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Yukkuri Breed and Collection

I think this game deserves it's own thread

Android - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.gr.java_conf.sakatasnow.Yukkuri_Breeding_Observation&hl=en

Browser version - http://cooljampan.web.fc2.com/details1007.html

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Pet Abuse Refresh

which 3 yukkuri do you get?

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Oh wow we have a Yukkuri board! I had no idea; just found this while browsing old OYP threads. Did you guys ever post the link on 8/jp/? Because I've never seen it before.

Also posting some stuff I've drawn, no bully pls.

Uneasy Mister Cripple, let me poooost!

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your face before you kill some yukkuris

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trips and Donald Trump becomes president

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What ever happened to Kiriraitaa?

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Random images

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reaction face thread

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The classic

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Sim Yukkuri

Take it easy with Sim Yukkuri. Post your adventures in it here.

Current Version:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum/show/6286

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Do any of you Still Play Sim Yukkuri?

I have been playing Sim Yukkuri a lot lately and have been making a lot of hybrids. Here are a few savefiles with a few hybrids, one with a Dosu and

some with far too many yukkuri to deal with.

Most of them have over $100000 and one has several million dollars.

Here's how I do it.

I take nice heads and give them most of the screen, while taking shit heads and use them as breeding stock. Now my niceheads are on the bottom part of the screen and they get nice food, balls, self cleaning toilets and High Highs, while the shitheads get viagra, no toilets and shaken a lot, which created a lot of baby shitheads, which quickly get sold off unless they are rare, which means that they get the Accel amp, or hybrids, which means that they get caged in by walls. Try it and see what happens.

Here are the save files

http://www.4shared.com/file/biKDE88Uce/Happy_nice_heads_dosu.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/jPDR2AWuba/dosu_3.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/FER-tofmba/rabbits.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/lsn4WMttce/rabbits2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/fl3doH26ce/chaos_1.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/UjeREuWUba/chaos_2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/2WeAOeCXce/Chaos_3.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/PVYchqgPba/Chaos_4.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/LTpDx3mDba/Chaos_5.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/JgFMnlVAce/Chaos_6.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/NEfJZuo0ba/Chaos_6_million.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/XnLsVmkZce/Crazy_town.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/T3QUjoHjba/Crazy_town_2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/lkjrU15cce/Madnessmillions.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/Ld9GRYnsce/KITTY_pachy.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/BolmoM4kce/KITTY_pachy_2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/WKYReGqOce/WAY_too_Full.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/Iy0HHaUVba/WAY_too_Full_2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/s8Lw6m71ce/Happy_nice_heads.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/m71c5qM1ce/Happy_nice_heads_2.html

This is a pic of my screen right now as I'm playing with this save file, TOO MANY RANS.

This afternoon, befoe I left the house, I shook up all the yukkuris, put Accel and Orange amps on the babies and left.

I came home at 8PM to find this mess and have been spending most of the night selling off shitheads and even average yus.

http://www.4shared.com/file/SNLAbnS3ce/Too_many_rans.html

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Maricha Game / ゆっくり八景

Version α1.21 released September 27, 2015.

Download page http://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/

Author's blog

http://ennjiiro.seesaa.net/article/426802029.html

Unfortunately it is only in Japanese.

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>Yukkuri become real
>Abyusers have the time of their lives
>Butthurt librulls organize a yukkuri version of PETA
>Laws start getting proposed internationally protecting yukkuri from abyusers and instituting criminal penalties for abyuse
Wat do, fellow manju-smashers?

If yukkuri were real, how would we curb a PETA-esque outcry against our favorite hobby?

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Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri? I can't help but think the Anunnaki or some shit will come back and torture the fuck out of us.

>B-B-BUT MISTER HIGHLY EVOLVED PROGENITOR SPECIES CAN'T EXIST! HUMANS JUST SPRANG OUT OF THE GROUND ALL ON OUR OWN!
>'EY GURL, JAMAL'S PENI-PENI WANNA REFRESH WIF YU, NHOOO
>MY BABY IS THE EASIEST BABY EVER, MISTER GOD WILL BE SO PROUD~
>IF YU LIVE AN EASY LIFE AND BE GOOD, YU'LL GET TO TAKE IT EASY FOREVER IN HEAVEN WITH STREETS PAVED OF GOLD!
>ANUNNAKI CAN'T LIVE HERE! THIS IS HUMAN'S EASY PLACE! IDGAF IF YU WERE HERE FIRST A BILLION YEARS AGO LOL
>MISTER NATURALLY-OCCURRING FOODS CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! NEED PROCESSED FOODS FULL OF SWEET-SWEETS!
>WHAT DO YU MEAN WE CAN'T REFRESH WHENEVER WE WANT?! MISTER SECOND COMING OF CHRIST WHO CAN'T TAKE IT EASY SHOULD GO AWAY AND DIE EASY!

Anyone else?

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Anyone know where to find 3D yukkuri models?

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Yukkuri stories

What are your favorite stories? Any story ideas?

Story collection:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/yufanfics

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Yukkuri will

If Yukkuri believe they could do things by believing they could, couldn't humans take advantage of that and exploit it to their means by making them believe the opposite?

For example, when a yukkuri is "bweing bworn eajy", could humans say something like, "Don't be born easy." and stop the birth, leaving the Ko in its mom's Mamu-Mamu like pic related.

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Best toehoe?

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Is fluffy pony allowed on /easy/ ?

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What's up with Yukkuri and intelligence? It seems like some of them eventually gain human-level sentience and comprehension, but to what extent is this legitimate? Some of them have morals, even creations, can handle simple tasks etc… but in the end seem to fall short.

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Would you ever molest a yukkuri?

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what is your favorite picture of yukkuris near death or dead non-abuse related?

i like this one, all the happinnes will be gone at the same moment that those koyu's touch the pepper

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LEL

LEL

REAL YUKKURI WHEN?!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11503738/Girl-4-refuses-to-eat-anything-other-than-Petits-Filous-but-it-hasnt-affected-her-health.html
>A four-year-old girl who has refused to eat anything other than Petits Filous fromage frais for her entire life has baffled doctors.
>eats 30 pots every day
>will only eat the raspberry and strawberry flavour

>refuses to eat any solid food
>becomes hysterical every time mother Naomi, 32, offers her anything other than Petits Filous
>bursts into tears if she is offered an alternative brand

>Each 47g pot of Petits Filous contains around a teaspoon of sugar
>consuming 30 teaspoons a day - more than twice the recommended adult intake

>doctors who have examined the youngster say her unusual diet - which costs more than £2,000 a year - is not affecting her health or development

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The Voyage of Yukkurium-One

The year is 2113

Yukkuris have become the worst plage mankind ever faced, all the efforts have being in vain, some yukkuris clans became ridicously powerful and numerous, that they start declaring wars and making big scale invasions and riots world-wide…

A world war is imminent, and mankind start building what could be considered the "last hope"

You and others 99 fellas are among the world best yukkuri specialists, from all kinds of speciality, profissional abyusers of entretainment industry, food engineers and scientists, pest control and animal control professionals and go on, you all are chosed to a 5 year trip on Yukkurium-one, a lab-spaceship with a single mission, create the final weapon against yukkuris.

The colossal ship contains since abuse chambers and small yukkuriuns to gene-splicing labs, biome domes and a yukkuri auto-breeder system, to produce an almost ilimited number of yukkuris, the ship will be monitored to make sure that no one go rampage or rebel, just to make sure the research is not damaged or comprimised.

Also, the ship will have his own staff, of capitains, janitors, medics, helpers and even trained yukkuris for some functions, like high-level patchoulis for data analise and remilias for "scientific trash disposal"

how the outcome of this voyage would be?

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I'm looking for some really, really good satisfying abuse stories and comics.

Any recommendations /easy/?

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I was laying down and I suddenly heard a voice from my pillow. It was high-pitched and I couldn't make out what it was saying, but for some reason I immediately thought that a yukkuri was hiding in it…

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777

DESHE ARE WEIMU'S EASY TWIPSH!

FAILGETSH CAN DIE EASHY!

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What's your favorite abuse tool?

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lmfao this board is dead as shit

buzunis

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buzunis

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if you were an abuser, who would be your yukkuri partner? aya? remy? flan? other?

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are these yukkuri?

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YukkuriSec

Anonymous surprisingly started a sector based on yukkuri last week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ZhxtXNpEM
There's even an English version of the message.

Pic related

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So I showed my girlfriend yukkuri.

I started her off with some family-friendly pictures, and she seemed OK with it, so I showed her some moderate bullying, to which she responded: "These things are so ungrateful and whiny. They really deserve to get kicked around."

So I showed her the comic where the Bawiza goes to the donut store with its family and she loved it. In a matter of hours, she's become a full-on abyuser. I let her play SimYukkuri and the first thing she asked was, "How do I torture the little shitballs?"

Needless to say, I'm quite satisfied in my choice for a partner. Has anyone else tried sharing yukkuri with people you know? How'd it work out?

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YUKKURI PSA

This is your daily reminder. Only you can help control Stray Yukkuri populations. Do your part abuse a Yu today!

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Would this board be more fun if Oekaki was enabled?

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All About Yukkuri
Intermediate to Advanced

Thanks for buying this companion book to our first publication, All About Yukkuri: A Beginner's Guide. We appreciate your business and hope that this edition will answer some of your more challenging questions. Remember to keep submitting questions via our website or Twitter–they may appear in our upcoming release, All About Yukkuri: Advice for Experts!

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how do you launch simyukkuri?

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I was taking a casual walk through the wood until what do I see?

A bush started shaking and a reimu jumped out at me. (Ok, enough with the rhymes)

I was in disbelief. I thought yukkuri was just an internet meme. All of a sudden it said "yu," in a gay voice that I can't stand. Out of my magical pocket I pull out a 20 lb sledgehammer. I take a mighty blow towards it but he was too fast. Now, I dug deep into my pockets. I pulled out a net and swiped up reimu. The little critter bit me so I knocked it out by punching it in the face.

"Damn you reimu!" I once again reach into my magic pockets and pull out three items. A blender, a bucket of acid, and a cage with a cannibalistic chen inside. Now which to use. The decision was hard. Finally I decided on all three. I put the reimu in the blender and add acid to make a "weimu" smoothie. Then I feed it to the cannibalistic chen and then killed it cause I hate yukkuri!

Then a turtle popped out of a near by pond. I like turtles. But then this one said "marisa's easy reimu wife!" in an even gayer voice than reimu. It was a kotatsu marisa. I pick up my sledgehammer and crush the stupid table. I then whip out a 40 inch sword from my magic pocket and chop the manju flesh into perfect cubes. Now what was I supposed to do with this mess? Well I whip out a long fishing pole from my magic pocket and use the chunks to bait my hook.

Suddenly I get a bite. I real it in and got what appears to be a yukkuri with blue hair. As I'm studying this creature it too speaks in yet another gay voice. This one said "delicious munch munch,". I whip out a spear from my pocket and put it through the nitori. I cooked it on an open fire as it was still barely alive. After a while I take a big bite and say, "Damn you reimu!!! Your yukkuri buddy tastes incredibly bad!!!"

Stay tuned until next time when I unleash more insanity into the world of yukkuei.

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I just thought of the perfect invention. one of those stress ball things but in the shape of a yukkuri with a smug expression (great marisa, cute reimu, etc.)

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Give us your best yukkuri impersonations!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x5xUk0vGul

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Why is Marisa always the father and Marisa always the mother in every family?

Pic unrelated

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Yukkuri and money

Continued from >>672
The few yukkuri that do recognise money, often view it as a status symbol, and not a currency. They see humans enter shops with money, and assume that they're allowed to eat the food because they own money, and not because they exchange it. Once again, this is because Yukkuri cannot comprehend the idea of a trade that does not have immediate benefits. It also does not help that coins look like gold and silver badges. Often yukkuri with money will refer to themselves as "rich" for just having a few dollars. They will demand that other, penniless yukkuris be their slave. This is because they see humans serve other humans in exchange for money. To the yukkuri, it looks like the human is serving the 'rich' human as a slave. They think that the 'rich' human is of a higher status, so the 'poor' person must be a slave.

The yukkuris confused understanding of money often leads it to some frustrating situations.

Because yukkuris have a disproportionate understanding of prices, as they cannot count, they will often act entitled to gourmet meals. The yukkuri will hop into the restaurant, and present a collection of coins and crumpled notes. They will then demand "the sweetest mister food for rich Marisa. Now is fine slave!" Restaurants that serve yukkuri based dishes will typically take these yukkuri and give them a 'private table' in the meat freezer.

Even when they bring he ight amount, the yukkuri have difficulties. Often they will enter a store and tell the staff that "Marisa is a high class yukkuri ze! Just look at her wonderful mister money! Give sweet sweets now poor humans!"
They are then shocked when the staff take the money away from then. Often the yukkuri takes this as an insult. They think that mister human took away their money because mister human thinks that they are poor scum, undeserving of the status they it gives. The yukkuri will then likely call the human a shit head, and demand that they "give high class Marisa her wonderful mister money back, mister poor person!" At this point they will be tossed out of the store, by an angry and confused shop keeper.

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how many different versions of the yukkuri sim are there? the version i have obviously has some fan made additions because the art style is amateurish and doesn't match reimu, marisa and alice.

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Sexy Sexy

Refresh easy

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>NHOOO
WHY IS THE ONE DOING THE RAPING SCREAMING NO

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YUKKURIS

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Thish board ish now marishas easy place!
So mishter better leave right now before Marisha makes him drop dead easy!

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What the fuck is this feeling? This satisfying feeling of corruption and darkness inside. I just want to abuse some of those little shits so bad, this shouldn't feel so good.

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Is there currently a directory of English-language Yukkuri stories/comics? I know about the Google group with the text stories, but specifically I'm looking for translated comics on The Other Place or elsewhere.

If not, I think that we should endeavor to create such a directory here. I stumbled around The Other Place for a while before finding gems like Shell, Between Studies, etc.

What do yu all think?

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no bully.

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Explain to me what exactly I'm seeing here.

What is a Yukkuri? What are they from? Why do you like abusing them?

Newfag info general.

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>tfw you'll never have a cute waifu who enjoys bullying yukkuri with you

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I finally got some free time to edit another Yukkuri comic and since the jp mods are still banning people for posting abuse I'll post it here for proofreading before I upload to OYP.
Comments/criticisms would be highly appreciated.

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What kind of music would you listen to while abusing Yukkuri?

I'd probably put on something like Beethoven just to contrast the incessant high pitched screaming, cussing, and crying with something that sounds sophisticated probably just for the sake of irony.

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why aren't yukkuri real?

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You reaction to shit yukkuris say

>Why would you say that?!

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Who easy here?

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アノ二ゆっくり　ＨＩＪＡＣＫ！
ＬＵＬＺ

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Hakuna Matata

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What is your favorite Yukkuri type to see abused?

For me, Reimus. Something about how they look, how they use their "flap-flaps", referring to those things as "flap-flaps". The constant use of "cute" when referring to themselves. Their huge amounts of selfishness that puts all other types to shame.

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Take it easy, bitches!

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y u h8 us oyp?

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>tfw yukkuri are so cute yet arent real

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttAkG56ZEc

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Welcome to /easy/

Abuse is allowed. If you don't like it go back to halfchan.

Now take it easy!