No.292
This is your daily reminder. Only you can help control Stray Yukkuri populations. Do your part abuse a Yu today!
No.314
>mfw I can't walk my dog without being harassed by strays asking for munch-munch
No.317
>>314On the plus side, free dog snacks.
No.318
>tfw i can go and pick up a family to abuse and take my stress out on
No.326
>Reading the paper, there's an article about how homeless people are hunting and eating stray yukkuri's
>mfw
No.336
Hey /easy/ a family of stray Yukkuri invaded my house today how should I punish them? I am pretty excited I thought the sudden winter froze most of them.
No.400
>>336You don't need to do anything. Just trap them, leave them outside in the cold weather, and revel in the shrieking the yukkuri make as they die of cold, hunger, and perhaps cannibalism.
No.406
>>400I think I'll keep the Marisa inside and make it watch the rest of the family freeze outside.
No.407
>>406Painfully watch of course stupid thing would forget it even had a family otherwise. I just can't wait I'll make sure the family can see it they might actually break in again and try to punish Marisa who takes it easy while her pitiful family suffers outside in the cold.
No.408
>>406Might be better to leave the Marisa outside and let the Reimu watch. Marisa's job is to provide, which will lead to more suffering for it if it isn't completely separated from its family. Reimu is more family comfort-oriented, and will suffer more from simply watching its children suffer, as opposed to Marisa suffering from failing to fulfill its role as provider.
No.776
>been abusing yukkuri cunts for some time now
>want to try something new for once
>takes me a bit of searching, but I find a nice alleyway with a budding reimu marisa family
>it's the usual sappy shit, they're happy to be alive and eating garbage out of the dumpster or something
>I'm a bit of a ways off so I have to wait for them to line up perfectly
>out of my bag I pull out a bowling ball I've prepared for the occasion
>they start dancing in line and singing with those horrendous voices
>the time has come and so have I
>their fate is sealed as 16 pounds of shiny plastic comes hurdling their way
>most of the family is squashed but one ko-reimu is spared
>"why you do thish michter?"
>heh
>some rats come out of the cracks and dumpsters, likely they were warded off by the ko-reimus parents before
>it stumbles further towards me in disbelief but I just leave, I know what happens next anyways