Chels couldn't keep away from twitter thanks to the literal war that was going on about her and her fellow women online. She clicked on the photoshop window she had open on her second monitor. There was a picture of her – marble white skin, short, dyed pink hair, skinny, heart-shaped face – that she had added text to. She couldn't believe that in this day and age people still couldn't accept feminism. Which is exactly why I have to keep fighting these manbabies.
She typed a message into the textbox on the screen, probably too forcefully. She hated this stupid imageboard, with its "2edgy5me" attitude about every serious issue including, lately, her favorite writers and magazines. These nerds just don't understand why it was important to share stories of disempowered groups like women and minorities – no matter the cost. They didn't get that no matter how good her life was, it would never outweigh the oppressive force of the patriarchal microaggressions that permeated the lives of her and every other woman.
Thank god Chels' father had hired a cybersecurity expert for her, that meant she could really show these idiots who is boss with no personal repurcussions. She had come up with a brilliant "false flag" that she was sure the media would pick up on immediately. They all fought for social justice like she did. Well, the good ones at least.
"Fuck these stupid Vivian posts, you faggots", she typed into the text box, cringing at the f-word, "focus on the bitch who actually needs to be fucked."
Then she saved and attached her custom photo. It was the picture of her, with red text overlay reading, "Next on te hitlist: Chels La Marke, Social Justice Whore." No doubt her sisters in feminism would be monitoring the thread and screencap it immediately, send it to the "right" people. These Vivian threads were the worst. So perverted.
Chels tabbed back over to her twitter timeline. Only boring "goobergrapers" repeating the same old arguments. Objectivity, "ethics", etc.
"Bored now, fuck you", she typed.
Chels was proud of herself. She'd been personally responsible for creating a petition that got bayonetta 2 removed from her local games stores, she'd actually made a few ex-"gowmbergrompers" check their privilege for once, and now she was going to successfully false-flag a bunch of shitgoblins into visiting and "ddosing" her personal blog. Helooooo Patreon money.
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