No.1028
>Having to explain to your teammates that the two/three/four unique attack modifiers they bought don't stack
>Ranged teammates buying Vladmir's Offering and/or Battle Fury
>Peruvian accents
No.1030
>Player picks invoker
>[Allies]: How do I ult
GG
No.1031
>>1030>"First time Earth Spirit." No.1036
>>1031>Someone buys courier>Someone else buys courier too No.1037
>>1031I've been that guy.
I did okay I guess.
No.1038
>I need to keep pulling so I get XP. Don't you want to be under tower? I don't have time to stack.
No.1039
>>1037the first time you play earth/ember, even the bots hate you
>>1028someone picks legion and always uses her ult when theres no way she can when
>how come i didnt kill them guize >why do they do so much damage guize No.1040
>>1039At least your teammates aren't calling it a kill steal.
I played a game where I would pop it on stragglers in teammfights for guaranteed win/damage and my teammates complained of kill stealing.
No.1041
>>1040i hate when your teammate never read your abilities
especially when i play bane
>FUCK U BANE Y U DISABLE MEread the spell faggot
I have to announce how my E works at the start of every game and theres still someone who does it EVERY DAMN TIME
No.1042
>Having to ask your laning partner not to push the lane
>Having to ask your support to stop trying to take your last hits
>Buy wards, please.>Teammates buy the wrong wards
>Intelligence heroes like Skywrath and Zeus building Blade Mail
>Heroes like Centaur and Zeus rushing Mjollnir>>1041Teammate Pugna uses Decrepify on you or the enemy as soon as you run up to attack them.
No.1043
>having a support that runs at the first sign of danger
No.1044
>Why go for Roshan when we can try to push high ground with 2 enemies down?
No.1046
>>1043The flip side of this.
>Having a support who charges headlong into a 5v1 teamfight. No.1048
>>1046>shadow shaman what are you doing >I HAVE TO CAST SERPENT WARD IMMEDIATELY >you cant cast while youre dead No.1050
>>1044Alternatively…
>Mega creeps swarming your last tower>Team can work together for once>All enemies dead>One last push to win the game>"We need to Rosh." No.1087
When the other team picks Void (I know he's counterable, but not at my level).
When nobody buys a courier
when someone doesn't speak English. Especially when they're fighting over a lane or not responding to a million pings to move
No.1088
>>1087AH! I forgot!
When my lane partner auto-attacks. Dread times 2 if when I ask them to stop, either them or several teammates tell me to shut up.
Then I know I'm about to see a loser screen in 20 minutes.
No.1093
my favorite is when someone buys a TP and moves before theyre done casting it
No.1094
>>1093Admittedly, everyone has made this mistake.
No.1095
No.1097
>Ranged teammates buying Vanguard
I see this shit every time Razor is in the game, it makes me want to eat my own face so much.
No.1099
>>1097I would agree with this but since crimson guard was added in it's actually a legit item to build on a ranged utility hero like viper, razor, even death prophet. 50 damage block for 10 seconds regardless if you're ranged or melee is absurdly good.
No.1103
>>1087I share your hatred for Void. Picking him is pretty much an automatic win, unless that person who picks Void is on your team, because you'll still end up losing.
>>1097Vanguard isn't that bad, considering the fact that I've played several games where ranged teammates build Battle Fury. I remember when I was barely able to carry a Shadow Fiend who went 1/19 (stole a kill from me) and only bought Battle Fury.
No.1107
>>1094At 100 hours, I am constantly making that mistake. Then I turned on the scrub-tier teleport requires stop option
No.1108
>Start of the match
>Noob picks wraith king
>Oh good thisll be easy
>Died immediately at level 1
>Hai guize how comes my ult wont work
:I
No.1136
>>1042A friend of mine used to say the onkly thing that countered blood seeker was a friendly pugna.
No.1137
>Bloodseeker just used his ult on me? I should run away!
No.1139
>>1108I usually pick WK or Sven when I play with my sister. She likes Undying and the ranged stun into tombstone gank has gotten us many lane kills so far.
No.1142
>>1137Well if he uses it when they're lower on health then there's a good chance they can run and die, or they can stay and die.
At least running they might get enough disatance that he'll stop chasing and they can stop and wait for the effect to wear off.
With bloodseeker, it's a lose-lose.
No.1143
>>1137>Enemy team picks BloodSeeker
>Your team picks Riki and Slark No.1144
>loud faggot on my team
>sounds like he's at the zoo
>chinga tu madre puto!
No.1145
>Playing Alchemist on Dire safelane
>Leshrac goes with me
>He won't stop auto-attacking creeps
>Me: "Hey man, can you pull?"
>Him: "What?"
>Me: "Can you pull jungle creeps in to slow our wave?"
>Him: "Nah."
Fucking made me mad as hell.
No.1146
>>1143I have a friend who I helped get into Dota about 8 months ago. He's sorta bad at the game, so Riki is his most played hero by far. He always wants to play matches with me and I beg him not to play heroes like Riki, but he does it anyway and get countered every time. He's level 30, so he doesn't see it happen often in his solo games, but I'm level 60 where people laugh at those Riki players.
No.1150
>>1139>tfw my little sister loves Tidehunter No.1152
honestly?
HONESTLY?
even playing the goddamn game anymore
I haven't had a good, or even a decent game in weeks. every single fucking game i have trash feeders that can't into dota
if i'm not in the offlane, the offlane feeds.
if i'm not mid, the mid loses his lane to a pudge at level one
if i'm not support, we have no wards
if i'm not carry, by 30 minutes the carry has one item and its a hand of midas
every game at least one person says "pick suport"
can you honestly say you've seen one good player who spelled support with one p?
my last game my orange player said "i'm smurf let me mid", he them picked jungle doom and fed 4 kills by 4 minutes to a single roaming mirana. the pudge mid had more deaths than hooks landed and doom used doom on at least 3 linkens spheres.
i don't know why i bother trying anymore its not even fun, not even with friends, even they just do retard shit and we get stomped and that's not fun no matter who you're playing with
No.1155
>play match
>naga buys 13 minute midas
No.1157
>>1028>AP, Shadow Demon and tide picked so i thought i have sups. >picked jugg. sd goes offlane to support tide>they feed the lane. their bh has 14 min desolator>meanwhile i get 0 farm solo against bristle. >call ggwon that game tho. just muted those 2 dickheads and did my own thing
No.1163
>>1157>tide picked>thought he was a supportlmao!
No.1166
>>1163>thinks hero name => hero role you fucking pleb
have you ever seen a wk sup? b-but how can wk be a sup he's a curry
No.1170
>>1163admittedly tide can work in a trilane, but you shouldn't assume he is going to do that.
No.1173
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>>1166wow your right
i should have realized that a tidehunter with no levels no mana items and no blink is SO GOOD
Let's compare:
WKWK has a stun, and a powerful one at that. It's low-cooldown and slows for 2 seconds after the 2 sec stun. It's a 50% uptime disable, which can easily cancel a tp, be used as a setup stun, or even just nuke someone who would otherwise get away.
WK has an AURA that provides 30. PERCENT. LIFESTEAL.
TO HIS ENTIRE TEAM.
ITS LITERALLY BETTER LIFESTEAL THAN AN UNACTIVATED SATANIC.
It also helps him to jungle, even at lower levels, to help him farm up treads/wand/blink/soulring/whatever
Wk's crit is somewhat unhelpful in the support role but helps him transition to a right clicker much the way a support alchemist can.
Wk's ult is some of the best teamfight control there is. 75% movement and attack speed slow? admittedly on a long cooldown (but by level 2, only 10 seconds longer than ravage, and by level 3, only 1 minute cd) and not strictly activatable, but being able to just run into the fray and start stunning retards is pretty good
END RESULT: good hero. mana dependant but with a stick and tread switching (and maybe a point or two in stats) you can do a lot of shit with little farm.
TideTide's first skill is a nuking, minus armor slow. One thing to keep in mind is that this costs 120 mana and tide has a lower starting int than WK (208 mana at level one and you can't really skill stats), and that this skill doesn't actually stun. It's got a 4 second duration and a 40% slow. strictly, this isn't that bad as a support skill. But the trouble comes from his other skills: you don't really want to max this first. I guess you could get away with maxing this over anchor smash but anchor smash is just so good i'm not sure you can really justify that. I SUPPOSE you could actually get away with maxing it over kraken but similarly, it makes it impossible for you to catch up on farm, which is one of the strengths of the hero as it is currently played.
kraken shell is really helpful against pretty much anything but a doom, and lets tide catch up on farm by killing literally any stack of any size when combined with anchor smash. you could get away with one point if you're not gonna be doing any farming because by the time it might matter you should have enough health to get the purge so you have the guaranteed ravage but if you never do any catchup farming you're not gonna get a timely blink
Anchor smash is a melee range (375 so not quite actually melee) physical nuke that reduces the enemy's physical damage. it's particularly good against heroes with high base damage like tiny, morphling, clinkz, etc. the fact that its physical means it pierces magic immunity entirely which is very strong, but the fact that he has to be in melee range for it to work means he still needs a blink or at the very least a force staff
ravage is tide's most important skill, and one of the few ultimates whose disable portions doesn't pierce magic immunity. obviously this is because it is an enormous aoe that stuns for 2+seconds and does a bunch of damage. it's probably the best aoe control in the game given its enormous aoe and the fact that it actually stuns for as long as it does.
I'm tired of writing this but basically tide's a shitty support because he benefits so highly from arcanes+blink for which he requires at least a baseline of exp at which point he can farm it easily just off of ancients which he can stack himself relatively easily
tide also benefits enormously from further farm like a force staff and a refresher (which again he can farm very easily with level 11 if he maxes kraken and anchor) off of a huge stack of ancients. though the arcanes->blink->refresher build is somewhat questionable in my opinion because he needs to have full mana and use manaboots post ravage to have enough to ravage the second time, and force staff is a good goddamn item.
>>1170I've played with it and its not good. sometimes your sniper picker goes offlane and your earthshaker goes mid (only to get a 20 minute blink) and your tidehunter has to just play shitty tide support. its the most ineffectual shit please don't do it and don't make other people do it unless there's literally no other option
No.1180
>>1152I know this too well, man. I had always played regular pub matches and had this problem, then my friend told me that ranked matches aren't as bad, so I start playing in ranked and it's even worse. I haven't gotten to play a single ranked match where we didn't have someone who was pants-on-head retarded. I've been trying to get some teams together from this board or some shit, since I'm pretty sure we all feel this way, but that hasn't been working. I find myself enjoying this bullshit game less every day.
>>1155I've had teammates buy 30+ minute Midas, because "It's a catch up item!"
>>1173This is pretty true. It's hard for many people to think of initiators as anything other than supports, but Earthshaker, Tidehunter, Sand King, and Enigma depend very heavily on items in the early game. All of these heroes are nearly useless without Blink Dagger or even just Arcane Boots, then people want to bitch at their 'supports' for getting their only core item at the 40-minute mark because they've been spending money on wards all game.
I hate making a comparison like this, but Anti Mage can do well without Battle Fury, Faceless Void can do well without MoM, Templar can do well without Desolator, but it'll take some real fucking skill for a Sand King to do well without Blink Dagger.
No.1182
>>1180now now, an earthshaker's blink can be delayed quite a bit and he can still make huge moves early because fissure's so fucking long
No.1183
>>1182That's very true, but for the sake of an argument, I can't think of a situation where a Blink Dagger wouldn't fare well on ES.
Ability Draft doesn't count. No.1184
>>1028I mean, if it's a support getting the Vlad's it isn't bad. Great aura for team.
No.1194
>>1184I'm talking about heroes like Sniper, Outworld Devourer, and Zeus getting Vlad's.
No.1201
>>1180We have the 8chandoto group on Steam. They also just made an announcement about doing in-houses.
I'm always willing to play with 8chan bros, though I'm still learning and not very good:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/arcticolympic No.1205
Players that talking to much at the start. Communication is important yeah but it´s retarded to talk things like: Let us win guys or talking over 5 mins why that new song of someone is so great. Those Players who talk so much don´t take MMR serious. They come in and want to talk with someone while the game. Well it´s already to late to leave save. What are you making? Picking Techies because it´s always a 4vs5 game. Result: Your Team loose. GG
Pro-Tip: When someone Plays Music with his shitty mic at the start: leave. Micspammers with a shitty mic and dumb Music are always retarded and they don´t have any cognitive skills for the game.
No.2131
>"I'm a support! It's okay if I die!"
>Goes 0/22 in 30 minutes.
No.2132
"Midas the small creep to maximize gpm!"
No.2133
Российские товарищи по команде.
No.2134
>Team picks all carries
>Pick a support.
>All of the people playing carries can't last hit to save their life.
or
>Team picks all carries
>Pick a support.
>Go to lane with one of the carries, but they tell me to leave because they're a stack.
>Go to the other lane and get the same thing.
>Forced to go mid after buying wards and courier.
>Team has decent lanes and I get to pick a carry.
>The support player is only auto-attacking the wave, not trying to take last hits, just auto-attacking.
Also, fuck stacks that are on some sort of external communication program and don't say shit all game, unless it's to blame you for not knowing something they should have said.
>I told the people I'm stacked with where I was going, why didn't you know?
>I called missing in Skype.
No.2135
>>2132AH!!
AHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE HUMANS ON THIS EARTH WHO REGULARLY DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2136
>>2134For your first "all carries" scenario pick Omni or Abbadon. In the case of them all being AGI carries just pick
Techies and make the game go until 100 minutes.
No.2138
>>2132>>2135OP here. I'm the one who said that.
No.2139
>Somebody insta-locks Sniper and takes mid
>Support such as CM decides to take mid and refuses to leave despite you being a hero like Razor or Pudge
>Russians
>People that bitch about me "stealing kills" and report me when I'm playing as fucking Tresdin
>Teammates that panic and end up ulting a single creep or nothing at all
>Teammates that jump into 3v5s when the enemy team has already been fed
No.2141
>>2139I was playing as QoP in ranked. We're falling behind and it's only early game. FV timewalks to enemy Storm Spirit and catches him in his Chronosphere, beats him down to about 1/6 health and Chronosphere ends. Storm starts zipping away, I blink to where he stops and finish him. FV spends the next 20 minutes spamming the chat about how I stole his kill and that I'm the reason he's underfarmed and dying so much.
>Skeptical balding baseball man No.2142
>>1028Eh, I know I've built heroes with Mask of Madness+Skadi+Mjollnir in some weird games.
It works fine. Lifesteal and venom/skadi actually do stack (it's a special case). Mjollnir overrides the two when it procs but I still collect a slow plus frequent lifesteal.
No.2145
No.2146
That was a weird glitch
Anyway, I wish I had someone I knew irl to play with. I have since people, but they tend to be the "Ursa shouldn't rosh before ten minutes" types.
No.2154
>>2142I'm talking about the kinds of people who build Satanic, Desolator, and Skadi on heroes like Anti-Mage.
No.2160
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>>1028when people leaving the fucking match
guess who won?