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Australia Edition

Look at these bogans >>83797


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got this in the mail what does it mean idk lads


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What is seppo?

t. Sheltered aus



short for septic tank meaning yank (american)


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should have been pickwoad memorial edition


Yo, Nilso?




Just wanted you to know that you are homosexual.


Genuinely considering getting a soytendo switch but I don't know if I can justify an excess of £300+ on something I might not even play that often



it's still early-to-middle days of the console, a cheaper revision should come out in the next year or two


Thank fuck Tonightly is getting cancelled. My dad is always watching it and every time I hear part of it I’m overwhelmed by cringe.


Kanye West trolled on purpose. He made this sample 2 minutes long for a reason, this song was supposed to be the point of emphasis. The whoopty was just to give the song clout, and all this leftist shit he doing is trying to unite the sides or at least finesse his way into their heart so that he could gain some influence to help both sides, white and others. People really have trouble coming to grip with this theory, because they aren’t free thinkers. Kanye West is admittedly bad at moving in a diplomatic manner, but his intentions are good. His tweets about slavery were about MENTAL slavery, the media didn’t want to adknowledge that, because let’s fuck over Kanye West for the Press. Please screenshot, repost, share, do what you can to get this message out, because this song should be our International Anthem, and he hinted at that. We must lift ourselves and strive for our liberty of the mind if we want to be happy as a whole.



I used to love Patton, now I wanna kick that cuck



didn't it only start last year?



If they do change to a Sunday air date, what will that mean for Australia?



they should just let us air it on sundays like we usually do, who cares if we get it before bongs



We will start getting the episodes two weeks after the UK again so it will air on Sundays. The boomers that watch it on tv won’t notice that it’s late



b-but what about whovians?!?!?!?!



Just watch it on iview at 5am Monday



But muh commonwealth


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Two hours?

Unless dilbertwho shows up (and Ingiga well might too), it'll probably just be you and me TOS :)



I can be there but I can't make it to all of it if there are delays past that




If we did that time consistently (2 hours, well really 1 hr+43 minutes from now), would that alleviate some of your timing issues, or is today just a lucky day when you're not as busy tonight?



it'll alleviate a few but not all



Please keep me updated at any rate, I'm always going to be keen to stream with you.


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>It's real

What the fuck?



boomer channel



>video essays






When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.

Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."

They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death…

Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.

Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.

They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.

Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.

It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released – its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.



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I'm not really a conspiracy theorist but I genuinely believe RLM has people making constant threads about them on /tv/



Yeah, they're called fans.



Yeah, they're called fags






Да, их называют педерастами



found the trump supporter


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Et il est un jour arrivé

Marteler le ciel

Et marteler la mer

Et la mer avait embrassé moi

Et la délivré moi de ma caille

À rien ne peut m'arrêter maintenant



This would make a nice album cover



Redpill me on this story & conspiracy?



Pyramid at the End of the World is an unintentional madcap comedy


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/who/ meet up?




That would be so epic.



Don't get me wrong. Australia has the most vacant land on Earth, they should take all the immigrants.


skelly x kinda meetup at the trump rally

kinda brings the lube




I might actually go to the rally and get pissed, could be fun




Instant Karma


Mind Games




Jealous Guy


Watching the Wheels


Woman is the Ni– you know what, nah


Starting Over


How Do You Sleep


Steel and Glass



The bantz wall was a legitimately great piece of design. Totally convincing as a hunk of diamond despite just being some plastic bags.



Enjoy getting punched in the back of the head



I love that song



Now that I'd pay to see.




the wall was just plastic bags?



> getting punched

violence is for fags

>back of the head

coward fags



w-whos gonna punch me..?


hiyaaaaaaaa hi hi hi hi hiyaaaaaaaaa



I was the dream weaver, but now I'm reborn

I was the walrus, but now I'm John



- Liam Gallagher


John Lennon had all missing episodes on his vault. He was a massive doctor who fan.

Yoko used all the tapes as an art project in 1982.



Which Doctor's favourite song is Imagine and why is it 9?



because he played Lennon



Definitely not 9. "Imagine" is definitely not a song about being secure in your own masculinity.



based yoko ono verging reddit nerds once again



Masculine guys bomb others, don't need to imagine peace


imagine drumpf not president….


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He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked



Imagine her turn


7th doctor posts "John Lennon beats his wife" to Reddit comment sections and truly believes that he is the only person to know about this, after he posts it he sits in his chair and laughs while tapping his fingers together


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9, like Eccleston, only has a masculine exterior



imagine russia not hacking



Imagine being responsible for a shitty campaign and not blaming boogymen



He was a poor bullied kid from the North, boo hoo



No, he was the bully.


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>Yoko Ono doesn't make real art, she just screams!





but 16 intelligence agencies literally confirmed it was because of foreign hacking……………………


imagine being verged that someone revealed your dirty secrets and blaming them for you losing



I've never even listened to Yoko before



giv uz som o yer crisps


>tfw yoko won't let paul release carnival of light because it's too avant-garde even for her



that is not true



it's something you would say regardless


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tell me, does a /who/re such as yourself ever experience fear?






I fear adults who watch anime sure.


I genuinely can't believe how much of a better experience /who/ is with Kinda filtered.



probably, even though I just said I've never actually heard anything she's done


I fear an enemy older than time.





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Yoko has been the catalyst for so many great things.Without her we wouldn't have gotten the superior band Wings or the look on Chuck Berry's face when she started wailing and banging on the bongo during johnny b goode



While I was partying, they studied the blade.


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Now the barbarians are at the gate, and I have the audacity to ask them for help


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What /who/re does this remind you of?




What about the Powers of the Anime?






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I don't get this



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Should the opportunity arise, vomit me flies

Flies vomit me, together’s unwise, sever all ties

Should the opportunity arise, vomit me flies

Flies vomit me, vomit green eyes


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close your eyes and pretend you're fries


TOS' presence is pure heaven.


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*glass breaks*




Seriously, Doctor Mysterio feels like an ep delivered from an alternate universe's version of Twelve's era.


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I think the idea is that 11 looks like a giant in these pics.


>series airs in less than a month

>complete media silence after seppocon

oh nonononononononon


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TOS, you around?



Mysterio might be one of my favorite Capaldi episodes.


We'll start in 30min, fingers crossed TOS shows up by then


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why not borad?



I'm not saying I dislike it. But I am saying it feels out of place, with its weird foreshadowing for an "aliens take over UNIT" arc that never gets followed on, or 12 and Nardole having a different dynamic than the one they'll have in Series 10.


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>it's a shit Colin Baker story has unusually good production design episode



>it feels out of place

It is a christmas episode in a gap year. The dynamic was a bit different and going back I guess it is kind of jarring. Maybe it was from a different timeline, it's one of those questions I would expect to come up to moffat if he's keen on attending cons.


Does anybody here have an aversion to multi-Doctor stories?



Is Austin Powers still relevant?


so did anyone else think cyberpunk looks kinda just okay? nothing in it really made me think it's next gen or groundbreaking



the australian political humor mindset is about 20 years behind the rest of the world


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Mike Meyers brings it up every couple of years, saying there's talk of a new one. With Troyer dead and seth green not likely to return it will hopefully never happen. Not even his best "solo" film (embed related). Since he's such an anglophile, I'm kind of surprised he didn't do a doctor who parody. His character on the gong show could be retooled into something doctor like.







I don't mind the graphics and animations and stuff but worldbuilding aspect looks very very promising



which comes first, legacy of the daleks or war of the daleks




War of the Daleks was released first.



thanks anon, gonna read both of them



Legacy of the Daleks is part of a small arc from Longest Day, Legacy, Dreamstone Moon and Seeing I but Longest Day isn’t good and Legacy explains what’s going on at the start.



Legacy of the Daleks is excellent but plays best if you've heard S4 of the EDAudios.


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but when will we get a cyberpunk legend of zelda game?


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Fucking sick of wiles' SJW morals.


"SJW" actually stands for "Super John Wiles".



Whelan finally on suicide watch




Doctor Who would be so much better if they hadnt introduced the SJW agenda in 1963. Ever since that woman Verity, and that canadian jew Sydney took over, the show has been a fucking mess


Matt Smith in Star Wars IX




So happy for Matt, he's finally gotten a proper big break. He won't have to kill himself! This is so exciting for him. Hope it's a juicy role.

Unrelated, but I condemn Gareth Roberts; I enjoy a lot of his writing but his transphobia is repulsive.


9/11 on a tuesday

pew pew






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Truly, he has become a consomme man.


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ah, a nilsoid


Will we reach post #100000 before Series 11?



He come to me with money in his hand

He offered me, I didn't ask him

I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that

When I got out, I was in that

I was already through that, I had that

I had the studio, I went to the studio

I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'




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Get get get get

Got got got got

Blood rush to my

Head lit hot lock

Poppin’ off the

Fuckin’ block knot

Clockin’ wrist slit

Watch bent thought bot



saw this as a webm in a /gif/ thread once

I've been thinking about it for months



The audio makes it better



Could he be wearing glasses or something else reflective over his eyes?


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I've seen loads of people freak out about this video out-of-context but it's just a Radiohead video directed by none other than Richard Ayoade.


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>Matt Smith shows up in Star Wars IX

>It's literally the Eleventh Doctor

>Disney now own Doctor Who


Matt killed Peaches Geldof when she was chosen to replace him, write on your diary



>Solves all the plot in the last 5 minutes of the film using the sonic

>I am The Doctor starts playing



Still a better resolution to the sequel trilogy at this stage than Abrams will actually be able to come up with




Can Matt play anything else?

he is more typecast than fucking Tom himself



what the actual fuck? how are his eyes doing that though?



he's a replicant



>he is more typecast than fucking Tom himself

Legitimately redpill me on this, do you find his roles after Doctor Who to all fit into a pattern of being Doctor like? Would you say that about The Crown? I haven't watched it.



Not that anon but he's nothing like 11 in the Crown.



his face is the same, every time he smirks he is back as doc



>his face is the same



>every time he smirks

he can't change his mannerisms. by that logic leo was playing the same character in the revenant as he did in the basketball diaries



in fact, it's not even mannerisms (because often times with good skill those can be changed), it's his literal face



he chose to anchor his characterization on his dweebie face



>his face is the same

No shit


He is such a charicature that Dudperson could emulate him almost perfectly


Pulling a "hudini"

Definition: It is when a dude is fuckin some girl doggy style. Then switches with a friend. Then runs out the window and waves to the girl.


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Turn Left




May the fez be with him



>average man your basic Joe on the street. love TWD a Trump supporter #MAGA



Trumpsters don't like TWD

get your references right



that's literally the bio of someone who replied to the tweet



got meself verged


I love zombies, but zombies that don't die when shot on the head.



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Would you eat one?


Remember this post from May?


Well, if you go back to the blog now, you might notice that something has changed…something has been removed…


Who can spot it?



Sam is a rapist, apparently.


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Good thing google's web cache always comes through so we can still see what he originally said.

>After the "will they wont they" of the last few seasons



Pocs don't rape, they enrich culturally



Fuck off Judy.


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based colin greenwood



what is he doing with Matt?

why is tenners the main one?


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He actually looks better lately than he has since 2013



He stopped doing coke



Would you let Matt fug once you if you could fug Sesska once?




I don't want to fug either



He keeps the same pose all the time, what a shame.

I am also the kind of autist that meets Doctors at cons and I always try to have the pictures be a bit different. I brought a curly blonde wig to Sylvester for our picture for example.



Pics or did not happen



fuck off judy



Who do you wanna fug?







*notices your bulge*

OWO whats this



A man's gotta eat I suppose. Cocaine isn't cheap.


is Rosa Parks episode happening?



You can save money by just eating the cocaine.


Toni Collette would be a amazing Doctor



But then your mouth gets all numb and irritated, you end up drooling everywhere, your gums bleed. Not a good look


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Fact: Death Grips have never released a song as experimental as this.



Rosa Parks and MLK. The Doctor needs to make sure MLK dies after one of her companions saves him


Another Fact: nilsos gay



This cringes me



Which flavour of gay?





We don't have mac and cheese here



Probably me ages 3-35. I have an unhealthy relationship with kraft dinner. Mac to a lesser extent because i'm extremely particular.



Would you send me one?



Sure. It's like a buck a box.




Ffs that's embarrassing >>84906

Do you really want it? It apparently caused dementia.



that's far too legitimately interesting and controversial an episode premise to actually happen

is the "mlk's death triggered more progress than he could have alive" argument even valid? I don't know enough about that era of history.

If it was just a 'muh fixed point' plot it'd too easily be considered disrespectful



I want but dont the shipping would be outrageous


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>is the "mlk's death triggered more progress than he could have alive" argument even valid?

oh boy



Pm or dm me somewhere.



>is the "mlk's death triggered more progress than he could have alive" argument even valid?

I'm going to say no, because his death has led to his legacy being neutered, completely recuperated by and subsumed within white supremacy.



mlk was a womanizer

mlk was a plagiarist

mlk was a veiled commie



>mlk was a veiled commie

And That's A Good Thing




I beg to differ



that's some deep sh*t



The idea of JNT



I'd let Matt fuck me with no lube if it meant I could rail Sesska while shouting Polish profanities at her.


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I am a simple whovian

I see a Dalek video

I click



toxic heterosexuality



toxic heteroSOYxuality


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Loz licensing out FP to obverse






A thread that's going perfectly well until Kinda, Cats or Judy show up and derail it with politics.



I'm sorry



Why are they making it so complicated? Can't they just say "you can buy 1 funko pop a week"?



no you're not



because that's not enough pops


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post rare sesskas


>In his first hundred days in office, President Daniel Strunk rolled back reforms passed over decades of previous administrations; he branded all media that did not confirm to his version of truth as ‘Fake News’, and signed Executive Orders to force through the most contentious of legislation without oversight.

>He was, to all but his most ardent supporters, of whom there were many, the very worst traits of humankind bound up in a single fleshsuit.

>Many thought that he was such a grotesque caricature, so exaggerated in his mannerisms, he could not possibly be real. It must be some sort of elaborate hoax. That the punchline would be coming any day now.

>Others said, ‘You couldn’t make this shit up.’

>Strunk was armoured against the mainstream media. The people no longer trusted their ‘fake news’. He remained unfazed by the outcry of scientists, politicians and Nobel Prize winners. The people were fed up with experts. His celebrity shone like chainmail.

>But when it came to celebrity, he cast a very small shadow when set against a genuinely popular icon, who would not be silenced. And ML Montague had that in spades.

>They duelled using the President’s weapon of choice: the inter-continental ballistic tweet.

>The dragon was slow-witted, his reptile brain merely dredged up whatever fleetingly crossed his mind as he channel-surfed extremist news stations and regurgitated soundbites. He had eaten his last speech writer. His opponent was a skilled wordsmith who had made a fortune from the worlds inside her head. Each barbed witticism was a rapier that slid between the dragon’s scales.

>The dragon did not stand a chance. He blamed the politicians, and claimed he could be trusted because he was not one of them. He spoke plainly, in the language of the ignorant, for he was fluent in it. But his gambit was flawed. Even for his fan base, things were getting worse. And Montague was quick to show them how.

>Once Montague had revealed the Emperor had no clothes, skewered him so savagely that even his most ardent supporters could not look away, Strunkomania evaporated.

This is a real excerpt from a published Faction Paradox book. M.L. Montague is a stand-in for J.K. Rowling.



And I thought NuWho was unsubtle.



Has real life fanfiction gone too far?



Is this from Weapons Grade Autism?


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>a skilled wordsmith who had made a fortune from the worlds inside her head.


>ML Montague

Wait. Wait. No. No.





hunter just came


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giga has died


ML Montagig


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>I'm kind of surprised he didn't do a doctor who parody

I mean, who would you say Austin Powers dresses like?


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>He won't have to kill himself!

It's never intentional.



Fair enough, but I mean more in the spiritual realm of the show, like powers was in like flint or james bond.



I don't recall the insatiable hunger, at least not for food. Was always very thirsty and parched however. Why do these infographs never mention numbness?



They always try to cover up the good effects. Energy, creativity, pain relief, things like that.




I never one had a good idea on blow despite being quite enthusiastic about it.




It's from "The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Enemy", Jay Eales' extremely-unsubtle story in … you can guess which anthology it's in. 2/3 of it is a literal biography of Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, J.K. Rowling, and Mark Millar, with the names changed and little else. What a classic boomerpost.


Imagine being so simultaneously anti-Trump and un-woke about JKR+HP in [current year].



>Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, J.K. Rowling, and Mark Millar

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things doesn't belong




That is a picture of me, lol


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In the story, the character of [Dumbledore-stand-in] is inspired by Alan Moore. And then at the end it's revealed that her dream/imagination-space is the same as Moore's and Morrison's. I don't really get it either.



What does any of it have to do with Faction Paradox?



did Sandifer write this?



>anyone from Eruditorum praising JK Rowling



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Wait, fuck! This means I'm going to have to watch another goddamned star wars movie. >>84824 >>84825


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boy, I sure do love cots


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Poor Troughton.



But why does 6 have normal pants?


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>4 not the tallest one there



>only nuwho doctors look normal


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it's funny because its true



Why does 1 have a sonic?

Why is 2 so small?

Why is 3 doing the "you know i had to do it to em" pose?

Why is 4 so short when he's actually the tallest actor to play the Doctor?

Why is 5 drawn as hot?

Why does 6 have normal pants?

Why does 7 look relatively normal and tall?

Why does 8 look nothing like McGann?

Why is War so short?

Why is 9 wearing blue pants?

Why is 10 wearing purple?

Why is 11 not wearing a coat?

Why does 12 have a chad cut?


can't believe matt smith's gonna be in battlestar galactica


is JK on the naughty list because she's apparently a TERF or is there something more I haven't heard?



No, she's just infuriatingly liberal.



Why not



so why do liberals not like her?



not canon



Her politics would be a joke even if she wasn't a closet terf



Liberals love her.

The left, however…



found the american


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doctor who equivalent?



Turn Left

Rings of Akhaten


Remember when JK kept insisting Labour was doomed in the runup to the 2017 GE, and then the morning after they took away the Tories' majority, she INSTANTLY changed the subject to defending Theresa May from misogynistic attacks so twitter would go back to yas queening her again.

I remember.


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Who's your daddy now, David?



Why do you fantasise about fucking a 12 year old girl from a freemium harry potter mobile game?


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A review for the Doctor Who Adventure Games on Amazon. Just found it amusing



Implying god emperor David wants to participate on this mess



Why are the Adventure games being sold on Amazon?



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Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion



>mplying god emperor David wants to participate on this mess



This is what Lawrence Miles does in his spare time now.



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>I would say, that if you’re talking about a line of progress, if it can be called progress, that runs from Berthold Brecht’s Threepenny Opera, to Donald Cammell’s Performance, to Harry Potter, I don’t think you can really see that as anything but a decline. I will also point out that if you’ve got, I believe twenty percent of young people polled said that they would be embarrassed if their mates caught them reading. That would seem to me to be a decline, and also I would say that if you’ve got the Avengers movie as one of the most eagerly attended recent movies, and if most of those attendees were adults, which I believe they were, then if you’ve got a huge number of contemporary adults going to watch a film containing characters and storylines that were meant for the entertainment of eleven year old boys fifty years ago, then I’ve got to say, there’s something badly wrong there, isn’t there?



Did Alan Moore really say that? If so he's equally based and completely wrong





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I think where he's really off base is singling out the stuff that's aesthetically 'kiddy' like Harry Potter or the MCU, when in fact the sanded-down perceptions of life/humanity/ethics/the world/etc. which saturate those franchises also proliferate in stuff that's nominally for adults. We have a (possibly manufactured) addiction to infantile shit and corporations who love to provide it.


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also reminder that Alan's version of Harry Potter in the League of Extraordinary Genlemen is the literal antichrist, went insane and massacred Hogwarts, shoots lightning bolts from his willy, and was eventually put down by Mary Poppins, who is apparently the god of all good children's fiction.

Apparently according to the original books this stern and quietly powerful version of Mary Poppins is completely in-character. Sounds a lot more interesting than what we got in that movie everyone's more familiar with these days.



To me where he's really fucked up is that he doesnt seem to understand that there has always been "highbrow" and "lowbrow" entertainment. He's singling out great stuff from the past and singling out stuff from the present that boils down to the common denominator of popularity.

I could counter Alan moore, and say that years ago, everyone was watching Monty Python and Airplane!, but now we're watching things like Arrival. I'd call that progression in terms of how thought provoking films are. But like Alan Moore, I'd be cherry picking. There's nothing wrong with liking something dumb, not everything has to be fucking shakespeare. Even Shakespeare's plays were full of toilet humour and dick jokes.

I guarantee that at every point in history there has been art, and there has been more lowbrow entertainment. Someone could point at Beethoven and Nicki Minaj, and claim that music has declined. But then, in Beethoven's time, I guarantee you there were also a thousand village musicians making up shitty songs about fuck all. and 90% of people wouldnt have had the money to hear beethoven's music, but would have had the money to go down to the pub, and hear mad jim sing his testicle song



How does it feel knowing you’re not the first one to post this in /who/


matt smith is playing one of the knights of ren



He'll be Hux's dad.


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Actually, if he plays a jedi that would be really cool because then we'd have another for the "good wizards in fairy tales" list.


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Can't forget


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>Arrival better than Airplane!

>Arrival better than fucking Monty Python

it would have made a decent half-hour episode of some low-budget sci-fi show like the Outer Limits that would take the timey-wimey concept and push it to the limit by trying to find any way it could to push the audience's buttons

instead we got a two-hour long slog through the mist of gloom which dropped any pretense of being about communicating with aliens halfway through and replaced it with a godawful student-film tier sob story that's supposed to show us how "deep" the time-bullshit is because it's "relatable". it isn't interested in actually exploring how a human would react if they could see through time, it only does enough to tie things up in a neat little bow so people see something familiar enough to know that they're watching a 'proper' film about 'proper' characters that have 'proper' feelings (gloom and doom), and that's how you know they did the sci-fi stuff 'properly', like for grownups.

the "cerebral" sci fi renaissance was an enormous fucking mistake. if it's advertised as "proper science fiction", and has cliche minimalist 2001-style visuals because "it's really about the ideas, and we don't know what aliens could really look like, so we shouldn't try too hard because it's more accurate that way", it probably means the people behind it are trying to compensate for their complete lack of imagination.

>>85003 has the right idea; fucking Gatiss has written episodes in the last few years that were more profound than Arrival


Is the War Machines good? Haven't seen it in about 5 years and can't remember thinking too highly of it.



what if i told you skelly was the biggest politicsposter on /who/?



Do you have proof?




Can we see it?



It’s okay. Very surreal first doctor story since he seems to have a base of operations in London, perhaps set up when he was hiding the Hand of Omega.



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He'll kill Kylo Ren and nail Rey while making full eye contact with the camera


Nilso, I need to ask you a question about your Shit Trips entry if you're around.


>none of the Time Team members even get paid

>they literally do it for free




They’re not doing much work, just meeting up with friends to watch Doctor Who while some wagie writes down what they say


they do it for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Time Team

More like shit team haha

why wasn't I invited



>implying they're actually friends



Only RTDguys allowed


Still waiting for Nilso lads.



he's busy laying slabs, come back later.



What is Christel?




Perhaps the atheists and child sex abuse victims in Ireland should simply move to their own planet. Leave the true Catholics in peace.



Ireland is slowly becoming pretty secular. I dont know anyone who goes to church. maybe the catholics should leave


Speaking of religions moving to a different planet, imagine an episode exploring ideas about religion in an expanding human empire. Muslims would have to pray to earth, because that's where mecca is. There'd be a planet called new Israel. Priests would be saying that aliens arent allowed into the church






You dont enjoy the angelus? Nothing like a load of bells banging away while I eat dinner


millers here



>There'd be a planet called new Israel.

that's nilso's planet




source on this? that's actually pathetic, fuck kind of unpaid """internship""" is it



They do it as part of their radical SJW plot to ruin fandoms view of Talons of Weng Chiang and call everyone who likes it racist.


after an encounter with some particularly spicy mayonnaise, nilso became the first recipient of a fully bionic tongue.


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Did you know there is a Shit Trips contributor who has written official, published Erimem™ content? This is undoubtedly the biggest crossover between /who/ and the world of Printed Canon since a letter from Frank Offerino was published in Doctor Who Magazine. This week he contributes an actual Erimem story, so now you can learn what all the hype around canon is about. You might also remember him from Volume 2's Eye of the Beholder and Fridging.

Also this is the first time in this book club that we've had two framing story chapters in one day. Intriguing.


Framing Story: Part 8 - All Epilogue

>by Neo


>by Nacho

What if RTD read Shit Trips?

Framing Story: Part 9 - I Was Much Better Off as a Coward

>by Neo


>by Bottle Universe

What if Erimem crossed over with the worlds of Star Trek and Blake’s 7, in a tale penned by a published Erimem author?

Read, enjoy, discuss, reflect, shitpost.

Got questions about a story? Was there something you thought was GOAT? Memeyness that made you laugh? Let us all know.

If you wrote a story and you want to answer/ask questions in authorial capacity, consider a temporary trip.

Make it obvious which story you're posting about, & browse sensibly if you don't want to get spoiled on any stories. Hide this post with Filter -> Post+ to hide all replies.

Out of the loop but want to jump in?

Get Shit Trips: Volume 2.5 here:


https://mega.nz/#!Uf4EDaLT!bIa_JP_rbyl7Pl9NKq8tLopyOzXJFhlSu6Z4VZnt4Uk (This is the updated edition, 2.5.1)

Last time: >>84116

All posts: https://8ch.net/search.php?search=name:Bookclubanon&board=doctorwho


The gigabus is here


The Last Jedi and Pyramid at the End of the World both suffer from the same writing flaws



the last jedi is shit because it is full off plot holes just like moffet who



the last jedi is written like a comedy of errors, except it expects you to take the plot seriously

the exact same can be said of pyramid



moffets writing is a comedy of errors


satevan maphomet DESTROYED dr who


Thoughts on Parma Violets lads?






Fuck you.



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He's getting fired


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>tfw don't care about filming photos anymore


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Thoughts on chicken parmas lads?



How dare he take pictures of the woods






They can still be fun



there's no fun when there's no autist drama involved



The Orford shenanigans were fun in their own way


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Come on Nilso. >>85020

Unlike you I have a busy schedule.


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>Healthy weight-wise

such a classic

Reminder that Orford's canon and none of us ever will be.



>he'd be on top anyways



I love how "healthy weight-wise" implies he's unhealthy in other aspects, which of course is true.


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n i l s o



Fun with ol’ RTD and Shagger.

N8 and Bottle Universe, what a coup. The actual evidenced skill and experience here is clear in the writing.


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>tfw you know of a certain closeted /who/re (no, not Nilso) and feel like you aren't setting enough of an example as an openly gay user for them to feel comfortable expressing themselves



How do you know of them?


Can whoever posted that faction paradox quotes earlier about drumpf let me know what book that was in so I can avoid it?



I don't care what you say, it IS Nilso and Nilso IS gay.



Nilso isn't closeted.



How can you tell someone is a closeted gay just from their posts?


I've come to the conclusion that Nyssa is Nilso's beard. He only started obsessing over her after "nilsos gay" became a thing.



Already did, see


The other stories in the book are really good though :p


Anyone remember that random scuffle over "nerdanon" from a couple of weeks back? What the hell was that all about?


Thoughts on Star Wars IX being broken into two parts?




Wouldn't that basically make it IX and X



Not if you call it 9 part 1 and 9 part 2



But that would be silly!



Right now there’s literally no motivation to see how the story ends because there’s virtually zero direction and no concept of where the story is going

Splitting 9 up would be necessary to establish a story and create anticipation for the final instalment


Here's your reply.



What doctor who episode would you compare to national lampoons vacation?



I'm not gay, I just like DarkSydePhil



I have no issue with any that. In fact breaking the trilogy structure would probably be a good strategic move for Disney anyway. I just find the idea of calling it "episode 9, Part 1" and "episode 9, Part 2" to be highly absurd when it's going to be two different films. Two sets of numbering is just overdoing it.


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Which NuWho episodes should have been split into two parts?



tfw no tom holland twink companion



As long as we keep the Doctor female we're still in with a chance



Both of Gaiman's



nightmare in silver

virtually all of the "every episode is a blockbuster" era could have done with more runtime, since they're all terribly rushed to a distracting extent



Nightmare in Silver





Holy shit, hivemind.


>guys, we’re going progressive. The days of gender stereotypes and roles is over. Behold the female doctor!

>bro, what colour do you want the set?

>dunno, girls like pink right?



Moff intentionally sabotaged NiS so it was a bust anyway. A damn shame.




t. anon commenting on the new tardis



Okay, but where's the pink in the new tardis?


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the orange and blue lighting blending together looks pink



It's called the Cyberiad


Just went back and looked at the leaked photo of the new TARDIS interior lads

I wish I hadn't.



(To clarify, I had already seen it.

I'm saying I wish I hadn't made myself lay eyes on it again.)





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Some production photos from series 11



I wish the new interior would "morph" if you know what I mean.



tfw somehow more excited for fucking BF than S11




Morph into something else.




Change its form and become different.




I'm saying I wish the new interior would make like Episode IX and split, if you know what I mean.



be less sucky and have multiple levels




I'm saying I wish the new interior would make like Simon Nye and be removed from the show, if you know what I mean.



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



>be less sucky

that's what morph said to nilso in bed, if you know what i mean



I'm saying I wish it would pull a Morph and disappear precisely when it's most needed, in the sense of performing a "morph", as in a mutation, into a superior interior.





Commentary time!


Kek. That is all.


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We got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves

We got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves

We got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves, we got ahead of ourselves


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nobody told me morph was a chad…



>Rocket Popsicle

Oh my.



Redpill me on Morph's "rocket popsicle"



ask nilso


Has any Doctor Who content ever "awakened something in you"?




Series 11 releases have awakened a malaise in me.


First time I watched heaven sent I was tired and didn’t have the alertness necessary to be engaged, and the ‘original doctor does and is replaced by a clone’ thing made me upset


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Maybe a little bit.



>and the ‘original doctor does and is replaced by a clone’ thing made me upset

Well, it's not exactly a happy scene.



reminder that you die every 5 years because all your cells in your body are replaced gradually


I think I knew when it crossed the line, I think I knew the whole goddamned time


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upset as in annoyed that the concept became canon


There is a difference between one organism constantly changing gradually, and creating a duplicate entity all at once to replace the original




Would you say it doesn't annoy you any more now you've had some time to sleep and return to it with a clear head?




Classic Doctor Who with Murray Gold music. It works really well. Makes the scene feel more poignant.



t. Whoflix


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Question: you take a broom, you replace the handle, and then later you replace the brush. And you do that, over and over again. Is it still the same broom? Answer: no, of course it isn’t, but you can still sweep the floor. (Which is not strictly relevant: skip that last part.) You have replaced every piece of yourself, mechanical and organic, time and time again. There’s not a trace of the original you left. You probably can’t even remember where you got that face from.



Dont compare it to Whoflix. I thought the video was actually quite a nice counter to the notion that classic who is emotionally autistic



I'm not a big fan of the argument that the Doctor died and got replaced with a clone. What's the difference between the one who left Clara on Trap street and the one on Gallifrey? What makes something original other than someone defining it as original?


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One of my biggest wishes is for Murray to create an individual theme for each classic Doctor in the same way he did for the NuWho ones


One of my biggest wishes is for Morph. Just…Morph.


The Cult of Skaro Dalek literally stuttering "th-the Emperor!?!?!?! OwO" in Doomsday is both hilarious and cute.


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Favourite series & season:

Favourite Doctor:

Favourite companion:

Favourite episode:

Favourite villain:

Favourite guest character:

Favourite showrunner:

Favourite TARDIS:



season 13

Colin Baker


Genesis of the Daleks

the Brigadier





>Favourite villain

>the Brigadier



Now imagine Genesis of the Daleks in season 13 as written by Steven Moffat starring 6, Ace and the Brig



S9, S18

Bradley 1


Heaven Sent


Dream Lord




I truly can't believe Class ripped off Torchwood's idea of having a "rift" that causes aliens and tech to flood through that a group has to prevent. P Ness is such a hack.



Bradley 1 is not your favourite Doctor, Neo



And what would you think that means eh?



That you don't want to admit your real favourite Doctor because it would be a mainstream opinion - I'm betting on Matt


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9 & 26



The Curse of Fenric






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This is Neos favorite Doctor




I honestly can't choose a favourite; I definitely like 1+2+4+6+7+8+9+11+12 a lot more than 3+5+10 but that doesn't really mean much.



Try whittling them down to a favourite 5, then 3, then possibly 2


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hi looms





I see it's catching on.


>check stream

>morph there alone



Now he knows how we feel every time we're waiting for him to join


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>Prior to the programme's debut, publicity materials featured Indira Varma as Suzie Costello among the regular cast members, giving the impression that she would appear throughout the series. However, Suzie was killed off at the end of the first episode with Gwen taking her place on the team, Suzie reappearing only once more as an antagonist.



Imagine if Chibnall did this with Doctor Who and kills off Graham in like episode 3





Imagine Morph.




Thoughts on Torchwood S1E1?


sloaths here


Whens the next torcwood stream



haven't seen it yet since the google drive one is faulty but will probably see the daily motion one tommorow




Separate from the government,

outside the police,

beyond the United Nations,

independent of the judiciary,

not voting in council elections,

distinct from the Brownies,

non-members of the AA,

think iPods are rubbish,

cancelled the milk,

no TV licence.



hopefully you didnt read the spoiler ITT


TV licence inspectors RISE UP!!



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See if the ice will melt for you

Iced honey




What is this from?



Cold War.

I don't blame you for forgetting.


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downloading it right now and will watch it tomorrow



You're amazing


So are you. Btw it's about half of the S1 eps that got borked on gdrive but I'm fixing rn, an easy fix but just will take a few hours.



What's your favourite things about S13



I'll still keep with the stream's pace even if I can't attend so I don't spoil anything


it's a lot of really well crafted stories but nothing overall I can say about it (all the picks weren't thought of too much since I have a hard time picking favourites)



When you can make streams we're happy to work around you. I'll let you know when there's A Very Special Story or some such you really might want to watch with people, but I know you like doing it solo a lot too.



what's the story and how many streams away I'll see if I can attend the stream



I didn't mean a specific one, just in general if a story is particularly monumental or geared to watching in a group.



An interactive BBC site made to look like the Torchwood interface.



Series 1, Season 18

Tom Baker


Heaven Sent



tied between 2005 and 2015 one


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Now me, I've tried a million tricks

To make life cold and make it stick

Not running heat that flames then out

But the proud piece of ice that always floats

In iced honey



good taste


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Doctor Who Equivalent?






Steven Moffat to Tennant's final line



Series 10.



A thread that's going fine until someone brings politics into it.


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Neo's latest obsessions if they were permanent and the only thing he posted about.


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Holy shit

Morphs nudes leaked


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Elijah Wood on Doctor Who when?



If you do some exploring on this one under the Torchwood node, there's a section titled Queen Victoria's Speech (December 1899) which has a written script and audio. It's cool, and worth checking out if you're following the timeline.


we need to go back to 4chan asap, this chamber are making you all mad and gay




his new sneed obsession

his new let's kill hitler obsession



we need to go back to 4chan asap, this chamber is making you all mad and gay and grammatically morons


boardies will force us out when we get to 4chan. We won't be welcome.



we are though


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Oh no, not boardies!






disregard this. I forgot it had to be something good.





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Head like a hole

Black as your soul

I'd rather die than give you control


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F little prince


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I foghorn devils devils jelly

Felt me, unbelt me, bombard your belly

Force feed me through your telly

Cyborg swelling pregnant can’t abort


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how can he keep doing this


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press F


>Broke: The Doctor

>Woke: Doctor Who

>Ascended: The Doctor Who



dr wH0


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He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked



ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



neos neurotypical



Nine/Rose is a good ship



Do you find this song appropriate for their relationship


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What are you, Neo or Nilso?


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>mfw the moment it spliced in Diary of a Call Girl footage


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Why do they always do this to their faces? It looks like she's caked in bronzer.


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Any day



I hate you so much.



That's a quite flattering picture of Donald.



No you don't sweetie





neo inch nails

nilso han cine



Based Jodie playing the first black Doctor Who


Neo Grips


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Heh, heh. He always does that.


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Something happened on the day he died

Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside

Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried


Doctor Who writers say Jodie Whittaker's season 11 is going to be "dark" and "squelchy"








VNA level squelchy





post pidgin link pleaso



whats a pidgin link?



Moffat was a good writer but the writing let him down.




I know The Doctors a woman now but come on



simplified english


series 11 is going to Kill the Moon level dark



The writing was good but the scripts were bad.



Moffat is better than RTD

but he wasted or rushed so many amazing opportunities that makes me mad, even if overall it was great


I really loved Moffat's writing, but Capaldi's acting let him down.




Capaldi was good but his acting was bad.


/who/ was bad



Also pandorica and big bang were too much fantasy for my liking


JNT was good but……pffhahhahahahahaha



so is good now


I loved Capaldi's writing, but Moffat's acting let him down desu



No. /who/ was bad. /doctorwho/ is worse.



/dwg/ was best


Capaldi's a good actor. He's just not a good Doctor Who actor.


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Replace one s10 plot for a BF plot, go



Tennant a good person irl. He's just not a good Doctor thi.


Briggs is a good actor. He's just not a good voice actor.


Matt a good actor. But he has the same face.


Briggs is a good writer. He's just not good at writing


Doctor Who is good sci-fi. It's just not a good show.


Okay, so it's pretty evident /who/ is shit now and almost every anon agrees. But I've found a solution. There are a few steps as to how we actually salvage this shithole.

>Rename /who/ to /dwg/ - Doctor Who General

It's clear to see that the /who/ name is now permanently associated with shitposting and memes. Bringing a new identity will stop this. I'm not saying get rid of the memes entirely, but perhaps make new memes more related to discussion topics.

>Stop all "meme" thread headers.

Instead, I suggest we focus them on discussion, posing them with a question or a talking point. Maybe we could have episode editions right from An Unearthly Child up until today. In addition, we could append this to thread headers to get newbies to follow our new etiquette.

>Make threads focused on Doctor Who.

/who/ should be about Doctor Who (/dwg/ moreso, another reason to change the name), and it should not be a personal blog for discussing your life, nor should it be a place to discuss Star Wars. There are many, many other places to talk about those things - the countless Star Wars threads on /tv/, and /soc/ for socializing.

>Remove all the trips.

Even if a few people filter the trips, there will still be a majority of people who see their posts and discuss them, making them a net loss for /dwg/. The best way would be to make them so uncomfortable that they have to leave. Yes, it might f*ck up a few threads in the process but it will be worth it in the long run to have a drama-free environment.

>Close down the stream.

All the stream does for this place is bring even more identity drama. I don't think you can make streams anonymous, so the best way to stop it would be to remove the association or the stream itself.

>Stop posting links to the wiki.

The wiki is another one of those things which is so closely associated with the /who/ identity that it's nothing but drama. Just remove the 4chan association and make it a separate thing that all the tripfags and memers can go to.


Nilso is gay. But he is not very good at it.



Fuck you and your dead meme



I think what's always baffled me most about this pasta, and the sorts of people who write this stuff, is how they seem to view memes as like a mechanically, intentionally produced thing. "make new memes more related to discussion topics". Do they methodically plan and structure in-jokes with their irl friends?



It's the perfect copypasta to wheel out whenever someone complains about how bad /who/ is now, I support it.



We should rename /who/ to /jkg/ - Sesska General



what does jk mean






Is this your latest obsession


Do you ever see old posts you've made and just cringe so hard




have you stalked her so much you actually found out her last name



Her initials. Can't just call it /sg/



I can't look at my twitter for that exact reason



especially when it was wrote while intoxicated


Imagine being so verged you try to reform a tight-knit 4chan general as if it's some sort of official Doctor Who-based organisation



hi Whelan



When you say that to me, I feel the way Nilso feels all the time. I hate that meme. I hate it so much. I don't even care that I'm feeding into it by replying to it because it genuinely pisses me off so much that I can't be fucked doing the sensible thing and just ignoring it. I'm being entirely unironic here.



/ssg/ - sesskasays general, easy.



sesska irl name is Joane Keane



If it bothers you so much I won't do it.


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/ssg/'s taken


We should all pretend we spent our off-/tv/ time on the reddit discord when /who/ goes back to /tv/. Verge the boardies and all that.





sentai senpai desu kawaii nipon



I'll do it instead. I'll even do it for free.



That's a terrible idea.



I like it, but I how to emulate reddit behaviour?



Do exactly the same things you're doing right now



Just act like cats



>implying we need to pretend when we'll get a load of reddit discordies anyway come S11



But I won't come near any soy recipient, alright?



Redpill me on this person



…on cats?




Imagine what any of this would have actually done to improve /who/ if we had done any of it? All of these suggestions were superficial trash that didnt change the fact that /who/ was on a board filled with shit, so of course threads were going downhill.



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>being this new


What is Sesska real name?




get some help



But I don't want to be Australian






she not married yet


What do you sincerely, unironically think about the show moving to Sunday? I really despise the idea, I loved having all of Sunday to mull over the new episode.



So is she fucking the dog



Did they ever get married tho



no posts on sundays



No, this was Whitney



i don't really care because i'm a neet and all the days blur into each other



Hiatus bait



Australians on suicide watch



Works fine for me. Nothing else going on over the weekend for me



Chibnall doing us a favour and making the show harder to watch.


Post Meridian fags


Consider series 2, but Tennant kept the accent and, had a brash and sometimes harmful personality to the point that you question his morality, and the Doctor & Rose's love for each other reached breaking point largely because of this.

Moff rewrote series 2 and made it good.



but Moffat was not ripe in 2006 he would make the same mistakes he did on Sherlock

Sherlock was a reality shock so he could tone down and deliver a proper s8/9/10






another one?



More than one person is allowed to be called Jessica.



No companions shared the same name, don't so, no



But sherlock under moffat was good. From series 3 to present its been run by gatiss who sucks and keeps trying to ape Elementary despite coming out first.



What are you trying to say? What Jessicas are you thinking of other than Sesska?



Goth girl



>From series 3 to present its been run by gatiss

Not true in the slightest




new fag



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My audio collection so far.




Oh, Jess Whitehouse. No, Sesska is Jessica ___



oh honey



wow, plastic collector





Damn. What are you missing that you're hoping to get?



Nice Jago and Litefoot boxsets



>Damn. What are you missing that you're hoping to get?

>hoping to get?

a life


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My book collection so far.






Do you have "Day of the Intelligence" novella?



May I suggest dropping the trip? It's not necessary and it's a large reason for the amount of shit you get whenever you post.



Jealous collector detected




That was never released. There were some legal troubles according to Andy.


I’ll consider it.



I have both books. They’re in the upper left of the 3rd pic.


new thread when?



In theory, I would prefer saturday, but it doesnt matter, because the show is not moving to sunday in the first place



>That was never released. There were some legal troubles according to Andy.

That makes it harder to find, wink wink


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Jodie will never have this level of gravitas



Matt Smith will never live up to David Tennant. Have you seen the promo? Emo Doctor? They must be kidding.


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Yep, that's Ace alright.


DWE of a panic attack


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After Moffat's scary eps, I think series 5 will be really dark. emo doctor would fit that



How are they? Worth a read?



fuck Crispin Glover



Crisp Lover




i want her to peg me




Stephen Thompson upon being told to write an episode about going inside the depths of the TARDIS instead of his pitch about the backstory of the villain from Robots of Death



Some of the most successful shows, like Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead, had/have Sunday slots. But that's America.

>buh buh buhhh i h8 those shows

The point being that they're incredibly popular and pull in record-breaking viewing numbers regardless of whether you like them or not



kids wont be able to stay up on sunday night because its a school night. thats my worry



When I was maybe 8 years old my mom would make me go to bed by half 8 at night so yeah I get that



one writer said one episode is dark and squelchy

what is it with this article blatantly lying wtf



Another Jo for me to relate to

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