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RULES IDEA THREAD DutchLord 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:21:32 7e6699 No.5[Reply]

Post any ideas you for for board rules.
Boobs and stuff are allowed. I will allow dicks and gay shit unless it gets out of hand.
>yes i am homophobic.

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Anonymous ## Board Owner 02/20/15 (Fri) 00:08:26 7e6699 No.61

>>58
I don't live in the Netherlands. I am American.

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Resources thread Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:19:43 b2c568 No.24[Reply]

This thread is where we post helpful resources and tools for our Dutch learning journey.

>http://www.learndutch.org/
>https://www.duolingo.com
>http://www.childrensbooksforever.com/childrenpages/Dutch.html

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Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 08:02:45 b2c568 No.39

Here's a good article about achieving native fluency. Anyone who intends to go beyond the basics should give it a read.

http://www.thepolyglotdream.com/nativefluency/

Banners and Flags AnonymousFag ## Board Owner 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:05:41 6ba42e No.19[Reply]

Upload any banners and flags you want. make sure they are the appropriate sizes.
>Banners must be < 500KB and have image dimensions 300px x 100px.

>Flags must be a maximum of 48KB and 11-20 x 11-16 pixels.

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Artliest Anoniem 11/29/15 (Sun) 21:51:53 4b4951 No.73 [Reply]

I want yo bike people to appreciaet me art

Ik heb een kanker bakker tyfus

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Board Volunteers Anonymous ## Board Owner 02/17/15 (Tue) 02:42:34 f7a477 No.35 [Reply]

Prove to me that you are worthy to become a board vrijwilliger.

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 20:41:36 054aaa No.65

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Ik ben nederlands.

Anoniem 04/04/15 (Sat) 01:34:39 df44a9 No.67

Mijn grote vader is Frisian master race.
Mijn grote moeder is panakooken master race.

Ik ben master race.

Anoniem 10/15/15 (Thu) 14:07:23 c235b4 No.72

Ik ben geen buitenlander.

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Canada Hate Thread AnonymousFag 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:53:14 10caba No.13 [Reply]

Rule 1. of the Dutch Dick Empire: All Canadian Men must forfeit their daughters to any Dutch man who desires them.

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Anonymous ## Board Owner 02/17/15 (Tue) 02:15:16 1d0605 No.32

>>31
He might be smoking too much of that sweet Netherlands grass.
>implying you can smoke too much

Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 02:19:51 d82e6f No.34

>>31
Nice ID dutchbro

!!Bo8eeQiEsM 02/17/15 (Tue) 02:46:56 1d0605 No.36

>>34
He is using Tor

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 08:05:11 4a5520 No.44

>>25
Wat de fuck is dit kanker?

Anoniem 08/14/15 (Fri) 20:31:33 1af723 No.71

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>mfw canadian

>mfw dutch (ethnically)

I'll do it!

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Hoe één leugen 25 jaar van zijn leven kost Anonymous 08/10/15 (Mon) 15:31:45 eae97f No.70 [Reply]

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/960/Buitenland/article/detail/2417569/2015/08/10/Hoe-een-leugen-25-jaar-van-zijn-leven-kost.dhtml?utm_source=hln&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter&utm_content=daily

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346345345 Anoniem 07/30/15 (Thu) 01:31:00 ce0552 No.69 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.346436

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AnonymousFag 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:25:03 14eee0 No.6 [Reply]

I'd just like to interject for a moment.
learning a language is a huge commitment, and I think its far to easy for this group learning endeavour to fail, because of the nature of an anonymous imageboard. I think if he had much more personal interaction with each other, either through a Skype or steam group, that we'd all be much more likely to stick to it. Also, even if this whole thing falls through, we could walk away having made some new friends.

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Anonymous ## Board Owner 02/20/15 (Fri) 00:06:05 a62985 No.60

>>59
This is 8chan. Racism isn't just tolerated, it is encouraged.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 11:23:03 9105fb No.62

>>60
Well that's good news, this dutchmen wants to become even more dutch. The netherlands just seemed very liberal. Nice board so far.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 14:59:35 f9fefe No.63

>>59
>mijn
>jij
>niks/niets, daar
>mijn racisme
>gaan zitten
(Mijn because it's possessive/bezittelijk)
Verder is het okee

Anoniem 04/02/15 (Thu) 03:24:00 64d378 No.66

>>6
If anyone still goes on her, i made a skype group. I'm trying to learn Dutch when i travel to The Netherlands this summer. Add me on skype and i'll add you. Username: Heygrep (That is if anyone still goes here)

Anoniem 04/07/15 (Tue) 18:57:04 f9fefe No.68

>>66
I still go here occasionally. I'll add you.

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DutchLord 02/16/15 (Mon) 23:59:00 db2f6f No.1 [Reply]

Hallo! This is where we are all going to become Dutchmen

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AnonymousFag 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:04:52 f69963 No.4

>>2
Teach me your ways, O Fucking Pro.

O wait, you did.

LearningIsFun! 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:11:53 4405ab No.21

I'm doing it guys!

Ik ben een man.
Wrouw ben kind.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 08:00:54 6c4f67 No.43

>>21
Jij ben een flikker.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 09:05:27 2ac5cd No.45

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Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 14:59:58 714577 No.64

>>43
*bent

>>21
I don't know what you're trying to say at "wrouw ben kind".

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i n t Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:12:14 1bd1f3 No.22 [Reply]

I love the dutch. Too bad I'm a fucking faggot. 22 GET

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Anonymous ## Board Owner 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:51:59 e177c3 No.26

Yeah, too bad. I also love the dutch.

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AnonymousFag 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:55:42 ce462e No.14 [Reply]

Hallo. Ik ben een man. Ik haat Canadia.

AnonymousFag ## Board Owner 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:01:07 6363f3 No.18

Go to the Canada Hate Thread
http://8ch.net/dutch/res/13.html