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 No.811[Reply]

Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri? I can't help but think the Anunnaki or some shit will come back and torture the fuck out of us.

>B-B-BUT MISTER HIGHLY EVOLVED PROGENITOR SPECIES CAN'T EXIST! HUMANS JUST SPRANG OUT OF THE GROUND ALL ON OUR OWN!

>'EY GURL, JAMAL'S PENI-PENI WANNA REFRESH WIF YU, NHOOO
>MY BABY IS THE EASIEST BABY EVER, MISTER GOD WILL BE SO PROUD~
>IF YU LIVE AN EASY LIFE AND BE GOOD, YU'LL GET TO TAKE IT EASY FOREVER IN HEAVEN WITH STREETS PAVED OF GOLD!
>ANUNNAKI CAN'T LIVE HERE! THIS IS HUMAN'S EASY PLACE! IDGAF IF YU WERE HERE FIRST A BILLION YEARS AGO LOL
>MISTER NATURALLY-OCCURRING FOODS CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! NEED PROCESSED FOODS FULL OF SWEET-SWEETS!
>WHAT DO YU MEAN WE CAN'T REFRESH WHENEVER WE WANT?! MISTER SECOND COMING OF CHRIST WHO CAN'T TAKE IT EASY SHOULD GO AWAY AND DIE EASY!

Anyone else?
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 No.914

Humans are basically elder gods to yukkuri.

>unknowable, absurdly powerful otherworldly beings

>sometimes doing some things a certain way will appease them

>other times they don't care and they'll do horrible, incomprehensible things to you for reasons you cannot comprehend


 No.934

i think yukkuris are not exactly a parody of humans BUT a very simplistic interpretation of human nature and behavior, think about this…

>Easy place as the so long whished/dream house

>Killing strays and unknown yukkuris like some humans with other religions people, gays, foreigners…

>Take it easy as the utopic life.

>Acessory as the status quo

>Badges as the individual social status (indirectly your value/"price")

I will not even enter the whole shithead thing, and yukkuris think they outsmart everyone, this is pretty obvious after all.

maybe that explains our hate against they….


 No.951

>>934

I agree, yukkuri are a simplified and exaggerated interpretation of human nature and behavior which we dislike. Shit which gets us angry. With yukkuri we get to vent that through fictional abuse of magic pastries.


 No.956

>Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri?

Yes, I imagine it will be quite similar when most of humanity is burning in hell. With as little pity as we regard the yukkuri – grotesque, stupid, selfish, and proud – will God and his angels regard mankind.


 No.960

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>>956

Which god and which angels?




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 No.176[Reply]

Anyone know where to find 3D yukkuri models?

 No.192

Just Google it. They're not too hard to find.

 No.193

>>192
pretty much what this guy said, but lots of artists make their own

 No.202

>>192
It's easy to find rendered pictures, but harder to get the raw 3d data.

 No.954

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 No.177[Reply]

What are your favorite stories? Any story ideas?

Story collection:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/yufanfics
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 No.884

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I'm in the process of writing a story centered around pics related, just because it seems like such a fucked up, yet interesting idea to tinker with. Seeing as the Google group is full of retarded shit, would it be better if I posted it here?


 No.930

This is not really a story, more of a picture books that's around 307 pages long. It's such a ride that there's an early happy end if you just want that. The pages up to the true end is some what crazy, but it's explained.

Anyways here's the story Mother and Daughter4

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/946


 No.943

>>884

This isn't exactly the most active board, but there's no reason not to post it here as well.

>>930

A classic, but I really don't like the sequel. Every development is forced and the twists are as stupid as anything I've read in an unnecessary sequel. I say that as someone who dislikes the happy end of the original.


 No.949

>>943

>try to post whole story

>body is too long

>I dont know what the cutoff point is

Screw this, here's a link.

http://pastebin.com/P3yyv968

I've never written a Yukkuri story before but hopefully it doesn't suck too much dick.


 No.950

Very nice. Did you posted it int groups?




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 No.942[Reply]

If Yukkuri believe they could do things by believing they could, couldn't humans take advantage of that and exploit it to their means by making them believe the opposite?

For example, when a yukkuri is "bweing bworn eajy", could humans say something like, "Don't be born easy." and stop the birth, leaving the Ko in its mom's Mamu-Mamu like pic related.

 No.944

yes


 No.945

no


 No.946

maybe


 No.947

I don't know.


 No.948

That happens in Between Studies, towards the end. An anon tells a Marisa their ripped-up hat will restore when it falls on their head, and it does.

He then later exploits this by taking out an eye from a Marisa and Reimu, telling them they'll only get them back if they will for him to do well on his studies, and presumably he does.

Good thing Yukkuri are too stupid to realise they can do shit like this, or comics would take one hell of a different turn.




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 No.929[Reply]

Best toehoe?



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 No.919[Reply]

Is fluffy pony allowed on /easy/ ?

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 No.922

>>920

It's a "buri", some sort of premature yukkuri.


 No.923

>>922

So it serves no purpose other than to die a horrible death?


 No.924

>>923

Novelty probably, they're too retarded to be shitheads. Just keep them in a tiny little corner of the world where they don't know anything.


 No.928


 No.959

Are there non-abuse areas of this fan spinoff?




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 No.826[Reply]

What's up with Yukkuri and intelligence? It seems like some of them eventually gain human-level sentience and comprehension, but to what extent is this legitimate? Some of them have morals, even creations, can handle simple tasks etc… but in the end seem to fall short.

 No.827

The boring answer is that there's no solid Yukkuri "canon" and artists will just make them act however they like.

Though a lot of stories seem to go with the idea that hardship breeds a stronger, smarter Yukkuri, and a life of luxury will breed an ignorant shithead.


 No.912

>>827

Alternatively, bodied yukkuri can be smarter as they have more brainspace as the body-paste are spread out over a larger body.


 No.917

>>912

Should've said this earlier when I made that post, but basically larger body = more RAM. That's also why Dosus are above the general population.




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 No.387[Reply]

Would you ever molest a yukkuri?
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 No.403

>>402
which?

 No.404

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>>403
Either Meiling or Reimu.

 No.405

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>>404
>ears

 No.419

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I'd def. get it on with a Kimeemaru, until yukkuri evolution gets more advanced. Maybe Remirya, but a lot has to happen for that to come to fruition.

 No.911

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This Chen




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 No.907[Reply]

what is your favorite picture of yukkuris near death or dead non-abuse related?

i like this one, all the happinnes will be gone at the same moment that those koyu's touch the pepper

 No.908

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This one's subtle.


 No.909

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 No.789[Reply]

LEL

LEL

REAL YUKKURI WHEN?!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11503738/Girl-4-refuses-to-eat-anything-other-than-Petits-Filous-but-it-hasnt-affected-her-health.html
>A four-year-old girl who has refused to eat anything other than Petits Filous fromage frais for her entire life has baffled doctors.
>eats 30 pots every day
>will only eat the raspberry and strawberry flavour

>refuses to eat any solid food

>becomes hysterical every time mother Naomi, 32, offers her anything other than Petits Filous
>bursts into tears if she is offered an alternative brand

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 No.796

>>793
I think it goes without saying that we all secretly want to torture shitty children.

 No.798

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>>796
>mfw yukkuri are the gateway drug to child abuse

 No.799

>>796
speak for yourself m8, yukkuri are insects not even animals.

 No.804

>>796
I've never met a shitty child without even shittier parents.

 No.906

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 No.888[Reply]

The year is 2113

Yukkuris have become the worst plage mankind ever faced, all the efforts have being in vain, some yukkuris clans became ridicously powerful and numerous, that they start declaring wars and making big scale invasions and riots world-wide…

A world war is imminent, and mankind start building what could be considered the "last hope"

You and others 99 fellas are among the world best yukkuri specialists, from all kinds of speciality, profissional abyusers of entretainment industry, food engineers and scientists, pest control and animal control professionals and go on, you all are chosed to a 5 year trip on Yukkurium-one, a lab-spaceship with a single mission, create the final weapon against yukkuris.

The colossal ship contains since abuse chambers and small yukkuriuns to gene-splicing labs, biome domes and a yukkuri auto-breeder system, to produce an almost ilimited number of yukkuris, the ship will be monitored to make sure that no one go rampage or rebel, just to make sure the research is not damaged or comprimised.

Also, the ship will have his own staff, of capitains, janitors, medics, helpers and even trained yukkuris for some functions, like high-level patchoulis for data analise and remilias for "scientific trash disposal"

how the outcome of this voyage would be?

 No.889

If yukkuri have actually dominated humans then just blow up the planet and hope intelligent life arises somewhere in the universe to start again


 No.904

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>Dat Engrish

Patchy, go to bed.




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 No.254[Reply]

I'm looking for some really, really good satisfying abuse stories and comics.

Any recommendations /easy/?
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 No.264

>>257
I fucking love Suiso, his Yukkuri are so delightfully stupid and seeing them getting what they deserve puts a huge grin on my face.

I would also recommend Y but most of his stuff isn't translated or it's just really brief

 No.265

>>264
It's a shame he's so bad at finishing things. I want to see where that Yukkuri re-education center story was going.

 No.275

>>255
>>256
>>257
Many thanks to all of you

 No.898

/r/ing the comic where the girl buys a Yukkuri but ends up getting really annoyed at how useless it is so she starts cutting it up with scissors while masturbating and turns it into a doll


 No.899




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 No.868[Reply]

I was laying down and I suddenly heard a voice from my pillow. It was high-pitched and I couldn't make out what it was saying, but for some reason I immediately thought that a yukkuri was hiding in it…

 No.869

Well, did you check?


 No.880

>>869

Turns out I had farted after mistaking which end of me should be in which end of the bed.




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 No.777[Reply]

DESHE ARE WEIMU'S EASY TWIPSH!

FAILGETSH CAN DIE EASHY!

 No.778

WRRRY WOULD YOU SAAY THAT?

 No.866

>>777

FORK OVAH DA TRIP TRIPS NANO JE!




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 No.854[Reply]

What's your favorite abuse tool?

 No.856

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lighters!


 No.857

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Nature.


 No.858

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Pins and hooks. Sticks for their availability.




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