because I was "busy" and never really got back to it.


I couldn't care less if Captain Marvel succeeds or fails horribly, I just want superhero fatigue to kick in already, it's been 11 years +




it never will. and people will act as if superhero flicks are serious films for years



How different can these films really be, Man Punches Man = instant and easy money from the box office. Is it too mad to want to see a world where the box office isn't capeshit after capeshit after capeshit after capeshit after sequel after reboot after capeshit etc ad-nauseum

The best Marvel films are before they got too full of themselves and their own hype. I like Iron Man 1.



Endgame seems like the logical endpoint. I don't know how much people will care after that, especially with how Captain Marvel is shaping up.


Iron Man 1 is legit great, no need to spoiler that.



People have been saying that for years and years and the films keep making more and more money. It's not happening.



rotten tomatoes is useless in general but even moreso for television



those rumours of an endgame cut featuring less captain marvel just sounds like wishful thinking, like all those 'kathleen kennedy is going to be fired' threads, but i kind of wish it was true

i just don't think the film needs captain marvel, they've got more than enough to deal with so she'll just seem like a distraction from the emotional conflicts which i honestly do find quite engaging



>like all those 'kathleen kennedy is going to be fired' threads, but i kind of wish it was true

Iger being very verged and wanting to wash his hands of the current power structure over there buzzes out all the time, but the idea she wasn't gonna get her contract renewed pre ep9 was always absolutely ridiculous not only for the optics, or the fact literally nobody else would want the job of covering the last film of that era, but because Disney need to keep the stock as stable as possible for the Fox merger to literally go through at all, it's partially contigent on that, and the head of Lucasfilm leaving would absolutely affect the stock.



>which i honestly do find quite engaging

dilbar dilbar


>get Star Wars license

<don't make an overarching storyline for the future and make it up on the fly

Who was in the wrong here, Star Wars babbies or Disneyheads?






you for being verged over childrens movies


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Eden made an anime face. Making one now because I didn't do this previously for reasons you can probably imagine.

I actually made & saved this the other day but spent a while debating whether to post it

Confirmation this is me; https://fuckofferino.wiki/index.php?title=User_blog:NightmareofEden/Anime_face&oldid=58928




fanboys are awful but most people just wanted something as iconic as what came before





:o cute You look great!



wtf why did he say they should have been fetching pokemon

oh i see, he has a t-shirt that says he loves pokemon go. glad the artist didn't forget to include that. i was so confused.



Thnx Neo


neos dilbers



=)Any significance to the sandy background? 🤔


Excuse me?



No significance, I just thought it looked nice.



no significance, just thought your dilbers were nice


what by clearing off

yeah well FUCK OFF


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What are your thoughts on the other Who faces, especially neo's'?




how can i make an anime



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I think you already know my thoughts on Neo’s ;)



your hair and eyes get darker the more you drink, neo?


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You're not breaking any mirrors looking like that! :)





I didn't make the second pic, though it was based off my actual likeness.


Hey Dilb?



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These mirrors are broken on the inside



Oh nothing



nice dilbers



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Looks a bit like me, I suppose


Rendering, Neo?



What's the story in Balamory?


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where's the podcast neo


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I'd say it's pretty fucking solid up through season 4, but goddamn it degenerates fast after that. The character of Dexter though is entertaining as fuck and worth sticking through for him alone


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I hate nostalgia and the fact that I actually have money now


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bravo chib



Unironically a great scene




The fifth day was two months ago mate


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the fifth is today neo



its almost as if he didnt link a LOTR clip and mean its dialogue literally


not in australia


Think mirror.


And I think it's gonna be a whopper.




For me, it's the McRib.



the fifth is yesterday neo




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You already replied to him, mistakenly taking the LOTR clip literally. Third time won't be the charm.








i hate captain marvel


captain man-hell



The only reason the doctor was a risk is because the doctor was already a male character in an established ongoing show for 5 decades, having a female lead in an original movie is not a risk and anyone at Disney who thought it was goes to gulag





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hit or miss

i guess they never miss, huh












Sure Captain Marvel was disappointing, but at least there’s the Sonic movie!


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dont click this



>Nike shoes

Please tell me this is an edit


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I'll be honest I don't know if that one is even real, but this one is.


This pic is like an optical illusion. Did they actually move the pillars back to fit this many people in?


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fuck didnt mean to spoiler it



it's real





I really want to see that entire marketing presentation, do you know if it exists online anywhere?



Looks like it could just be a wide angle lens - which is actually kind of telling, since it means they recognise how cramped the space is



>Diaper fetishist comes out

>People get upset, call her a freak

>tweet "Hahaha it was just a joke lolol jk" while tears run down her cheeks

Every time.

The DWE is how flustered Rory would often get when joking with or being rused by Amy.


sometimes when im feeling bad i remember that the S11 production designer has left


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I don't think the full presentation itself leaked but here's a clearer pic of the text.








morph or new one from skelly




Edward Thomas left 1 year into the Moff era and then we got pure Pickwoad productionkino

Will a similar thing happen with Arwels replacement?



Morph looks nothing like that, trust me



Ridley Scott is finally gonna come back and do the production design. It's only been fifty years


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MICKEY: Have you tried that new pizza place down Minto Road?

JACKIE: What's it selling?

MICKEY: Pizza.


Listening to the David Tennant/Gordon Brown podcast, Gordon's got a bit about how 10 Downing Street is falling apart and in dire need of modernization and it could be fixed if someone would just go use a different building for three or four years but none of the prime ministers want to do it because it might damage their reputation and they wouldn't get to enjoy the benefits of it anyways since it's going to belong to someone else someday.

This is a perfect metaphor for most governments' reactions to climate change.


morphs here


2 days left


morph needs to make an anime face



What the fuck?



i don't know, what if?



Do you have a thing for Morph, smelly?


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look at all these dilbers



I wasn’t even here, what was the post?



Something extremely crude. Be glad you missed it.



ur stinky













You have yet to post anime faces. This is an outrage.


pee-yew! the thread turned real smelly all of a sudden


soap is unnatural, this is how you're meant to smell



wow rude



soap up motherfucker


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legitiamtely interested in the DWE



Um actually the entire concept of personal hygiene is a capitalist conspiracy orchestrated by companies that wanted to trick consumers into thinking there was another routine product they had to consume. its true adam said so


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imagine piper doing this with tennant lol



Is she still doing this in the current year or was it just a phase?



you can check her insta, she still does it all the time



It's so sad to see this,


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where do i know her from?



post the tweet where amanda bynes smacks her down


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oh, she's a cutie.


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oh no kinda im so sorry :(


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*opens door*

this is anon's room, he's a very big fan of doctor who!


Thoughts on Gab?



Does anyone even use it besides people who willingly link themselves to the alt-right?



Thoughts on Gab Dissenter?


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kinda after he couldn't get a prom date


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gonna need a quick rundown


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bogda bogda


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>stop commenting.



>teenagers being cringey

stop the presses!



too relatable for you, skelly?



im morph you imbecile



as if you're morph


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oh no no no no non o no


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Jon Culshaw UNBOXING The Daleks' Master Plan Vinyl | Doctor Who


Let's Cill Culshaw


dead thread dead board dead show



dilbar dilbar



and i say that as a fan!



You've literally made two posts ever.


dead dilb: the creepypasta





and when i put the tape in the player… there was hyperrealistic blood coming out of his dilbers


sloaths here

sloaths queer?



:ooo :(( :OO



trips and dilbert must make an anime face






i feel so bad for her and i've barely seen the show.






our formal wasn't even like a prom, you had to bring your parents and it was basically just everyone reminiscing.



People still ask others to go with them even with parents there, it’s just not expected of everyone


who /didn'tgotoprom/ here?



My entire school career, never went to none of them



never went nothing on prom?



it was activley discouraged at my school, they said to only bring a your partner if you were in some type of long term relationship with them.



I'm radically unattractive. As in, so unattractive it's a political force.


>friend of a girl who I was vaguely friends with says that girl wants me to ask her to the formal

>I tell her I don’t want to

>she gets upset and offended, spends the entire bus trip trying to convince me to ask that girl out even though I was never going to change my mind



>As in, so unattractive it's a political force.

what you're trying to say is you're alt-right, yeah?



The user you're talking to is definitely not rightwing.


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Remember this? Disney immediately shelving it even though they had two seasons finished and ready to broadcast is hilarious.



Prom culture is institutional heteronormativity


hets must die



The matte painting joke was alright desu


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>that straight girl that asks out a lesbian to formal for clout


Why are Americans so desperate to rush kids into adulthood? Pressuring children to start relationships with dates to school dances/proms and parents kicking them out as soon as they’re 18 and finished high school



It's a shame his later stuff is so shit because everything Liley did in SHH is executed with such precision




I'm unattractive enough to disrupt compulsive heteronormativity.



Don’t worry I’m sure the brownface lady character in the mr G show will be well executed



Children used to be fully employed before their teens



So capitalism is losing?



is it confirmed to be a mr g show?


angry boys is legitimately terrible

jonah is shit

jamie has a few good moments but is completely unnecessary

SHH is the unbeatable execution of what he's good at

We can be heroes, some of the 6 storylines are EXTREMELY well done, some are just okay



Phil Olivetti is still his greatest character, although Jonah is probably the most realized.



>satirist satirizes a specific group of people

stop the presses!



you smell bad



you sound mad



deodorant man bad!


remember that simpsons episode where george bush moves across the street from them


sloath and dilbert, make anime faces


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