This patch has been going on for so long, many a techies game was had. In fact during this patch I almost got engaged a bit of a tragic story but, I'll gather up my strength and try to relive some of the painful memories. It started way back in July, TI wa

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Lopunny 09/20/15 (Sun) 23:39:10 No.4130

This patch has been going on for so long, many a techies game was had. In fact during this patch I almost got engaged a bit of a tragic story but, I'll gather up my strength and try to relive some of the painful memories. It started way back in July, TI was right around he corner and I met this lovely girl name Sally and her odd friend Joseph. The techies menace was in full force and Sally and I actually bonded quite well on our absolute hatred of balanced space pony and techies. We started dating and things had only gotten better as we were closer than ever; however, Joseph an avid techies player was starting to act odder and stranger. After TI things were going so well that I proposed to Sally and she said yes, just picture it a marriage based on the hatred of techies and 6.84. Then one night Joseph broke into our room we were sharing together and yelled SUICIDE SQUAD ATTACK and ran headfirst into Sally. Unfortunately her aegis had expired and she died of blunt force trauma to her brain. Joseph's eye was the only thing that was injured and it swelled up to what looked like a massive cotton ball. I cursed him as the cops took him away and I have no idea where he is today. To this day every time I see a techies player in a game, well I think to myself quietly that if it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe I'd been married a long time ago, where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eye Joe

Lopunny 09/21/15 (Mon) 06:24:03 No.4131

>>4130

I really fucking hate techies players.

I don’t care what colour you are. I don’t care where you’re from. I don’t care what you do for a living. I don’t care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you’ve fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.

Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate ‘nice guys’ who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.

Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your “roasting”. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It’s all shit. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don’t give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.

faggot Lopunny 09/24/15 (Thu) 13:02:34 No.4134

git gud nerd lmao

Lopunny 11/16/15 (Mon) 18:55:30 No.4313

>>4131

This would be funnier if it had the "normie" things replaced with "techies" things.