While 90% of the teammates I end up with are shitty, I have made a thread to vent the frustration caused by those that are especially shitty. If you happen to be pissed off at a Peruvian/Russian or two feel free to add your short story to the collection.
>Enemy team has a weird combo and I'm too scrub to know what would be best against all of them
>Hit random
>Get le balanced assassin ghost
>Go chill in bot lane with Nyx
>Enemy team (Drow and Sven) tries to towerdive at lvl 3 and bag me an easy double kill
>Get to lvl 6 while they're at lvl 4
>They're too scared to bother actually harassing me
>Practically have freefarm up until I build my BF, getting 3 more kills within that time
>Legion joins Drow and Sven and they begin to push after fucking Nyx up
>Tiny and Gyro come to back me up
>Gyro ults, Tiny stuns and I run in
>Kill Legion but then realise that the other faggots have decided to stay at the tower
>Get stunned by Sven and nearly killed
>10% HP as I blink back to tiny
>Both enemies have ~50% HP
>He fucking tosses me
>I die and give the enemy team a ridiculous amount of gold
>Skip ahead 20 minutes and we've lost almost every tower along with all rax
>I'm at a painful 12:8
>Tiny has 1:13
>I've calmly given him advice all game but only received insults or silence in return
>Finally lose it when he again tosses me while I'm on the brink of death
>Tell the Peruvian scumbag to learn English
>"lol i not learn english american bitch"
>USE
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