>>3473
Here you go OP. A guide to success on the ladder.
When you get to 2200+
Start playing Captain's Mode.
When you are playing Captain's Mode, find the mouse position on the screen where you can spam and get captain as fast as possible.
You climbing depends on three things:
1. Your willingness to improve
2. You getting captain
3. You knowing how to draft
1. The first one comes down to you and I'm not going to talk about it.
2. Getting Captain
When I say spam, I mean you need to fucking press the mouse key like you're life depends on it.
Don't injure yourself. But spam press really fucking fast. You HAVE to get captain.
Why? Because you are playing with the assumption that your entire team is retarded.
Which brings me to the third point:
3. Knowing how to draft
If you take captain and draft like a retard, you deserve to be below 2k. So I'm going to tell you how to draft. There are three essential commandments when drafting.
1. Try to draft Witch Doctor and Wraith King in every single game
2. If the enemy team has even a SINGLE invis hero, draft Zeus. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING.
3. The hero you pick for yourself must be powerful.
Explanation:
1. Draft WD and Wraith King. Why?
Because everyone you are playing with is a fucking retard (remember this is our assumption) and these heroes are very easy to be effective with.
2. Draft Zeus if against invis
NEVER expect your team to buy sentries. Some times they will. I can tell you that. But it is NEVER an expectation. Zeus is very easy to win with and he counters invis.
3. You need to pick something that retards don't know how to play against, while at the same time being really fucking powerful. Want some examples?
Spectre and Leshrac are great examples. These are heroes that you CAN NOT let your team use. YOU must use them if you draft them (only draft one of them obviously).
These are not the only ones. They are just examples. It is up to you to find a hero that is very effective while at the same time receiving very little play. Watch RECENT pro games to educate yourself on the matter.
PRACTICE the hero when you pick it and STICK to that hero. If you are bad at last hitting and denying with that hero then you need to go into a custom match and you need to practice until you get AT LEAST a sum of 80 from last hits and denies. If you get 84 last hits and 84 denies then you are a fucking king. Oh and don't buy anything during these practice sessions. Only tangos to stay in lane with good health.
A few last things to note.
1. You're team is retarded. Retards don't like being made fun of or treated badly. Keep team moral UP. Don't criticize these people EVER. Just encourage the team. Try to use voice because they will see you as more of a human rather than a robot. Encourage supports to buy wards but don't complain if they don't.
2. Quick clarification about the team you draft. You should have 3 ranged heroes and 2 melee heroes. If you don't then you are fucking yourself over. One of the ranged you should try to make Witch Doctor. One of the Melee you should try to make Wraith King.
A few hero suggestions from personal experience:
Omniknight
Abaddon
Warlock
Lich
Earthshaker (ONLY WITH A RANGED CARRY)
Crystal Maiden
Chaos Knight
Sven
Tidehunter
Enigma (if someone wants it)
Silencer (if someone wants it)
GOOD LUCK