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daved tenat edition

forgot to make a new thread early - >>74009



do you really want to see sherlock descend further into schlock after >>74775


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Dilbert and cheetah where the fuck are you, we want to start






Sitting around hoping certain users arrive is a futile endeavour.





About to start more Torchwood in the stream




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Just saying.


Do /who/res actually have lives? Is that how it can be so dead at the weekend






Then I know we've been lied to - Hitler is not Dead


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Explanded details on Doctor Who Infinity first three stories:

The Dalek Invasion of Time:

A tragic event on the edge of the Time War has led to the unlikely creation of a dangerous new type of Dalek hybrid, after a gifted young child (Freya) is forced to survive by hooking herself into a Dalek life-support system.

As Freya tries to exact her revenge, the Twelfth Doctor, Missy, Osgood, Bill and Nardole find themselves in the midst of a full-scale assault on Earth’s timeline.

As the invasion spreads, and the Doctor is forced to turn to some of his closest allies for assistance, can they stop this new enemy? And must the Doctor do the unthinkable and ally with the Daleks to save Earth?

The Orphans of Polyoptra:

The story, as told in flashback by Jo Grant to her nephew in the style of a classic Doctor Who 4-part story arc, begins at the height of World War 2 as the Third Doctor and Jo Grant find themselves trapped in what appears to be a German bombing in a small mining town.

Here they meet a young orphan girl and her strange companion, who are not at all what they appear to be, and who desperately need their help to travel back to 1842, to a time when the local children still faced the horrible danger of daily work in the mines.

Lady of the Lake:

The Tenth doctor and Rose Tyler find themselves pulled into a thematic retelling of a legendary Welsh tale whilst visiting the Black Mountains of Wales.

A dense fog, as well as a full blown alien war have descended on a small village. Luckily the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler have just arrived on holiday.

As a piece of alien weaponry poses an existential threat to mankind, the Doctor has to team up with a local poet as they try to unravel the mysteries of why a Lady has been seen walking over the surface of Llyn-y-Van Bach Lake, and why all the animals nearby have been dying at midnight.


>go back to 2006

>tell someone who just watched Fear Her that in about 8 years there will be a Doctor Who episode that begins with the companion's boyfriend being hit by a car, prompting her to threaten to strand the Doctor in a volcano unless he agrees to undo it, which leads to the Doctor attempting to use the TARDIS to locate the afterlife, bringing them to an institute where they learn that deceased souls remain continually conscious and able to feel pain after they die; meanwhile, the dead boyfriend realises he may be cremated soon, he gets a chance to speak to his girlfriend but realises he can't prove he's who he says he is lest she commit suicide to join him, and then has a face-to-face meeting with the child he inadvertently murdered who's been haunting his PTSD nightmares for years; he reaches such an intense verge of existential despair that he nearly agrees to delete his own personality; all of this is revealed to be a scam to facilitate the invasion of Earth via reanimated human corpses


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>he reaches such an intense verge of existential despair



>go back to 2010

>tell someone who just watched The End of Time Part 2 that they just watched the last good episode of the show



t. Raxim



t. Raxim




Who the fuck is Raxim?




Take your lumps



Pretty cool guy that likes tits with a handle/moniker that sounds like a 90s era political rapper.


I've done it, i've converted to /doctorwho/ chadism, friendship with discord is over, now /doctorwho/ is my best friend



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Is Turlough a good companion?



Describe his personality to me.


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turloughs gay







If this can happen then where the hell is the 8th Doctor spin-off?



Meh. This is going to end up as that long rumoured starfleet academy show. ST: Riverdale or ST: Saved by the bell.



The whole point of a spinoff is that it would have to be in a completely different format. You can't just have it be Doctor Who in every single way and call it a spinoff.



Just call it Season 27



Explain how having two iterations of the same show made by the same people running at the same time would be commercially viable and not confuse general audiences.



fuck general audiences



enjoy your audience being the three people who buy BF then


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That's why you make it a single-story VNA level dark miniseries



Whoops forgot my flag


vna-level dark doesn't work if you don't have something to contrast it to that's on the opposite scale



>if you don't have something to contrast it to that's on the opposite scale

Wouldn't that be regular Doctor Who in this case?





Remeber when the Doctor Who website was good? Used to sit for hours watching clips of the upcoming episodes like this one. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00hxb5v




in 2018




I remember when the website had .pdf's of certain books. I remember trying to read Nightshade on a shitty connection in between playing the Dalek game and watching clips of stories I thought I'd never see.



they on;y had 4 or 5 books


Anyone remember the struggle of trying to watch the McGann's Shada or Colin Baker's Real Time?


Anyone remember Captain Jack's Monster Files?



we watched taht on streamo last week



Yeah I know


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dilbert had to god damn work i'm so fucking mad i hate missing comfy streams


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>playing the Dalek game and watching clips of stories I thought I'd never see

Exactly me



i went on it every day. loved the games, loved that they had a new episode theme for each week, would go through screensavers and wallpapers all the time. i remember it had these soundbite things where you hover over an icon and it plays a sound - i remember just spamming a low quality clip of 'IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN HOW COME YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE NORTH'

i really miss how doctor who felt in 2005, it felt so mysterious and scary in a really exciting way



The pink tax is nothing more than just predatory capitalism taking advantage of tribalism. At some point businesses decided to target products like razors to a specific gender to try and generate interest (people notice the product more - “this says its for me!”). Whether it initially started as different ingredients used in female products costing more or not I can’t say, but at some point they discovered that women are willing to pay an extra if the bottle is targeted to them specifically.

Gendered products shouldn’t exist, they serve no other purpose than to take advantage and they have the side effect of reinforcing useless gender stereotypes.

The entire system would fall apart if enough women had the thought to just buy the equivalent cheaper male product but for some reason that doesn’t happen.

While we’re at it, “this color is male/female” is absolute bullshit and should be abolished as well. It’s meaningless, completely superficial and does nothing but create needless cultural conflict for people that don’t fit the mould, particularly in their most developmental years. The only thing worse than people associating certain colours with a particular gender is the fact that people think it matters.



Yeah same for be with 2006. Does anyone know what the link was so I can go back and look on the wayback machine? I did it last year using the BBC One DW page link but it doesn't work anymore.



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The reverse also exists

It is the free market



You can still download the screensavers, sounds, ringtones etc.


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This page really brings back memories for me


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Just downloaded a new screensaver guys!


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this is cool

bad wolf was the first episode i watched live, kept flicking between it and the simpsons on sky one which had that treehouse of horror ep with the lard lad donut mascot


Why Westworld gets an in-universe promo website in 2018 and Doctor Who doesn't?



That’s true, the greater point is that businesses will find any excuse to raise prices if they can get away with it. That’s not an issue exclusive to women, but the most prominent example to point to is the ‘pink tax’.

What are ‘dude wipes’ meant to be used for?


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oh this is sick too

damn series 1 had such a great aura around it, loved the internet stuff



wipe asses that likes smooth mosturized textures

exact the same but not pink package



Nice find.



Do female wipes exist though? They look like they’re just baby wipes


He's a wig-wearing, full of himself, geek who is more interested in virtue-signalling than the success of the programme. He'll do more harm to Doctor Who than Davros, the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Zygons and Missy all put together!


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How would texting get Daleks on your desktop?


Gender serves no purpose and should be abolished



The effect makes it look like a classic story




same, i loved when the classic series just existed as small clips of spooky things to me

i used to love watching this documentary i recorded from uktv gold with all these different clips, i always really wanted to watch what i later found out is remembrance of the daleks because ace seemed really cool



Yeap, used to watch The Invasion sewer clip wishing I could watch the whole thing.


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Odd they used this picture



mmm, that crusty jpeg compression


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wrong general


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This set of stories is positively memeriffic. There are titular trips, a double bill of Nilso divergences, the Epic Nardole himself, and even Marcelo Camargo. This truly represents Shit Trips as it was originally conceived. Don't dare miss out.


The Tripcode Squad

>By Art Degree

What if some titular shit trips of /who/ were a Time Lord special forces squad?

Nardoles All The Way Down

>By Gallifrey Immigrant

What if one Nardole wasn’t enough?

Marcelo’s Last Goodbye

>By Looms

What if Marcelo Camargo had a secret he would take to his grave, and it is discovered?

The Greatest Nilso in the Galaxy

>By Anon

What if Nilso’s love of the Seventh Doctor drove him down a dark, dark path?

Question-Mark Umbrella

>By Anon 2

What if Hemingway had penned a tale about our dear Nilso?

Read, enjoy, discuss, reflect, shitpost.

Got questions about a story? Was there something you thought was GOAT? Memeyness that made you laugh? Let us all know.

If you wrote a story and you want to answer/ask questions in authorial capacity, consider a temporary trip.

Make it obvious which story you're posting about, & browse sensibly if you don't want to get spoiled on any stories. Hide this post with Filter -> Post+ to hide all replies.

Out of the loop but want to jump in?

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Last time: >>73292

All posts: https://8ch.net/search.php?search=name:Bookclubanon&board=doctorwho


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There are overpriced products for stupid people of all walks of life. Apple have become one of the most successful companies in the world off the back of this. No reason women should be exempt. Just don't be thick, and buy the cheaper thing that isn't pink.



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There's nothing worse than video essays.



It's just written essays but with video.



There's nothing worse than written essays but with video.



The format is actually fine but 90% of the ones I've seen are by people who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.



The average person cannot write good essays

Think of what kind of marks the transcript of a video essay would get if it was submitted in university


>tfw you write good essays but have difficulty coming up with original ideas for them

I could be rolling in those video essay patreon bucks right now


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Saw style sadistic game doctor who episode when?


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DWE of putting your elbows on the table?



same desu, maybe we should write dw essays with actual good opinions



I challenge you to make this your ringtone for a week and keep your phone volume on high


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brb making epic thread


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i canny fooken handle me own existence on this planet rn




fucking sneed and company, it writes itself



how has no one noticed it? how is this not the biggest /who/ meme?? are we slow, are we the only ones who didn't know??



funny story actually, back when sneed was still a fresh meme i distinctly remember googling "sneed" and seeing the doctor who character instead of any simpsons stuff



Yeah look at that he's at the top of google images



oh wow it still is



It's Neo and Lym who did it


DWE of Patrick Stewart starring in a new Star Trek series?




absolute shitpostkino


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I got the coolest DWT (Doctor Who Tattoo) today !



theres always tuesday


Fun idea.

I can certainly think of one Doctor Who fandom that’d love the conceit of this story.

>It’s a Nilso fic

Had a nice laugh at this, good work Looms.

Chillingly plausible.

Kino and rather structurally important to the set.



please respond



You know I really think you might.



ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/FKQLoxjZUeI


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a soygaping cheetah?


My husband and I have been married for 6 years. We both work and have usually done a decent job of dividing the chores. I am 7 months pregnant with our first child.

Since becoming pregnant, certain chores have become really tough for me. For example, I have a lot of trouble doing the laundry because I can't bend/lift like I used to. I also struggle with things like cleaning the bathroom because I have to get down on the floor. The doctor has recommended that I cut way back on physical activity as it is.

I sat down with my husband and told him that we need to redistribute the chores and he got very upset. He said that I'm using the pregnancy as an excuse to be lazy and that he shouldn't have to do my chores. I suggested that we swap some chores because his usual chores (cooking, doing dishes) would be much easier for me to handle. He refuses to listen and said that he likes his chores and doesn't want to do mine.

Now I am trying to keep up with my responsibilities but have been falling short. My husband decided that since I'm not doing my half of the chores, he won't do his. Now I feel like I have to do all the essential housework because he refuses to take care of himself, me, or the house. With this on top of the job and the pregnancy, I'm not sure how much more I can handle. How can I address this and help him see how unreasonable he's being?


what would we see in Adam Ruins /who/?



psychological breakdown on trip mentality



The day they discover a cure for heterosexuality is going to free so many women.



> He refuses to listen and said that he likes his chores and doesn't want to do mine

>My husband decided that since I'm not doing my half of the chores, he won't do his

is this the manchild epidemic?



Adam Ruins Heterosexuality


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A world where heterosexuality is abolished sounds pretty based, as long as it doesn't come at the expense of women. Lesbian relationships should be celebrated too.



Imagine having a bromance with Morphant


people should be life partners with a best friend of whichever gender they prefer, and childbearing should be left to breeder camps and baby factories, where people are employed to carry out parental duties for a group of children



>as long as it doesn't come at the expense of women

What do you mean? Women are who would benefit most from abolishing heterosexuality.


My boyfriend doesn’t like when I speak Spanish :-( he says that’s it’s cringey and it annoys him. I don’t most of the time on purpose because I know a lot of people won’t understand what I’m saying but sometimes I think in Spanish easier and it comes out. Any advice??



can we see your manifesto before it gets put on the news


Hets get the wall


>adam theme stuck in my head now

fuck you neo



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My kare doesn't suki it when I nihongo wo hanasu (´・ω・`)he says that it's itai and it okottas him. I don't most of the toki on purpose because I wakaru takusan hito wa boku no hanasu koto ga wakaranai but sometimes I nihongo de omou and it deru.






t. Jikan


I decided to watch Doctor Who with my mom, as she was curious what it was about and knew I like it. It was ok. She loved the Ninth Doctor and even liked episodes like World War Three. She was hooked. That is, until his regeneration. She said the new actor was awful. Why? Because he was ugly, had weird hair, creepy teeth, silly facial expressions and was being too goofy. He wasnt like her doctor. She complained about David Tennant for like a whole season. She got used to him though. When we had our after episode discussions, she kept going off topic and saying that the actor had cool hair, great white teeth she was jealous of, that she liked how goofy he was, how handsome he was and he was a great actor. It was kind of cringy and ironic that she basically changed her mind about all the things she bashed him for, for no reason. Then another regeneration came. Just the second she saw Matt Smith, she said she hates the actor and refuses to watch the show further. Why? Because he is ugly… She kept crying how much she misses David Tennant because he was sooo handsome and now she will be forced to watch that ugly guy. I kept telling her that appearance doesnt matter and how good he will play matters and that she should watch more episodes to get an opinion. I thought she was just upset, but no. She actually refuses to watch more episodes. Oh, did I mention she never knew of Matt Smith’s existence? She doesnt even know his name, and she keeps insulting him like he killed her dog or spilled her milk. How do I convince her to stop being childish and watch the show? Or I should just give up?


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That subreddit is so depressing. There should be a bot that just replies "dump him" to every thread. It would save a lot of time.



why is adam's face getting wider?






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I don't think I will ever be able to watch this without crying.





not even sesska cried at that



>Because he was ugly, had weird hair, creepy teeth, silly facial expressions and was being too goofy


>When we had our after episode discussions, she kept going off topic

Can you imagine having a kid that not only makes you watch a show, but then refers to talking about it as "episode discussions" that it's possible to go "off topic" during.


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Its done. Gender switching had already been established in the show so the doctor becoming female wasn't that big of a shocker, just another exciting chapter in his life. But heres why it shouldnt have been a thing in the first place.

To switch genders is to change your entire identity. From your very core you are a different person if you were born the opposite gender. When a time lord switches what about that very essence that linked their past selves to their current one. There was a theme here for the 9th 10th and 11th doctors, all had young faces why? The war doctor pointed that out. It was something about his past…you know. So when he went back to an old man, that added more to his character, his sense of self. Who is he? What is he feeling?

Switching to a woman is like a complete reset. How could they be the same? Makes no sense and i know a timelord must be okay with switching genders for it to work so how the flip can you convince me the 12th doctor, introverted and hates dinner parties, was ok with becoming a woman?

Should never have been a concept ever.


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It's Evil.


Alright guys. This is bugging me. In the first part of the first episode of season 10, Peter Capaldi has 2 pictures on his desk that the camera scans over. The one on the left is River, who is the person in the picture on the right?



Imagine if the episode breakdown for Series 11 in DWM was just cryptic short sentences like this. And that's like all we got. Pure Chibkino


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*record scratch*



Did anyone really think this was going to happen. As big a mess as firing him has caused, rehiring him a week later is just fucking absurd



>probably won't


has disney actually released a statement on the meetings at all?



But it was his turn!



lol of course not, it's all just blogspam based on one anonymous source saying "they probably won't rehire him". You can read between the lines in that his firing came from Disney company though, ie out of Feige's hands, from the very top.



And a toast in soy milk!



>his head just floating there



Legendary moment.


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Something happened on the day he died

Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside

Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried

I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar


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On the day of execution, only women kneel and smile

At the centre of it all, your eyes, your eyes


You already know the drill. It wouldn't be a good night's sleep without a heaping helping of Nilso in my dreams. This one was a bit different than the rest. The whole time he just kind of floated around like he was filled with fucking helium or something. He was very talkative this time as well. Made some raunchy comments about the little Asian boy from Pixar's "Up" which I let slide. He had his own opinion about what started those forest fires in Northern California which seemed terribly misinformed and just really ignorant mostly. At the end of the dream he popped into a million pieces, completing the helium balloon allegory. I woke up in a cold sweat and, of course, yet another wet spot on the sheets.


I thought the california fires were started because they were australian trees that are highly flammable?


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Fuck off skelly


cats is here



I didn't post that though


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>I didn't do it



when am i unhere



TW streams



What do you envision as happening in Nilso's future?



He comes out and gets disowned. It's a fucking nightmare.


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have we been missing out on bonus cookies this whole time?!?!?!?!?!?!



That Posting Style Is Pure Cringe



don't women usually do that so there's always something to give the kid?


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what are you implying….?



is finding things in a store really an issue for Americans


Adam Ruins Monogamy



the mothers keep snacks on them at all times in case their child gets hungry while they're out


Cats is the mother of /who



are you just assuming all women are mothers?

Sexist and Absurd.



I'm assuming that the female in >>74969 is a mother and the husband is a manchild



You assume all husbands are manchildren? Woke and logical.



why is there no active campaign against toxic suburban housewife culture?



Implying hubbies are ever active


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men saying stuff like this is almost as much of a redflag as openly misogynistic men desu





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>tfw lately you've been spending hours arguing with people on 4chan

this can't be good for my psyche



depends if you're emotionally invested in the argument or doing it for fun and (you)s



if you're emotionally invested in the argument or doing it for fun and (you)s then yeah it can't be



unironically it's sometimes the men who try hardest to appear woke that are the most misogynistic



like dan harmon



Yep you see that all the time in the liberal media



It's because manipulative men discover that they can use being a 'feminist' as a method to get women's guards down.

I'll never fully understand how Joss Whedon managed to label himself as a feminist for so many years and get away with it, to the degree that when people finally saw him for what he is it was labelled as "the left turning on themselves" or w/e. I'd love someone to write an in-depth analysis/explanation for all that.


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>tfw you started a second watchthrough of doctor who ages ago but your progress is so slow because you're stuck in recon hell

I wish my attention span wasn't shit.


honestly really sick of seeing so many pedo posts on /tv/ lethal injection for the lot of them.


skellys crying



I report em a lot but it only does so much. Suspicious of the jannioes honestly.



im sure there are some pedo jannies but i think it's mainly because there aren't enough jannies at all, normal porn threads always stay up for fucking ages too.

but you make ONE sneed post and your insta banned for a week, political correctness gone mad.



Skip all recons unless you feel personally that they're of good quality like the Invasion.



>Suspicious of the jannioes honestly.

4chan gets its janitors and mods from its userbase and its userbase is fucked.



>Skip all recons

That's what I did on my first watchthrough, years ago. The main reason I'm doing this is to see all the episodes I've missed.



The amount of actual CP that get posted on /tv/ is staggering. I don't know if it's because of the webm upgrade or what, but in my experience it well outpaces old /b/.

Once saw a several minute long video of some teen fucking his 6 year old sister, and it was up for a good while.



what kind of thread would that get posted in?



christ that's fucked.



I think it was a discussion on Star Wars or something. I don't remember exactly what the thread was, the entire point is that some anon wanted to destroy the thread and so posted some CP.

Aside from the outright CP, the amount of pedo/cunny-themed threads is pretty staggering and really emphasizes the need to execute everyone posting on /tv/ or /pol/.



oh that's fucked up

I wasn't sure if you went into a cunny thread out of morbid curiosity or someone did it unprovoked to derail



>the entire point is that some anon wanted to destroy the thread and so posted some CP.

god why couldn't he just be normal and spam sneed or bane instead


Sneed. Feed, and seed.




Most of the outright CP that gets posted is for the purposes of derailing, or just for shocking people because they have some and want to show off.

4plebs archives everything posted to /tv/ and /pol/, which is a pretty terrible business model, let's be honest.



I really liked the Tripcode Squad.

Fun fact: "Nardoles All The Way Down" was originally written for Shit Trips 1, but didn't get finished in time until the submissions period for ST2.5. I fear my Nilso reference was a bit forced. Anyway, does the story work for non-Time Hunter-expert fans?


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Seeing Jamie and Ben interact is bizarre. Since I skipped the recons, it never occurred to me that there would be an overlap.









cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah!





Yas gurl, slayyy!






I said cats, not cats12


Nilso once 'slayed' a man in bed.


I had a therapist that wanted me to label different parts of my personality. The destructive part - he suggested I call it Wrecking Ball. As appropriate as that name might be, I couldn't embrace it because of the association with Miley Cyrus.


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tfw cheeky early morning maccies



why not just call the destructive part of your personality miley cyrus? It would be appropriate given what she turned into


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I assume you mean this kind of "maccies" with Morph?


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DEAD. Age 73


cats wants to watch hannah montana in the stream


The Chad Australian Maccas

The Virgin Nilsonian Maccies



Better still why not fit in further with the Miley Cyrus theme and kill his destructive personality burying it somewhere in New Mexico and replacing it with an identical copy?

It'd be identical that way.



I thought "macking on" someone was just a distorted way of saying making out?



oh no no no no no







Nilso, any thoughts on today's Shit Trips?


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2018…. i am forgotten…



He was at a funeral yesterday, give him a break.



Was it his future's funeral?


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shit trips? more like shite tripe



Just got back in, I'll have a read in a mo.


what's gwaad's favourite pop?



Not funny.


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Fuckin' Bazza Chuckle, man



Not me.


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lmao they just announced that he died but they named and gave photos of the wrong brother



lmao whiteys verged





One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he

asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money

from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a

'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,

the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing

community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to

pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from

you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament

was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen

Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between

the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

If you don't forward this you have no sense of humour.



If you look at the map you'll see that the nearest real Australia Post is only 2 streets away.



the china-only store is probably just a front for baby powder smuggling


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Hey, that's a pretty good post, there. I wonder who posted that?


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>they didn't realise i was being sarcastic



That's what you get for trying to diss Five's era. Have you even seen any of Five's stories?



Was going to comment on the tweet but decided against it. 5 is quite a different era once separated from the rest of classic who, and I don't think it really deserves the dislike it gets. Would do a long Neo-tier post on it but I'm mid breakfast


>gwaad doesn't know who ingiga is


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buffy reboot would be shit desu




It's not a reboot, it will be shit though.



Earthshock's praise is a scathing comment on Who fandom. Utter farce.



so it's a soft reboot?



wtf I hate Earthshock now?


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Reminder that Nilso is so white he genuinely doesn't know what aioli is.



>soft reboot

I don't understand why people insist on using terms centered around "reboot" these days. From what I've seen, it will be centered around a new slayer. So a sequel series.


I liked the part where they used the same set at a different angle and pretended it was a different location



HAhaha. They blocked me for saying Death in Heaven was a good episode



Soft reboot is a perfectly valid term for what it actually means but yeah I see a Frasier sequel series called a "reboot" and I'm like wtf



I'd never heard of it until that Greg video. We don't get that over here in the UK. On further investigation it sounds quite nice.



We do get it in the UK, you're just blindingly white.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What /who/re does this remind you of?



He cares more about Reylo now


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Reminder that stunning new revelation about Nilso


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Still never had/eaten/seen it before that


tfw no doggo


ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXwOW9eHfVc



is he wearing high heels



Fun fact: I was literally the first view for that video


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




I get what people mean by it I just don't see it being a particularly useful term, especially in this situation. Nobody calls TNG a "soft reboot" of the original Star Trek series.

Having said that, I wouldn't be surprised if this new slayer series ended up just being a lazy imitation of Buffy. Actually, I'd be somewhat surprised if it ever got out of pre-production.



I think for something like TFA or Jurassic World, "soft reboot" is a genuinely useful descriptor, but I guess we can't expect people to actually use these terms correctly (I bet The Return is mischaracterised as a reboot, let alone a soft reboot, on loads of places).



What do you class The Return as?


What would a nilso soft reboot be like?



A third season; even "sequel series" I think is an awkward description. Even "The Return" is a marketing term, not from Lynch, that fandom has globbed onto because it's such a fantastic, succinct way to describe season 3, but it was written as a third season and that's what I'd say it is.

If S3 had featured a new girl being killed and a similar investigation to S1/S2 happening in the town of Twin Peaks, and the whole season was like an echo of the original series but with new characters, I'd call it a soft reboot. If it was set in a new continuity with new actors carrying out the story of the original series I'd call it a reboot. If the show had a new name ("The Three Coopers") I'd call it a sequel series. But it's just a third season of Twin Peaks.



Perhaps something like "continuation", then?



Yeah that works. Something like Star Trek I think is a muddier thing because it's my understanding it's kind of like sequel series but as anthologies? Like you don't need to see TOS to see TNG, but they are the "same show", but different shows?


Take the Whiteness Test /who/. How many foods have you tried from Section 1? How many from Section 2? Your Section 2 score minus your Section 1 score is your overall Whiteness Score.

-Section 1-


jerk chicken





yum cha


anything halal

-Section 2-





brussels sprouts

potato salad



anything kosher

I'm interested to hear Nilso's score




>I think for something like TFA or Jurassic World

Those are literally the only two examples I could think of too. And yeah, I get why people classify them as that I just don't think it's super helpful term to have, especially at a time where people can barely use "reboot" correctly.

People even call the 2005 series a reboot or a remake, rather than a revival. There's too many R words.


I'm not a huge Star Trek fan, I've been meaning to watch it all for probably literally a few years now but I've been moving through the original series at a snail's pace, but that's right. Each show follows a different captain on a different ship at a different time. It gets confusing when some of the movies/shows belong to different canons, but I'm not enough of a nerd to understand that.







i-is that nilsy?



No matter how much you want it I'm not going to ban you, chap.




Ocean's 8 is apparently an actual soft reboot too. Fallout 3. DC Rebirth. Superman Returns. Star Trek 09. But yeah I get what you mean.

Revival's a good one. I think we have to concede only types like us will actually recognise what's distinct about these terms.

I saw a new Star Trek series was announced today. I've got no interest in the show myself (I enjoy some of the movies though) but I'm sure DW and ST fandoms share a lot, being pretty adjacent.


Reminder that you aren't in any place to criticise others for being white. It's Okay To Be White anyway. :^)



Section 1 - Plantain/Jerk Chicken/Hummus/Jalapeño

Section 2 - Kale/Polenta/Quorn/Currywurst

Read the chart wrong, my apologies. Score should be 0.



You've never had potato salad?



Don't think so, no.



>Potato salad



>this level of backtracking


Nilsolas Maduro



it's called not reading properly before post, you fucking chode



It's a new show starring Patrick Stewart which is absolutely nuts. Not just because he was the star when the show was at its most popular, but because he's almost fucking 80 years old. I'm not even a fan and I find it exciting. Can't imagine what form the show will take



You'll be revising your score to -9 next.


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Are the writers good




Rian Johnson signed on for the pilot




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Are they ever?




…are he and mcganon actually talking? i thought that was just a meme


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Post dishonest filmmaking



what do you mean by this



To accept the 50th as a quality episode is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head. t is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than the work of a hack, a useful tool for the BBC to trot out to say "Hey, we're making kino!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation it receives, let alone the wide praise it has got. The episode trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the 50th fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of televised kino it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground

I have about as much respect for the 50th as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

Imagine sitting next to a 50th fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" dollop of continuity. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as Hurran pans shots in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time "based" meme actor John Hurt is on screen.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.

It is coca-cola puberty. It is Lynx body spray. It fucking sucks. It is dishonest filmmaking.




oh okay thanks


Morph, can we talk?


Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from reading >>75116 . I feel like I'm going to explode.


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seriously is this the same nilso as nilsy's leaving video?



I don't think so but the resemblance is there. Nilso has friends in high places. That little Nilsoid.



Two different chaps


Are you more of a Nilcel or a Nilsoid?


Remember that nilsy's leaving video is 10 years old now so he would have aged since then








when was the last time we had a doctor who episode with a "cast is killed off one by one until there's only 1/2 left" plot?



Heaven Sent.



Maybe Sleep No More?



nice blog



SNM is what I was thinking of too

I feel like the moff era tends to shy away from stories with excessive death whereas the RTD era embraced it, but I haven't done empirical analysis on it


>Something wrong?

>It's the repair shop. What kind of idiot would steal a faulty TARDIS?

>Doctor, Doctor.

>Yes, what is it? What do you want?

>Sorry, but you're about to make a very big mistake.

I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million pieces and there's only one thing I remember. I have to save the Doctor.

He always looks different.


But I always know it's him.

Sometimes I think I'm everywhere at once, running every second just to find him.


Just to save him.

>Doctor! Doctor?

But he never hears me.


Almost never.

I blew into this world on a leaf. I'm still blowing. I don't think I'll ever land.

I'm Clara Oswald. I'm the Impossible Girl. I was born to save the Doctor.


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One day you meet the Doctor. And of course, it's the best day ever. It's just the best day of your life. Because, because he's brilliant, and he's funny, and mad, and best of all, he really needs you. The trick is, don't fall in love. I do that trick quite a lot, sometimes twice a day. And once you start running, you start to forget, slowly. After a while, you just stop asking. Who are you? Where are you from? What set you on your way and where are you going? Oh, and what is your name? You get used to not knowing. I thought I never would. I was wrong. I know who he is. I know how he began and I know where he's going. I know the truth about the Doctor and his greatest secret. The day we went to Trenzalore.


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From the beginning, she was impossible. The Impossible Girl. I met her in the Dalek Asylum. Never saw her face, and she died. I met her again in Victorian London, and she died. Saved my life both times, by giving her own. But now she's back and we're running together, and she's perfect. Perfect in every way for me. Except she can't remember that we ever met. Clara. My Clara. Always brave, always funny, always exactly what I need. Perfect. Too perfect. Get used to not knowing. I thought I never would. I was wrong. I know who Clara Oswald is. I know how she came to be in my life, and I know what she will always mean. I found out the day we went to Trenzalore.



he totally wanted to fuck her, what a nonce


>it's a vagueposting episode


nilsos sexuality is vague



Who is vagueposting?


11 was a sexual predator


we have gone 5 years without a companion-doctor romance plot

how does it feel?



You sure about that?






2018-2013 = 5

river doesn't count



You may be missing the forest for the trees.



He’s sweet, kind and caring



So is dilbert. Doesn't make him a viable companion for 5.


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You take the can of Original Monster —the story ends, you wake up in your bed at 7am as your father starts up his John Deer Lawn Tractor. You take the can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra—you stay in the suburbs, and I show you how fast this lawnmower goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.



good post


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boom truk just arive




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sloaths here



what has trump done in office that has benefited russia?







his existence benefits russia because putin PUT HIM IN OFFICE and has the PISS TAPE so he'll do whatever they say no matter what.



it ALWAYS fucking comes down to this for them



Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera


when was the last time doctor who actually aired at teatime?




oh yeah, tom baker… now that was a real doctor who..



airs at like 7:40 here, that could easily be in time for din dins



now din dins…there was a good meal


Yeah that’s exactly it. If it has a moral core that’s really about actions, whereas in Capaldi’s era is seemed to be into words and internal struggles (and that's a bad thing!)



Wasn't pisstape a /pol/ thing? I'm pretty sure it was.



little lunch… now that was a real break for students in primary school, nothing like this recess crap today.



there are posts archived from before the pisstape was publicised that seem to suggest that's certainly possible



It was part of the steele (british spy) dossier on trump, it was partially funded by jeb! and the DNC if i recall and was one of the key bits of evidence that led to the FBI getting approval to spy on drumpf, despite it being considered a complete fabrication now.


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i could be wrong though i haven't kept up with this as much as i'd like, there IS a slight chance pee pee tape is real but i doubt it.



Little lunch was great. 15 minutes to run around and eat string cheese


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>tfw dont eat cheese



Is that what you call it, skelly?





god the 2016 election was fucking kino



>that one kid who brought in Lunchables every day


I don't know about you guys, but the Doctor should be god.



t. a white cishet man



t. a white cishet man


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Now poppas…there was a good drink


>still no actual deities in doctor who

fucking pussies, sci-fi fags get the bullet



no, we had recess at my school



john wiles wanted dr who to meet god




don't ever forget it :)



In primary school I had little lunch and big lunch, in high school it was recess and lunch though


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now roll ups…. that was a snack.


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you make it impossible to forget that you're a white cishet man.


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>tfw you had to say the rosary before lunch everyday in primary school


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why did they have to go bros????



we got them in The Greatest Show in the Galaxy Part 4, and everyone seemed to love that.


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Now LCMS….there was a real snack



They still sell Frubes here


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roll ups were shit

lcms were true recesskino






We weren't allowed something so sugary


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anyone else have these kino fuckers


everyone knows that space invaders were the true patrician snack


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>rocking into school with this in your sandwich



cheese and bacon >> pizza >>>>> bbq >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest

honorable mention: chicken crimpys



cheese and bacon has the diseased looking pink spots, no thank you


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ywn roll up a slice of devon with tomato sauce in the middle as a snack again



>8% of daily sugar intake

>too sugary

the absolute nanny state


>getting a bottle of cadet and a pack of crisps on the last day of term

Feels good


lunch all throughout school was shit because I can't stand cold savoury food, most of the time I would just hold off until I got home and eat something real then



Hot food at home…now there was a real meal


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now this was epic



once i saw my 5 year old cousin rub a slice of devon on his crotch while naked and eat it. after that moment i never touched devon again



I wish I could delete your post.



those fucking pringle holders enforcing a portion size


>that year 8 kid that would order pizza in high school

>that kid that came to school after his mum bought him maccas on the way


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Someone in my school put a dop shit into one of these. Never touched one again



>dop shit




Susan, the granddaughter of the man the doctor is loomed from. He took her with him when he left Gallifrey


>wandering into tesco before school for a breakfast roll

nothing better



dog but with spelling errors


remember the little fucking nutella things





always hated nutella



delete this




We only got choco spread



delet this right now


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t. sugarbabbies


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Loving every laugh



chocolate is basically the only sugary food I eat and you can't take that away from me



I'm doing the opposite; you can have my share of nutella



be quiet you insignificant specimen



As quiet as fandom has been post Tennant?


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>oh too sugary for me! ill take the vegan option if you supply it…


Nilso likes pretzel pieces.



the fandom increased significantly with matt smith



eating some rn



Does anyone have the loss edit version of this?


imagine crushing a streamchads balls in the palm of your hands



stop you alopecia ridden ballbag


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You'd have to clean the cum off your hands after



he'd rather lick it off


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Got me there, babe


sloath i dont understand the ending of mission imposible 1 with the cinema carribean aruba gag


Two weeks ago

>300K+ signatures on the petition

>GOTG cast writes open letter

>largely negative reception, backlash against Disney's immediate firing


>petition is forgotten

>story has become stale, people already moving on



The Davison era has the only episode of Doctor written by a woman as well as directed by a woman so I’m surprised a notorious SJW like Cats hates it


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



thoughts on that nyt writer that hates the white devil?



matt lucas



she's based and pinkpilled


Nilso supports transhumanism solely because it means white people, who are the richest, will finally have the biggest dicks


what's the bet theres gonna be a huge twist with one of the companions without literally any hints or foreshadowing prior, in true chibnall fashion



bradders will be a pedo but he'll have married her once it was legal so it's okay



The Doctor finds tons of loli on Bradders phone



Don't worry, it's provided by therapists so it's ok!


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cheeky greg



Americans maybe. At least they all left after Capaldi



gay greggie WHEN



t. Immigrant


bradders will ____




Be liked much more than Yas and Ryan by all the white male fans of the show.



Be racist. Every episode will end with him discovering that his prejudices are based on false information and he will apologise to Jodie


White privilege is saying the Doctor would never have a racist friend when we’ve had multiple Churchill episodes


yas will be liked most by white male fans who want to prove they arent stereotypical white males


*tssssst* *crack* Yup, this one's goin in my belly.



What a learning experience for Nilso.


>the valiant child who will die in battle!

>it isn't a battle

>she doesn't die



Now RTD….there was a shit writer



It was named the Battle of Canary Wharf and she was listed among the dead so this alien in the future was correct from his point of view



Yes, but you can't tell me that was RTD's main reasoning behind the line.


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>tfw you remember that the series 11 music is probably gonna be boring incidental BBC One garb with little to no carrying themes and completely forgettable



but its a NEW COMPOSER and thats CHANGE therefore ITS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The leaked clip had temporary music until the actual thing is written



source: your ass

not that it matters, im basing it off the fact that despite the new guys music being good, he hasnt shown anything that would give me hope that he would even be half as good as marigold



Saigan Antikino


Lads barry chuckle is fucking dead



Guys I'm fucking crying

Turn on rec.arts.doctor.who RIGHT NOW

oh, cheers jon blum =(



>tfw faked hype for the new composer because i so desperately wanted it to be kino but deep down i know its gonna be shit




should have been Cristobal DeVeer. Utopia and Dirk Gently had amazing soundtracks


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where were you when bary chuckle was kill

I was moving sofa


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Also interested to know who submitted this banner


when nilsos playing shooter games he sets his mouse to High Sensitivity to reflect his state of mind


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morph and slo fighting for neo's attention


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found the inspiration for the new sonic



There's enough of me to go around



morph only has eyes for nilso


morphs showing his brown eye to nilso



morph can't have eyes for anyone ever again. morph's still blind.


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Blind to the struggles of others maybe.


cats has four eyes for kinda


glasses chads rise up



I always forget those two both wear glasses.


what colour are your glasses kinda






what colour are yours, mayoid?



>he doesn't have colourful glasses




bright blue



wow you are gay



wow gato wow



and you have the estrogen to call someone else soy?


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the kitty



didn't you just get married to a man???


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Would you a cats, /who/?



last time i check a certain someone interrupted the ceremony.


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if I had to get glasses I would get something like pic related

thin square frames


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pretty similar but mine arent as rounded and a little thicker. gotta get new ones though.


all glasses seem to be thin these days, can you even get thick ones? for men i mean.



thick ones are too soy


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nilsos in tears



i i ever needed glasses i would like thick ones


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these are novelty glasses you wear to dress up right




unironically love these cats, i bet you rock em


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cats's glasses



if these came in purple or red I'd wear the fuck out of them



i rock them like nilso rocks out to ac dc with a can of monster



I saw acka dacka live back in 06…now there was a show….


neos a yoomer


2006.. now that was a year… back when men were men and bush was president…


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name my band


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what did cheetah mean by this?



What's a yoomer


4th of september…now that was a day…






I have the southern cross on my right shoulder but my left is bare - should I get a Monster tattoo? They company pays you to get them I assume, as advertising?



gen y zoomer



I was born in the early 90s generally.



Genuinely vile. Why are you partaking in capitalism?

Just joking cats, babe, I've never liked thick glasses, mine are made of some bendy carbon fibre stuff. I've never before considered the idea of wearing thick glasses before, let alone in blue. Am I mistaken to think that they're black on the front?



that makes you gen y


nilso wears glasses :o



I only like two ACDC songs


gig wears glasses :o



I'm a millennial?



You like all of them then?



get the australian flag with a red and white monster M in place of the union jack



I hate the flag



they are black on the front


2 more than me, boomer


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Lets get matching tats



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and Highway to Hell





imagine the response in america if someone said this

sometimes I forget that american kids are literally indoctrinated into worshipping their flag by reciting a chant every day at school



defacing it with the monster logo is the perfect political statement because only boomers like the flag


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Kinda's flag



why have you posted the flag of gig's gay commune off the coast of queensland?


cats doesnt get invited to australia day parties



some flags are pretty unaesthetic tbqh


kinda participated in the cronulla riots



Good point. I like some alternate flag designs I've seen, but even after removing the Jack it's still a lame flag imo.




My family doesn't celebrate it but I usually have an ironic BBQ with mates.


i was 7 years old during the cronulla riots (which i took part in)



You were born in 98??



don't know what that is but based




the cronulla riots were race riots


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southern cross on my right peck, bash the lebs on my left



woah i thought you were like 21


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I literally didn't know that the cronulla riots happened until I was 20 and a muslim friend mentioned them in passing

I was 10 at the time and must have been sheltered from it or otherwise oblivious



i mean ill be 21 in like 6 months



@ me then


>One of the Lebanese men reportedly responded to the accusations, "I'm allowed to; now fuck off and leave our beach", to which a lifesaver responded, "I come down here out of my own spare time to save you cunts from drowning".

based lifeguard desu


kindas 6feet


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kinda flag



why am i completely unsurprised that the prospect of a race riot in australia has excited you so much


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according to my mates im 6ft but they're all taller so i dont feel it most of the time.



went to go and check what the deal was and that passage jumped out to me


don't be staring at me with them frog eyes


all of my friends at university are various races of color and they keep calling me tall, which is really weird for me since I grew up in a mostly white school and was an average height there



same, im taller than basically everyone at my uni that isnt white.



that's some of that height privilege getting you ahead in life


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wish the clubs at my uni werent so shit, theres a "sci-fi club" but i feel like it'll put me on the verge if interacted with them at all



Do what you need with them, then broom them fast



never even bothered with clubs desu, didn't have the time and couldn't justify the extra travel, plus my second hand hearing of club politics always sounded like minecraft server tier drama




There are often femoids present. You don't have to stay in the club.



i wanna get involved in the political clubs purely because of the events they do but i dont wanna get boxed in a lib club or labor club.


main reason desu, been wasting my time at uni as far as meeting people is concerned so far.



Don't forget to use the DENNIS system


kinda wants to join the anime club



In my experience the political ones are the best, you'll get crazies but less actual Nilsoid types. But yeah it might be worth going to at least one SF club meetup or whatever to check out if there are any good birds present.



>join policital group

>try spread support for nilsos cross-planetary system



If we must



>you'll get crazies but less actual Nilsoid types




my mate added me to the liberal clubs group and it's part kekistani maga trump lovers young boomers, unironic young libs (scum of the earth) and a small amount of people just taking the piss (me). haven't checked out any of the lefty ones yet.


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/who/ server when?


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this is BASED lauren southern holding this clubs magazine


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>part kekistani maga trump lovers

You know what to do, Kinda.



What's up?




>open link in incognito mode

>black window

>nope the fuck outta there



Drag your mouse along it.











bad case of sugma


morph has a bad case of smegma



Are you still thinking of doing Saturdays stream again 2 hours before Tuesdays stream for you


What was played in the TW stream yesterday?



that wasn't me lol


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I'm gonna start in the next ten minutes, if anyone wants to join me or if anyone is here now who couldn't make it yesterday let me know and we'll stream them again



Dragonfire Part 1



Morph - I will always be here for you. Of course I'll be there.


TW rewatch (and relisten I suppose) in 6 minutes


>William Russell will attend Gallifrey One in LA in February 2019

Not going away anytime soon apparently



Still not bitten



Anon 2 here, I have black glasses also


fast bottom haha



t. not Nilso



I'll remove this in a second



nevermind, based other mod



Please, there are nilsoids present. Kindly keep this sort of behaviour in the privacy of your own house



Nilsoids probably like that kind of stuff. It's the nilcels I'd be worrying about.


I missed the post, what was it



The work of a het.


>>75420 Ew was it straight porn?



it was a bot with a lewd image and a link



Worse it was a het femoid looking for hets to breed with



I'm sure it sexually excited some of the hets here.


Are you ever surprised that we don’t get more strays here considering how often we’re on the front page of 8ch?


haha touchwoo d


everytime I remember 50/50 I get irreconcilably verged



In fact I get even more irreconcilably verged when I remember that the Black TARDIS Arc is one of my favorite arcs in all of Who


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>more Irish

>pattys day



Somebody said Guinness?


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This is the worst feed in seed history



Remember when they showed his lil bart and the theatre audience applauded


What writer's name has to appear on screen for you to know you're in for some unmitigated kino



How did they get away with showing a 10 year old kids genitals in a mainstream movie? Is it just because it’s a gag?



Peter Harness



None, because Briggs Finish doesn't have a screen.



Lawrence Miles



Paul Cornell


Shaggerfags are worse than Moffags


I want the bookfags and the BFfags to share a planet so I can see the chaos it causes.



>share a planet

nilsos crying



The opposite if it appears on a comic



At least we're both better than JNTfags and RTDfags


Was god emperor a saying before MAGA chuds used it for trump? Miles refers to Executive Producer Moffat as god emperor in a blog



>MAGA chuds

okay this is chapo


Comicfags are the worse



At least we can all agree that Lozfags are the worst of the bunch.



I’ve actually never listened to chapo but I think I get a lot of their stuff second hand on twitter



Yeah God Emperor was absolutely a saying, SF nerds would know it from Dune and it was an actual concept.


early and often


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You have no idea how much this sentiment genuinely verges me.



>the author added a bird jumping out a tree for no reason at all they just wanted to waste your time with an extra sentence or two



I loved English so much



this reads like someone in year 10 wrote it



English/History was the GOAT.


Please embellish.


ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/FKQLoxjZUeI



>Romeo and Juliet - "With short summary/annotated"

why even read it lmao



That reminds me of that zoomer that wanted to make an app that can condense novels into chapter summaries with a few levels of reading difficulty in between



absolutely disgusting



Generally the students who cared would read the full text, and the students who didn't would just skate along on the summaries.




>Tommy Pistol

>not Tommy Gunn





Also is that the "I'm the Cook." guy?



April, always her, meh


How much do we know about Marigold? Is he a fan? Was he always one?



>never read to kill a mockingbird in english


DWE Proudboys?


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No wonder Nilso's upset about Barry Chuckle dying.



he died today, leave the cunt alone before I make a mistake



>the post…urged politicians to strip migrants of their citizenship if they left the country to join a terror group

Frankly I don't see how anyone can disagree with this suggestion



Barry "Show Muslims your knuckle" Chuckle


Would Frank Skinner have been better than Matt Lucas?


Doctor DW Who



As Nardole? Maybe.



Not as Perkins?


sherlock holmes and dr watson in stream


Nilso, current leader of the Nilsian Interplanetary Galactic Government Association came to Barry's defence, calling on people to "leave the cunt alone".



>before I make a mistake

wow so badass



No, he has limited acting range.




I'm a simple man. I see Briggs Finish, I upvote.



Is it free? If so I'll give it a listen and let you know.



Same old, same old. Just Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson in Baker Street.



I listened to it yesterday, sounds pretty intriguing and McKormak is usually solid.

M8B good



Chucklevision haters go to their own planet



Part 1 is on the Briggs Finish For Free section, but I can't find a download link.



>is available as an exclusive download to subscribers of the Briggs Finish newsletter



Signed up for the newsletter but I don't seem to be able to download it. I don't think I'd have to wait for confirmation first via email, do I?




You need a password given in the newsletter




Ah, no download then. Fair enough, I'll trust >>75487's opinion on the subject.



We made it Barbara! Berlin 1961!



what a chad



There used to be a soundcloud page that had all of the free Briggs Finish episodes up.



There used to be a wall in the middle of Berlin.




Better days.


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