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/dw2d/ - Don't Want to Die

Refusing to Let Go of the Interwebz


Winner of the 77nd Attention-Hungry Games
/x/ - Paranormal Phenomena and The RCP Authority

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>Welcome to /dw2d/ - Don't Want to Die

If you are over a certain age but still can't let go of shitposting, looking for a place to hide from the daily life, craving for a 30+ meeting base, look no further.

Enjoy your stay!


1. The global rules apply.

2. Kindly spoiler all nudity and gore.

3. No racism, sexism, or any other kind of abuse that may reduce the board into an alt-right haven.

4. No spamming.

5. All the meta discussion goes under this thread.


This is a dirty picture u old man 👴🏼

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>finally come to far far away land full of hot women

>find a decent temporary lodge filled with pretty chicks

>they are into you

>during each dinner they sit at your table

>they stop you on your way to your office just to talk to you

>eventually they learn that you're 30

>they be 18, 19 at best

>awkward tension

>"wow, you don't look like you're 30"

>next day

>eat alone

>silently nod to say hi to the people



Saying you're thirty is like putting flexseal on their vaginas. Don't you ever mention it again. 27 is good enough for a ons, if you want to say thirty you better have the moneys to pay for their Mr.grey fantasy

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I have to say I'm mostly on the positive side. Have no more illusions of "career" and "prestige", so I don't give a fuck about what is expected of me. Traits like lonerness fortified themselves. I have been incredibly lucky a few times. Did not achieve the positive ends I was hoping for in my 20s,but also was spared the negative ends.


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Through the social media I'm witnessing the transition of my old friends' lives from enduringly boring to pretty much the same thing you see in everyone, everyday. I have managed to resist for awhile but there was a time where I craved for the same thing, which was this year.

Thank lord I now have a second chance.

As for the prestige and career, yes, I'm quite disillusioned. But at the same time, I feel like there is something else coming around the corner. Or maybe it's just the hormones doing their last bit right before the final transition. Who knows?

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>another one


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>too dumb to post

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>Be me

>Gf's sister tells me about her night out

says her and friends have been hit on by >a creepy old guy

>says he was "like thirty"



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>tfw scrolling way up to find your birth year


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>met a girl from twitter

>first date-ish

>she turns out to be fledgling

>revealed my age

>she goes "don't worry I know all about the stuff your age, like, floppy disks?"

>sips coffee

>checks phone



Volunteered to give her a ride to a 21st birthday party. What's the most embarrassing old people thing I can do?

I'm 4 "join the party"


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>Trying to befriend her friends by bombarding them with old innerjokes and blaming them for not laughing.

I would go for it. Do it!

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This and I'll say "as af". Winds young people up as af

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According to some, there comes a time when a person stops listening to new music and sticks with whatever they had in the days of yore. Is that the case for you dwed?

To be honest, I am trying really hard to discover new music through spotify. At times it works but the other times I hit the ears up with good ol' Wu Tang.

>inb4 Spotify

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I sometimes discover new old music, that's it

Like this gem



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I cannot stop myself listening to this for some weird reason. And for your information I now have an urge to wear adidas trousers combined with white socks and fake aviator glasses. I'm sweating bullets at the moment… What did you do to me?!

(I hope the video is really sponsored by Red Bull)


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The guys rob Russian mafia and hit the clubs afterwards.



I have awoken your kanax instincts. You will thank me later

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I don't get it.

>be the owner of a multibillion hi-tech company

>electric cars


But suddenly,

>target your marketing strategy to post-hipster rejects

>spam twitter trolls with scientific lingo

>become a meme

>smoke grass on air

Is he also afraid of dying? Is he a dwed /dw2d/?



He full on is. Stock market no longer buying crazy ideas to live on Mars despite instant cancer from radiation


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The man is a parody of this century. It looks like he doesn't want to carry the hero narrative that is being spewed out by the media, despite the fact that he built his entire image on the same narrative.

We need more people to list here though. More famous dweds.


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Nevur forget


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This poor sod right here.

Gavin McInnes started off as the new face of counter-culture in Canada back in the late 80s and later on, he co-founded Vice. After he was kicked out of the company he continued with other counter-cult. websites and lastly we saw him on Fox News and other conservative media outlets. Initially hailed as the "father of hipsters", now is famous for being an alt-right media commentator.

Then how is he a dw2d? He thinks this new alt-right thing is downright the new punk and that's what makes him feel young-ish. Almost all of his writings, his autobiography called "the death of the cool", his video comedy sketches revolve around the same thing; past youth. He rejects growing up, but by doing so, turned himself into a true fascist.

Nowadays he claims that abortion is white-genocide.

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