No.2659
POST YOUR BEST SHITPOSTS HERE BOIS WE NEED SHITPOSTS in this thread
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No.2666
>walking down the lane as usual
>creep bro's creepin, hero fags faggin
>"ZIP ZAP"
>"Magic is an abomination"
>"As foretold"
>le balanced time wizard, beats the shit out of everyone
>blue nuke
>everyones dead
>wtf
No.2667
>Spectre stop stealing my farm
>Spectre we're against Riki why won't you buy gem
>Spectre why do you have so few items
>Report Spectre noob
>The end
No.2668
No.2670
>tfw subbed to bts
>tfw buy all their treasures, summit compendium etc
>tfw use nearly all my food and rent money for my shack here in sudan every month
but at I'm supporting my favorite studio
LD deserves all our money, he is a great man.
who good goy here?
No.2679
No.2686
I want to turn into Luna's bodysuit She wouldn't notice anything weird and wear me into the battle And then I would tease her naughty bits I would gently lick her nipples and play with her cunny Not too much though, just enough to get her aroused As she would kill more enemies and get carried away by the slaughter I would increase my "assault" By the end of the battle she would be very close and I would give her the pleasure of finishing the "job" herself, enjoying every last drop she let into me However, the story wouldn't end here Much to her surprise, she wouldn't be able to take me off Multiple tongues I would've grown inside the suit would caress her plump breasts, stiff nipples, perfect tummy, fit ass and her clitoris I would grow two penises right inside the suit which would fill her unexperienced pussy and virgin ass They would vibrate as she moaned and quivered around, helpless and increasingly aroused Two pulsing penises inside her loin and tongues working every single inch of her body wouldn't take too long to bring her to another pleasant ending That wouldn't be it yet though For the last stage, I would begin to pump her with my penises while intensely vibrating around her erogenous zones After giving her yet another orgasm, I would turn back into a fat-ass self insert and run away
No.2731
No.2736
I love this "drow ranger every game but my team seems to just not be able to kill her" meme
No.2747
>>2670
The Mafia match today confirmed that LD is in fact a master mind manipulator
No.3025
I remember someone wanted to call me out during the Shitlord thread. Feel free.
No.3026
A lone druid has been detected on your team. The game is now safe to leave.
No.3027
>>2686
No seriously, what the fuck is this.
No.3225
No.3228
>>2731
>>3027
Autism condensed into a single post.
No.3229
>>3228
you what m8 people like you got shanked, or worse, down in dark reef prison
No.3233
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?
No.3242
MFW carries dont build mkb like i yelled at them to all game
MFW of course pa gets ultra kill im the only one left alive because im pushing
MFW reported and low pri for not fighting the fed PA because they apparently needed me to die and "secure" the kill
MFW bf bkb and satanic on pa by 30 minutes
MFW these fucking youtubers telling retards to go afk jungle necro and carry mom/blademail warlock
MFW of course the retards fail and feed
MFW I random PA in low pri
No.3267
I once played a match with Sir Action Slacks. At first I was really excited to be playing with one of my favorite streamers, but things started to get weird really fast. We needed a carry, but he just decided to pick KotL and demanded mid. I thought he was going to be doing one of his "Stupid Voices" videos, but he just started breathing heavily into an open mic. I kind of wanted to mute him because I thought it was weird, but I decided against it because I thought it was going to lead into a joke.
At about 15 minutes I heard his girlfriend talking behind him about wanting to go see the new minions movie or something, but she was interrupted by Slacks telling her he was "too busy for her stupid movietime bullshit." I was really bothered because the way he said it didn't sound at all joking. He continued to berate his girlfriend, getting louder and louder over the open mic. He kept comparing her to his college girlfriend and kept yelling "NO SAUSAGE" (I still don't know why) until I couldn't hear her crying anymore. He was never afk at all during this which was even stranger. I checked his stream and he wasn't streaming the match so I really don't know what was going on. He ended up winning mid but quitting at about 30 minutes after saying "I don't have any more to prove."
No.3270
>>3267
Today on "things that never happened"
No.3273
>>3270
it's a copypasta you FUCKING RETARD FUCK YOU
No.3275
>>3273
Y-you sure got me anon-chan.. I guess this means you win. You can do whatever you want to me now, no need for such harshness. We should do something on the bed! =3
=3
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No.3292
>Really want to play Anti Mage
>Hero selection screen, looking for a reason to pick him
>Enemy team picks Pugna
>Lock in AM
>Game starts
>Type "FUCK MAGIC." in all chat
>"I'M COMING FOR THAT ASS, PUGNA."
>Pugna has abandoned. This match will not be scored. Game is safe to leave.
No.3294
No.3470
>Enemy picks Lifestealer
>You buy Helm of the Dominator
>Lifestealer infests a creep
>You dominate his infested creep
>Send friendly creep to your fountain with LS inside
>LS can't take control of the creep and can't jump out of it
>Enjoy your 5v4 match while LS is helplessly stuck in your fountain
>LS gets an abandon due to not getting XP
No.3472
>>3242
I've played over 1k games and never gotten low prio from false reports.
If you get low prio, you did something to deserve it.
No.3477
>>3472
>responding to Lopunny
The fuck are you thinking?
No.3491
>>2667
>me unga
>team bunga
dotards
No.3698
EG vs DK TI4 finals and exciting dota will come to you if you post CHINKS BTFO, SEE YOU AFTER YOUR SERVICE MARCH in this thread.
No.3701
been looking for a place to put these
No.3729
We need t shirts that say Ripper Jew Was Right because bloodseeker is a little op
Luckily pros have been shitting on him for weeks straight
If you didnt vote qop you are a pleb
I hope gaben loses money over all these pauses and blackouts
I only have pudge and axe as most successful heroes because I played them the most, I actually hate the shit outta both heroes
Owie 2000 is wrong techies isnt op
No.3735
>>3729
WARNING LOPUNNY VOTED FOR QOP
CHANGE YOUR VOTE TO ZEUS !!!ASAP!!!
No.3736
>>3729
>>3735
I wish heroes could be given arcanas without becoming FOTM picks for every 10-year-old with their mom's credit card. I've always liked QoP and an arcana for her would be sick, but she's not the easiest hero to master. It's bad enough that she's meta right now, I don't think I could handle seeing her played like shit every match. Then again, I'm sub 2k, so all heroes are played like shit in my matches
No.3739
>>3735
I voted for Zeus hoping a remodeling will come soon
No.3742
>>3736
But arcana=/=FOTM picks. See: Legion, Terrorblade, Techies(techies only got popular fairly recently)
No.3755
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No.3761
>mid flames me for not giving tangos
>run into battle as venge
>swap the mid in
>team chases bristle back
>dies
Lmao
No.3790
>>3787
Chi long qua best motherfucking dota 2 player inna worl
No.3823
I just had a dream where I was cuddling with Puppey.
N-no homo
No.3827
No.3831
>>3823
>look it up
>he actually said that shit
>laugh for 3 minutes straight while waiting for LPQ to get in a game
>mfw puppey is even more based than I thought at first
No.3834
>>3831
>le log on 8chens
>see le funey meem
>xDD
>mfw i roflcoptered
No.3840
>>3834
inb4 the whole board starts naming themselves Lopunny
No.3841
>>3840
I feel like the mods should make it a default name instead of Anonymous
No.3842
>>3841
gokou pls giff this
No.3843
>>3842
I actually don't have access to that, I'll ask sovasin though
although to be honest I don't want to be that much of a hueg faggot, if he wants to namefag thats up to him, I don't wanna make the default name identical to any existing names used
not to mention that new users would be confused AND I don't want to encourage the particular kind of shitposting that Lopunny seems so fond of
No.3844
>>3843
Poll: would you like to see custom anon
http://strawpoll.me/5186398
if you would like a particular name post it below this
No.3845
>>3843
>>3844
Just leave it then and probably change it as a April's fools joke or national meme day
No.3846
No.3848
>>3844
Checked.
"Purge Gamer" :-)
No.3851
>>3844
The people have spoken
No.3871
>>3851
So who else is giving their shekels to the Enix overlords?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzGS51lC3c
No.3888
No.3913
since I was talking to the actual lopunny about this the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr4JsolV0vE
No.3923
>Friend tells me of some girl he recently met through Dota
>She gifts him a Faceless Rex and Fire Lotus, nearly $235 worth of items
>Sends him pictures of a cute Asian girl saying that it's her
>Sends him a picture of her car
>Notice this
We've been laughing for almost half an hour.
No.3930
>>3923
>says he's a girl
>gifts stuff
Clearly no one told the guy that he's supposed to ask for gifts, not to send them.
No.3931
>>3930
Can you read, nigger?
No.3932
>>3931
Can you read, nigger?
No.3933
>>3932
Can you read, nigger?
No.3934
im still wondering which one is the real Lopunny since all of us are rp ing as lopunny
No.3935
>>3934
What are you talking about? i'm the real lopunny!
Come on guys, let's do an 8ch stack, i'll pick void! just create space and we won
No.3936
No.3940
>>3934
I like it better this way. If everyone is Lopunny then nobody is Lopunny at the same time. This board has been so much cozier since the change.
No.3952
No.3953
>>3952
>>3952
playing on USE in the 5k bracket i can attest to a lot of people seeming to have been boosted
the number of absolute retards that pick carry and proceed to feed is insane
No.3954
>>3953
Maybe it just proves that MMR isn't always accurate.
No.3955
>>3954
I don't think so.
I'm talking people who pick offlane clinkz, go 0/4/0 in the first ten minutes, whine to a cm who farmed jungle very effectively that she didn't come gank the lesh kotl lane, and in 20 minutes farmed a medallion.
I'd had the same guy in another game. He picked brood. Fed similarly and blamed everybody else.
He wanted to pick brood in both games, and I might be inclined to think he gained mmr by spamming last pick brood if not for the fact that hes so clearly ass at the hero.
No.3956
>>3952
Jesus, what a massive shitter
No.4022
>>4016
How can Tusk be more balanced in 6.85? He went from being trash to one of the strongest heroes in the game overnight. All of his buffs were small changes across all of his abilities that added up, so I'm not completely sure how he could get a slight nerf without becoming useless again.
No.4025
>>4022
>I'm not completely sure how he could get a slight nerf without becoming useless again.
By nerfing him indirectly.
Next patch will be snowtoad testing, get ready for fun & memes guys.
No.4034
>realchan is kill
>have to go to cripplechan to shitpost some dotes
Shit aint fair man
No.4058
I want to fuckaround with the friend feed
No.4059
>>4058
when you supernova do you scream it on the mic
No.4067
>>4059
only when my ummah commands me to
No.4073
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No.4074
>>4073
he dindu nuffin he a good boy
No.4094
No.4120
I just found out that some anime characters can have funny russian names:
> itachi uchiha = idi nahui uchiha
> sasuke uchiha = sacyka uchiha
> madara uchiha = pidoras uchiha
No.4299
>>4297
>no sound
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FUCKING HALFCHAN NIGGER?
No.4340
I love how reddit thinks the problem with WR is shakle not being disjointable.
Also, WR is OP, but her low winrate is due to her not being favored in a meta centred around big teamfight plays. If theis meta was focused on late carries or pushing, she'd be much higher. She is suffering from some severe power creep.
No.4357
>>4299
It's an ultra rare PSG .webm of course it has no sound.
No.4363
>Team doing well in early game
>Enemy Centaur abandons
>Enemy cores start kicking ass with bonus gold
>Centaur comes back 20 minutes later
>Tries to play as normal, although he's now 15 levels below everyone else
>My team shits on him
>He feeds juicy comeback gold
>We end up winning
No.4364
>>4340
WR is pretty fucking broken, she can take a 6 slotted spirit bear from max to nothing in three seconds.
No.4404
>play bloodseeker
>hear "this hero is OP" in my head
>rush sange and phase for maximum memespeed, rush silver edge because they have a spectre
>win
thanks ribba joo