Reminder that the outcome of 90% of your matches are predetermined as soon as you accept a match.
>Single Draft
>Choices are Nature's Prophet, Slardar, Slark
>Pick Slark, teammate Silencer bitches at me for picking a carry
>Tell him that all of my choices were carries
>Says I should have picked Slardar
>Him and Axe try to tell me that Slardar isn't a carry
>Tell me I'm a fucking idiot and both agree to report me before I say a single word
>Give enemy AM a free lane
>Steal last hits from jungle Axe until he leaves
>Buy Rapier as first item
>Feed it to the enemy team
>Spend the rest of the game dicking around, pouncing into ward spots, spamming chat, and feeding the enemy team
>We still win by a landslide