/dota2/ - Dota 2

>Bloodseeker

jaja perra puta soy de perú es fuerte novato jajaja REPORT i am pro player and its totally not just my hero jajaja

>>3372

You are eating modified pasta.

>Bane

Only builds MoM and won't explain why, focuses Gyro in each and every teamfight

>Riki

"

United forever in friendship and labour,

Our mighty republics will ever endure.

The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.

The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us

Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above

And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,

Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,

And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.

Our glory will live in the memory of nations

And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see."

>Void

"HAHAHA WHY IS YOUR K:D SO MUCH LOWER THAN MINE I'M CLEARLY A BETTER PLAYER THAN YOU AHAHAHAHA NO MY HERO CHOICE DOESN'T MATTER YOU'RE JUST MAD"

>>3374

Salty about void, plus, Riki isn't the RUSSIA poster hero, that's Ursa.

>Axe

Will skip blink dagger and boots to farm safelane for his bloodstone.

>Omniknight

Sir Action Slacks' biggest fan. Doesn't take the game seriously in any manner. 60% chance to courier feed all game, 40% chance to run a carry build, despite your team desperately needing his support. Only uses his ultimate to try to save himself, which will still be a waste because he'll die anyway.

>>3374

I'm pretty sure anyone who builds MoM on bane is just baneposting

>>3370

I pick techies, abbadon, and lion all the time.

>Shadow Fiend

Will flame the most but carry the team so you feel bad about flaming back (even though you do).

>Kaolin

1-3.5k

"It's my first game as ES, please don't be mad."

Past that

"You assholes better fucking push."

>techies

What should i do with my life now that le reddit army has managed to get our fanfiction meme hero into valve's game?

>>3381

Meh, I've done it. Phase Boots / MoM / BM

It's kinda entertaining.

>>4056

To be clear, I wasn't doing it to banepost. I just do it because so many agis somehow never realize that you don't want to trade auto against bane given the 600 hp swing a Brain Sap inflicts. At first the agi is thinking lol, then one sap and they try to run but they cant because seriously, dat movespeed. It's one of those builds that takes advantage of shit players' preconceived notions of heroes to get them to kill themselves over and over again.

>>4080

are…are you playing right click bane

Are you the blademail zues fucker?

>>4081

MoM was one of the most effective Bane items according to Dotabuff for a while. It's really not good for anything but memeing around if you're playing against anyone decent.

>>4081

Yes and yes.

I know it's bad but it's fun and in a game of bads you must always carry anyway. Bane's carry power comes from the fact that carrying is relative (and his all-rounder stats).

(To be clear I really just do this in unranked.)

Also my carry bane usually gets Heaven's Halberd + Orchid Malevolence so to be clear I'm not going full retard right click carry. I have a lot of soft disables.

>>4080

>>4097

>>4104

>>4105

Jesus Christ, just fucking stop.

>le large man 4U meme haha

No, fuck off. It's not viable and it's not funny.

>>4107

I've been doing it since before the bane meme became a thing.

>>4109

you're telling me you were doing that before 2012?

somehow i don't believe you

inb4 "le dota 1 player"

>>4107

>bane

>not funny

gb2 halfchan /v/

>>4117

Correct. I did it in DotA 1 and HoN.

>>4121

>plz listen to me i played dota 1 :(

post mmr / dotabuff

>>4122

>plz listen to me?

Dafuq? Dude, it's a joke build start to finish. Doesn't mean I haven't done it and had fun doing it. Whether you want to do it is your own prerogative. And yes, been around since DotA 1. I'm not sure how any of that's so unbelievable.

You act like old-time dota players aren't allowed to dick around. If anything, some of us start dicking around more because game is getting stale.

>>4123

player trend: dota 1 player:

acts knowledgeable despite not having attained more than 3.5k mmr through their seven years experience.

refusal to call items by their dota 2 names (le lothar's edge!!1), and will make up names for dota 2-specific items (super-lothar, super-medallion) because change is hard.

see also: ex-hontrash, faux dota 1 player

>>4124

The fuck is this shit? I have no idea what your experiences have been (probably pleb shit since you sound like a low mmr shitter yourself) but actual dota 1 players do exist. If you want one of my DotA 2 complaints, here's one: DotA 2 cancels casts when enemies fog out or exit range. In DotA 1 I remember only needing a split second of visibility to charge people down with SB. And it's not 7 years; it's 10 - more if you count pre-snowtoad. And the only I item I somewhat consistently call by its dota 1 name is guinsoo/sheepstick. Lothar's Edge was a name that never felt right to me since Lothar was a paladin.

Now can you stop being a fucking tool who just hates silly builds?

>>4128

Also iirc Lothar's Edge was originally a different type of item. I forget what it did though.

Doom

>JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO PRESS R HOLY SHIT SO FUCKING JACKED I GOTTA JUNGLE ALL GODDAMN DAY I NEED A FUCKING 25-MINUTE MIDAS 50-MINUTE RADIANCE A 75-MINUTE BATTLEFURY THEN ANOTHER MIDAS AND EIGHT GODDAMN SHADOW BLADES SO I CAN WALK AROUND AND PRESS R

>The fuck you mean I have three other abilities?

>>4135

I hate playing Doom tbh. You only have one decent and consistent teamfight ability assuming you don't have mana for your ult. You take one person out of a fight and then you might be able to hit people a few times if your armor allows for surviving in the middle of multiple heroes.

>>4135

if you are going to comolain, do it right. Doom doesn't build radiance anymore, never built BF, and only uses SB in cheese pubs. Aghs rush and armor is Doom now, plus blinkerino daggerino. If you think Doom is only good with R you are bad at Doom

>>4149

>comolain

Here's your reply! Start by reading the original post.

>>4128

>"b-but i've been playing since before icefraud!"

i'll assume by your refusal to post mmr that you're sub-3k

>>4157

It was 4.3k (which is less impressive than it may sound, at least 5K seems to be the threshold for escaping idiots) but I'm smurfing another account since that one is connected to my RL identity. The new account isn't even in ranked yet.