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I guess I could give this a try. I can't find the rules, so I'm gonna assume it's similar-ish to /d/. Here goes nothin'.
I'm going to college in western Washington. I wouldn't call myself a looker, but I don't think I'm naturally very ugly. I am pretty overweight, though. I've got a sort of NEET lifestyle going on, although I recently went back to college.
My fetishes are fat girls, feeding, weight gain, slob (gross stuff like farts, burps, sweat, body odor, etc.), nerd girls, and shortstacks. But I've kind of rolled in every puddle there is in /d/. I don't mind furries, but it's not so much a fetish of mine as something I learned to tolerate in order to amass a truly ungodly amount of porn. I'm not sure what I'm expecting, but if I had to say, a girl who isn't crazy, or at least is on my own dysfunctional wavelength, and posting something like this on an anonymous imageboard seems to be more in tune with what I'd want than something like an OKCupid profile.
I enjoy video games, pen-and-paper type traditional games, fantasy and sci-fi, big dumb action movies (esp from the 80's and 90's), comics and cartoons, anime and manga, and wasting my life on the internet. I don't do a lot of conventional social stuff. I'm fully aware that this paints me as a spaghetti-dropping basement hermit, but that's because basically I am.
So basically, if you're an overweight chick who doesn't care that much about hygiene and you just want to get comfy and nerd it up, I'm down. I won't push my kinks on you as, like, a required thing, but if you possess those traits it's like… A bonus? I live in western Washington, in the Olympia area, and if there's any kind of interest I'll put up an e-mail.