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 No.3337

Alright my dear hate chan shitposters, tryhards, casuals, feeders, and winners?, listen up. Starting today on the main client (MAIN FUCKIN' CLIENT) there will be Daily Stack, groups of however many people choose to participate will do Unranked All Pick and either pubstomp or fail horribly. This will be at 6 P.M, 12 A.M., 6 A.M and 12 P.M Central Time from now until Icefraud listens to the plebbit whiners and nerfs my Techies, at which point I will quit doto forever. At 30 minutes till stack time, I will make announcement posts ITT and ingame in the guild chat. This will be good fun, but I want to win, too, so let's all try our best and not do any joke builds or heroes you haven't played before. Using mic is strongly preferred, but not required. In case of more than 5 people showing up to these things(unlikely, but you never know. C9 could win TI) another stack will be made.

Do note that grouping usually puts you in queue with other groups, and usually you face better people than in normal solo queue, so make an attempt not to be too much ded weight if you need to be carried.

Roles like pos1/2 carry, support, initiator,etc won't be assigned forcibly, but hopefully through pregame discussion and ingame experience we get to see who is good at what and who wants to play what.

In case of "le nobody wants to play support" meme that has been brought uo to me in Steam chat, I will be fine with picking support.

In semi related news, I just started a Twitch. I will probably be on it ~16 hrs a day since I am currently living dat neet life, so feel free to watch if you want to see me:

>miss dendi hooks

>land dendi hooks

>rage

>get bashed by roshan

>get bashed by bara

>plant mines

>cry

>feed

>carry

>deward ward spots

>spout memes that are dank and not dank

>ward ward spots

>fail micro

>do hero voice impressions badly

Also.will be taking hero/lane requests of any kind unless they are Morph or Meepo. Trust me, nobody wants to see me play those guys.

female tits so people actually click on this shit

 No.3338

>>3337

Last note: due to recent developments involving me losing a bet just now,I will not be playing Techies for the next week.

http://www.twitch.tv/unhappydotabunny

maximum shill mode go


 No.3339

volvo pls giff techies nerf


 No.3384

>>3339

as a techies player, I want valve to nerf techies. Like when I played Tinker, they have become FotM and I hate it.


 No.3396

i would play a custom game mode that is just dota without techies and brood

also: for Eurofriends and USEasters, that's every time the hour hand says 1 or 7.

In general though I think trying to have a schedule for those might be a bit masochistic. I'll try to join in stacks when I see them though.


 No.3404

First 8 chan stack party in 1 hour and 13 minutes. Stream starts then, too.


 No.3405

Inhouse time


 No.3409

>>3405

Did anyone show up?


 No.3415

>>3409

One guy showed to the first one, and so far that was it. Next stack is in one hour.


 No.3417

>>3415

Is it out for reborn?


 No.3418

>>3417

wrong thread kek


 No.3424

>>3418

There is a delete post function…

MODS GET IN HERE PLEASE GOD FUCKING DAMN


 No.3428

>>3424

Uh..shut the fuck up, guy made a mistake and posted in the wrong thread, and other guy just let him know about it. Calm your MODS tits. Also using this post to bump thread. Next stack is in 3 hours and 30 minutes. I will give it two days before I start phasing out the 6 am one, as nobody seems to be awake for that one. The other three times always have at least one dude show up though, great job guys


 No.3444

It's 12 pm ayy


 No.3451

yeah honestly I don't recommend even bothering

I tried this, he just picked void despite being at least 3k below me when we already had a sniper sf and timber

he started with a glove of haste and tangoes

I had to instruct him not to buy a midas because 10 minutes in he had no boots and 1k gold

he would go fountain on 1/2 hp and full mana despite having lifesteal

he chrono'd our sf every time he used it in a fight

he bought an aghs 2nd item (mom, treads, aghs) completing it at 30 minutes

he complained so much i had to muted him

I don't know why hes bothering. if its some misguided attempt to get gud or what, but when he doesn't even listen to other people, doesn't know how to lane, doesn't know what hero to pick (I'm convinced he only picked void because of le balanced time man meme) and doesn't know what items to buy, its like I'm not gonna waste my time. I'm not learning anything and I'm certainly not having fun.

I was abundantly clear about this even before I joined. I minced no words and directly said that I did not want to be forced into playing support, and watching the big dumb sub-2k retards play carry, but even just the two of us queuing, I was forced into a solo support role.

So after achieving higher gpm, xpm, and hero damage than him on a solo support earthshaker, I can say with no uncertainty that I don't intend on doing that again.


 No.3453

>>3451

That's the issue you have to play a carry when you queue with people that low. It doesn't matter on the line up you have and if no one else is supporting since it's such a low ranked game the other team usually has a retarded line up as well. You have to carry those scrubs because they will do everything in their power to throw the game and just be bad in general and complain all game. This is after a few times of playing with Lopunny and other peeps from here who are around 2k or lower MMR you just have to try your hardest to carry since it'll most likely be a 1v5 game.


 No.3455

>>3453

From what I've seen, most people here can't carry Lopunny.


 No.3456

>>3455

Yeah I think he is starting to bring my winrate down


 No.3457

>>3451

>>3456

Hey, guys! Glad everyone is talking. And without me, aww.Perhaps I can shed some light, hmm?

I'll post the match ID later today, or someone else can. Too lazy to look it up now

I picked void, yeah. Thought I was going into an actual game, but after Earthshaker bitched at me about my starting items, I just said fuck it, sold those, and bought tangoes and goh. It went downhil from there. I laned Radiant Safe against Slardar and Lina. A few seconds after horn, he started roaming. Which is fine, usually. Except I needed him in lane, since Lina was easily zoning me out while Slardar freefarmed and denied. I told him to come back. Instead, he circled around mid lane and our jungle for ~5 minutes, doing nothing except two failed ganks mid and some halfassed (one) warding. When he finally did come back to lane, I initiated and chronoed on the Lina, then he stole the kill with a Fissure. After complaining about my cs, he then went back to mid, keeping our jungle and runes unwarded for most of the game.He used smoke twice, I think, but they just ended up walking into blind highground and Jugg ultis. I needed to catch up on farm after an abysmal solo lane against that duo, so I farmed. He "didn't mince words" and bitched for 15 minutes because I was not participating in the fights on the other side of river, and not using chrono every time some bait showed up on the other side of the map. I think I got reported for farming, too. I did chrono the SF, but this was in the middle of a Rosh attempt he initiated. Turns out that he did not deward and they knew we were roshing, and he failed to mention that I caught 4 enemies in that chrono and right after it ended it was an easy SF ult teamwipe. This is in addition to the whole "i shouldn't be here I should be with my 5k group" spiel he was on about the whole time, too. He stole about two or three more kills before just sticking with the SF the rest of the game, and using Echo Slam on one enemy "for the lulz, oh my god". I would advise not playing with this guy (username some autistic shit about soft anime eyes or whatever) at all, that was really terrible. He never said anythjng about not wanting support, and he didn't even really try to play support anyway.

Stack is in 1 hour and 15 minutes.


 No.3459

>>3457

Okay, on hindsight nef maybe I should be less mean about your name choice.

But seriously, you're a jerk.


 No.3460

>>3457

>>3459

thats bullshit, and i will tell you why.

>Earthshaker bitched at me about my starting items, I just said fuck it, sold those, and bought tangoes and goh.

those WERE your shit starting items. maybe if you'd bought a poor man's you'd have had less trouble in lane from the lina.

>A few seconds after horn, he started roaming.

i roamed mid because you made it abundantly clear that any attempt i made at helping you bottom wasn't going to help, so I let you get solo XP for a faster 6

>doing nothing except two failed ganks mid and some halfassed (one) warding.

sf killed the qop once and when she came back we killed her again.

you do realize wards are on a 6 minute cooldown right?

>I initiated and chronoed on the Lina, then he stole the kill with a Fissure.

this was in the middle lane. i'll admit I got the kill. money toward a blink, a real item, unlike a rushed aghs on void.

>He used smoke twice, I think, but they just ended up walking into blind highground and Jugg ultis

I used one smoke, with one other player, and we killed the bloodseeker and got out

the jugg ult you're recalling was the one where we were across the river from our mid t1 and you (and nobody else but this isn't about them) didn't teleport or respond in any way. gotta farm that aghs I guess. The SF died because he ate a maledict jugg ult.

>I needed to catch up on farm after an abysmal solo lane against that duo

a really good way to get back into a game where you're behind is to play around your team. participate in ganks, fights, and pushes. instead, you farmed at the slowest rate imaginable, managing to get outfarmed by the enemy witch doctor.

>not using chrono every time some bait showed up on the other side of the map

bait? honestly? there were so many instances where you could have tp'd, could have responded when the rest of us went somewhere as a team, but you never did. you sat around hitting jungle creeps, not even pushing lanes.

>I did chrono the SF, but this was in the middle of a Rosh attempt he initiated.

see, it's really not that difficult to land a chrono that doesn't contain all your teammates. Especially important when you have a hard-hitting ranged damage dealer like sf on your team. but then, you didn't max time walk until 14.

>Turns out that he did not deward and they knew we were roshing

I didn't feel the need to deward because I thought we'd be able to fight them despite your shit farm, but when i got bashed by roshan and you ulted our team, the fight went to shit (note also that i did sentry and nobody killed the ward because i was already in the pit)

>This is in addition to the whole "i shouldn't be here I should be with my 5k group" spiel he was on about the whole time

I don't have a 5k group. I never even said anything LIKE that.

>sticking with the SF the rest of the game

it became clear to me that the Sf was worth being near. nobody else was.

>and using Echo Slam on one enemy "for the lulz, oh my god".

the only time I solo ulted anybody was when i ulted the jugg after he masked and i got a kill on him from full hp to 0, completely alone

you however at least once just chrono'd me in our jungle. for the lulz indeed.

(another instance of something that I never said)

>He never said anythjng about not wanting support

when you mentioned even having the idea to do this I told you it was going to be a shitshow of bad players wanting to play carry. that's exactly what I got.

I won't even mention mmr (half because you for some reason haven't bothered to calibrate). You queue into normal skill. I queue into very high skill. You're so low when we queued together it was in normal skill. don't talk like you made the big plays and I did nothing but make mistakes. I won't pretend I played perfectly but you accomplished almost as little as the abandoned sniper.

match id was 1635978228 and for some reason lopunny turned off dotabuff


 No.3461

>>3460

Inspector Catsby here on the case. I will glance over the match id and take some notes down to see who is correct in this argument, but I cannot prove anything that involves allies chat and voice unfortunately. Will post later with updates.


 No.3462

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>>3457

>>3460

>>3461

Lopunny admits to spending the entire game farming, yet he still ended with less farm than ANYONE else and less than 2 last hits per minute on the hardest carry in the game, so there's that. He also dealt the least tower damage and second least hero damage out of anyone on his team, so where those 50 minutes went is a mystery.

For exact numbers, Faceless Void had 10 last hits at the 10 minute mark and 44 last hits at the 35 minute mark, fewer than all players who had not abandoned. He had fewer last hits than the roaming ES who bought 17 observer wards, 12 sentry wards, and 3 smokes. ES also bought and upgraded the courier, so he clearly did his job of supporting, while Lopunny didn't do his job of carrying. Lopunny also sold his gloves of haste only to buy them back later to complete his power treads (like, what the fuck). He bought Aghs as his first core item at 28 minutes and Daedalus as his second core item at 46 minutes, which means that at the very end of the match, after admitting to farming throughout the entire game, he had 2/6 completed slots as a hard carry with two escapes, friendly wards covering the map, a flying courier, a reliable initiator, an abandoned teammate who supplied extra gold throughout the match, only 3 teammates to share an entire map of farm with who all participated in teamfights that he stayed out of. There's no pattern to his skill build (EQWEERQEWWRWQQR) and he managed to have less gold and xp per minute than anyone else on his team even with the least deaths.

There's no way I can defend that. You don't have to be great, no one expected a 500 MMR player to be on par with the 5k player he queued with, but it's clear that Lopunny didn't make an effort. With over 1500 hours of Dota 2 play time, he should understand hero roles and at least attempt to do his job in a team. Even if he sucked, if he gave half a shit about winning the match, he would have shown it. The worst thing about it is that, judging by Lopunny's response, he doesn't think he did anything wrong. Instead, he has to try to defend himself and look like a dick in the process.

Tl;dr Nothing new here, folks. Move along.


 No.3464

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Inspector Catsby here and wanted to point some stuff about the match out but I kind of got bored of the game half way through and stopped trying to counter their specific points so here it is:

Weeaboo Faggot is wrong about:

> he just picked void despite being at least 3k below me when we already had a sniper sf and timber

He second picked Faceless Void when you guys only had a Timber.

> 10 minutes in he had no boots and 1k gold

It was around 7 mins but still not good.

> he would go fountain on 1/2 hp and full mana despite having lifesteal

Happened after a team fight with you, him, and sf you guys won and killed qop and lina. It was actually the opposite where he was full hp and 1/2 mana but that's even worst lol. After watching for a little while longer he goes back to base way to often and needs to use the courier more often for items instead of just tping back to base for some Power Treads.

What Lopunny is wrong about:

>after Earthshaker bitched at me about my starting items, I just said fuck it, sold those

Nope, you just bought those items straight up without selling anything or buying anything first. That was your starting build with faceless a Glove of Haste and Tangos.

>A few seconds after horn, he started roaming.

Looking at your items and skill build, you went time lock lvl 1 and tried to kill slardar but both of you only had tango for regen while Lina and Slardar had more than you. Not only that it was a double melee vs ranged melee then you died to both of them. He stayed in lane for over two mintues but you guys clearly lost the lane by that time and trying to help out mid was the better decision. After he goes back and tries to harrass them with fissures but there is nothing he can do to help you get farm in that lane. He contests runes and helps out mid in general to make sure he gets ahead in the game which sf does.

> some halfassed (one) warding.

It looks like he was doing a pretty good job keeping wards up being a solo support and having to roam since the lane didn't work out.

> I initiated and chronoed on the Lina, then he stole the kill with a Fissure.

It was on QoP in middle lane not Lina but he did steal the kill which I don't think is that big of an issue.

>not using chrono every time some bait showed up on the other side of the map

Weeaboofag is right on this one they had a fight in front of the tier 1 tower mid and Lopunny had a TP but started walking across the jungle to get to the fight instead of tping while in lane. Half way there the fight was over and he just resumed farming again. There was another fight top the team took but I don't think faceless could have made it there in time since he just revived when the fight started so he would have been there at the end of it when sf was running for his life, he could have saved sf but I don't think he was wrong by not going to it.

I don't think Lopunny used his mask of madness at all to farm during the game. There was also a lot of times where he just stood around not doing much instead of farming or trying to gank people.

Once Lopunny got Aghs he used it in a Rosh fight and they won it but he took ageis and proceed to do nothing at all with it just farmed instead of pushing and taking fights. You don't build aghs on Faceless if you are just going to farm away and don't take away the aegis if you weren't going to attempt to push down a rax or take a fight it would have been better on SF or Timber.

They eventually lost when SF died in a fight and they coundn't defend it so they push down mid rax and the ancient. I think Lopunny actually threw the game when he took aegis and the proceed to farm his jungle for the next 20 mins until they lost. Overall, I came to the conclusion that you are all fucking retards.

Sincerely,

Inspector Catsby


 No.3465

>>3464

>well memed!

I wonder why cats got so internet-popular and not dogs.

Stack in 20 minutes


 No.3468

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 No.3503

I have low pri, plus I have been playing a shit ton of CS GO so I've been neglecting doto. I'll start again sometime this week


 No.3508

>>3503

hey, im just wondering are you bad at csgo too


 No.3511

>>3503

>Lopunny

Some faggot who doesn't understand what the point of chan is?


 No.3513

>>3503

Why do you have low priority?


 No.3514

>>3513

should be obvious


 No.3520

>>3508

>>3513

>>3514

>>3511

Quality posts, /v/. Upvoted.

For the rest of you, next stack on Thursday, at the normal 6 PM time and then every six hours after.


 No.3581

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And here I tought I was bad


 No.3596

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Reading this thread was truly an adventure.

Anyway, back to solo queue and winning.


 No.3597

>>3596

Shit, thanks for bumping the thread I completely forgot about these. I've been doing too much cs go and procrastinating about the low pri. I'll go do that now :(




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